I Rock, You Suck Dom's World Of Self-Congratulation & Conceit

Welcome to a blatant example of how homepages are really just an excuse for the arrogant and self-obsessed among us to rant on and on about how utterly fascinating we are. The real tragedy is that, despite the fact that I know how egotistical these things appear, I am still prepared to poison the Net with endless trivial details about myself, in the vein hope that someone, somewhere will proclaim me Saviour Of The Universe or, at least, quite a cool guy. Fat fucking chance, naturally enough, but the self-indulgent express steams ahead regardless....pity me, my friends, and read on!

NAME:

Dom(inic) Lawson

D.O.B.:

4th October, 1972

HOME:

Brighton, East Sussex, UK

JOB:

Parliamentary Pen-Pusher

BANDS:

No Legs (Bass & Vocals/1995-), Matter (Vocals/1999-), Ayatollah (Drums/1999-), Dog Fuckas (Samples/1999-)

FAVOURITE BANDS:

Cardiacs, Mr Bungle, Black Sabbath, Candiria, Opeth, XTC, Iron Maiden, Kool Keith, Kyuss, The Black Crowes, Wu Tang Clan, Cathedral, Gang Of Four

FAVOURITE FILMS:

Violent Cop, Goodfellas, Man Bites Dog, Reservoir Dogs, Sonatine, Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, Austin Powers (1 & 2)

FAVOURITE TV:

Twin Peaks, The Prisoner, The Sopranos, A Bit Of Fry & Laurie, Bottom, The League Of Gentlemen, The Day Today, Brass Eye, I'm Alan Partridge, South Park, The Simpsons, King Of The Hill, Harry Hill, Monty Python, Family Fortunes

FAVOURITE BOOKS:

The Quantity Theory Of Insanity (Will Self), Great Apes (Will Self), Grey Area (Will Self), My Idea Of Fun (Will Self), Tough Tough Toys... (Will Self), How The Dead Live (Will Self), 1984 (Orwell), American Psycho (Bret Easton Ellis), Let's Put The Future Behind Us (Jack Womack), The Picture Of Dorian Gray (Wilde), Underworld (Don DeLillo), Trainspotting (Irvine Welsh), A Clockwork Orange (Burgess), Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas (Hunter S Thompson), Moab Is My Washpot (Stephen Fry)

SPORTING FAVOURITES:

Football (West Ham Utd & England), Cricket (Sussex & England), Snooker, Boxing, Ice Hockey (Boston Bruins)

FAVOURITE WEBSITES:

The Laminated Cat, Fade To Black, Chalkhills, Earache Records, West Ham United FC, The Guardian, The Onion

E-MAIL ADDRESSES:

dom@godisdead.com

dom@heavymetal.co.uk

talentlessprick@phil-collins.com

OK suckers...time to fuck off back where you came from, or alternatively you could always go somewhere a bit more interesting instead. Or not. You cunt.