Thor's Challenge of Champions II
July 29, 2000
UNTO THE POPULACE DO I THOR, GOD OF THUNDER, SEND GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS:
After numerous obstacles including rain, thunder, rain, cancellations, rain, postponments, rain, site changes, rain, among others we finally were able to carry out the yearly Challenge of Champions event. On this fine Saturday, the clouds parted (well..not really, it just stopped raining) and the populace of the realm reveled once again...and in a timely fashion! Considering the autocrat :~) and the realms' usuall tendancy for late starts we were only about a half hour behind schedule the entire day!
ATTENDEES:
King Siegfreid
Prince Sir Thor
Princess Sif
His Eminence MMS Dankwert
Baron Viscount Uller
Countess Hella
Balder, God of Chivalry
Syn, Goddess of Debauchery and Perversion
Lady Freya
Lord Squire Mime
Lady Modgud
Lord Fafnir
High Priest Grond the Red
High Priestess Svala
StellareX
Marlineus
Rudiger
Zanthia
Bones
Beowulf
Rachel
Danielle
Richter
Dawn
Isolde
The Druid
John the Peasant (I luv ya big guy!)
WINNERS OF THE DAYS TOURNAMENTS:
Hermod's Foot Race............Dankwert
Kingdom's Champion Tourney....Thor
Spirit of Uberheim Tourney....Rudiger
Viscount of Antwerp Tourney...Thor for Uller
Challenge of Champions Tourney Results:
Norse Wrestling...............Rudiger
Leg Wrestling.................Marlineus
Tug of War....................Thor
Bear Pit Sword Tourney........Uller
Arm Wrestling.................Rudiger
Thor's Challenge Champion.....Rudiger
After we had cleaned the site, for which Syn should be given extra mention since she was able to unearth about a google of glass shards, we engaged in the Contest of the Chubby Bunny. Those that entered strived hard to stuff their mouths with those precious sugar cylinders but it was I, Thor, who was the victor of the day with a new UberKnown World Record of 35!
In the evening we all went forth to dine at the Great Eastern Feast Hall acquired as spoils of our victorious war with the Mighty Ming Yung Dynasty. I watched in horror as our great King ravaged through countless piles of carapus. I looked on in disbelief as bits of the kings teeth flew in various directions as he chomped down on the hard shells. Later we held court awarding all the tourney winners and handled other business. Uller presented the King with a gift of gems and precious stones. I apprenticed Uller so he could learn of arts and sciences so as to aspire to Masterhood. Mime was called into court to received his belated medallion for his victory in my Wheel of Doom Tournament held at the Kingdom Birthdy event as well as a scroll for his Seigfreid inspired appetite for the sacred carapice! Since the Chess Tournament didn't go off, we had a one question chess trivia challenge that was won by BONES! The raffle, which had been started at my Orgy III event, had risen to a grand total of $77, which was won by Uller. All were thanked for their attendance and participation and thus closed court.
In the parking lot the results of the Survey that was handed out at my Orgy III were announced. Again, my thanks to Syn who maticulously figured out the total results.
CATAGORY...........MALE............FEMALE
Nicest Beard.......Hagen...........sdfsadfa
Nicest Hair........Thor............Saga
Nicest Eyes........Rudiger.........Saga
Nicest Body........Magni...........Syn
Nicest Lips........Marius..........Saga
Nicest Posterior...Alberich........Flosshilde
Nicest Chest.......Magni...........Saga
Most Artistic......Marius..........Verthandi
Most Musical.......Dankwert........Syn
Noteworthy Laugh...Hagen...........Saga
Most Chivalrous....StellarX/Thor...Saga
Adept at Imbibing..Hagen...........Rossi
Most Promiscuous...The Bishop......The Bishop
Most Attracative...Thor............Syn/Saga
Most Flirtatious...The Bishop......The Bishop
Least Adept at Imbibing Elixers............
...................Roland..........Skuld
Best Dynamic Voice.Dankwert........Syn
Best Fighter.......Thor............Rossweisse
Best Garb..........Thor............Saga
Best Brewer........Hagen...........Skuld/Eir
Best Sewer?........Alberich........Skuld
Best Steak.........Hagen...........Skuld
Best Coat of Arms..Thor............Saga
Best "Spirit"......Seigfreid.......Saga
Craziest...........Alberich........Syn/Saga
Cutest.............Marius..........Danielle
...................................Flosshilde
Funniest...........Alberich........Saga
Strongest..........Magni...........Rossweisse
Fastest............Dankwert........Rossweisse
Tallest............Fassolt.........Skuld
Shortest...........Alberich........Flosshilde
Most likely to have a rained out event........
...................Rudiger.........Syn
Most likely to invoke Ragnarok................
...................Seigfreid.......Rosseweisse
Most likely to get on the Senate..............
...................Odin............Hella
Most likely to get Knighted...................
...................Marius..........Zanthia/Loreli
Most likely to arrive late....................
...................Thor............Saga
Most likely to be involved in a conflict......
...................Dankwert........Rossweisse
Most likely to have a mirror, brush, and KY...
...................Thor............Syn
Most likely to run bearfoot in a snowstorm through the woods with a 3/4 peeled banana in one hand and a circa 1950's am transistor radio in the other..........SEIGFREIED!!!
THANK YOU ALL,
PRINCE SIR THOR
PRINCESS SIF
PRINCE SIR THOR
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