#9 - Pierre & Boudreaux Go Fishing...
Mais watch out cher, dat Boudreaux he watch you!
Pierre and Boudreaux went fishing in Pierre's boat but
were not doing very good.
They came across Alphonse in a boat loaded with fish.
Pierre asked Alphonse what his secret was. Alphonse
said, "Jes go out through that pass over dere until the
water gets fresh. Stop dere and drop yer line."
All excited, Pierre fired up the motor and headed
through the pass.
When they got a little ways out, he told Boudreaux to
fill up a bucket and taste the water. Boudreaux
complied and said, "It's still salty, Pierre!"
Pierre went further out and told Boudreaux to taste the
water again. Boudreaux said the same thing, "It's still
salty, Pierre!"
This went on for hours and it was starting to get dark,
and they were in the middle of nowhere, when Pierre
said to taste the water one last time.
Boudreaux replied, "But Pierre, there's no more water
in the bucket!"