Xander: "I've always been amazed with how Buffy fought, but in a way, I feel like we took her punning for granted."
"I can't wait to see Cordelia. I can't believe I can't wait to
see Cordelia." ~~*Anne.
Xander: "I don't wanna' come on too geeky, but, uh... okay, I'm psyched. There's gonna' be some heat, if you know what I mean, so you guys might wanna' duck and cover. And I'm starting to be geeky. Okay, bye. *Leaves,
then returns.* How's my --"
"Boy, I'm glad we showed up for 'Depressing Night'." ~~*Anne.
"Oh, I know what she's doing. Gabbing to all her friends about
her passionate affair with Pedro the Cabana Boy. Laughing about me, thinking how she still might have feelings about me." ~~*Anne.
Cordelia: "Why do I have to be bait? I'm always bait. Why can't Willow be bait?"
Xander: "Go away, this is my hiding spot."
"The vampire kills you. We watch, we rejoice." ~~*Anne.
Cordelia: "Everything's a joke with you."
"Mad'? Just because you ran away and abandoned your post and your friends and your mom and made him lay awake every night worrying about you? Maybe we should wait out here." ~~*Dead Man's Party.
Xander: "Check it out. The Watcher is back on the clock. And just when you were thinking career change, maybe becoming a... a looker or a... a seer."
Cordelia: "So were you, like, living in a box or what?"
Xander: "Oh, I would, but, uh, I'm kind of tied up."
"And what'll we talk about at a gathering anyway? 'So, Buffy, did you meet any nice pimps on your travels? And, oh, by the by, thanks for ruining our lives for the past three months.'" ~~*Dead Man's Party.
"She doesn't want to talk about it, we don't want to talk about it, so why don't we just shut up and dance?" ~~*Dead Man's Party.
Cordelia: "I'm the dip."
"Well, I hate brie." ~~*Dead Man's Party.
"Okay, so one vote from the old guy for a smelly cheese night, and how many votes for actual fun, huh?" ~~*Dead Man's Party.
Xander: "I mean, it's great to have the Buffster back. Isn't it?"
You can't just bury stuff, Buffy. It'll come right back up to get you." ~~*Dead Man's Party.
"Look, I'm sorry that your honey was a demon, but most girls don't hop a Greyhound over boy troubles." ~~*Dead Man's Party.
"Man, this sucker wobbles, but he won't fall down!" ~~*Dead Man's Party.
Joyce: "What do we do if they get in?"
"Generally speaking, when scary things get scared, not good." ~~*Dead Man's Party.
Xander: "First of all, what was with the
acrobatics? How did that happen?"
Oz: "Wasn't Andy Hoelich on the gymnastics team?"
Xander: "That's right, he was. Cheater!" ~~*Anne.
Willow: "Xander, past tense rule."
Xander: "Oh, sorry. I just meant we in the past took it for granted and, uh, we won't when she gets back." ~~*Anne.
Willow: "Your hair is fine."
Xander: "Cool." ~~*Anne.
Xander: "He's already seen Willow. And could you complain louder so that
all the vampires leave?" ~~*Anne.
Cordelia: "Where do I hide?"
Xander: "You don't hide, you're bait. Go act baity." ~~*Anne.
Xander: "No, just our relationship."
Cordelia: "What relationship?"
Xander: "Oh, that's right, I forgot. We actually want to bury that piece of the past, don't we?" ~~*Anne.
Giles: "Thank you, Xander." ~~*Dead Man's Party.
Buffy: "Well, it's a long story."
Xander: "So skip the heartwarming stuff about kindly old people and saving the farm and get right to the dirt." ~~*Dead Man's Party.
Cordelia: "You wish." ~~*Dead Man's Party.
Xander: "Uh, you gotta' admire the purity of it." ~~*Dead Man's Party.
Cordelia: "Totally! Except you were kind of turning me on with that whole boy Slayer look."
Xander: "Was I now?"
Cordelia: "You bet, Nighthawk." ~~*Dead Man's Party.
Xander: "I kind of think we die!" ~~*Dead Man's Party.