Angel: "I hated the girls back then, especially the noblewomen."
Buffy: "You did?"
Angel: "They were just incredibly dull. Simpering morons. The lot of them." ~~*Halloween.

"You're a fool." ~~*Lie To Me.

Willy: "I'm living right, Angel."
Angel: "Sure you are Willy. . .and I'm takin' up sunbathing." ~~*What's My Line Part One.

"Too bad. That's what Drucilla likes best, as I recall." ~~*What's My Line Part Two.

"I love you. I try not to, but I can't stop." ~~*Surprise.

"Well, he moves to New York and tries to fulfill that Broadway dream. Tough sledding, but one day, he's working in the chorus when the big star twists her ankle." ~~*Innocence.

"As long as there's injustice in the world. As long as scum, like you, is walking---ha-ha-ha, rolling the streets, I'll be around. Look over your shoulder. I'll be there." ~~*Innocence.

"Gee, maybe he's broken." ~~*Innocence.

"Yeah, baby. I'm back!" ~~*Innocence.

Spike: "No more of this 'I've got a soul' crap?"
Angel: "What can I say, hmmmm? I was going through a phase." ~~*Innocence.

"She made me feel like a human being. That's not the kind of thing you just forgive." ~~*Innocence.

"Wrong. I am Angel. At last." ~~*Innocence.

"But she's so cute and helpless. Really a turn-on." ~~*Innocence.

"Things are about to get very interesting." ~~*Innocence.

"To kill this girl, you have to love her." ~~*Innocence.

"I'm gonna give her a kiss." ~~*Innocence.

"Don't you look spiffy?" ~~*Innocence.

"The important thing is, you made me the man I am today." ~~*Innocence.

"Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping, waiting, and though unwanted, inbidden, it will stir. Open it's jaws and howl." ~~*Passion.

"It speaks to us, guides us. Passion rules us all, and we obey. What other choice do we have?" ~~*Passion.

"Well maybe next time, I'll bring you with me, Spike. Might be handy to have you around if I ever need a really good parking space." ~~*Passion.

"Oh good, I need to work up an appetite first." ~~*Passion.

"Passion is the source of our finest moments. The joy of love, the clarity of hatred, and the ecstasy of grief." ~~*Passion.

"Don't worry, Roller Boy, I've got everything under control." ~~*Passion.

"It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we can live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank. Without, passion, we'd truly be dead." ~~*Passion.

"Not feeling well, lover?" ~~*Killed By Death.

"You know, you being off your game's kind of taking the fun out of all this." *punches Buffy* "Nope still fun!" ~~*Killed By Death.

"Uh oh, this does not look good for our heroine." ~~*Killed By Death.

"You don't like it Spike, hit the stairs and go. Take a stand, man!" ~~*I Only Have Eyes For You.

"Things change, Spikey. You gotta roll with the punches. Well, actually, you've pretty much got that part down." ~~*I Only Have Eyes For You.

Drucilla: "I'll sleep naked. Like the animals."
Angel: "You know, I'm suddenly liking this plan." ~~*I Only Have Eyes For You.

"Incoming! I love when she does this." ~~* I Only Have Eyes For You.

"With you being 'special needs boy', I figure I should stay close to home. You and Dru could always use another pair of hands." ~~*I Only Have Eyes For You.

"Fun fact about wasps. They have no taste for the undead." ~~*I Only Have Eyes For You.

Angel: "I'm the one who was freakin' violated. You didn't have this thing in you."
Drucilla: "What was it? A demon?"
Angel: "Love."
Drucilla "Poor Angel." ~~*I Only Have Eyes For You.

"I'm sure he'd be hell on wheels, but we don't have much time. Gotta travel light." ~~* I Only Have Eyes For You.

Gage: "What a psycho bitch, man."
Angel: "Gotta be talking about Buffy." ~~*Go Fish.

"Why, Miss Summers, you're beautiful." ~~*Go Fish.

Angel: "You can see all that in your head?"
Spike: "No, you ninny. She read it in the morning paper." ~~*Becoming Part One.

"I'll have one of those to go." ~~*Becoming Part One.

"Dru, save me some." ~~*Becoming Part One.

"Alcalthla turned into stone, as demons sometimes do, and was buried where neither man nor demon would want to look. . .unless, of course, they're putting up low-rent housing." ~~*Becoming Part One.

"My friends, we're about to make history. . .end!" ~~*Becoming Part One.

Angel: "I don't understand you."
Whistler: "Nobody understands me. That's my curse." ~~*Becoming Part One.

Angel: "I wanna learn from you."
Whistler: "All right."
Angel: "But, I don't wanna dress like you." ~~*Becoming Part One.

"Gosh, I was hoping we could get back together. What do you think, do we have a shot?. . .all right, we'll fight!" ~~*Becoming Part One.

"You never learn, do you? This wasn't about you. This was never about you. And you fall for it every single time!" ~~*Becoming Part One.

"I want to torture you. I used to love it. It's been along time. I mean, the last time I tortured somebody, they didn't even have chain saws." ~~*Becoming Part Two.