#23 - Flying Cajun Airlines
Mais watch out cher, dat Boudreaux he watch you!
Boudreaux and Pierre were flying Cajun Airlines. Pierre was flying da plane and Boudreaux was in da back foolin wit da cargo equipment an stuff.
Da plane hit some turbulence an started bouncing aroun' an Pierre got knock unconscience. Den da plane start driftin.
Boudreaux him come run up to da front an saw dat Pierre was sprawl out over da steerin wheel.
Well, Boudreaux don know nuttin bout flyin an he start to get panaky. He grab da microphone and holla "May Day! May Day! Dis is Cajun Air Line 10210. Pierre, him knock unconscence an I don know nutin about flyin dis plane!"
"Dis is da control tower," someone answer. "Don you worry bout nutin. We gona splain how fo you to land dis plane, step by step, ah gar-on-tee! Jus leave aryting ta us. Fus, how high are you an what's you position?"...
Boudreaux thought a minute, den say, "I'm five foot ten an I'm all da way to da front of da plane."
"No! No!", answer da tower. "What's you altitude an where's you location?"
Boudreaux say, "Man, ah got a po attitude, an I'm from Thibodaux!"
"No! No! No!" came an exasperated voice. "Ah needs to know how many feet you got off da groun an how you plane's in relation to da airport!"
Boudreaux start to panic by dis time. He say, "Countin Pierre's an mine we got fo feet off da ground an I don bleve dis plane's related to you airport!"
A long pause --- "We needs to know who you next of kin is and where to send da flowers!"
