[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY PROCTER & GAMBLE PRODUCTIONS, INC.] GRANT: I AM TONIGHT REMOVING CAPT. JOSEPH CARLINO AS A PRECINCT CAPTAIN OF THE BAY CITY POLICE DEPARTMENT EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. I HAVE THIS WEEK RECEIVED DOCUMENTED PROOF THAT CAPT. JOSEPH CARLINO HAS KNOWINGLY AND SYSTEMATICALLY OBSTRUCTED JUSTICE TO PROTECT MEMBERS OF HIS FAMILY. TONI: HEY, PAULINA? YOU WANT TO GO HOME AND GET SOME REST? YOU LOOK EXHAUSTED. PAULINA: OH. I'LL WAIT FOR JOE. TONI: I'M SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT. I HEARD THE SPEECH ON THE RADIO. IT MUST HAVE BEEN TERRIBLE TO BE HERE. PAULINA: THERE HAVE BEEN BETTER NIGHTS. TONI: YEAH, I BET. I'M SURPRISED YOU CAN STAND TO BE IN THIS ROOM. PAULINA: IT DOESN'T MATTER. IS JOE ALMOST DONE? TONI: YEAH. HE'LL BE HERE IN A MINUTE. HE'S JUST FINISHING UP THE CRIME SCENE. SO, YOU HAD NO IDEA GRANT WAS GOING TO GO AFTER JOE THAT PUBLICLY, HUH? PAULINA: NO. TONI: WOW. NICE SURPRISE. DID GRANT MAKE ANY THREATS PRIVATELY BEFORE LAST NIGHT? DID HE SAY ANYTHING THAT -- JOE: JUST WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, BURRELL? GET OVER HERE NOW. CINDY: YOU LOOK LIKE A SAINT, A MADONNA, NOT A MURDERESS. MARLEY: WHY ARE YOU HERE? CINDY: ARE YOU SCARED? YOU THINK I'M HERE TO AVENGE GRANT'S DEATH, TO TAKE YOUR SAD LIFE IN PAYMENT FOR HIS EVEN SADDER ONE? MARLEY: NO, I'M NOT SCARED. CINDY: NO, YOU'RE NOT. MARLEY: I DON'T THINK I'LL BE SCARED OF MUCH OF ANYTHING EVER AGAIN. IT'S NOT A BAD FEELING. CINDY: 'TIS A FAR, FAR BETTER THING -- MARLEY: WHAT I DON'T KNOW, THOUGH, IS WHY YOU'RE HERE. OF ALL PLACES, OF ALL PEOPLE. CINDY: WHAT, ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? BECAUSE SICKO, PSYCHO, MURDERING MARLEY IS MY BEST FRIEND, MY PARTNER IN CRIME. AND, REALLY, ISN'T THAT WHO WIDOWS TURN TO? MARLEY: I'M AFRAID I'M NOT GOING TO BE MUCH COMFORT TO YOU. CINDY: I DON'T WANT COMFORT. I WANT INFORMATION. YOU KILLED MY DEAR, DEPARTED, BELOVED GRANT. WHY? VICKY: THERE'S BLOOD. THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE. JAKE: IT'S ALL RIGHT, HONEY. VICKY: NO, GRANT'S BLOOD -- IT WAS ALL OVER ME. IT WAS ALL OVER ME. JAKE: IT'S OVER. VICKY: ALL OVER ME. JAKE: NOBODY'S EVER GOING TO KNOW, HONEY. VICKY: OH, GOD. JAKE: NOBODY'S EVER GOING TO KNOW. TYRONE: PUT THAT DOWN! NOW! TYRONE: NO. DONNA: YES! TYRONE: NO! NO! DONNA: YES! TYRONE: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DONNA: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? TYRONE: PROTECTING YOUR DAUGHTER, AND LORD KNOWS SHE NEEDS IT. DONNA: THIS FAMILY HAS BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH. TYRONE: AND SO HAS MARLEY. DONNA: JAKE! TYRONE: SHE'S NOT GOING TO PAY FOR WHAT VICKY DID. DONNA: JAKE, HELP! JAKE! JAKE: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? DONNA: JAKE, THE SCARF. VICKY: OH, MY GOD. TYRONE: I CAN'T LET YOU DO THIS. I WON'T LET YOU. VICKY: NO! JAKE: THAT'S NOT YOUR CALL. DONNA: IT'S GONE. IT'S GONE. IT'S GONE. TYRONE: I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU DO THIS TO MARLEY. BURNING THE EVIDENCE AGAINST HER AND LETTING MARLEY TWIST IN THE WIND -- I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU DO IT, JAKE. DONNA: OH, BE QUIET. VICKY: TYRONE -- DONNA: BE QUIET, YOU MEDDLING FOOL. THAT WAS MARLEY'S SCARF. TYRONE: WHAT DID YOU SAY? DONNA: DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? DON'T YOU SEE? THAT WAS MARLEY'S SCARF. I WAS DOING THE ONLY THING I COULD TO PROTECT HER. TYRONE: PROTECT MARLEY? DONNA: YES! YES! I MEAN, THIS FAMILY IS IN AGONY. VICTORIA'S SON HAS JUST BEEN TOLD THAT HIS FATHER WAS KILLED AND -- AND DO YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT I WOULD CHOOSE ONE OF MY DAUGHTERS OVER THE OTHER? I JUST -- OH, I JUST CAN'T STAND THIS, JAKE. JAKE: I KNOW. DONNA: I JUST CAN'T STAND IT. THIS IS JUST SUCH A NIGHTMARE. I DON'T KNOW WHEN IT'S GOING TO END. JAKE: CAN WE TALK OUTSIDE? CAN WE, PLEASE? TYRONE: YEAH, LET'S GO. [DONNA CRIES] VICKY: AHEM. "WHEN IS THIS NIGHTMARE GOING TO END?" DON'T YOU THINK THAT WAS MAYBE A LITTLE OVER THE TOP? DONNA: WELL, HE BELIEVED ME, DIDN'T HE? VICKY: THAT MAN IS RIGHT. YOU CAN'T BURN EVIDENCE AGAINST ME. YOU CAN'T CHOOSE ME OVER MARLEY. DONNA: I'M NOT CHOOSING ANYBODY. I'M TRYING TO PROTECT MY FAMILY -- MY WHOLE FAMILY. JAKE: TYRONE, I'M SORRY THAT WE GOT OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT LAST NIGHT. CAN'T WE JUST WORK ON THE SAME SIDE? TYRONE: IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? I CAME BY BECAUSE I WAS WORRIED ABOUT MARLEY HOLDING UP. YOU KNOW, JAIL CAN BE A PRETTY ROUGH EXPERIENCE, AND I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE YOU GUYS COULD HELP -- YOU KNOW, GET SOME THINGS TOGETHER AND -- JAKE: OH. VICKY AND DONNA -- THEY WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT. TYRONE: WELL, GOOD. JAKE: YEAH, SO YOU CAN SEE THAT DONNA WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP MARLEY OUT. TYRONE: YEAH. YEAH, I GUESS SO. I JUST -- YOU KNOW, WHEN I GOT HERE, I THOUGHT IT WAS ODD THAT, YOU KNOW, AFTER EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT, THAT SOMEONE WOULD TAKE THE TIME AND TROUBLE TO BUILD A FIRE. I MEAN, ESPECIALLY AT THIS HOUR. AND THEN I LOOK THROUGH THE WINDOW, AND I SEE THAT A WOMAN IN A WHEELCHAIR HAD DONE IT. AND THEN I SAW HER BURNING A SCARF. JAKE: IT'S EASY TO SEE THAT IT WOULD BE VICKY'S. I MEAN, THAT'S AN EASY MISTAKE TO MAKE. TYRONE: RIGHT. JAKE: YOU KNOW SOMETHING? I GOT TO TELL YOU THAT IT MEANS A GREAT DEAL TO BOTH VICKY AND DONNA THAT YOU'RE HELPING MARLEY THROUGH THIS THING. I MEAN, YOU CAN SEE WHAT THIS FAMILY'S GOING THROUGH. TYRONE: YEAH, I THINK I CAN. JAKE: AND OBVIOUSLY DONNA MADE A BIG MISTAKE, YOU KNOW. BUT GOING TO ANYBODY WITH WHAT HAPPENED -- I MEAN, YOU CAN ONLY IMAGINE THAT KIRKLAND'S GOING TO HAVE TO GO TO A FUNERAL FOR HIS DAD WITH HIS GRANDMOTHER AND HIS AUNT IN JAIL. LIKE I SAID, YOU CAN ALREADY SEE WHAT THIS FAMILY'S GOING THROUGH. TYRONE: HMM. JAKE, I'M NOT IN THE HABIT OF DROPPING EVIDENCE THAT CAN HELP CLEAR MY CLIENT, NOR AM I IN THE HABIT OF MAKING DEALS WITH PEOPLE WHO TRY TO RAILROAD MY CLIENT WHEN SHE'S ALREADY STRESSED TO THE MAX. JAKE: I GET THAT, TYRONE. I DO. BUT TAKING WHAT'S LEFT OF MARLEY'S SCARF DOWN TO THE COPS IS NOT GOING TO HELP MARLEY. YOU GOT MY WORD ON THAT. TYRONE: YEAH. I DON'T THINK YOU'D LIE TO ME ABOUT ANYTHING THAT IMPORTANT. JAKE: OF COURSE I WOULDN'T. VICKY: I MEAN, WOULD YOU THINK ABOUT IT? NOT ONE DAY HAS PASSED SINCE I KILLED GRANT, AND ALREADY THE TRUTH IS COMING OUT. TYRONE IS -- JAKE: IT'S OK. HE BUYS THAT IT WAS MARLEY'S SCARF. VICKY: OH. WELL, THAT'S GOOD. GOOD. THEN WE'VE MANAGED TO CONVINCE THE ONE PERSON WHO WAS ACTUALLY ON MARLEY'S SIDE THAT SHE'S A MURDERER. DONNA: HE'S NOT THE ONE PERSON THAT'S ON HER SIDE. VICKY: YOU KNOW, MY WHOLE LIFE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS, AND NOW IT'S FINALLY TRUE -- I'M GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER. JAKE: VICKY -- VICKY: I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE TRIAL. YOU KNOW, THAT SHOULD BE A REAL KICK. I JUST HOPE I CAN STOP MYSELF FROM BURSTING OUT IN LAUGHTER WHEN THEY SAY, "MARLEY, GUILTY AS CHARGED." I CAN'T DO IT. DO YOU HEAR ME? I CAN'T DO IT. JAKE: YOU LISTEN TO ME -- VICKY: NO, YOU LISTEN -- JAKE: LISTEN TO ME -- VICKY: I CAN'T LISTEN TO YOU, YOU SEE, BECAUSE YOU HATE MARLEY AND YOU WANT HER IN JAIL -- JAKE: COME ON, VICKY. THAT IS NOT TRUE! VICKY: I CAN'T DO THIS. I HAVE TO TELL THE TRUTH. KIRKLAND: THE TRUTH ABOUT WHAT, MOM? MARLEY: CINDY, WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME, GET SOME REST? CINDY: WITH ALL THE PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN WHO HAVE A REASON TO KILL GRANT, WHY YOU? MARLEY: BECAUSE HE WAS GOING TO KEEP ME IN THE LOONY BIN, MAYBE INDEFINITELY. CINDY: AND KILLING HIM WOULD GET YOU OUT? MARLEY: HE WAS PLANNING TO KIDNAP KIRKLAND FROM VICKY. CINDY: SHE KNEW THAT. SHE KNEW THAT BECAUSE I TOLD HER IN THE ROOM WHERE GRANT WAS KILLED. NOW, I CAN SEE WHY VICKY WOULD KILL GRANT -- MOTHERLY LOVE, THAT WHOLE THING. THAT AND THE FACT THAT GRANT WAS PLAYING HER FOR A FOOL. AND VICKY DIDN'T LIKE THAT. NO, VICKY DOESN'T LIKE THAT AT ALL. SHE THOUGHT SHE HAD HIS NUMBER, AND HE HAD HERS. HE HAD EVERYBODY'S NUMBER LAST NIGHT, EXCEPT FOR YOURS. SO WHY IS IT THAT THIS MORNING YOU'RE THE ONE THAT DOESN'T HAVE TO GET OUT OF BED TO WASH YOUR HANDS, HUH? MARLEY: YOU'RE FORGETTING THE FACT THAT GRANT WAS THREATENING TO THROW ME IN PRISON -- AND MY MOTHER -- CINDY: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, BUT IT'S LIKE THAT DETECTIVE WITH THE MUSTACHE SAYS -- [FRENCH ACCENT] "THE PSYCHOLOGY OF THE CRIME IS ALL WRONG." [NORMAL VOICE] SMACKING GRANT ACROSS THE HEAD WITH A STATUE -- SEE, THAT WAS KIND OF A SPUR-OF-THE-MOMENT THING. AND YOU'RE A PLANNER. IF YOU WANTED GRANT OUT OF THE WAY, YOU WOULD HAVE DRAGGED OUT YOUR BACK ISSUES OF "COUNTRY DUNGEONS" MAGAZINE AND WHIPPED UP A CHARMING LITTLE CELL. MARLEY: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? CINDY: DID YOU KILL GRANT? MARLEY: YES. CINDY: YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD LIAR, MARLEY HUDSON. YOU'RE SO CONVINCED YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING THAT YOU'RE JUST COMPLETELY UNSHAKABLE, AREN'T YOU? MARLEY: WHY IS THIS SO IMPORTANT TO YOU? GUARD: HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? CINDY: LOOK, BECAUSE I'M THE WIDOW -- GUARD: VISITING HOURS ARE OVER. CINDY: I'M TRYING TO MAKE SOME SENSE OUT OF THIS ENTIRE THING. GUARD: I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE MARIE ANTOINETTE. OUT. CINDY: ALL RIGHT. I'M ON MY WAY -- TO VISIT THE OTHER WIDOW. JOE: WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, QUESTIONING HER LIKE THAT? TONI: MY JOB. JOE: YOUR JOB? YOUR JOB IS NOT TO QUESTION MY WIFE LIKE SHE'S SOME NOBODY OFF THE STREET. TONI: LIKE SHE WAS IN THE BUILDING WHERE A CRIME WAS COMMITTED, JOE. GRANT THREATENED A LOT OF PEOPLE MINUTES BEFORE HE WAS KILLED. YOU ASK QUESTIONS. JOE: ONE, THAT THREAT WAS BOGUS. THOSE PAPERS IN GRANT'S POCKET WERE BLANK, AND YOU KNOW THAT. TWO, THE ONLY REASON PAULINA'S HERE IS BECAUSE SHE'S WAITING FOR ME. SHE'S IN NO SHAPE TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS. AND YOU KNOW THAT. AND NUMBER THREE, MARLEY HUDSON KILLED GRANT, AND YOU KNOW THAT. TONI: THIS IS A MURDER INVESTIGATION, JOE. THE PROCEDURE IS -- JOE: THE INVESTIGATION IS OVER, TONI. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD ABOUT IT. JUDGE WALKER: ACTUALLY, I WOULDN'T BE TOO SURE ABOUT THAT. JOE: SORRY, YOUR HONOR, BUT I DON'T SEE WHERE YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT. JUDGE WALKER: OH. I'VE HAD A LOT TO SAY ABOUT IT, AND I'LL CONTINUE TO HAVE A LOT MORE, AS LONG AS YOU PROCEED TO SAY THAT NOTHING HAS HAPPENED. MAYOR HARRISON, GOD REST HIS SOUL, HAD PROOF OF YOUR CORRUPTION, YOUR OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE. JOE: IF YOU'RE GOING TO GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN, I'M BUSY. JUDGE WALKER: I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR INSOLENCE, BUT I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO GET AWAY WITH THIS. I WILL NOT ALLOW THE POLICE COMMISSIONER OR THE CITY COUNCIL TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY. AND I MOST ASSUREDLY WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO SWEEP YOUR PERSONAL EMBARRASSMENTS OR YOUR CRIMINAL ACTIVITY UNDER THE RUG. MAYOR HARRISON WILL NOT HAVE DIED IN VAIN. JOE: MAYOR HARRISON HAD NO PROOF. LAST NIGHT HE DID WHAT HE ALWAYS DID -- HE LIED. AND WHEN HE LIED, HE WAVED AROUND BLANK PAGES LIKE SOME 1990s JOE McCARTHY. JUDGE WALKER: ISN'T IT CONVENIENT THAT THE MAYOR IS NOT HERE SO THAT WE CAN TALK TO HIM, THAT HE'S NOT ALIVE SO HE COULD SHOW US THOSE NOT-SO-BLANK PAGES? PAULINA: HEY -- HEY! DON'T YOU TALK TO JOE LIKE THAT. DON'T YOU DARE! HE IS THE MOST DECENT, HONORABLE MAN ALIVE. HE RISKS HIS LIFE FOR US EVERY DAY. JOE: PAULINA -- PAULINA: GRANT HARRISON DESERVED TO DIE JUST FOR WHAT HE SAID ABOUT JOE! JOE: PAULINA, PAULINA -- PAULINA: NO. HE WAS EVIL! JOE: STOP! PAULINA: HE DID HORRIBLE THINGS, JOE! JOE: STOP. STOP TALKING. ALL RIGHT? DON'T LET THIS MAN UPSET YOU. OK? THIS IS A CRIME SCENE. I AM STILL THE CAPTAIN OF THIS PRECINCT, AND I WILL REMAIN THE CAPTAIN OF THIS PRECINCT UNTIL I AM NOTIFIED OTHERWISE BY THE PROPER AUTHORITIES. NOW, YOU LEAVE, OR I WILL HAVE THAT OFFICER ESCORT YOU OUT. JUDGE WALKER: "ALL MEN WOULD BE TYRANTS IF THEY COULD." DANIEL DEFOE. JOE: "BITE ME" -- JOE CARLINO. YOU OK, BABY? HUH? YOU SURE? PAULINA: I'M SORRY, JOE. JOE: WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME? PAULINA: NO -- JOE: WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET OUT OF THIS PLACE, ALL RIGHT, PLEASE? PAULINA: NO, NO, NO. NO, JOE. I CAN'T -- OFFICER: HEY, HOLD ON. JAKE: FOR GOD'S SAKE, WOULD YOU LET ME IN? PAULINA, I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU. VICKY: IT'S EARLY, SWEETHEART. I WANTED YOU TO GET SOME MORE SLEEP. KIRKLAND: I HEARD JAKE SHOUTING. WHY DID JAKE RUN AWAY LIKE THAT? VICKY: EVERYBODY'S PRETTY UPSET. KIRKLAND: BECAUSE MY DADDY DIED? VICKY: OH, HONEY, COME HERE. OH. I'M SO SORRY YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH ANY OF THIS. KIRKLAND: YOU'RE NOT GOING AWAY, ARE YOU? VICKY: OF COURSE NOT. KIRKLAND: GOOD. IF ANYONE HAD TO DIE, IT'S BETTER IT WAS MY DAD. VICKY: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? KIRKLAND: I KNOW MY DAD DID A LOT OF BAD THINGS. AND YOU TEACH ME TO BE GOOD. VICKY: IF YOU DO THE RIGHT THING, GRANT, YOU WON'T LOSE KIRKLAND. HE'S AN OLD SOUL. AND THAT LITTLE BOY WILL FORGIVE YOU. KIRKLAND: ARE YOU OK, MOM? VICKY: YEAH. I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOUR DADDY. [KNOCK ON DOOR] DONNA: I'D GET IT IF I COULD. VICKY: IT'S ALL RIGHT. I'LL GET RID OF WHOEVER IT IS. CINDY: TOO SOON FOR A CONDOLENCE CALL? PAULINA: JAKE. JAKE. JAKE! WHAT IS IT? JAKE: LOOK, PAULINA, YOU NEED TO GO TALK TO VICKY NOW, OK? PAULINA: HONEY, I'LL GO AS SOON AS I CAN. JAKE: RIGHT NOW. PAULINA: LOOK, JOE IS A MESS. I'VE GOT TO GET HIM HOME. AND I HAVEN'T SEEN DANTE -- JAKE: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. PAULINA: WHAT? JAKE: I AM LITERALLY -- LITERALLY PUTTING MY LIFE IN YOUR HANDS RIGHT NOW, OK? ALL RIGHT, PAULINA, I AM TRUSTING YOU LIKE I HAVE NEVER TRUSTED ANYONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. PAULINA: JAKE -- JAKE: MARLEY DIDN'T KILL GRANT. VICKY DID. PAULINA: YOU THINK VICKY DID IT? JAKE: I KNOW SHE DID. TOLD YOU I PUT MY LIFE IN YOUR HANDS. PAULINA: WHY? WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS? JAKE: GRANT -- GRANT WAS -- HE WAS GOING TO TAKE KIRKLAND AWAY. VICKY FOUND OUT ABOUT IT. AND THEN HE WAS GOING TO TIE VICKY UP AND TAKE KIRKLAND AWAY. SHE WASN'T EVEN THINKING. SHE JUST ACTED. PAULINA: BUT MARLEY -- JAKE: MARLEY -- MARLEY WAS -- IT WAS HER IDEA TO TAKE THE BLAME. I SWEAR IT. PAULINA: TO PROTECT VICKY. JAKE: RIGHT. AND IT'S BEEN KILLING VICKY. I MEAN, THIS MORNING TYRONE CAME BY. THAT'S MARLEY'S LAWYER -- JAKE: LAWYER. MORE LIKE MARLEY'S AVENGING ANGEL TO SAVE MARLEY FROM THE REST OF US. PAULINA: JAKE, HEY -- JAKE: ANYWAY, VICKY, SHE'S HYSTERICAL. SHE FEELS GUILTY ABOUT GRANT AND ABOUT USING MARLEY. AND I'M AFRAID THAT SHE'S NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO KEEP QUIET. AND WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? MARLEY -- SHE'S ALREADY IN JAIL, LOCKED UP FOR -- AFTER WHAT SHE DID TO VICKY, SHE SHOULD PROBABLY -- PAULINA: ALL RIGHT. WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS? WHAT DO YOU NEED? JAKE: WITH VICKY AND I, THINGS HAVE BEEN BAD FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS. I MEAN, EVER SINCE SHE GOT BACK, SHE'S HAD THIS THING ABOUT GETTING GRANT. IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. SHE GETS BACK, AND ALL SHE THINKS ABOUT IS GETTING GRANT. AND I CAN'T -- I CAN'T GET THROUGH TO HER. ALL SHE THINKS I WANT TO DO IS HURT MARLEY AND MAKE MARLEY PAY, WHICH I DO. BUT THAT'S NOT WHY I WANT VICKY TO GO ALONG WITH THIS. NOW, I NEED YOU TO TALK TO HER BECAUSE I CAN'T HELP HER ANYMORE AND I -- I CAN'T GET THROUGH TO HER LIKE I USED TO. PAULINA: OH, JAKE. POOR GUY. JAKE: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? IT'S NOT ABOUT ME. HELL, IT'S NOT EVEN ABOUT VICKY. I JUST KEEP THINKING ABOUT KIRKLAND, YOU KNOW? PAULINA: I KNOW. JAKE: THE KID DESERVES BETTER THAN THIS. HE DESERVES HIS MOM. AND SHE NEEDS A FRIEND -- A REAL ONE. PAULINA: I'LL GO THERE RIGHT AWAY. JAKE: LOOK, PAULINA, I KNOW I'M PUTTING YOU THROUGH HELL, BUT I JUST -- I DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE WATCHING VICKY GETTING CARTED OFF AGAIN. KIRKLAND -- PAULINA: THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. I SWEAR TO YOU, I WILL NOT LET THAT HAPPEN. VICKY: THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME. CINDY: I DIDN'T COME TO MAKE ANY PROBLEMS. VICKY: YOUR EXISTENCE IS A PROBLEM. CINDY: I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU. I WILL TALK TO YOU. OR SHOULD I GO BACK AND HAVE ANOTHER LITTLE CHAT WITH MARLEY? VICKY: WILL YOU WATCH KIRKLAND FOR A SECOND? CINDY: DON'T YOU WANT A SWEATER? YOU MIGHT CATCH A COLD. VICKY: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT? CINDY: WOULD IT HURT YOU TO BE CIVIL TO ME? VICKY: OH, THIS IS AS CIVIL AS I GET TO SOMEONE WHO HELPED MY MENTALLY ILL SISTER KIDNAP ME. WHAT DO YOU WANT? CINDY: I THINK WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT THE FUNERAL. VICKY: AND I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE BEFORE WE'RE PLANNING TWO OF THEM. TYRONE: I NEED TO BE IN WITH HER. LOOK, I CAN'T DO ANY DAMAGE WITH THIS, RIGHT? GUARD: 10 MINUTES. TYRONE: THANK YOU. MARLEY: WHY ARE YOU BACK SO SOON? TYRONE: LOOK, MARLEY, I STOPPED BY VICKY'S TO SEE ABOUT GETTING SOME OF YOUR PERSONAL BELONGINGS, AND I SAW YOUR MOTHER BURNING EVIDENCE. MARLEY: WHAT? TYRONE: YEAH. SHE'S COVERING UP FOR VICKY. I KNOW IT. MARLEY: WHAT DID SHE SAY? TYRONE: WELL, SHE SAID IT WAS YOUR GLOVE AND THAT SHE WAS TRYING TO PROTECT YOU. MARLEY: THAT'S -- THAT'S TRUE. IT'S RIGHT. IT'S MINE. THAT'S TRUE. TYRONE: MARLEY, THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. I MEAN, YOU'VE ALREADY CONFESSED. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE. SO WHY WOULD YOU TELL YOUR MOTHER TO BURN THE GLOVE? MARLEY: WELL, I WASN'T THINKING STRAIGHT. IN THE BEGINNING, I THOUGHT THAT I COULD GET AWAY WITH IT, AND THEN I REALIZED I WOULD HAVE TO TELL THE TRUTH. TYRONE: ALL RIGHT, SO IT WAS YOUR GLOVE. IT WASN'T VICKY'S. MARLEY: THAT'S RIGHT, I SWEAR. TYRONE: MMM. AND YOU ASKED YOUR MOTHER TO BURN IT. MARLEY: YES, LAST NIGHT AT THE HARBOR CLUB. TYRONE: MM-HMM. MARLEY: WHAT'S WRONG? TYRONE: WHAT'S WRONG IS THAT I KNOW YOUR MOTHER'S LYING, YOUR SISTER'S LYING, AND YOU'RE LYING. IT WAS VICKY'S SCARF THAT YOUR MOTHER WAS BURNING. VICKY KILLED GRANT, AND I'M NOT GOING TO KEEP QUIET ABOUT IT. MARLEY: YOU TRICKED ME. TYRONE: OH, AND I KNOW HOW YOUR FAMILY HATES DECEPTION OF ANY KIND, RIGHT? MARLEY: TYRONE, PLEASE. MY FAMILY HAS BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH BECAUSE OF ME. GRANT WAS TERRORIZING THEM. HE WAS GOING KIDNAP KIRKLAND. TYRONE: IT WILL ALL BE MADE CLEAR AT THE TRIAL -- VICKY'S TRIAL. MARLEY: NO. NO. NO. TYRONE: MARLEY, IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND OR EVEN RESPECT WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO, BUT THIS IS WRONG. IT'S JUST WRONG. MARLEY: WHAT I DID BEFORE WAS WRONG -- TAKING A LOVING MOTHER AWAY FROM HER CHILDREN. TYRONE: MARLEY, YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE DOING. NOW, WHEN YOU NEEDED HELP, THIS LOVING FAMILY THAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT DIDN'T GIVE YOU ANY. MARLEY: I ALMOST RUINED KIRKLAND'S LIFE. THIS IS MY CHANCE TO MAKE AMENDS. IT'S LIKE A GIFT FROM GOD THAT I CAN DO THIS FOR HIM. TYRONE: THEY'RE USING YOU. MARLEY: IT WAS MY IDEA. TYRONE: LOOK, IF YOU BELIEVE THAT, THEN I'VE GOT THIS -- MARLEY: OK, SO THEY'RE USING ME. ALL RIGHT? LET THEM. WHAT ELSE CAN HAPPEN TO ME? IT'S NOT LIKE I'M NOT GOING TO PAY FOR WHAT I DID TO VICTORIA. TYRONE: SO MURDERING GRANT IS, WHAT, LIKE SOME KIND OF FREEBIE? NO, MARLEY, I'M NOT GOING TO GO ALONG WITH THAT. DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? IT WON'T WORK. IT TOOK ME ONE DAY TO GET TO THE TRUTH. NOW, ANY LAWYER WORTH THEIR SALT WILL PUT YOU OR VICKY OR YOUR MOTHER UP ON THE STAND AND BLOW YOU OUT OF THE WATER BEFORE LUNCH. MARLEY, IT WON'T WORK. MARLEY: NOTHING I DO WORKS. TYRONE: MARLEY -- MARLEY: I JUST HURT EVERYONE THAT I LOVE OR CARE ABOUT. TYRONE: NO, NO. LOOK -- THAT'S NOT TRUE. NOW, I KNOW YOU WANT TO DO GOOD. I KNOW YOU ARE GOOD. BUT, PLEASE, TRUST ME. I'M GOING TO GET YOU OUT OF THIS, AND YOU CAN START OVER. MARLEY: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? AND WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD TO ME? TYRONE: MAYBE WE HAD THIS DATE FROM THE VERY BEGINNING. VICKY: YOU KNOW SOMETHING? YOUR NERVE HAS ALWAYS AMAZED ME, BUT THIS REALLY TAKES THE CAKE. I MEAN, DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT I'M GOING TO STAND HERE AND TALK TO YOU ABOUT GRANT'S FUNERAL? YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. CINDY: I'M HIS EX-WIFE, AND I LOVED HIM. VICKY: SO MUCH SO YOU SHOT HIM. LOOK, GRANT'S FUNERAL IS ONLY GOING TO SERVE ONE PURPOSE, AND THAT'S TO HELP HIS SON DEAL WITH HIS LOSS. I DON'T REALLY CARE WHAT YOU THINK OR WANT. CINDY: BUT, VICKY, YOU DON'T WANT TO -- TICK ME OFF, SEE, BECAUSE I KNOW MORE -- MUCH MORE THAN YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO KNOW ABOUT WHAT REALLY HAPPENED LAST NIGHT. YEAH. SO WE CAN GET THIS OVER WITH QUICKLY AND MOVE ON TO OTHER THINGS, BUT YOU WILL LET ME TALK. VICKY: WHAT? CINDY: GOOD. I CAME HERE THIS MORNING TO TELL YOU THAT WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO ABOUT THE FUNERAL IS FINE WITH ME. VICKY: THANKS. CINDY: I JUST WANT TWO THINGS. FIRST, I WOULD LIKE TO BE THERE WITHOUT ANYONE SPITTING IN MY FACE. VICKY: OH, NO, I CAN'T GUARANTEE THAT. CINDY: I THINK I AT LEAST DESERVE THAT. AFTER ALL, OTHER THAN KIRKLAND, I AM THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS TOWN WHO ACTUALLY LOVED HIM. VICKY: TWO? CINDY: I WANT IT OVER WITH AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. I KNOW THAT YOU AND JAKE HAVE A LOT OF PULL IN THIS TOWN, AND SO I WILL BACK OFF OF EVERYTHING -- EVERYTHING, LIKE VISITING MARLEY -- IF WE'D JUST GET THE FUNERAL OVER WITH. I THINK TOMORROW. VICKY: TOMORROW? CINDY: MM-HMM. GRANT WOULD HATE LYING IN THAT MORGUE ON DISPLAY TO EVERYBODY. I THINK HE SHOULD BE CREMATED TOMORROW. VICKY: I CAN'T DO THAT. THERE'S AN AUTOPSY PLANNED. CINDY: SO, TALK TO YOUR FRIEND CAPT. CARLINO. THERE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE AN AUTOPSY. MARLEY CONFESSED. VICKY: CINDY, THAT ISN'T THE WAY IT WORKS. CINDY: WELL, MAKE IT WORK LIKE THAT. I DON'T THINK I'M ASKING TOO MUCH. PAULINA: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? CINDY: THE SOONER THAT FUNERAL IS OVER WITH, THE SOONER I QUIT ASKING MARLEY WHAT REALLY HAPPENED. PAULINA: YOU KNOW, CINDY, THERE IS NOTHING THAT I WOULD LIKE BETTER RIGHT NOW THAN TO KICK THE CRAP OUT OF SOMEBODY I CAN'T STAND, AND HERE YOU ARE. CINDY: Think about it. Think hard. PAULINA: WHAT THE HELL WAS SHE DOING HERE? VICKY: OH, GOD. PAULINA: OH, BABY. SHH. HEY, HEY, HEY. I'M HERE. I'M HERE. SHH. IT'S GOING TO BE OK. JOE: ALL RIGHT, I THINK THAT'S GOING TO WRAP IT UP. SO, GO AHEAD AND TAKE THE TAPE DOWN IN DONNA'S OFFICE, OK? OFFICER: YOU GOT IT. TONI: SO, THAT'S IT? WE'RE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT? JOE: TALK ABOUT WHAT? TONI: ABOUT THE FACT THAT, UP UNTIL RIGHT NOW, WE NEVER CLOSED A CASE BECAUSE WE GOT AN UNSOLICITED CONFESSION FROM SOMEONE WHO JUST ESCAPED FROM A MENTAL INSTITUTION. ABOUT THE FACT THAT, UP UNTIL TODAY, YOU NEVER YELLED AT ME FOR ASKING APPROPRIATE QUESTIONS. JOE: TONI, TONI -- THE CASE IS CLOSED. WOMAN: NO. NO, IT'S NOT. ALTHOUGH YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THE INVESTIGATION IS OVER. JOE: OFFICER BURRELL, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET DISTRICT ATTORNEY JUNE REINER. D.A. REINER: PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. BEEN WANTING TO TALK TO YOU. TONI: YOU HAVE? D.A. REINER: THAT'S RIGHT. IN LIGHT OF THE MAYOR'S SUDDEN DEATH, I'VE BEEN GRANTED SOME DISCRETIONARY AUTHORITY. AND SO, AS OF THIS MOMENT, I'M PUTTING YOU IN CHARGE OF THIS CASE. PAULINA: VICKY, I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT ME. JAKE CAME TO SEE ME THIS MORNING, AND HE SAID YOU NEEDED ME. VICKY: JAKE DID THAT? PAULINA: YEAH. AND WHEN HE SAID THAT, A VOICE WENT OFF IN MY HEAD. AND IT SAID I NEEDED YOU, TOO. YOU AND I HAVE BEEN GOING THROUGH SO MUCH GARBAGE LATELY THAT WE HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN EACH OTHER, AND THAT'S -- THAT'S A MISTAKE. BECAUSE IF I EVER NEED MY BEST FRIEND, IT'S WHEN MY FIRST KID CAME BACK INTO MY LIFE. VICKY: WHAT? PAULINA: YOU HEARD ME. HIS NAME IS TIMOTHY. I DIDN'T EVEN TELL JOE ABOUT IT BECAUSE I WAS ASHAMED. AND THAT WAS A MISTAKE, TOO, BECAUSE I SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO GO THROUGH THAT ALONE. JUST LIKE I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU GO THROUGH THIS ALONE. I'M HERE FOR THE DURATION. VICKY: THANKS. THANKS. PAULINA: OH, AND ANOTHER THING -- THE REASON I WAS SO ASHAMED WAS THAT BABY -- I SOLD HIM FOR MONEY. VICKY: OH, MY GOD. PAULINA, THAT MUST HAVE BEEN AWFUL FOR YOU. PAULINA: DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU JUST DID? I TOLD YOU THAT ON THIS HORRIBLE MORNING JUST TO PROVE TO YOU HOW MUCH WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER. I TELL YOU ABOUT THE WORST THING I EVER DID, AND IN A HEARTBEAT YOU GET IT, YOU UNDERSTAND. JUST LIKE I UNDERSTAND ABOUT YOU AND GRANT AND MARLEY. VICKY: JAKE TOLD YOU, DIDN'T HE? PAULINA: THANK GOD HE DID. YOU SHOULDN'T GO THROUGH THIS ALONE. VICKY: NO. IT'S SO WRONG, PAULINA. PAULINA: STOP, STOP. I'M NOT JUST YOUR FRIEND. I'M A MOM. AND RIGHT NOW YOU NEED TO HEAR A MOTHER TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE DOING THE RIGHT THING. YOU DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO PROTECT YOUR KID. VICKY: NO. THOSE ARE JUST WORDS. ALL OF IT'S WORDS. I -- I CAN'T LET MARLEY TAKE THE BLAME FOR WHAT I DID. I MEAN -- PAULINA: LET HER. LET HER PAY YOU BACK. LET HER DO WHAT SHE CAN FOR HER FAMILY. VICKY: I CAN'T. I CAN'T. PAULINA: OK. LISTEN TO ME, PAL. TO STATE THE OBVIOUS, YOU WEREN'T HERE WHEN MARLEY HAD YOU LOCKED UP IN THAT CELLAR. YOU DIDN'T SEE WHAT KIRKLAND WENT THROUGH BECAUSE OF MARLEY. YOU DIDN'T SEE THE LOOK OF TERROR IN THAT LITTLE BOY'S EYES BECAUSE OF WHAT MARLEY DID. NOW, IF YOU DO THE RIGHT THING, VICKY, KIRKLAND LOSES HIS MOTHER AGAIN -- WITH THE ADDED ATTRACTION OF KNOWING THAT HIS MOTHER KILLED HIS FATHER. THERE'S A LINE IN A BOOK. IT SAYS, "LET THE DEAD BURY THE DEAD." LET MARLEY PAY. LET HER TAKE THE BLAME FOR GRANT, AND YOU TAKE CARE OF YOUR SON. VICKY: IT'S JUST -- I CAN'T. I CAN'T. I KILLED HIM. I PICKED UP THE STATUE AND -- PAULINA: LISTEN TO ME. LISTEN TO ME! IF GRANT WAS COMING AFTER MY KID, I WOULD HAVE RIPPED HIS HEART OUT WITH MY BARE HANDS AND GONE TO THE MOVIES AFTERWARDS. YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING THAT ANYONE IN THIS TOWN WOULDN'T HAVE ENJOYED DOING. SO DON'T LET SOME MISPLACED GUILT TAKE YOU AWAY FROM YOUR SON. TAKE IT FROM SOMEONE WHO LEFT A KID BEHIND. THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN KNOWING THAT YOU DIDN'T DO EVERYTHING YOU COULD FOR YOUR KID, AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH THAT. VICKY: YOU ARE THE BEST -- THE BEST FRIEND A GIRL COULD EVER, EVER HAVE. PAULINA: IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE, SWEETHEART. LISTEN TO ME. AFTER YOU BEAT THIS RAP, WE'LL GO SHOPPING? OH, GOD, I'VE MISSED YOU. OH, I MISSED YOU, VICKY. VICKY: I MISSED YOU. DONNA: SHH. HE'S ASLEEP. JAKE: WHERE'S VICKY? DONNA: SHE'S UPSTAIRS WITH PAULINA. YOU DID THE RIGHT THING. [TELEPHONE RINGS] JAKE: McKINNON. MARLEY: JAKE, I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. THE GUARD COULD BE BACK ANY MINUTE. JAKE: MARLEY. MARLEY: TYRONE KNOWS. HE TRICKED ME. I TRIED TO LIE, BUT HE TRICKED ME. HE KNOWS ABOUT VICTORIA. JAKE: OH, JUDAS. MARLEY: HE SAID -- HE SAID IT WAS A GLOVE. I DIDN'T KNOW, SO I WENT ALONG WITH IT. HE SAYS HE'S GOING TO TELL JOE. GUARD: HEY, WHAT'S WITH THE PHONE? MARLEY: I'M SORRY. GUARD: WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, A HOTEL? JAKE: THANK YOU, MARLEY. THANK YOU. JOE: HARRISON'S ACCUSATIONS AGAINST ME ARE COMPLETELY UNSUBSTANTIATED. THIS IS MY INVESTIGATION. YOU CAN'T CHANGE THAT. YOU DON'T HAVE THE AUTHORITY. D.A. REINER: ACTUALLY, I DO. I THINK YOU'LL FIND THESE ARE ALL IN ORDER. WHEN CAN YOU GET ME A PRELIMINARY REPORT? JOE: IT'S DONE. THE REPORT IS DONE. YOU CAN HAVE IT RIGHT NOW IF YOU WANT. TONI: NOT TILL THE END OF THE WEEK. WE STILL HAVE A LOT OF GROUND TO COVER. D.A. REINER: I TAKE IT, THEN, THAT YOU DO NOT AGREE THAT THIS INVESTIGATION IS OVER. TONI: THERE ARE A FEW AVENUES I'D LIKE TO EXPLORE. D.A. REINER: THANK YOU. I FEEL VERY GOOD ABOUT THIS DECISION. JOE: MS. REINER, WE HAVE A CONFESSION FROM A SUSPECT WITH MEANS, MOTIVE, AND OPPORTUNITY. MARLEY HUDSON KILLED GRANT HARRISON. TYRONE: NO, SHE DIDN'T. VICKY McKINNON KILLED HIM, AND I CAN PROVE IT. TYRONE: I DON'T LIKE BEING USED LIKE THAT, MARLEY. MARLEY: FOR THE RECORD, I DIDN'T SET YOU UP. TYRONE: SO, WHAT ARE YOU TELLING ME? THIS JUST FELL INTO YOUR HAND? MARLEY: NO. I TOOK IT BEFORE THAT. WHEN YOU PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND ME. I DIDN'T TRY TO MAKE YOU DO THAT. IT'S JUST THAT WHEN YOU DID, THE VOICE IN MY HEAD SAID, "GET THE PHONE." TYRONE: WELL, I'M GLAD YOU WERE HONEST WITH ME AND TOLD ME THAT. MARLEY: I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE, TOO. I'LL DO ANYTHING TO HELP MY FAMILY. TYRONE: WELL, IT'S VERY NOBLE OF YOU, MARLEY, BUT IT'S NO USE. EVERYONE KNOWS THE TRUTH NOW. MARLEY: SO, ONCE AGAIN YOU DID THE RIGHT THING. TYRONE: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT. AND I'D DO IT AGAIN. MARLEY: IT'S WEIRD. YOU GET YOUR FACE BURNED OFF, YOU GO CRAZY, KIDNAP YOUR SISTER, THROW YOURSELF AT A MAN WHO DESPISES YOU, AND THAT'S WHEN LIFE INTRODUCES YOU TO THE BEST MAN YOU'VE EVER MET. THE HERO YOU ALWAYS DREAMED ABOUT WHEN YOU BELIEVED IN HEROES -- NOW YOU'RE HERE, AND I DON'T BELIEVE ANYMORE. TYRONE: YES, YOU DO. JUST AS MUCH AS I DO. GRANT: I HAVE THIS WEEK RECEIVED DOCUMENTED PROOF THAT CAPT. JOSEPH CARLINO HAS KNOWINGLY AND SYSTEMATICALLY OBSTRUCTED JUSTICE TO PROTECT MEMBERS OF HIS FAMILY. CAPT. CARLINO DESPERATELY NEEDED TO UNDERMINE MY INTEGRITY TO COVER HIS OWN ILLEGAL ACTS. HE HAS WORKED HARD TO RUIN ME. AND SO, TO THAT END, I AM TONIGHT HEREBY REMOVING CAPT. JOSEPH CARLINO AS A PRECINCT CAPTAIN OF THE BAY CITY POLICE DEPARTMENT EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. PAULINA: YOU READY TO GO? JOE: HEY. YEAH, READY. PAULINA: ANYTHING NEW? JOE: OH, YEAH, YOU MIGHT SAY THAT. PAULINA: WHAT? JOE: I'M OFF THE CASE. PAULINA: WHAT? JOE: D.A. PUT TONI IN CHARGE. PAULINA: JOE -- JOE: HEY, YOU KNOW, IT'S NO BIG DEAL, REALLY. I MEAN, I SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING. BUT IT LOOKS LIKE MARLEY'S STORY IS NOT GOING TO HOLD UP. PAULINA: WHAT HAPPENED? JOE: WELL -- MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE BLURTED IT OUT LIKE THAT. LOOK, THERE'S EVERY REASON TO THINK THAT VICKY IS GOING TO GET OFF, OK, BECAUSE GRANT WAS KIDNAPPING KIRKLAND AND HE ASSAULTED DONNA, WHICH PROVES HE HAD VIOLENT TENDENCIES -- PAULINA: YOU THINK VICKY DID IT? JOE: THEY'RE BRINGING HER IN FOR QUESTIONING RIGHT NOW. TONI: I NEED TO SPEAK TO VICKY, DONNA. DONNA: YOU CAN'T. THEY'RE GONE. JAKE: CAPTAIN, PERMISSION TO LEAVE THE DOCK, SIR! KIRKLAND: PERMISSION GRANTED. VICKY: YOU GUYS, I KNOW THIS WAS KIND OF SHORT NOTICE, BUT I -- I SOMEHOW THINK YOUR DADDY WOULD HAVE LIKED IT IF WE ALL SPEND A LITTLE TIME TOGETHER -- YOU KNOW, BE A FAMILY. KIRKLAND: YEAH. I DIDN'T LIKE THE PHONE RINGING AND ALL THE PEOPLE YELLING. VICKY: NO, ME EITHER. THAT'S WHY IT'S JUST US NOW. STEVEN: YOU OK? KIRKLAND: YEAH. I'M OK WHEN WE'RE ALL TOGETHER. JAKE: WELL, CAPTAIN, WHAT DOES THIS FAMILY ALWAYS DO WHEN WE START A TRIP TOGETHER? KIRKLAND: SING A SONG. JAKE: SING A SONG? WHAT SONG SHOULD WE SING? KIRKLAND: A REALLY STUPID SONG. JAKE: A REALLY STUPID SONG. WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A JOB -- STEVEN: SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR JAKE. JAKE: HA-HA-HA-HA. 99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL JAKE and BOYS: 99 BOTTLES OF BEER IF ONE OF THOSE BOTTLES SHOULD HAPPEN TO FALL KIRKLAND: 98 VICKY: 98 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL ALL: 98 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL 98 BOTTLES OF BEER JAKE: IF ONE OF THOSE BOTTLES SHOULD HAPPEN TO FALL 97 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL 97 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL 97 BOTTLES OF BEER IF ONE OF THOSE BOTTLES SHOULD HAPPEN TO FALL [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY PROCTER & GAMBLE PRODUCTIONS, INC.] [CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.] [PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE]