Buffy: "Stay with me."
"We've got a peach pie. I can't guarantee there's a peach in it." ~~*Anne.
Buffy: "This'll probably go faster if we split
up."
Buffy: "Candidate for what?"
"I don't want any trouble. I just wanna' be alone and quiet in a
room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy. I don't even know what a tea cozy is, but I want one. Instead, I keep getting trouble, which I am more than willing to share." ~~*Anne.
"I woke up, and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, 'Hey, what's
with all the sin? I need to change. I'm, I'm dirty. I'm, I'm bad with
the sex and the envy and that loud music we kids listen to nowadays.' Uh, oh, I just suck at undercover. Where's Ken?" ~~*Anne.
Demon Guard: "Who are you?"
Ken: "That was not permitted."
"Okay... this works... the abs... and... the glutes." ~~*Anne.
"Oh, I'm gonna' feel this for a week!" ~~*Anne.
Buffy: "Hey, Ken. Wanna' see my impression of Gandhi? *CRUNCH*
"Let me give you the tour. This concludes our tour." ~~*Anne.
Joyce: "It cheers up the room."
Buffy: "I'd like to find Willow and Xander."
Joyce: "You must be starving."
"Didn't anyone ever warn you about playing around with pointy sticks? It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye." ~~*Dead Man's Party.
Cordelia: "Come in, Nighthawk! Everything okay?"
Buffy: "I got in a few hours ago, but I wanted to go see my mom first."
Oz: "Hey, so you're not wanted for murder anymore."
Xander: "Did you go to Belgium?"
"Didn't anyone ever warn you about playing around with pointy
sticks? It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye." ~~*Dead Man's Party.
"You guys seem down with the slayage, all tricked out with your walkies and everything." ~~*Dead Man's Party.
Buffy: "How did you find me here?"
Angel: "If I was blind, I would see you." ~~*Anne.
Angel: "Forever. That's the whole point. I'll never leave, not even if you kill me." ~~*Anne.
Lily: "Can I come with you?"
Buffy: "Okay, where did I lose you on the whole splitting up thing?" ~~*Anne.
Doctor: "What are you doing?"
Buffy: "Breaking into your office and going through your private files. Candidate for what?" ~~*Anne.
Buffy: "I'm Buffy, the Vampire Slayer, and you are...?" ~~*Anne.
Buffy: "Yeah, but it was fun." ~~*Anne.
Lily: "Gandhi?"
Buffy: "Well, you know, if he was really pissed off." ~~*Anne.
Buffy: "It's angry at the room, Mom. It wants the room to suffer." ~~*Dead Man's Party.
Joyce: "Will you be slaying?"
Buffy: "Only if they give me lip." ~~*Dead Man's Party.
Buffy: "I was until that four-course snack you served me after dinner." ~~*Dead Man's Party.
Buffy: "'Nighthawk'?" ~~*Dead Man's Party.
Giles: "Yes, yes, of course. How, how did you find her?"
Buffy: "Well, I pretty much remembered the address." ~~*Dead Man's Party.
Buffy: "Good. That was such a drag." ~~*Dead Man's Party.
Buffy: "Why would I go to Belgium?"
Xander: "I think the relevant question is why wouldn't you? Belgium!" ~~*Dead Man's Party.
"Well, thank you for the offer, but I think I just wanna' get back to my normal routine. You know, school, slaying. Kid's stuff." ~~*Dead Man's Party.
"Mom is making an appointment with his ugliness. I know she can break him." ~~*Dead Man's Party.
Buffy: "Private school? You mean, like jackets and kilts? You want me to get field hockey knees?"
Joyce: "It's not that bad."
Buffy: "What about home schooling? You know, it's not just for scary religious people anymore." ~~*Dead Man's Party.
Joyce: "What if I invited Willow and Mr. Giles and everybody over for dinner tomorrow night. Don't you think that would be nice?"
Buffy: "..."
Joyce: "Since I sort of already did, I was hoping for a 'yes'." ~~*Dead Man's Party.
Joyce: "Run down and get the company plates."
Buffy: "Mom, Willow and everybody aren't company-plate people. They're normal-plate people."
Joyce: "We never have guests for dinner. Indulge your mother?" ~~*Dead Man's Party.
"Next time, I get to pick the mother-daughter bonding activity." ~~*Dead Man's Party.
Joyce: "Do you wanna' say something?"
Buffy: "Like what? 'Thanks for stopping by and dying'?" ~~*Dead Man's Party.
Buffy: "Am I dreaming?"
Angel: "I'm probably the wrong person to ask." ~~*Dead Man's Party.
Buffy: "I'm afraid."
Angel: "You should be." ~~*Dead Man's Party.
"A girls school? So now it's jackets, kilts, and no boys? Care to throw in a little foot-binding?" ~~*Dead Man's Party.
Joyce: "It's not your fault you have a special circumstance. They should make allowances for you."
Buffy: "Mom, I'm a Slayer. It's not like I need to ride a little bus to school." ~~*Dead Man's Party.
"Welcome to the Hellmouth petting zoo." ~~*Dead Man's Party.
"You know, I wanted forest pine or April fresh, but Mom wanted dead cat." ~~*Dead Man's Party.
"You know, I love art talk as much as the next very dull person, but we have work to do, Giles. Research mode." ~~*Dead Man's Party.
Buffy: "Do you want to see my mom?"
Pat: "Please--."
Buffy: "MOM!!!" ~~*Dead Man's Party.
Xander: "Some kind of party, huh? I guess a lot of people are glad to have you back."
Buffy: "It seems like people I didn't even know missed me." ~~*Dead Man's Party.
Buffy: "Punish you? I didn't do this to punish you."
Xander: Well, you did. You should've seen what you put her through."
Buffy: "Great. Thanks. Anybody else want to weigh in here? How about you by the dip?"
Jonathan: "No thanks. I'm good." ~~*Dead Man's Party.
Cordelia: "Put yourself in Buffy's shoes for just a minute, okay? I'm Buffy, freak of nature, right? Naturally, I pick a freak for a boyfriend, and then he turns into Mr. Killing Spree, which is pretty much my fault ----."
Buffy: "Cordy! Get out of my shoes." ~~*Dead Man's Party.
Xander: "Let her finish! You at least owe her that."
Buffy: "God, Xander, do you think you could at least stick to annoying me on your own behalf?"
Xander: Fine. You stop acting like an idiot, I'll stop annoying you."
Buffy: "Oh, you wanna' talk acting like an idiot, Nighthawk?" ~~*Dead Man's Party.
"Not looking. Not looking!" ~~*Dead Man's Party.
"Hey, Pat. *shoves shovel into Mobani's eyes* Made you look." ~~*Dead Man's Party.
Joyce: "So, is this a typical day at the office?"
Buffy: "No. This was nothing."~~*Dead Man's Party.
Buffy: "You're really enjoying this whole moral superiority thing, aren't you?"
Willow: "It's like a drug!" ~~*Dead Man's Party.
Buffy: "I'm the bad. I can take my lumps... for a while."
Willow: "All right. I'll stop giving you a hard time... runaway."
Buffy: "Will!"
Willow: "I'm sorry... quitter."
Buffy: "Whiner."
Willow: "Bailer."
Buffy: "Harpy."
Willow: "Delinquent."
Buffy: "Tramp."
Willow: "Bad seed."
Buffy: "Witch."
Willow: "Freak!" ~~*Dead Man's Party.
"First of all, Martha Stewart knows jack about hand-cut prosciutto." ~~*Hope, Faith, & Trick.
"All right, yes, date and shop and hang out and go to school and save the world from unspeakable demons. You know, I want to do girlie stuff." ~~*Hope, Faith, & Trick.
"Okay, Acathla, huh? What are you doing, making him some demon pizza?" ~~*Hope, Faith, & Trick.
"Big fight. Angel got the pointy end of the sword. Acathla sucked him into Hell instead of the world. That's about the it." ~~*Hope, Faith, & Trick.
"Oh no, I have to go take an English make-up exam. They give you credit just for speaking it, right?" ~~*Hope, Faith, & Trick.
"Hello, my life, how I've missed you." ~~*Hope, Faith, & Trick.
"I don't think that guy thrives on sunshine." ~~*Hope, Faith, & Trick.
"Well... sometimes I crave a nonfat yogurt afterwards." ~~*Hope, Faith, & Trick.
"Uh... oh, oh, do you guys remember The Three? That's right, you never met The Three." ~~*Hope, Faith, & Trick.
Giles: "It's a great honor to be invited... or so I'm told."
Faith: "Oh, it's boring. Way too stuffy for a guy like you."
Buffy: "Um, maybe I should introduce you again. Faith, this is Giles."
Faith: "I've seen him. If I'd have known they came that young and cute, I would've requested a transfer."
Buffy: "Raise your hand if 'ew'." ~~*Hope, Faith, & Trick.
"Giles, look, I've got make-up tests to pass, missing people in Sunset Ridge, and a zesty new Slayer to feed. Next time I kill Angel, I'll video it." ~~*Hope, Faith, & Trick.
"Well, sure. Beats that dead feeling you get when they win and you lose."
Joyce: "I like this girl, Buffy."
Buffy: "She's very personable. She gets along with my friends, my Watcher, my mom. Look, now she's getting along with my fries."
Joyce: "Now, Buffy..."
Buffy: "Plus at school today, she was making eyes at my not-boyfriend. This is creepy."
Joyce: "Does anybody else think Faith is creepy?"
Buffy: "No, but I'm the one getting single-white-female'd here." ~~*Hope, Faith, & Trick.
Joyce: "When did you die? You never told me you died."
Buffy: "No, uh, it was just for a few minutes." ~~*Hope, Faith, & Trick.
"I've got help now. I've got all the help I can stand." ~~*Hope, Faith, & Trick.
Faith: "Didn't we, um, do this street already?"
Buffy: "Funny thing about vamps. They'll hit a street even after you've been there. It's like they have no manners." ~~*Hope, Faith, & Trick.
Faith: "I'm five-by-five here, B, living entirely large, actually wondering about your problem."
Buffy: "Well, I may not sleep in the nude and rassle alligators..."
Faith: "Maybe it's time you started 'cause obviously something in your bottle needs uncorking." ~~*Hope, Faith, & Trick.
Faith: "What are you getting so strung out for, B?"
Buffy: "Why are your lips still moving, F?"
Faith: "Did I just hear a threat?"
Buffy: "Would you like to?"
Faith: "Wow. Think you can take me?"
Buffy: "Yeah. I just hope they can't!" ~~*Hope, Faith, & Trick.
"The job is to slay demons. Not to beat them to a bloody pulp while their friends corner me." ~~*Hope, Faith, & Trick.
Giles: "What you must realize, Buffy, is that you and Faith have very different temperaments."
Buffy: "Yeah, and mine's the sane one. The girl's not playing with a full deck, Giles. She has almost no deck. She has a three." ~~*Hope, Faith, & Trick.
Giles: "She doesn't have a whole other life here, as you do."
Buffy: "She doesn't need a life. She has mine."
Giles: "I think you're being a little--."
Buffy: "No, I'm being a lot. I know that." ~~*Hope, Faith, & Trick.
Buffy: "No tats. Crappy dressers. And, uh, oh, the one that nearly bit me mentioned something about kissing toast. He lived for kissing toast."
Giles: "Do you mean 'Kakistos'?"
Buffy: "Maybe it was taquitos. Maybe he lived for taquitos. What?"
Giles: "Kakistos."
Buffy: "Is that bad?" ~~*Hope, Faith, & Trick.
Giles: "You think he and Faith are connected?"
Buffy: "Giles, there are two things that I don't believe in: Coincidence and leprechauns."
Giles: "Well, Buffy, it's entirely possible that they arrived here by chance simultaneously."
Buffy: "Okay, but I was right about the leprechauns, right?"
Giles: "As far as I know." ~~*Hope, Faith, & Trick.
Buffy: "I'm gonna' talk to Faith, see if khaki trousers rings--."
Giles: "Kakistos."
Buffy: "Kakistos rings a bell... or an alarm."~~*Hope, Faith, & Trick.
Faith: "I'm the one who can handle this."
Buffy: "Yeah, you're a real bad-ass when it comes to packing." ~~*Hope, Faith, & Trick.
"Scream later! Escape now!" ~~*Hope, Faith, & Trick.
"Faith, first rule of slaying: don't die." ~~*Hope, Faith, & Trick.
Buffy: "You hungry?"
Faith: "Starved." ~~*Hope, Faith, & Trick.
"So I told him that I loved him. . .and I kissed him. . .and I killed him." ~~*Hope, Faith, & Trick.
"Wow, if I knew I was gonna' go on this long, I probably would've brought some water." ~~*Hope, Faith, & Trick.