Songs by dentonj
*sitting on a bar stool and cradling a guitar on the stage of a small club, the original Luckettes (galor, gator, jnlemom, Lt.Kris, Mindi, and rockybeach) standing quietly in the background*
*quietly and humbly* Thanks for coming out tonight, everybody.
It's been a while. Nice to be back.
*waiting for applause to stop*
Thanks. Thanks a lot.
I'm going to start out tonight with a tribute to Jonathan. It's been a tough few weeks for all of us, I know, and I was inspired to write this song to let Jonathan know that we stand behind him all the way. My thanks and apologies to James Taylor, because I borrowed from his song "You've Got a Friend." * looking back at the Luckettes* You guys ready? * clearing throat* Here we go.
"You've Got a Friend."
*softly strumming guitar *
*singing *
When a croooowd is huddled at the staaaage to see your band,
And there's no, oooh, there's no escape in siiiight . . .
Peel your eyes and look for me, and knooow I will be there
To pummel dooown even the girls who biiiite . . .
(chorus)
Have a ball with your fame
'Cause you know wherever I am
I'll come runnin'
To see you again
Movies, soap, sitcom or mall
All you have to do is call
And I'll be there, yeah, yeah, yeah
You've got a fan
If a guy cajoles you into playing parts for clowns,
And some ol' coarse critics declare they blow,
Keep you head together and call my name outloud,
And soon I'll have mobs shouting out for more . . .
*Luckettes harmonizing here*
Have a ball with your fame
(with your fame)
'Cause you know wherever I am
I'll come runnin'
To see you again
Movies, soap, sitcom or mall
All you have to do is call
And I'll be there, yeah, yeah, yeah . . .
Hey, ain't it good to know that you've got a fan
When loyalty's bought and sold?
They'll hire you . . . then they'll fire you
They'll take your soul if you let them
Oh, no, but don't you let them . . .
Have a ball with your fame
'Cause you know wherever I am
I'll come runnin'
To see you again
Yeah, JJ, don't you know now
Movies, soap, sitcom or mall
Say, now, all you got to do is call
And I'll be there, yeah, yeah, yeah
You've got a fan
You've got a fan
Ain't it good to know you've got a fan?
*strumming last notes on guitar *
Thank you. Thank you. *wiping away a tear * That was for you, JJ.
*composing myself * All right. It's time to get down to business. *upbeat music begins ("You're the One That I Want"), and Luckettes begin to dance * This is a little number inspired by one of my favorite movies, "Grease". *bopping with the music * It's a message for Bozo. That's Bob Guza for anyone who doesn't know. It's time to let T-P-T-B that we're not keeping anything on the Q-T! *turning to Luckettes, who have put on their shades and started snapping * Let's do it, girls!!
"You're the One That I Want"
I got hiiiiiiiives!!!
There multiplyin'!
And I'm looooosing control
'Cause the story you're supplyin' . . .
It's so terrifyin'!
terrifyin', terrifyin', terrifyin'
You better shape up!
We need Jonathan!
And our heart is set on sooooon!
You better shape up!
You better understand . . .
To our two you must be true
Nothin' else, nothin' else for you to do
He's the one that we want
He is . . . the one we want
Oo! Oo! Oo!
Lucky!
The one that we want
He is . . . the one we want
Oo! Oo! Oo!
The one we neeeeeed
Oh, yes indeeeeed . . .
If Liz feeeeels some affection
For a guuuuuuy any day
Send him iiii-iin a new direction . . .
Maaaake him gay . . .
You better shape up!
'Cause she need her man!
She needs her man!
He can keep her satisfied!
You better shape up!
You better understand . . .
We know Lucky didn't die
And we know, only JJ plays the guy
He's the one that we want
He is . . . the one we want
Oo! Oo! Oo!
Lucky!
The one that we want
He is . . . the one we want
Oo! Oo! Oo!
Lucky!
The one that we want
He is . . . the one we want
Oo! Oo! Oo!
The one we neeeeeed
Oh, yes indeeeeeeed . . .
* dancing around on the stage as the music continues* Woooo! Yeah! *high-fiving the Luckettes and beaming * That was great! Thanks for coming out, everybody! We'll see you tomorrow night! Peace!
*dancing off the stage *
The story of the fire and the PCPD's inability to find a culprit reminded me of another tragedy: the crashing of the S.S. Minnow onto a deserted isle. Gilligan and the others were presumed dead, just as Lucky is. So here is my send-up of Gilligan's theme song. Luckettes? You ready?
*Luckettes join me on stage, each wearing a firefighter's uniform and a Gilligan hat*
Gilligan's Theme
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a deadly wick
That started up a massive fire
With one flick of a Bic
(key change)
The dead was mighty Spencer man,
His fam'ly mourned and wailed,
So officers set out that day
Just to see Sonny jailed
To see Sonny jailed
(key change)
No match!
No gas!
No clue in sight!
Not a bit of help from V.
Like Larry, Moe, and Curly,
As stupid as men can be . . .
(key change)
Their suspect list was growing short,
'Cause they never even tried
A Cassadiiiine . . .
Her minions, too,
A Quartermaine . . .
Now "Daddy,"
Or Faaaiiiison
He's the one duped every cop
Of the PCPD!!!!
That's all for tonight, Brigaders! Thanks for stopping by!
*wearing stupid cat nose and whiskers. That's as far as dentonj is going*
MONTAAAGE . . .
Super Freak
She's a very LUCKY giirrl
Lucky, the Oldest Spencer
Lucky the oldest Spencer
It Came Upon a Wednesday Dear
It came upon a Wednesday dear . . .
O, Happy Night
O happy niiiiiight . . .
Songs by gator
Lucky and Liz (Ode to Six Kisses)
Lucky and Liz
We Want A Window Kiss
Lucky and Elizabeth
We have watched since TK1
Oh, Lucky and Elizabeth
Oh, Lucky and Elizabeth
Oh, Lucky Please Kiss Elizabeth
Oh, Lucky please kiss Elizabeth
Joy on Monday (Ode to TK7)
Joy on Monday
He Said Merry Christmas Baby
He said Merry Christmas Baby
Songs by galor
This Kiss
When Lizzie said to Lucky
Lucky Spencer
Luck-y Spencer
Luck-y Spencer
Luck-y Spencer
A Song By Toukie
Oh Lucky can you see
If you have a song or two about L&L or GH that you would like to submit, Please send them to Gator618
(to the tune of song from the musical, Cats)
All at once on my TVeeeeeee. . .
And we all saw the memories . . .
They were beautiful theeeeeen . . .
Then he touched her . . .
She understood what happiness was . . .
Let the montaaage . . .
Play agaaaaaain
(to the tune of Super Freak)
dump . . . da dump
She likes him more than as a brothah
dump . . . da dump
And we've waited for the day to cooome
dump . . . da dump
They'd say they're meant to be
*we're gonna superfreak*
Oh we love it when they dance
dump . . . da dump
And on Wednesday they'll have anothah
dump . . . da dump
After Lucky asks her for her heart
dump . . . da dump
And sweeps her off her feet
we're gonna superfreak
FEELS SO RIIIIGHT
TUESDAY NIGHT . . .
I'LL NEVER SLEEEEP A WIIIINK
YEEEEEAAAAAAH
huh- hey- HEY!!!!!
daaa da da dump . . . dump . . . da dump . . .
GONNA SUPERFREAK! SUPERFREAK!
WE'LL SUPERFREAK OUT, YEEEAAH
(2, 3 , 4) dump . . . da dump
Temptations!
OooOooOoOoOoOoOoOooooh
SUPERFREAK! SUPERFREAK!
WE'LL SUPERFREAK OUT, YEAH . . .
(to the tune of Rudolf, the Red-Nosed Reindeer)
Had a year of many woes
And if you ever saw him
You would say he needs new clothes
All of the other Spencers
used to lie and play word games
They never let poor Lucky
know his dad was mean to dames
Then one foggy Port Charles eve
Prince Nik came to say
Lucky with your mind so bright
Won't you try to see the light?
Then how Liz Webber loved him
As she shouted out with glee
Lucky, the oldest Spencer
You're the best thing that ever happened to meeeee!
(to the tune of It Came Upon A Midnight Clear)
That glorious hump day of old . . .
with Lucky leading Liz's way . . .
to dinner plans still untold.
The room was filled with the candlelight . . .
and Lucky's love for his girl . . .
Sweet Liz took in what her eyes beheld . . .
the most special place in the world . . .
HE OOOORdered ribs and the cheese fries too . . .
Though we would have liked cheese and rice . . .
And when he asked her to be his girl . . .
She didn't have to think twice . . .
(to the tune of O, Happy Night)
Brigader's eyes are shiiiiiining
There's no more fright
That we'll all go berserk
Long lay the booooards
In angst and endless whiiiining
'Til someone cheered
That our boy won't leave woooork
A thrill of hope, the weary board rejoices
For all our sakes, our duo won't be torn . . .
*big breath*
CAAAAAAALLLLL PTBeeeeeeeeee
And RAAAAAAIIIIISE Brigader VOOOOI-CES
TONIIIIGHT we SHIIIINE
Toooonight, we cease to mourn
ToNIIIIIIIIGHT we SHIIIIIIIIIIIINE tooooonight . . .
Tonight we shiiiiine
(to the tune of Silent Night)
Brigaders watch
See them hug
See them kiss
By the boxcar and in Lucky's room
At Liz's door and in the park, too
We now have six kisses
We now have six kisses
(to the tune of Away in the Manger)
Our favorite couple
We all want more kisses
Between this duo
One at a window
To Liz's bedroom
It is our Christmas wish
For this kind of kiss
And through TK6
We just can't get enough
Of Lucky and Liz
Please can we see them
In a window kiss
Of all of our wishes
We wish for that kiss
(to the tune of Oh, Little Town of Bethlehem
We love your innocence
You slowly took a tragedy
And turned it into love
Lucky fell for Elizabeth
While helping her to heal
And now we are all waiting for
Them to say I love you
(to the tune of I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus)
Underneath the mistletoe mentioned
You said you would hang some
Mistletoe on your ceiling
So please put some up soon
Then you and Liz can really kiss
And
All Brigaders will be so happy
To see a mistletoe kiss occur
Oh
Can't you imagine the joy
If only our Lucky would
Decorate soon and kiss Liz tonight
(to the tune of Joy to the World)
L&L kiss
Without interruption
Gram may have caught them
In their liplock
But, we got our little kiss
Which becomes number seven
We now have
We now have
TK7
(to the tune of Deck the Halls)
Fa la la la la la la la la
Liz the season to be Lucky
Fa la la la la la la la la
We're all waiting for those three words
Fa la la la la la la la la
L&L will say I Love You
Fa la la la la la la la la
(galor's rewrite)
(galor changed a few lines of the song This Kiss to fit our own L&L)
How does love get so off course
All I wanted was a white Knight
With a good heart, soft touch, fast horse
Ride me off into a sunset
Baby, I'm forever yours.....
It's the way you love me
It's a feeling like this
It's centrifugal motion
It's perpetual bliss
It's that pivotal moment
It's (aaaah) subliminal
This kiss, this kiss...unstoppable
This kiss, this kiss...unsinkable
This kiss, this kiss...it's criminal
It's the way you love me baby
It's the way you love me darlin'
~*~That Kiss S*M*A*C*K ~*~
(to the tune of Frosty, the Snowman)
Is a mighty FINE Young man
with his sweet smile
and singing voice
it makes our knees go weak!
He makes us smile with glee
with just one look
at his Lips, and Face
It makes our heartbeat race!
we love to see his scenes
With his true love
Eliz-a-beth
And "Pray" we'll see a Kiss!
(sung to the Tune of The Star Spangled Banner)
How much we all love thee
We all think you're sexy
And you're smile's all we can see
Elizabeth's your girl
You take good care of her
Making us wish to be
In your arms and kissing thee
Always in love with Thee
We fight TPTB
To see on TV
More of Liz and Lucky
Oh say does these stars always
Shine on our lives
The brigade will always be
There for Liz and Lucky