After several requests from some respected individuals, here it is, the internet's only page entirely composed of...... Buffalo Jokes!!! All of these jokes were written and thought up by me, Joel Kushner and Matt Wilson during our sophmore biology class.
1.) What do you call a short buffalo?
-A buffa-LOW.
2.) What do you call a strong buffalo?
-A BUFF-alo.
3.) What do you call a buffalo with
only two legs?
-A buffa-slow.
4.) What do you call a buffalo
drinking milk?
-A buffa-grow.
5.) What do you call a rowdy buffalo?
-A tough-alo.
6.) What do you call an albino buffalo
in the winter?
-A buffa-snow.
7.) What do you call a bunch of
buffalo on a stage?
-A buffa-show.
8.) What do you call a buffalo that
cuts grass?
-A buffa-mow.
9.) What do you call a buffalo with
wheels?
-A buffa-go.
10.) What do you get when you cross a
buffalo with a deer?
-A buffa-doe.
11.) What do yu get when you cross a
buffalo with a frog?
-A buffa-toad.
12.) What call a buffalo that ate too
much at Thanksgiving?
-A stuff-alo.
13.) What do you call a buffalo that
needs to shave?
-A scruff-alo.
14.) What do you call a radioactive
buffalo?
-A buffa-glow.
15.) What do you call a Hawaiian
buffalo?
-A buff-aloha.
16.) What do you call a buffalo with big
hair?
-A buffa-fro.
17.) What do you call a negative
buffalo?
-A buffa-no.
18.) What do you call a buffalo with
wings?
-A buffa-crow.
19.) What do you call a slutty
buffalo?
-A buffa-ho.
20.) What you call a buffalo with lots
of pubic hair?
-A muff-alo.
21.) What do you call a drunk buffalo?
-A buffa-loaded.
22.) What do you call a buffalo with a
yeast infection?
-A buffa-dough.
23.) What do you call a buffalo having
sex?
-A buffa-Ohh!
24.) What do you call a dyslexic
buffalo?
-An olaffub
25.) What do you call a bufalo that
likes to give head?
-A buffa-blow.
26.) What do you call a drowned
buffalo?
-A water buffalo.
27.) What do you call a buffalo on
crack?
- ___(your friend's name
here)_____