#30 - Boudreaux's Death Notice...
Mais watch out cher, dat Boudreaux he watch you!
Boudreaux's wife, Clotile, went to the local newspaper and said she wanted to put in the Obituary Column that Boudreaux died.
The editor said that it would be $1.00 per word. Clotile said, "Here's $2.00 - just put "BOUDREAUX DIED".
The editor said, "Mrs. Boudreaux, surely you want more dan dat."
Clotile said, "Mais, no, just 'BOUDREAUX DIED'."
The editor said, "Well, Mrs. Boudreaux, I know you're a little upset. Bring yourself back tomorrow and you will probably tink of somethin else."
Clotile came back the next day, and said, "Yeh, I taught of somethin else, put "BOUDREAUX DIED, BOAT FOR SALE'."