I finally got the tape!  Special thanks
to Lisa Ziarnko for sending the episode
to me!  For the parts that the East Coast
missed in the first half, I've provided 
brief descriptions of the setting, to 
clarify things.  Also, I'm going to try 
to put the Real Video up, but I haven't 
been having much luck so far!

[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
PROCTER & GAMBLE
PRODUCTIONS, INC.]

(Gary is talking to Toni on the docks)
 GARY: YOU'RE NEVER GOING
TO FIND THAT TAPE.
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO STOP
HIM.

(Marley is listening to Grant's speech
on the radio)
 JUDGE WALKER: HE IS A MAN WHO
CARES ABOUT JUSTICE, BUT JUSTICE
WITH MERCY.
(Marley is having a flashback:)
 GRANT: THERE'S NO STARTING
OVER, MARLEY.
UH-UH.
NO, ONCE YOU GET UP ON THAT
STAND AND PROMISE TO TELL
THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH,
AND NOTHING BUTHE TRUTH
SO HELP YOU GOD, YOU'RE POISON.
BECAUSE, YOU SEE, McKINNON
ALREADY CAN'T STAND THE SOUND
OF YOUR NAME.
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK'S GOING
TO HAPPEN ONCE YOU TELL
THE TRUTH?
YOU THINK THE TRUTH IS GOING
TO SET YOU FREE?
ONCE MY LAWYERS GET THROUGH
WITH YOU, YOU WON'T KNOW WHAT
THE TRUTH IS.
NOW, LISTEN.
YOU'RE GOING TO SPEND THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE AWAY FROM McKINNON,
AWAY FROM YOUR FAMILY, AND AWAY
FROM ANYBODY DELUDED ENOUGH
TO GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOU.
BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
ALL IS NOT LOST.
LISTEN.
MAYBE CAN ATTEMPT TO CONVINCE
THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY TO HEAR
ABOUT HOW YOUR MOTHER ATTEMPTED
TO KILL US.
THAT WAY THE TWO OF YOU CAN BE
THE BEAUTY QUEENS OF
CELLBLOCK D.

(Vicky is in the office, listening
to the speech on the radio)
 JUDGE WALKER: GRANT
HARRISON'S COMPASSION,
HIS CONCERN FOR THE WELFARE
OF OTHERS, IS EVEN MORE
ASTONISHING WHEN YOU CONSIDER
THE INJUSTICE WHICH HE HIMSELF
HAS SUFFERED. 
AND YET, NEVER ONCE DID GRANT
HARRISON ALLOW HIMSELF TO BE
BROUGHT LOW BY THE ATTACKS
HE ENDURED.
HE HAS CONTINUED TO SERVE THIS
CITY AND ITS CITIZENS --
 VICKY: THIS IS JUST UNREAL.
THIS IS UNREAL!
 DONNA: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN HERE?
 VICKY: STAY OUT OF THIS.
 DONNA: VICTORIA, YOU PROMISED
ME THAT YOU WOULD GIVE UP
ON TRYING TO TRAP GRANT.
 VICKY: MOTHER, DON'T.
 DONNA: I'M GETTING JAKE.

(At the Harbor Club, where Grant
is giving the speech)
 JUDGE WALKER: LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE
YOU OUR MAYOR -- HIS HONOR GRANT
HARRISON.
[APPLAUSE]
 GRANT: THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU.
CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT A PLEASURE
IT IS TO SEE ALL OF YOU HERE
THIS EVENING.
IT OCCURRED TO ME THAT
I WOULDN'T BE WHERE I AM
TONIGHT, I WOULDN'T BE
THE PERSON I AM, WITHOUT YOU.
AND, INDEED, I WOULDN'T BE ABLE
TO DO WHAT I HAVE TO DO TONIGHT
WITHOUT YOUR SUPPORT.
WHEN I BEGAN COMPOSING THIS
SPEECH, I THOUGHT ABOUT STARTING
WITH A QUOTE - SHAKESPEARE,
EURIPIDES, MILTON PERHAPS.
PERHAPS SOMETHING PITHY
FROM YOGI BERRA FOR
THE CULTURALLY ENLIGHTENED
AMONGST US.
(Grant looks at Joe, and Joe
gives him a dirty look)
BUT AS MUCH AS I WOULD LIKE TO,
I CAN'T HIDE BEHIND THE WORDS
OF OTHER MEN.
NOT TONIGHT.
TONIGHT IS ABOUT THE TRUTH.
HAVE FAILED YOU --
YOU AND YOU AND YOU
AND YOU AND YOU.
I HAVE FAILED EVERYONE IN THIS
ROOM AND EVERYONE IN THIS TOWN.
AND AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO GO
ON, I'M TOO WEARY.
THE TIME HAS COME TO CONFESS.
(Various reaction shots showing 
everyone, looking shocked)

(Back in the Harbor Club)
 GRANT: I HAVE WRESTLED
WITH MY CONSCIENCE, AND I HAVE
FOUGHT LONG AND HARD ABOUT WHAT
MY FUTURE SHOULD BE.
I HAVE SOUGHT THE ADVICE
AND COUNSEL OF OTHERS.
BUT IN THE END, I STAND ALONE.
I LOOK ALL OF YOU SQUARELY
IN THE EYE, AND I ASK
FOR YOUR FORGIVENESS.
FOR I HAVE FAILED YOU.
I HAVE FAILED YOU AS A MAYOR,
AS A MAN, AND AS A FATHER.
AND BEGINNING TONIGHT, I HOPE
TO MAKE AMENDS, NOT WITH WORDS,
BUT WITH ACTIONS.
FOR TONIGHT I MUST SPEAK
FOR TO REMAIN SILENT IN THE FACE
OF THE RAMPANT CORRUPTION
AND HYPOCRISY WHICH INFESTS
OUR CITY WOULD BRING FURTHER
DISHONOR, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
NOW, GIVEN JUDGE WALKER'S KIND
WORDS, SOME OF YOU MIGHT BE
SURPRISED AT WHAT I'M SAYING.
"CRIME IS DOWN," YOU MIGHT SAY.
"YOU'RE DOING A GOOD JOB,
MAYOR."
BUT WHAT I SPEAK OF TONIGHT,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
IS SOMETHING FAR MORE INSIDIOUS
AND FAR MORE DANGEROUS THAN
AT.
IT INVOLVES CORRUPTION,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
IN THE PLACES THAT WE MOST
EXPECT TRUST AND HONOR --
OUR POLICE DEPARTMENT.
AND SO, TO THAT END, I AM
TONIGHT HEARBY REMOVING
CAPT. JOSEPH CARLINO
AS A PRECINCT CAPTAIN
OF THE BAY CITY POLICE
DEPARTMENT, EFFECTIVE
IMMEDIATELY.
(Joe shows no reaction, but
Paulina is hysterical and stands up)
 PAULINA: YOU CAN'T!

 JOE: DON'T  BABY.
 PAULINA: NOBODY DOES THIS
TO YOU -- ESPECIALLY NOT THAT
SICK, TWISTED EXCUSE OF A MAN.
 JOE: SHOW THEM NOTHING.
FILM AT 11.
(Paulina sits back down)
 GRANT: I HAVE THIS WEEK
RECEIVED DOCUMENTED PROOF THAT
CAPT. JOSEPH CARLINO HAS
KNOWINGLY AND SYSTEMATICALLY
OBSTRUCTED JUSTICE TO PROTECT
MEMBERS OF HIS FAMILY.
WHEN THIS INFORMATION CAME
TO ME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
IT GAVE ME NO JOY, ONLY
CLARITY -- CLARITY AND CLOSURE.
FOR MONTHS I HAVE BEEN PUZZLED
BY THE CONSTANT TACKS
BY THE BAY CITY POLICE
DEPARTMENT ON MY CHARACTER,
AND SPECIFICALLY FROM
CAPT. JOSEPH CARLINO.
NOW, A MAYOR MUST ENDURE
THE SLURS THAT WEAK MEN WILL
THRUST UPON HIM, BUT FINALLY
A MOTIVE IS CLEAR.
CAPT. CARLINO DESPERATELY NEEDED
TO UNDERMINE MY INTEGRITY
TO COVER HIS OWN ILLEGAL ACTS.
HE HAS WORKED HARD TO RUIN ME,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
WITH A VICIOUS VEIL OF LIES,
HE HAS USED THE BAY CITY POLICE
DEPARTMENT IN AN INTENSE SEARCH
TO CAMPAIGN FOR EVIDENCE THAT
WOULD RIVAL KEN STARR'S OFFICE!
NEEDLESS TO SAY, HE'S FOUND
NOTHING BECAUSE THERE IS
NOTHING.
ALL WE HAVE ARE OCEANS
OF ACCUSATIONS, NOT A SINGLE
SHRED OF EVIDENCE.
NOW, I RECOGNIZE THE SERIOUSNESS
OF WHAT I'M SAYING.
I UNDERSTAND THAT THIS MAY SEEM
A VERY BLEAK MOMENT,
(the tape is shown, underwater)
A DARK STAIN ON THE HEART
OF THIS CITY.
BUT IN TRUTH, LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN, TONIGHT IS ALSO
A TURNING POINT.
FOR NOW THAT THE VICE
AND CORRUPTION ARE OUT
IN THE LIGHT, WE CAN ALL BE
CLEANSED.
THIS IS ALSO A PERSONAL TURNING
POINT FOR ME.
FOR TONIGHT I BEGIN MY OWN 
PERSONAL VOYAGE TO A PLACE WHERE
THE CORRUPT CAN NO LONGER HUNT
ME DOWN.
I OWE THIS TO MYSELF,
TO ALL OF YOU.
BUT MOST OF ALL I OWE IT
TO MY SON.
(Marley listens on the radio)
I'M ABOUT TO RIDE INTO
THE SUNSET WITH THE ONLY PERSON
IN THIS WORLD THAT I GIVE A DAMN
ABOUT.
(Marley has a flashback:)
BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO SAIL
INTO THE SUNSET WITH THE ONLY
PERSON IN THIS TOWN I GIVE
A DAMN ABOUT.
I FEEL I OWE AN APOLOGY --
(Marley breaks the radio)
 MARLEY: NO!
(Marley runs out of Tyrone's office)

(Gary, Toni, and Cindy are listening
to the radio at the docks)
 GRANT: YOU SEE, I WAS
SO TROUBLED THAT I MIGHT BE
USING MY OFFICE TO EXACT REVENGE
ON THOSE ATTACKING ME THAT --
WELL, I'M AFRAID I MIGHT HAVE
ERRED ON THE SIDE OF CAUTION.
NOW, I FIND THIS ENTIRE PROCESS
SO PAINFUL.
ONE ALWAYS HOPES FOR THE BEST
IN OTHERS, ESPECIALLY
OUR SUBORDINATES.
(Gary is enraged and breaks the radio)
 TONI: GARY, NO!
 CINDY: GARY, DON'T.
 GARY: IT HURTS HIM MORE THAN
IT HURTS US -- THAT'S WHAT HE'S
GOING TO SAY NEXT.
 TONI: HEY, HEY, HEY -- NO ONE
BELIEVES HIS GARBAGE, GARY.
 GARY: YEAH, JUST THROW YOU UP
AGAINST THE WALL, DESTROY
YOUR LIFE, AND IT JUST KILLS
HIM.
HEY --
 CINDY: GARY, WAIT.
 GARY: YOU KNOW WHEN GUYS LIKE
THAT ARE DONE HURTING PEOPLE?
WHEN THEY'RE DEAD!
 CINDY: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

(Donna and Vicky are listening
on the radio again)
 GRANT: SO FAR IN ADDRESSING
CORRUPTION IN OUR CITY,
I'VE ONLY CITED CAPT. JOSE
CARLINO.
I WISH I COULD TELL YOU THAT IT
ENDED THERE.
UNFORTUNATELY, THERE IS
A CONSPITCY IN THE CORRUPTION
OF YET ANOTHER INSTITUTION,
AN INSTITUTION THAT
OUR CONSTITUTION ASKS US
TO TRUST --
THE PRESS.
 VICKY: NO.
HE -- HE WON'T.
 GRANT: YOU SEE, CAPT. JOSEPH
CARLINO HAS NOT ACTED ALONE.
HE WAS AIDED AND ABETTED IN THIS
CONSPIRACY BY THE OWNER
AND PUBLISHER OF THE "HERALD,"
MR. JAKE McKINNON.

(Remy and Tito are at the bus station)
REMY: I JUST -- I DON'T GET
IT, TITO.
YOU'RE MAKING LESS SENSE THAN
EVER.
FIRST YOU BUY ME THIS GORGEOUS
DRESS, AND THEN YOU CAN'T EVEN
COME TO THE PARTY.
AND NOW YOU HAVE TO LEAVE
ON THIS BUS, THIS MINUTE,
TONIGHT?
 TITO: LOOK, IF IT'S SUCH
A DRAG FOR YOU TO SEE ME OFF,
JUST GO.
GO BACK TO YOUR STUPID PARTY.
 REMY: IT'S NOT ABOUT
THE PARTY.
IT'S EVERYTHING.
WHY IS PAULINA SO HOT
FOR YOU TO LEAVE TONIGHT?
 TITO: THAT'S THE WAY
SHE WANTS IT.
I DON'T BLAME HER.
I MEAN, I FIGURE THEY GOT
TO HER.
YOU KNOW, I MEAN, IT WAS HARD
ENOUGH FOR HER TO SELL ME
TO JOE.
AND THEN HER STEPMOTHER COMES
INTO THECT.
SO SHE PROBABLY THOUGHT ABOUT
IT, AND SHE DECIDED SHE COULDN'T
HACK IT
AND I UNDERSTAND.
AND IF SHE NEEDS ME TO GO,
I'LL GO.
 REMY: WELL, I DON'T THINK
THAT PAULINA WOULD SEND YOU AWAY
JUST BECAUSE OF HER FAMILY.
 TITO: NO, SHE'S NOT SENDING
ME AWAY, OK?
SHE'S SPONSORING ME.
THAT'S WHAT I WANT.
EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT I'M
LEAVING YOU BEHIND.
REMY, COME ON.
JUST COME WITH ME, OK?
YOU TELL ME WHAT BUS YOU WANT
TO TAKE, WE WILL TAKE IT.
WE WILL GO ANYWHERE.
 REMY: YOU WOULD USE PAULINA'S
MONEY AND NOT DO WHAT SHE WANTS
YOU TO DO?
 TITO: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
 REMY: OK.
COME ON, TITO.
WE'VE DONE THIS TOO MANY TIMES.
OUR LAST NIGHT TOGETHER -- IT
SHOULD BE NICE.
AS NICE AS IT CAN BE IN A BUS
STATION.
 TITO: YEAH.
AS FAR AS BUS STATIONS GO,
THIS ISN'T THAT BAD.
OH.
DO YOU REMEMBER RIDGELY?
 REMY: OH, RIDGELY.
BLAH!
 TITO: MAN, THAT PLACE WAS
FOUL.
 REMY: THE LADIES' ROOM
SMELLED LIKE TOXIC WASTE.
 TITO: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT
TOXIC WASTE SMELLS LIKE?
 REMY: WELL, I LEARNED THAT
VERY DAY.
OH, AND THE FOOD STAND -- BRIGHT
ORANGE HAMBURGERS AND GREEN
NACHOS?
 TITO: MAN.
WELL, IT WAS ST. PATRICK'S DAY
AROUND THAT TIME, SO --
 REMY: THREE MONTHS EARLIER.
I REALLY DON'T THINK IT WAS
A HOLIDAY MOTIF.
 TITO: DON'T EVER SAY I NEVER
TOOK YOU ANYPLACE NICE.
 REMY: DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT
WE SAID AFTER THAT TRIP?
THAT SOMEDAY THAT THERE WOULD BE
NO MORE BUSES.
ONLY LIMOS AND AIRPLANES.
 TITO: YEAH.
WELL, I STILL WANT THAT FOR YOU,
PEACHES.
ONLY LIMOS AND AIRPLANES.
 TITO: YEAH.
WELL, I STILL WANT THAT FOR YOU,
PEACHES.
 REMY: I --
I JUST DON'T KNOW IF I DO
ANYMORE.
 TITO: WELL, WHATEVER IT IS
YOU WANT, I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT.
I JST -- I WANT YOU TO BE
HAPPY.
 NICK: WHAT THE HELL'S GOING
ON HERE?

(Vicky and Donna are listening in
and are very upset)
 GRANT: JAKE McKINNON WAS
ACTUALLY ARRESTED FOR PHYSICALLY
ATTACKING ME ON ONE OCCASION.
BUT IT'S NOT THE PERSONAL
ATTACKS AT DISTURB ME.
IT'S THE ABUSE -- THE ABUSE
OF THE PUBLIC TRUST, THE TRUST
WE PLACE IN THOSE WHO RUN
OUR MEDIA.
 VICKY:  MY GOD.
HE'S GOING AFTER EVERYONE
I LOVE.
I'M GOING TO STOP HIM.
 DONNA: NO.
WE ARE.

(Back at the Harbor Club)
 CHRIS: YOU OK?
 JAKE: OH, I'M JUST GREAT
JUST GOING TO WAIT TILL
THE PHOTOGRAPHERS LEAVE AND I BEAT
THE CRAP OUT OF HIM, AND THEN
WE CAN JUST GO HOME HAPPY.
 GRANT: CAPT. CARLINO'S OWN
WIFE, PAULINA CORY CARLINO,
RECENTLY PAID McKINNON'S BAIL.
AND CAPT. CARLINO HAS NEVER
PURSUED A CHARGE OF ASSAULT
AND BATTERY.
AND SO ONE HAND WASHES ANOTHER,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IN THIS
CONSPIRACY.
AND MR. McKINNON HAS HELPED
CAPT. CARLINO BY AIDING
AND ABETTING IN THIS CAMPAIGN
OF TERROR WAGED AGAINST
THE MAYOR'S OFFICE.
HIS PAPER HAS PRINTED FALSE
STORIES AND SLANDEROUS
EDITORIALS ALLUDING TO SOME
PURPORTED WRONGDOING ON MY PART.
WHY, MR. McKINNON HIMSELF HAS
GONE SO FAR AS TO CLAIM THAT
EVIDENCE OF THIS ALLEGED
WRONGDOING WAS BEING HELD
IN THE BAY CITY POLICE
DEPARTMENT AND THEN SOMEHOW
DISAPPEARED!
THERE WERE EVEN INSINUATIONS
THAT MY EX-WIFE, CYNTHIA BROOKE
HARRISON, WAS COOPERATING
IN HUNTING DOWN EVIDENCE.
AND SO IT GOES ON AND ON,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
ATHIS VERY MINUTE TONIGHT,
POLICEMEN AND POLICE DIVERS
FROM THE BAY CITY POLICE
DEPARTMENT ARE CONDUCTING A VERY
EXPENSIVE FISHING EXPEDITION
AT TAXPAYERS' EXPENSE.
AND FOR WHAT?
THEY'LL FIND NO EVIDENCE,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
BECAUSE THE EVIDENCE DOES NOT
EXIST.
(Divers come across the tape and
shine a flashlight on it)

NICK:  I GOT A MESSAGE
AT THE HARBOR CLUB THAT SAID
REMY WAS AT THE BUS STATION,
SHE WAS IN TROUBLE.
 TITO: NO, ACTUALLY,
THE MESSAGE WAS THAT SHE WAS
HERE AND SHE NEEDS YOU.
YEAH.
 REMY: WHAT?
 TITO: WELL, YOU KNOW,
SOMEONE NEEDS TO WORK
ON THEIR RECEPTIONIST SKILLS.
YEAH, IT WAS ME.
I CALLED.
 REMY: THIS IS SO NOT COOL
OF YOU.
 NICK: WHAT GIVES
YOU THE RIGHT TO INTERFERE --
(This is where we joined the
show on the East Coast. The
remainder of the transcript follows:)
 TITO: LOOK, LOOK -- I KNOW
THINGS ARE ROUGH BETWEEN
YOU GUYS, OK, AND SOME OF THAT
IS BECAUSE OF ME.
 NICK: AND YOU THINK THIS WILL
HELP?
 TITO: WELL, NOT ENTIRELY.
I MEAN, SOME OF IT'S
BECAUSE YOU'RE A JERK.
BUT I'M GOING TO DO WHAT I CAN.
 REMY: TITO, I REALLY --
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF NERVE
BUTTING INTO OUR BUSINESS LIKE
THIS.
 TITO: YEAH, WELL, IT'S NOT
THE FIRST TIME.
I'M BUTTING IN THIS TIME
BECAUSE I WANT TO TRY TO MAKE
THINGS RIGHT.
AND, BY THE WAY, I THINK
YOU HAVE THE WRONG IDEA ABOUT
SOME STUFF.
 REMY: WHAT?
ABOUT WHAT STUFF?
 TITO: YOUR TIMING REEKS.
 REMY: OK, TITO, GET READY
TO SEE ME LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER
SEEN ME BEFORE.
 MAN: BUS 425, EXPRESS BUS
FOR ROCKVILLE, IS NOW BOARDING
IN LANE 10.
 TITO: THAT'S ME.
I GOT TO GO.
YOU GUYS TALK, OK?
COMMUNICATE.
I'LL MISS YOU.
OH, AND NICK?
 NICK: WHAT?
 TITO: I'LL MISS YOU, TOO.
THE MOST.
I'M SORRY, MAN.
I JUST -- I COULDN'T RESIST.
YOU'RE WAY TOO EASY.
ALL RIGHT, LOOK, YOU GUYS COME
SEE ME AT SCHOOL, ALL RIGHT?
COME SEE ME AT SCHOOL.
YOU BRING YOUR KHAKIS, YOU BRING
YOUR PINK ALLIGATOR SHIRTS,
WE'LL LEARN THE FIGHT SONG.
WHATEVER.
 REMY: BYE.
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.
 TITO: YEAH.
I'LL CALL YOU.
 NICK: LATER.
 REMY: OH, COME ON.
NICK, DON'T YOU SEE HOW WRONG
YOU WERE ABOUT HIM?

 GRANT: NOW, LET'S TALK ABOUT
EVIDENCE, SHALL WE?
REAL EVIDENCE THAT DOES EXIST.
THIS IS EVIDENCE -- EVIDENCE
THAT WILL BE ON THE DISTRICT
ATTORNEY'S DESK FIRST THING
TOMORROW MORNING, EVIDENCE
OF A CRIME, EVIDENCE THAT
AN IMMEDIATE MEMBER OF JOSEPH
CARLINO'S FAMILY COMMITTED
A CRIME.
AND NOT JUST ANY CRIME,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
A HEINOUS CRIME.
A CRIME AGAINST CHILDREN.
NO WONDER JOSEPH CARLINO WORKED
SO HARD TO FABRICATE CHARGES
AGAINST ME, AND NO WONDER
HIS DEAR FRIEND JAKE McKINNON
WILLINGLY ABANDONED HIS OWN
JOURNALISTIC ETHICS TO TRY
TO SMEAR ME.
AND THEY'VE HAD HELP,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
THE KIND OF HELP THAT ONE MIGHT
EXPECT IN AN AFFAIR SO SORDID.
SUBSTANCE ABUSERS.
SUBSTANCE ABUSERS WHO'VE RUINED
THEIR OWN LIVES.
BITTER, ANGRY PEOPLE WHO BEG
FOR A FEW MINUTES' ATTENTION
IN THE HOPES THAT IT WILL BUY
THEM A FRIEND OR TWO.
WELL, THEIR PLANS FAILED.
I'M PLEASED TO BE EXONERATED,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
BUT I'M NOT PLEASED TO SEE HOW
LOW MEN AND WOMEN CAN SINK.
BUT I'M NOT A VINDICATIVE MAN.
IF THESE PEOPLE CAN RECONCILE
THEMSELVES WITH THE TRUTH
AND WITH THE LAW, THEN I WILL
NOT HOLD IT AGAINST THEM.
I WILL BEAR THEM NO ILL WILL.
IN FACT, WHEN I THINK
OF THEIR SAD EXISTENCE, I AM
REMINDED OF A PRAYER THAT A DEAR
FRIEND OF MINE TOLD ME, A FRIEND
WHO HAD A DRINKING PROBLEM --
A PRAYER THAT I'M CERTAIN MANY
OF YOU REMEMBER.
PLEASE JOIN IN WITH ME
IF YOU CAN.
"GOD, GRANT ME THE SERENITY
TO ACCEPT THE THINGS I CANNOT
CHANGE" --
 CINDY: OH, MY GOD.
 GRANT: "THE COURAGE TO CHANGE
THE THINGS I CAN, AND THE WISDOM
TO KNOW" --

 VICKY: I AM GOING TO BE SICK.
WHAT IS HE DOING?
DOES HE ACTUALLY THINK HE'S --
 DONNA: WHAT?
WHAT IS IT?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
 VICKY: WELL, THAT'S WHAT I'D
LIKE TO KNOW.
WHAT IS IT TONIGHT, CINDY?
 CINDY: LET GO.
 VICKY: A LITTLE RECON
FOR GRANT, IS THAT IT?
 CINDY: NO.
I SAW KIRKLAND.
 VICKY: OH, CUT THE CRAP.
KIRKLAND IS AT A BASEBALL GAME
WITH HIS BEST FRIEND'S FAMILY.
 CINDY: I'M TELLING YOU, I SAW
HIM.
HE'S HERE.
GRANT IS GOING TO TAKE KIRKLAND
AWAY WITH HIM.

 CINDY: SO, I WAS OUT THERE
ON THE TERRACE, AND I SAW SOME
GUY CARRYING KIRKLAND.
 VICKY: OH, "SOME GUY"?
 CINDY: THIS GUY WAS TAKING
KIRKLAND DOWN TO THE DOCKS.
 VICKY: YOUR SUDDEN CONCERN
FOR MY SON IS SO TOUCHING.
 CINDY: OH, COME ON.
 VICKY: BUT YOU KNOW
SOMETHING?
YOU DID SCARE THE WITS OUT
OF HIM, DIDN'T YOU?
KEPT ME LOCKED UP IN A BASEMENT
AWAY FROM HIM --
 CINDY: WHAT, YOU WANT TO TAKE
POTSHOTS AT ME RIGHT NOW?
 VICKY: ANY TIME I CAN.
 CINDY: DON'T YOU CARE THAT
GRANT IS ABOUT TO TAKE YOUR SON?
 VICKY: KIRKLAND IS FINE.
SAFE AND SOUND.
 CINDY: OH, YOU'RE SURE ABOUT
THAT?
 VICKY: OF COURSE I AM.
 CINDY: HOW IS IT THAT
YOU WERE MARRIED TO GRANT
HARRISON AND YOU CAN STILL
UNDERESTIMATE HIM?
DO YOU THINK THAT HE WOULD
HESITATE FOR ONE SECOND TO TAKE
KIRKLAND IF HE THOUGHT HE COULD
GET AWAY WITH IT?
 VICKY: NO, NO.
KIDNAPPING -- THAT'S
YOUR SPECIALITY, CINDY.
 CINDY: COME ON, DON'T DO
THIS, VICKY.
LISTEN TO HIM.
HE'S GOING FOR BROKE IN THERE.
 VICKY: I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO BE DOUBLE OR TRIPLE-CROSSED
BY YOU OR WHATEVER THIS IS.
I MEAN, IF THIS LITTLE GAME IS
SUPPOSED TO DISTRACT ME,
IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK
BECAUSE I AM GOING TO NAIL THAT
CREEP TONIGHT.
 GRANT: AND WHAT WILL WE TELL
OUR CHILDREN?
THAT'S ALWAYS THE HARD QUESTION,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ISN'T IT?
JUST THE OTHER NIGHT, I WAS
TALKING TO MY SON, AND HE ASKED
ME, "DADDY, WHY DO PEOPLE DO BAD
THINGS?"
WHO AMONG US HAS AN ANSWER
TO THAT --
 VICKY: TURN IT OFF.
TURN IT OFF!
I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE.
 CINDY: OK.
I'M A LYING WITCH.
FINE. YOU'RE RIGHT.
I HOPE GRANT TAKES YOUR CHILD
SOMEPLACE FAR AWAY AND TROPICAL.
NATURAL BLONDS DO TEND TO BURN
IN THE SUN.
 VICKY: HI.
YEAH, I WAS WONDERING IF RONNIE
AND JACK ARE BACK FROM THE GAME
YET WITH THE KIDS?
THEY ARE. GOOD.
COULD I SPEAK TO KIRKLAND?
WHAT?
 GRANT: THIS HASN'T BEEN
PLEASANT TO HEAR, I KNOW.
BUT NOW THAT IT'S OUT
IN THE OPEN, THE PROCESS
OF HEALING CAN BEGIN.
I KNOW I FOR ONE WILL SLEEP
BETTER TONIGHT KNOWING THAT
THE TRUTH HAS FINALLY SET US
FREE.
[APPLAUSE]
 GRANT: THANKS.
 REPORTER: WHAT MEMBER
OF THE CARLINO FAMILY ARE
YOU ACCUSING --
 SECOND REPORTER: CRIMES
AGAINST CHILDREN --
 GRANT: I HAVE NOTHING TO ADD
AT THIS TIME.
YOU CAN GET THESE ANSWERS
AT THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY'S
OFFICE FIRST THING TOMORROW
MORNING.

 JOE: PAULINA --
 PAULINA: I CAN'T BELIEVE
HE SAID IT.
 JOE: DON'T DO ANYTHING.
 PAULINA: JOE --
 JOE: PROMISE ME.
 PAULINA: JOE --
 JOE: PROMISE ME.
I AM GOING TO GO GET THAT TAPE
AND SHOVE IT UP THE MAYOR'S
ORATION.
 REPORTER: CAPTAIN,
DO YOU HAVE ANY RESPONSE
TO THE MAYOR'S CHARGES?
 SECOND REPORTER: WHAT CRIMES
IS HE REFERRING TO?
 THIRD REPORTER: HOW DO
YOU ANSWER THE MAYOR'S CHARGES
THAT YOU'VE BEEN PRINTING
LIBELLOUS STORIES ABOUT HIM?
 SECOND REPORTER: IS IT TRUE
THAT YOU ASSAULTED THE MAYOR?
 JAKE: GET YOUR NOTEBOOK,
MY FRIEND.
I BELIEVE WE HAVE TOMORROW'S
STORY.
 CHRIS: NO NEED.
I'VE ALREADY GOT AN OP-ED
WRITTEN UP HERE WHERE I PLAN
ON DRAGGING HIS HONOR THROUGH
THE COALS.
 JAKE: NO.
YOU STICK TO HIS ALLEGATIONS.
THAT'S THE STORY.
OK, LISTEN, I THINK YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO BUY A COPY
OF THE "HERALD" TOMORROW TO GET
ALL THE FACTS ON THIS STORY.
 GARY: THAT PRAYER YOU USED IS
A SIN, AND YOU'RE GOING TO GO
STRAIGHT TO HELL.
 GRANT: WHY, HEAVENS.
MORAL JUDGMENT FROM A DRUNKEN
CUCKOLD.
WHAT CAN I DO?
 TYRONE: GARY, GARY.
GARY, GARY.
DON'T GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS.
DON'T GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS.
YOU EXPECT US TO BELIEVE THAT
TRASH YOU'RE THROWING AROUND?
THE TRUTH IS GOING TO COME OUT.
 GRANT: I'M NOT CONCERNED
ABOUT THE DELUSIONAL RANTINGS
OF YOUR CLIENT, COUNSELOR.
SHE WORRIES ME EVEN LESS THAN
THIS DRUNK.
EXCUSE ME, I HAVE AN
APPOINTMENT.
 PAULINA: YOU'RE NOT EVEN
HUMAN ANYMORE.
YOU'RE EVIL IN HUMAN FORM.
 GRANT: WELL, AT LEAST
I DIDN'T SELL A BABY.
 PAULINA: NO, YOU JUST TRIED
TO BURN ONE UP.
AND NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO TAKE
HIS FATHER AWAY.
WHY, GRANT?
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU?
 GRANT: WHAT'S HAPPENED TO ME?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S HAPPENED
TO ME.
I AM FINALLY, UTTERLY,
COMPLETELY SICK TO DEATH
OF THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU.
CLINGING TO THE PRETENSE THAT
YOU'RE BETTER THAN I AM,
BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE,
YOU CLOAK YOURSELVES IN MORAL
SUPERIORITY, AND THEN YOU GET
DOWN IN THE GUTTER WITH THE BEST
OF THEM AND YOU SCRAMBLE.
YOU LIE AND YOU CHEAT
AND YOU STEAL TO GET WHAT
YOU WANT.
THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
YOU AND ME, PAULINA, IS THAT
I KNOW WHO I AM AND I DON'T DENY
IT.
 PAULINA: I WILL HONESTLY FEEL
SORRY FOR YOU WHEN YOU'RE DEAD.
 GRANT: WELL, YOU'LL HAVE
TO WAIT A WHILE FOR THAT.
 PAULINA: WE WILL FIGHT YOU.
 GRANT: YES, YES.
I AM TRULY TERRIFIED.
 PAULINA: GOOD.
 GRANT: YOU CAN'T STOP ME,
PAULINA.
NOTHING CAN.

 REPORTER: WAS CAPT. CARLINO
WORKING ON HIS OWN?
 SECOND REPORTER: HAVE
YOU BEEN WORKING WITH
CAPT. CARLINO TO PURSUE
THE MAYOR?
 JAKE: NO COMMENT ON THAT.
 REPORTER: COME ON,
JAKE, YOU KNOW HOW THAT SOUNDS.
 CHRIS: YES, HE DOES.
AND IF YOU KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT,
YOUR JOB HERE IS DONE.
 REPORTER: BUT THERE WERE
REPORTS THAT YOU BELIEVED
HARRISON WAS INVOLVED
IN YOUR WIFE'S DISAPPEARANCE.
IS THAT TRUE?
JAKE?
 JAKE: I THINK I'VE SAID ALL
I'M GOING TO SAY ON THE MATTER.
WE'RE ALL PROFESSIONALS HERE,
AND WE HAVE DEADLINES.
GOOD NIGHT.

 MARLEY: THANK YOU.
THANK YOU FOR NOT TURNING ME IN.
 JAKE: I DON'T KNOW WHY
I DIDN'T.
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
 MARLEY: I'M TRYING TO HELP,
ALL RIGHT?
I WAS LISTENING TO GRANT'S
SPEECH.
I FIGURED IT OUT.
 JAKE: WHAT DID YOU FIGURE
OUT?
 MARLEY: WHAT HE WAS TRYING
TO TELL ME WHEN HE CAME
TO WILLOWDALE.
 JAKE: WHAT, THAT HE'S GOING
TO ATTACK THE WHOLE TOWN, HMM?
 MARLEY: NO, NO, NO.
THAT DOESN'T MATTER.
 JAKE: YOU DON'T THINK SO?
 MARLEY: NO, LISTEN.
HE'S PLAYING A GAME
WITH EVERYONE, AND HE'S ENJOYING
IT BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MATTER
TO HIM BECAUSE HE'S GOING AWAY.
HE'S GOING TO TAKE KIRKLAND
AND LEAVE TOWN.
 JAKE: HE'S NOT TAKING
KIRKLAND ANYWHERE.
KIRKLAND'S AT THE GELLARS'.
 MARLEY: CALL.
CALL, ALL RIGHT?
HE WON'T BE THERE.
I GUARANTEE IT.
GRANT'S GOT HIM.
YOU HAVE TO FIND HIM.
 JAKE: LISTEN TO ME.
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
 MARLEY: GRANT TOLD ME HE'S
GOING TO SAIL AWAY WITH THE ONE
PERSON HE LOVES THE MOST.
I THOUGHT HE MEANT VICTORIA,
BUT HE DOESN'T LOVE VICTORIA.
JAKE, HE DOESN'T LOVE VICTORIA.
THE ONLY PERSON HE LOVES IS
KIRKLAND, AND TAKING KIRKLAND IS
HIS REVENGE ON THE WHOLE TOWN.
 JAKE: SO, WHAT'S HE GOING
TO DO?
HE'S GOING TO TAKE KIRKLAND,
AND HE'S GOING TO SAIL AWAY?
 MARLEY: ALL RIGHT, LISTEN.
I'LL STAY RIGHT HERE, OK?
JAKE, I'LL STAY RIGHT HERE,
AND YOU CAN TURN ME IN,
WHATEVER.
YOU JUST HAVE TO FIND KIRKLAND,
MAKE SURE HE'S ALL RIGHT.
 CHRIS: OK, OK.
WE WILL, MARLEY.
DID GRANT GIVE YOU ANY IDEA
WHERE HE WAS GOING?
 MARLEY: NO, HE JUST SAID,
"I'M GOING TO SAIL AWAY WITH" --
 JAKE: WAIT A MINUTE.
CHRIS, THE DOCKS.
THE DOCKS.
HE'S GOING TO SAIL AWAY.
 MARLEY: YES.
 JAKE: COME ON.
 VICKY: MY EX-HUSBAND HAS
TAKEN MY SON.
NO, NO, HE DOESN'T HAVE CUSTODY.
OH, MY GOD.
THE SPEECH -- IT'S DONE.
THAT MEANS GRANT'S GOING TO BE
ON HIS WAY HERE.
YOU HAVE TO STOP HIM UNTIL I'M
DONE WITH THE POLICE.
 DONNA: I'LL GO GET JAKE
AND JOE.
 VICKY: NO!
STOP GRANT FROM COMING IN HERE.
YES.
YES, CAPT. CARLINO IS HERE.
IT'S JUST I CAN'T GET TO HIM
WITHOUT MY EX-HUSBAND KNOWING
I'M ON TO HIM, AND --
PLEASE.
IF GRANT FINDS OUT, HE'S GOING
TO TAKE MY SON.
I'LL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN.
PLEASE, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME.
YOU HAVE TO HELP ME.
 JAKE: HEY, LOOK, IF I TRY
TO GET ON THERE, HE'S JUST GOING
TO TAKE OFF.
 CHRIS: YEAH.
OK, OK. LISTEN.
IF WE CAN SPLIT THEM UP, I CAN
GET KIRKLAND.
 JAKE: HEY, YOU ON THE BOAT!
GOT A MESSAGE FROM HARRISON.
THERE'S A CHANGE IN PLANS.
HE SAYS BRING THE KID!
 MR. FREEMAN: YEAH?
WHAT'S UP?
 JAKE: HE GOT ARRESTED RIGHT
AFTER THE SPEECH.
THEY FOUND THE TAPE.
THE PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH COPS.
 MR. FREEMAN: WHO ARE YOU,
MESSENGER BOY?
YOU.
 JAKE: THAT WOULD BE ME.
 MR. FREEMAN: THIS WAS NOT
VERY SMART.
 JAKE: THAT'S WHAT HARRISON
ALWAYS SAID -- THAT I WASN'T
VERY SMART.
 CHRIS: JAKE!
[GUNSHOT]

 GRANT: OH, DONNA.
I'M SORRY YOU MISSED MY SPEECH.
I'M PROPOSING MORE PROGRAMS
FOR THE DISABLED AND MANDATORY
SENTENCING FOR HIT-AND-RUN
DRIVERS, SO YOU WERE COVERED ALL
AROUND.
 DONNA: I HEARD YOUR SPEECH.
YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY VERY DESPERATE,
GRANT.
DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT ANYBODY
IS GOING TO BELIEVE YOUR WORD
OVER MEN LIKE JOE CARLINO
AND JAKE?
 GRANT: I WOULD LOVE TO STAY
AND CHAT, BUT I'VE HAD ENOUGH
INVECTIVE HURLED AT ME FOR ONE
EVENING.
SO, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'M GOING
TO FINISH MY BUSINESS.
 DONNA: NO, YOU CAN'T GO
IN THERE.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
 GRANT: EXCUSE ME?
 DONNA: THAT'S MY OFFICE.
YOU JUST CAN'T WALK AROUND THIS
CLUB LIKE YOU OWN THE PLACE.
 GRANT: WHAT'S GOING ON?
 DONNA: THAT'S MY OFFICE.
YOU CAN'T JUST GO IN --
 GRANT: I KNOW IT'S
YOUR OFFICE.
IT'S YOUR OFFICE.
WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
 DONNA: JAKE! JOE!
ANYBODY!
 GRANT: THEY SENT YOU HERE
ALONE, DID THEY, HUH?
AT LEAST SEND SOMEONE WHO CAN
WALK NEXT TIME.
 DONNA: GRANT, STOP!
YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE!
SOMEBODY HELP ME!
HELP!
JAKE!
JOE!
ANYBODY!
HELP ME!

 VICKY: I'M JUST GOING TO --
I'M JUST GOING TO PLAY ALONG
AND STALL HIM FOR TIME.
IT'S REALLY THE ONLY WAY I CAN
HANDLE MY EX --
 GRANT: GOOD EVENING,
VICTORIA.
HOW IS IT YOU WANT TO HANDLE ME
NOW?

 NICK: OK, WHAT?
 REMY: HUH?
 NICK: YOU SAID THREE WORDS
THE WHOLE RIDE BACK.
 REMY: I DON'T GET IT.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER TRY AND CUT
TITO SOME SLACK?
IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN WANT
TO TRY.
YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO TRY
TO GET IT.
 NICK: OH, I GET IT.
 REMY: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
 NICK: BECAUSE I CAN, REMY.
I WAS TITO.
 REMY: NICK, JUST
BECAUSE YOU STOLE A CAR ONCE,
THAT DOES NOT MAKE YOU A CON
ARTIST.
IT IS NOT THE SAME THING.
 NICK: THAT'S NOT WHAT
I MEANT.
 REMY: WELL, THEN HOW CAN
YOU SAY YOU WERE EVER LIKE TITO?
 NICK: I WAS AS GOOD
AT SCHEMING PEOPLE AS TITO IS.
 REMY: WHAT?
 NICK: YEAH.
WHEN I FIRST CAME HERE, I WORKED
EVERYONE I SAW.
I WASN'T GOING TO GET A JOB.
THOSE WERE FOR LOSERS.
I HAD FAMILY NOW, FOLKS WHO
WANTED TO HELP, AND I COULD GET
MONEY OFF THEM ANY TIME I NEEDED
IT.
AND I ALWAYS NEEDED IT.
IF I WANTED SOMETHING,
MAYBE I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE PAYING
FOR IT.
I'D TAKE IT.
 REMY: YOU STOLE?
 NICK: YEAH.
I TOLD MYSELF I'D PAY FOR IT
LATER, SO WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL.
SOUND FAMILIAR?
 REMY: HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?
 NICK: YOU KNOW HOW.
TITO KNOWS HOW.
THAT'S FOR SURE.
 REMY: YEAH, BUT --
NICK, THAT WAS YOUR FAMILY.
 NICK: YEAH, I KNOW.
BUT THAT DIDN'T MATTER.
I WAS GOING TO TAKE CARE
OF MYSELF BECAUSE GOD ONLY KNOWS
WHEN THEY WERE GOING TO BAIL
ON ME.
 REMY: YOUR FATHER WASN'T LIKE
THAT.
 NICK: YEAH, I KNOW.
I FIGURED THAT OUT EVENTUALLY.
IT WAS LIKE I COULDN'T STOP
MYSELF, REMY.
IT WAS THE ONLY WAY I KNEW HOW
TO FUNCTION.
IT WAS THE ONE WAY TO LIVE
IN THIS WORLD.
AND THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE LIKE TITO.
 REMY: LIKE I LIVED.
 NICK: YEAH.
I KNOW IT'S HARD TO CHANGE.
I SEE HOW HARD YOU WORK.
YOU WON'T EVEN LET YOURSELF
THINK ABOUT GOING BACK
TO YOUR OLD LIFE.
SEE?
YOU DID IT.
TITO DIDN'T.
AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME
SO CRAZY.
IT'S LIKE WATCHING A TRAIN WRECK
AND NOT BEING ABLE TO DO
ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
AND THEN I SEE YOU WITH HIM
AND --
 REMY: WHAT?
 NICK: YOU ARE SO MUCH MORE.
YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN
THAT.
I DON'T WANT TO SEE TITO TAKE
YOU DOWN WITH HIM.
 REMY: HE WON'T.
NICK, HE CAN'T.
I'M HERE.
THIS IS WHERE I WANT TO BE --
WITH YOU.
 REMY: YOU STILL DON'T TRUST
ME.
 NICK: TELL ME THE TRUTH,
THEN I'LL TRUST YOU.
TRUST IN ME,
AND THEN WE HAVE A CHANCE.
 REMY: TRUTH?
 NICK: YEAH, TRUTH.
 REMY: IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE.
 NICK: LET'S GO INSIDE.
 REMY: HEY.
I'M SORRY WE TOOK SO LONG,
BUT THE BUS WAS A LITTLE LATE.
 PAULINA: HE'S GONE?
REALLY, REALLY GONE?
 REMY: YEAH.
WE SAW HIM LEAVE.
 PAULINA: THANK GOODNESS
FOR THAT AT LEAST.
 REMY: PAULINA, WHAT'S WRONG?
YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.
 PAULINA: I'M FINE.
I'M JUST WAITING FOR THE END
OF THE WORLD.

 GRANT: I NEVER BOUGHT
YOU IN THIS WHEELCHAIR ANYWAY.
I'LL WAGER THAT A PAID EXPERT
COULD PROVE THAT IT'S JUST A BID
FOR SYMPATHY.
I THINK THAT YOU COULD REALLY
GET OUT OF THIS CHAIR
IF YOU NEEDED TO.
 DONNA: HELP!
SOMEBODY HELP, PLEASE!
I'M IN THE WINE CELLAR!
 HELP!

 JOE: WHERE THE HELL IS IT?
TONI, I GOT TO HAVE THE TAPE.
 TONI: THE LAST DIVER'S COMING
UP NOW.
 JOE: NO.
 TONI: YEAH, IT'S OVER, MAN.
IT'S OVER.
IT'S TOO COLD OUT THERE.
THEY'VE GONE THROUGH EVERY INCH
DOWN THERE.
FORGET IT.
WE GOT TO GET THEM OUT
THE WATER.
 JOE: NO. NO!
ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S IT.
THAT'S IT.
I GOT TO HANDLE HIM MYSELF.
 TONI: JOE, WAIT.
HOLD ON.
YOU NEED TO CHECK YOURSELF.
I HEARD HIS SPEECH.
YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL WITH HIM,
OK?
JOE!
 TONI: JOE! JOE!

 JAKE: KIRK? KIRK?
IS HE OK?
 CHRIS: YEAH, I THINK SO.
LOOKS LIKE HE'S BEEN DRUGGED
OR SOMETHING.
 JAKE: YOU'RE A DIRTBAG,
YOU KNOW THAT?
 MAN: IT'S FOR SEA SICKNESS.
THE KID'S FINE.
I DID NOTHING THAT WOULD HARM
HIM.
 JAKE: NOTHING BUT KIDNAP HIM.
LISTEN, YOU TAKE CARE OF KIRK.
I'M GOING TO GO FIND VICKY,
ALL RIGHT?
 GRANT: DON'T BOTHER
WITH A STORY.
THEY'RE AS PATHETIC AS THOSE
FIGHTS YOU STAGED WITH JAKE.
YOU THINK I DIDN'T SEE THROUGH
YOU?
 VICKY: YOU WERE JUST PLAYING
ALONG, HUH?
NEVER REALLY WANTED ME.
 GRANT: WELL, NO.
TO BE FAIR, I CERTAINLY WOULD
HAVE TAKEN YOU TO BED.
BUT THE REST OF IT --
 VICKY: IT'S ALL ABOUT
KIRKLAND, ISN'T IT?
THE WHOLE TIME.
 GRANT: I WOULD NEVER LEAVE
MY SON BEHIND.
YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW
THAT.
TIME TO LEAVE.
WHICH MEANS THAT KIRKLAND
AND I ARE GOING TO BE
INCOMMUNICADO FOR A WHILE.
 VICKY: FOR A WHILE?
FOREVER?
YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE KIRKLAND
AWAY FROM ME FOREVER?
 GRANT: WELL, LISTEN,
IF YOU WANT TO DEFINE
TERMS -- YES,
KIRKLAND AND I ARE GOING AWAY
FOREVER.
 VICKY: I'M NOT GOING TO LET
YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS.
 GRANT: NO.
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TIE YOU UP
FOR JUST A LITTLE WHILE.
WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.
COME ON.
IT'S THE LAW OF PHYSICS.
DON'T FIGHT IT.
MIGHT MEETS RIGHT.
YOU UNDERSTAND?
 VICKY: I AGREE.
 GRANT: YOU GOING TO BEHAVE?
GOOD.
 VICKY: OH, MY GOD.
GRANT? GRANT?
GRANT? GRANT?
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
GRANT, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
GRANT, ANSWER ME!
OH, MY GOD.
NO.

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