[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY PROCTER & GAMBLE PRODUCTIONS, INC.] SERGEI: FELISHKA, IS VERY SAD DAY FOR ME. I HAVE BEEN KICKED OUT OF TWO-BIT BOARDING HOUSE, AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR SERGEI RADZINSKY IN ALL OF BAY CITY. UNLESS -- UNLESS PERHAPS OUT OF MERCY AND GOODNESS OF YOUR HEART -- I KNOW I SHOULD NOT INTRUDE ON YOU, BUT I MUST THROW MY MERCIES ON THIS GENEROUS, BEAUTIFUL LADY. PLEASE DO HAVE MERCY ON FELLOW ARTIST. GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE. I PROMISE THAT -- THAT -- IS GOOD. IS VERY GOOD. [DOORBELL RINGS] FELICIA: OH, SERGEI. THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE. ETTA MAE: DIDN'T I USED TO KNOW YOU? NICK: HI, ETTA MAE. ETTA MAE: VIC, RIGHT? NO, NO, NO, NO -- NICK, NICK. YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S IT. OH, BUT, NO, BUT YOU COULD NOT BE NICK BECAUSE HE STOPPED COMING IN HERE. YEAH, AND I NEVER DID KNOW WHY. NICK: I'M SORRY. I'VE JUST BEEN BUSY, YOU KNOW. ETTA MAE: TOO BUSY FOR A PIECE OF MY PECAN PIE? OH, YOU GOT TO CHANGE SOMETHING IN YOUR LIFE, HONEY. NICK: YOU KNOW WHAT? I AGREE WITH YOU, ETTA MAE. I GOT SOME TIME RIGHT NOW. ETTA MAE: ALL RIGHT. COMING RIGHT UP. NICK: THANK YOU. TITO: REMY'S NOT HERE. NICK: I DIDN'T COME TO SEE REMY. I CAME TO SEE YOU. TITO: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH ME? NICK: REMY TOLD ME THAT YOU'RE GOING TO TALK TO JOE AND TELL HER ABOUT, YOU KNOW, HOW YOU GUYS GO WAY BACK AND HOW YOU'VE BEEN CONNING PEOPLE SINCE YOU WERE OLD ENOUGH TO TODDLE. TITO: I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT REMY SAID. NICK: ALL RIGHT, HERE'S WHAT I'M SAYING -- YOU TALK TO JOE OR I WILL, TODAY. PAULINA: NICE HEADLINE. VICKY: YEAH. I'M NOT GOING TO SAY THAT THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME, BUT IT'S RIGHT UP THERE. PAULINA: HOW'S JAKE DOING? VICKY: I DON'T KNOW. PAULINA: THEY WOULDN'T LET YOU SEE HIM? LET ME TALK TO JOE. VICKY: NO, NO, NO. DON'T CALL JOE. I CAN'T GO OVER THERE QUITE YET. AND BESIDES, JAKE'S PRETTY FURIOUS ABOUT THE WAY I'M HANDLING THINGS. PAULINA: YOU LET HIM SPEND THE NIGHT IN JAIL? VICKY: LOOK, THAT'S WHY I CAME OVER HERE. I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU CAN POST BAIL FOR HIM. YOU SEE, IF GRANT SEES ME GO OVER THERE, HE'LL KNOW THAT I STILL HAVE FEELINGS ABOUT JAKE, AND I -- OK, PAULINA, NOW, COME ON. DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, ALL RIGHT? I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. PAULINA: YEAH, DO YOU? YOU LET YOUR HUSBAND SPEND THE NIGHT IN JAIL, AND THE BIGGEST WORRY ON YOUR MIND IS WHAT GRANT THINKS? THIS LITTLE GAME OF YOURS COULD COST YOU YOUR MARRIAGE. JAKE: DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED A BUZZ? JOE: IF YOU'RE DRINKING COFFEE, MAYBE YOU'LL KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND I'LL GET SOME WORK DONE AROUND HERE. JAKE: JOE, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FRIENDS. WE'RE FRIENDS. JOE: CAN I TRUST YOU NOT TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT? JAKE: YOU KNOW SOMETHING, JOE? A REAL PAL -- A REAL PAL WOULD GET ME OUT OF HERE. A REAL PAL WOULD GET ME OUT OF HERE. BUT NOT YOU. NO, YOU GOT TO PLAY BY THE BOOK! JOE: HEY, DID I LET YOU OUT OF THE CELL? YOU'RE GOING TO BE ARRAIGNED ANY MINUTE, AND THEN YOU'RE OUT OF HERE ON BAIL. JAKE: JOE, IF GRANT HARRISON WAS TRYING TO GET YOUR WIFE IN BED, I'D HELP YOU. JOE: JAKE, GRANT HARRISON SET MY HOUSE ON FIRE LAST YEAR. THE ONLY REASON I DIDN'T PICK OUT CASKETS FOR PAULINA AND DANTE IS LUCK. SO DON'T TELL ME I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH. THERE HAPPENS TO BE A PROCEDURE, AND I'M FOLLOWING IT, AND THAT'S IT. TONI: CAPTAIN, I'M SORRY. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T -- GRANT: I'M THE MAYOR. NICK: REMY TOLD ME THAT YOU'RE GOING TO TALK TO JOE AND TELL HER ABOUT, YOU KNOW, HOW YOU GUYS GO WAY BACK AND HOW YOU'VE BEEN CONNING PEOPLE SINCE YOU WERE OLD ENOUGH TO TODDLE. TITO: I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT REMY SAID. NICK: ALL RIGHT, HERE'S WHAT I'M SAYING -- YOU TALK TO JOE OR I WILL, TODAY. PAULINA: NICE HEADLINE. VICKY: YEAH. I'M NOT GOING TO SAY THAT THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME, BUT IT'S RIGHT UP THERE. PAULINA: HOW'S JAKE DOING? VICKY: I DON'T KNOW. PAULINA: THEY WOULDN'T LET YOU SEE HIM? LET ME TALK TO JOE. VICKY: NO, NO, NO. DON'T CALL JOE. I CAN'T GO OVER THERE QUITE YET. AND BESIDES, JAKE'S PRETTY FURIOUS A GRANT: FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR McKINNON'S ARRAIGNMENT. MY DEPOSITION CAN BE READ IN LIEU OF TESTIMONY. I'VE ALREADY CLEARED IT WITH TONY WALKER. I'M SORRY, THAT WOULD BE JUDGE ANTHONY WALKER AS FAR AS YOU'RE CONCERNED. JAKE: WHAT WOULD YOU BE BUSY DOING, GRANT? KIDNAPPING? SETTING A FIRE? GRANT: OOH. NOTHING QUITE SO GRIM, SPORT. THINK SENSUAL. THINK ROMANTIC. JAKE: IF YOU GO ANYWHERE NEAR VICKY, I WILL FINISH THE JOB OF REARRANGING YOUR FACE. GRANT: WELL, I DON'T THINK VICTORIA WOULD LIKE THAT. BUT THEN THERE'S NOT A HELL OF A LOT SHE LIKES ABOUT YOU THESE DAYS. WHAT IS IT SHE CALLED YOU THE OTHER DAY? JAKE: I SWEAR I'M GOING TO KILL YOU. I AM GOING TO KILL YOU! JOE: SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP, JAKE. GRANT, GET THE HELL OUT. GRANT: VICTORIA WAS CRAZY WITH GRIEF AFTER RYAN DIED OR SHE NEVER WOULD HAVE TURNED TO YOU. THANK GOD SHE'S COME TO HER SENSES. JOE: STAY OUT OF MY PRECINCT. GRANT: YOU GOT THAT BACKWARDS, CAPTAIN. IT'S MY PRECINCT. I'M THE MAYOR, WHICH MEANS THINGS GO MY WAY. NOW, YOU REMEMBER THAT WHEN YOU'RE CALLED TO TESTIFY REGARDING McKINNON'S HISTORY OF HOSTILITY TOWARDS ME. JOE: NOBODY PUTS WORDS IN MY MOUTH. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, GRANT -- IF I WASN'T WEARING THIS SHIELD, I WOULD HAVE TAKEN YOU OUT A LONG TIME AGO. GRANT: THREATS, CAPTAIN? JOE: YEAH. I HEARD THE TAPE. GRANT: TAPE? WHAT TAPE? JOE: PLEASE, GRANT, THE TAPE. THE ONE WHERE YOU CONFESSED TO CINDY ABOUT THE LITTLE CHRISTMAS EVE BONFIRE YOU SET IN MY HOME LAST YEAR, THE ONE THAT ALMOST KILLED MY FAMILY. NOT TO MENTION THE WAY YOU SET UP MY WIFE TO LOOK LIKE A DRUG-ADDICTED LIAR. GRANT: YOU BELIEVE THAT NONSENSE, YOU'VE BEEN HANGING AROUND McKINNON TOO LONG. NOW, EVEN IF I HAD COMMITTED SOME DESPICABLE ACT, I WOULD NEVER CONFESS ON TAPE. JOE: PLEASE, YOUR DENIALS ARE PATHETIC, GRANT. I HEARD YOU. YOU DID IT. AND, GRANT, I DON'T CARE HOW LONG IT TAKES, I WILL GET YOU. GRANT: THIS RAGE REALLY SHOULD BE DIRECTED AT YOURSELF. AFTER ALL, I DIDN'T PROMISE TO LOVE AND PROTECT PAULINA. YOU DID. YOU FAILED. BLAMING ME ISN'T THE ANSWER. JOE: YOU LYING DIRTBAG. GRANT: YOU WATCH IT, OR I'LL HAVE THAT BADGE OF YOURS. JOE: OH, YEAH? YOU WANT IT? HERE. GRANT, HERE! TAKE IT. IT'S YOURS. GO AHEAD. BECAUSE I'D LOVE TO TAKE YOU APART. GRANT: SPARE ME THE DRAMATICS, CARLINO. YOU HAVE MY DEPOSITION. I'M OUT OF HERE. JOE: REMEMBER WHAT I SAID, GRANT. GRANT: I DON'T TAKE THREATS VERY LIGHTLY, CAPTAIN. JOE: OH, YEAH? IT'S NOT A THREAT. IT'S MY WORD. GRANT: YOU AND McKINNON -- YOU HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON. A LOT OF MACHO POSTURING AND A COUPLE OF UNFULFILLED, UNSATISFIED WIVES. JOE: IF I WASN'T A COP -- TONI: I THINK WE'VE ALL SAID THAT. JOE: NO. NO. TONI, THIS IS DIFFERENT. I DON'T KNOW HOW YET, BUT I'M GOING TO GET HIM. YOU'RE MY WITNESS. FELICIA: SERGEI -- SERGEI: FELICIA, WHAT -- FELICIA: COME IN. I NEED YOU. QUICKLY. SERGEI: BUT WHATEVER TRAGEDY HAS COME FOR YOU, I WILL FIND IT. I WILL HUNT THIS ANIMAL DOWN. WHERE IS HE? FELICIA: IN THERE. IN THERE. SERGEI: WHAT KIND OF MAN HIDE IN LADY'S BEDROOM? FELICIA: OH, NO. NO, NO. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. IT'S NOT A MAN. IT'S A MOUSE. SERGEI: MOUSE IS TOO GOOD. HE IS PIMPLE ON BEHIND OF MOUSE. IF HE IS IN THE CLOSET IN YOUR BEDROOM -- FELICIA: NO, NO, NO. I MEAN A REAL MOUSE. YOU KNOW, A MOUSE. SQUEAK, SQUEAK -- THAT KIND OF MOUSE. HE'S IN MY CLOSET, IN MY ITALIAN BOOTS. SERGEI: BOOTS? FELICIA: BOOTS. YOU KNOW, SUEDE BOOTS. I BOUGHT THEM IN MILAN LAST YEAR. I WAS GOING TO WEAR THEM TODAY, AND I WENT INTO MY CLOSET, AND I FOUND -- SERGEI: MOUSE. FELICIA: THE MOUSE. AND HE HAD MADE A NEST IN MY LEFT BOOT. SERGEI: DA? FELICIA: AND THEN I SCREAMED, AND HE JUMPED OUT. SERGEI: DA. FELICIA: AND I GOT OUT OF THE ROOM BEFORE HE COULD, SO I SHUT THE DOOR. HE'S IN THERE SOMEWHERE. SERGEI: FELICIA, CALM YOURSELF. SERGEI IS HERE, AND THIS MOUSE IS HISTORY. HE IS DEAD. HE IS EX-MOUSE. FELICIA: OH, NO, NO, NO. YOU CAN'T KILL THE MOUSE. SERGEI: WHY? THE MOUSE ARE BAD. FELICIA: NO, I -- I CAN'T KILL A LIVING THING. I DON'T EVEN HAVE A FLY SWATTER IN THIS HOUSE. SERGEI: I AM CONFUSED FOR THIS. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? PLAY A FOLK SONG? FELICIA: OH. NO, I JUST -- I WANT YOU TO CAPTURE HIM. COULD YOU DO THAT? JUST CAPTURE HIM, TAKE HIM OUTSIDE, PUT HIM IN THE PARK MAYBE? SERGEI: YOU WISH TO LIBERATE MOUSE? FELICIA: YES. SERGEI: OK. FELICIA: OH, GOOD. SERGEI: STAND BACK. FELICIA: OK. GOOD LUCK. BE CAREFUL. SERGEI: ALL RIGHT. FELICIA: OK. SERGEI: I SEE YOU, MOUSE! YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE SERGEI RADZINSKY! YOU ARE ONE LUCKY MOUSEY BECAUSE THE LOVELY LADY WANTS TO GIVE YOU LIFE OF FREEDOM INSTEAD OF BASH YOUR HEAD -- AH -- HA-HA-HA! SUCCESS. FELICIA: OH, OH. WELL, HE DOESN'T SOUND TOO HAPPY, DOES HE? SERGEI: HE WILL BE MORE HAPPY WHEN I GET HIM TO PARK SO HE CAN FIND LADY MOUSE. FELICIA: OH, YEAH. OH, WHEN YOU GET BACK, I WILL HAVE TO THINK OF SOME WONDERFUL REWARD TO GIVE YOU. SERGEI: IT IS MY PLEASURE. BUT -- BUT IF MAYBE, YOU KNOW, YOU INSIST, I DO HAVE A LITTLE QUESTION FOR ASKING FOR YOU. FELICIA: OH, FINE. ANYTHING YOU WANT. SERGEI: OK. FELICIA: HAVE A NICE LIFE, MOUSE. BYE. TITO: WHAT I SAY AND WHEN I SAY IT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. NICK: PAULINA AND JOE ARE MY BUSINESS. TITO: GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME. REMY: HEY! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? TITO: I DON'T KNOW. WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND HERE? NICK: YOU SAID HE WAS GOING TO TALK TO JOE. TITO: I WILL. IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S THE EASIEST THING IN THE WORLD TO DO. BUT I DON'T NEED YOU TO TELL ME WHEN TO SAY IT AND HOW TO SAY IT. NICK: IT'S VERY EASY -- YOU TELL THE TRUTH, YOU ACT LIKE A MAN -- OR IS THAT TOO HARD FOR YOU, BOY? TITO: OH, YOU KNOW, I USED TO LET IT ROLL OFF JUST BECAUSE REMY HAD THIS THING FOR YOU. BUT NOW THAT YOU'VE DUMPED HER, ALL BETS ARE OFF. SO WHY DON'T WE STEP OUTSIDE -- NICK: GOOD FOR ME, MAN. REMY: TITO -- ETTA MAE: HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! IF YOU'RE GOING TO START ANYTHING, YOU GOING TO DO IT IN YOUR OWN SPACE AND ON YOUR OWN TIME. TITO: I DIDN'T START THIS. HE DID. ETTA MAE: I SAID OUT! AND I MEAN NOW. NO MORE ARGUMENTS. TITO: FINE. I DON'T NEED THIS JOB ANYWAY. REMY: WHAT IF HE LOSES HIS JOB? YOU COULD CARE LESS, COULDN'T YOU? NICK: FRANKLY, NO. REMY: YOU THINK THAT HE'S DIRT ON YOUR SHOE, DON'T YOU? NICK: I'M HAVING A LITTLE HARD TIME GIVING THE GUY A BREAK SINCE I FOUND OUT THAT YOU GUYS CAME TOGETHER TO SET ME UP. REMY: OH, I GET IT. HE IS DIRT ON YOUR SHOE. SO I GUESS WE KNOW WHAT THAT MAKES ME, DON'T WE? VICKY: WHAT, DO YOU THINK I LIKE THIS? I CAN'T STAND BEING AROUND GRANT. EVERY TIME HE TOUCHES ME, I WANT TO -- PAULINA: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHEN HE TOUCHES YOU? VICKY, YOU HAVEN'T -- VICKY: NO. PAULINA: DON'T GIVE ME THAT RIGHTEOUS ACT. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE PLAYING FOOTSIE WITH THE GUY. VICKY: YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I FOUND IN KIRKLAND'S ROOM THIS MORNING? PAULINA: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? VICKY: I FOUND A BOOK, A BOOK ABOUT A LITTLE BOY WHO MOVES TO A FOREIGN COUNTRY WITH HIS FATHER. PAULINA: OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE KIDDING ME. VICKY: NOW, GRANT HAS TO BE STOPPED. I'M JUST THE PERSON TO DO IT -- BEFORE HE MOVES IN AND TAKES MY SON. PAULINA: NO, NO. NO, GO TO JOE. VICKY: "GO TO JOE." TELL HIM WHAT? "OH, GRANT GAVE KIRKLAND A LITTLE BOOK, SO CALL HIM IN RIGHT NOW." NO, YOU TELL JOE SOMETHING FOR ME. YOU TELL HIM THAT HIS WHEELS OF JUSTICE ARE TURNING WAY TOO SLOWLY. YOU SEE, BECAUSE GRANT'S GOING TO PAY FOR WHAT HE DID SOONER THAN LATER, BEFORE HE HAS A CHANCE TO TAKE KIRKLAND. PAULINA: AND WHAT ABOUT JAKE? VICKY: I'M GOING TO MAKE IT UP TO JAKE. PAULINA, COME ON, DON'T YOU SEE I'M DOING THIS FOR MY FAMILY? SO WE CAN LOVE EACH OTHER AND BE TOGETHER AND WE DON'T HAVE TO BE LOOKING OVER OUR SHOULDERS EVERY MINUTE? PLEASE, ABOUT THE BAIL -- WILL YOU GO OVER THERE AND TAKE CARE OF IT RIGHT NOW? PAULINA: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I'LL GO OVER THERE AND DO IT -- BUT IF YOU LISTEN TO SOME ADVICE. VICKY: YEAH, YEAH, SURE. PAULINA: NO. NO, YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME AND DON'T BLOW ME OFF. YOU GO HOME AND YOU WAIT FOR JAKE AND YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM GRANT. NICK: LOOK, REMY, YOU REALLY THREW ME A CURVEBALL WHEN YOU TOLD ME ABOUT TITO. I'M HAVING A REAL HARD TIME WRAPPING MY HEAD AROUND THE FACT THAT YOU GOT A BIG OLD HISTORY WITH A GUY LIKE THAT. REMY: OK. MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE STUCK IN A CRUMMY HOME WITH A FOSTER DAD WHO TRIES TO STICK HIS HAND UP YOUR SKIRT EVERY CHANCE HE GETS. NICK, TITO TOOK CARE OF ME WHEN NO ONE ELSE CARED. NICK: OK. I CAN BUY THAT. BUT YOU'RE A LONG WAY FROM FOSTER HOMES NOW, REMY. REMY: YEAH, BUT I DON'T ABANDON PEOPLE, OK? MAYBE SOME OTHER PEOPLE DO IT, LIKE MY MOTHER, BUT IT'S NOT MY STYLE. NICK: SOMETHING MY DAD TAUGHT ME -- STOP BLAMING THE PAST. WHEN YOU MAKE A MISTAKE, OWN UP TO IT. REMY: YEAH. THAT WORKS. I TOLD YOU ABOUT TITO AND ME, AND HERE WE ARE. NICK: YOU AND HIM -- YOU GUYS CAME HERE TO CON ME TOGETHER. YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT. YOU LET HIM GET IN MY FACE FOR WEEKS AND NEVER SAID A THING. I FEEL LIKE A FOOL. REMY: NICK, YOU KNOW, TITO SAID THAT YOU WOULD NEVER FORGIVE ME. NICK: WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS MAKING EXCUSES FOR HIM? WHY DO YOU ALWAYS LIE TO ME? WHY DO YOU ALWAYS TELL HIM THE TRUTH? REMY: MAYBE BECAUSE I CAN TELL HIM ANYTHING. MAYBE BECAUSE HE ACCEPTS ME, BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TO PUT ON AN ACT FOR HIM. NICK: FINE. GO BE WITH HIM. GO BE YOURSELF WITH YOUR BROTHER OR FRIEND OR LOVER -- WHATEVER YOU'RE CALLING HIM TODAY. ETTA MAE: I GUESS YOU WON'T BE NEEDING THAT SLICE OF PECAN PIE. NICK: I'M SORRY, ETTA MAE. ETTA MAE: NICK? HEY, IF YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT THIS GIRL, GO AFTER HER. NICK: AND LET HER MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A FOOL AGAIN? I DON'T THINK SO. JOE: ALL RIGHT, JAKE, ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS WRITE A CHECK AND YOU'RE OUT OF HERE. JAKE: JOE, I DON'T HAVE A CHECK. I'LL CALL VICKY. PAULINA: HEY. LOOK WHAT I GOT. JOE: YOU'RE POSTING HIS BAIL? PAULINA: VICKY ASKED IF I WOULD. SOME FUN, HUH, SPENDING THE NIGHT IN A CELL? JAKE: IT'S NOT MY FIRST TIME. HOW'S MY WIFE? PAULINA: WORRIED ABOUT YOU. JAKE: SO WORRIED THAT SHE SENT YOU TO POST MY BAIL. PAULINA: BUT SHE'S AFRAID -- JAKE: SO, WAS GRANT WITH VICKY WHEN SHE CAME TO SEE YOU? PAULINA: NO. JAKE: WAS HE OUTSIDE? PAULINA: SHE WAS ALONE, AND SHE'S UPSET THAT YOU'RE IN JAIL. JAKE: ONE WORD -- ONE WORD FROM HER, AND JOE WOULD HAVE THROWN GRANT OUT ON HIS EAR. PAULINA: SHE THINKS SHE'S DOING THE RIGHT THING, JAKE. NO -- IT'S LIKE SHE THINKS SHE'S THE ONLY WHO CAN STOP HIM. JAKE: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT -- IF HE GETS WISE TO THIS WHOLE GAME SHE'S PLAYING -- PAULINA: YEAH, I KNOW. THAT'S WHAT I TOLD HER. YOU KNOW, BUT BEFORE YOU GET ALL TICKED OFF, WHAT VICKY'S DOING, IT'S NOT VERY DIFFERENT FROM WHAT YOU WERE DOING WITH MARLEY -- PLAYING INTO HER FANTASIES ABOUT YOU. COME ON, JAKE. JAKE: OK, SHE GOT THAT TECHNIQUE FROM ME. PAULINA: THANK YOU. JAKE: THIS THING THAT VICKY'S DOING, GETTING REVENGE FOR ALL THE SCUMMY THINGS THAT GRANT DID, THAT'S ALL HER. PAULINA: I'VE HAD THAT FANTASY MYSELF. JAKE: WE ALL HAVE. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SENDING A LITTLE BLOND WHO'D BLOW AWAY IN A STIFF WIND AGAINST A GUY THAT'S KILLED PEOPLE BEFORE. AND I KNOW, I KNOW -- GRANT, HE'S GOT THE VOICE AND THE DESIGNER SUIT, BUT HE GETS HER ALONE, SHE DOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE. JOE, WILL YOU HURRY UP, PLEASE! JOE: QUIT YELLING. YOU'RE FREE TO GO. JAKE: IS GRANT WITH VICKY? PAULINA: I TOLD HER TO GO HOME AND STAY AWAY FROM HIM. JAKE: THINK SHE LISTENED? PAULINA: NO. JOE: JAKE -- STAY OUT OF TROUBLE, ALL RIGHT? JAKE: AS LONG AS HARRISON STAYS OUT OF MY FACE. [KNOCK ON DOOR] VICKY: GRANT. GRANT: I -- VICKY: SO GLAD TO SEE YOU. GRANT: HAD TO TAKE CARE OF A FEW THINGS. I HAD TO CLEAR MY DESK SO I CAN TAKE SOME TIME OFF. VICKY: OH. GRANT: I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU. VICKY: YOU'RE SO BAD. YOU HAVE TO STOP BUYING ME -- GRANT: NO, THIS IS EVEN BETTER. VICKY: AIRLINE -- AIRLINE TICKETS. GRANT: COZUMEL. I REMEMBERED THAT YOU LIKED MEXICO. IT WAS ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE PLACES. SUN, SAND, SURF. YOU, ME, ALONE. VICKY: I CAN'T JUST RUN OFF LIKE THAT. GRANT: YOUR CAVEMAN HUSBAND'S BEING ARRAIGNED EVEN AS WE SPEAK. BY THE TIME HE DECIDES TO COME HOME HERE AND PULL YOU AROUND BY THE HAIR, YOU COULD BE GONE. WHAT'S THE MATTER? I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. FELICIA: YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING -- IT'S STILL WINTER OUT THERE. YOU THINK THAT MOUSE IS GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT IN THE PARK? SERGEI: FELICIA, I TOOK THE BOX TO MIDDLE OF PARK. I OPEN UP, HE JUMP OUT, HE SQUEAK, SQUEAK, AND RUN OFF WITH A LADY WITH A SHINY, BLACK HIGH HEEL. FELICIA: AH, PATENT LEATHER, YEAH. WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT VERY GOOD TO MAKE A NEST IN THAT. OH, WELL, THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT. SO -- THANK YOU. NOW, WHAT CAN I GIVE YOU, HUH? I KNOW. HOW ABOUT SOME GOURMET HOT CHOCOLATE? CASS GAVE IT TO ME FOR VALENTINE'S DAY. OR, YOU KNOW, I COULD CALL FOR AN EARLY LUNCH FROM CARLINO'S. WOULD YOU LIKE THAT? SERGEI: I'M NOT HUNGRY. FELICIA: NO? SERGEI: WELL, IS LIE. I'M ALWAYS HUNGRY, BUT FOOD NOT ON THE TOP OF THE LIST TODAY. PLEASE, I HAVE A FAVOR TO ASK FOR YOU -- YOU WHO HAVE ALREADY GIVEN SO MUCH TO SERGEI RADZINSKY -- FELICIA: OK, WHAT IS THE FAVOR? SERGEI: I UNDERSTAND IT IF YOU HAVE TO SAY NO -- I HAVE LIVED IN SOVIET UNION, AND IF YOU CANNOT GRANT FAVOR -- FELICIA: HONEY, IT'S ALL RIGHT. WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL ME WHAT FAVOR YOU NEED? SERGEI: PLEASE, I KNOW THAT IN LIFE THERE ARE MANY HARDSHIPS AND YOU HAVE TO GO ON, BUT -- FELICIA: LET'S CUT RIGHT TO THE CHASE, OK? WHAT HARDSHIPS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? GO ON. SERGEI: I AM HOMELESS AGAIN. IS IT POSSIBLE FOR ME TO MOVE IN WITH YOU? YES? TITO: THANKS. PAULINA: HEY, WHAT'S WRONG? TITO: OH, NOTHING. PAULINA: NO, DON'T DO THAT. TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG. TITO: I THINK I MAY HAVE GOTTEN FIRED FROM MY JOB. PAULINA: WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED? TITO: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. I THINK YOU KNOW THE GUY. PAULINA: WHAT GUY? TITO: NICK. PAULINA: WHAT HAPPENED? TITO: WELL, HE CAME INTO LUCKY LADY, AND HE KIND OF JUST WENT OFF. PAULINA: ON YOU? TITO: YEAH. REMY TOLD HIM ABOUT YOU AND ME. PAULINA: SHE DID? TITO: WELL, SHE DIDN'T MEAN TO. I THINK SHE THOUGHT THAT HE ALREADY KNEW. PAULINA: IT'S OK. TITO: ANYWAY, I -- I DON'T THINK I'M WHAT HE HAD IN MIND FOR YOUR SON. PAULINA: WELL, WHO THE HELL IS NICK HUDSON TO JUDGE YOU? TITO: I'M SORRY. I KEEP SCREWING EVERYTHING UP. PAULINA: NO. NO. YOU GOT A LOUSY START IN LIFE BECAUSE OF MY MISTAKES. BUT YOU FOUND ME, AND THINGS ARE GOING TO BE DIFFERENT FROM NOW ON. FOR ONE THING, YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO COLLEGE. YOU'RE GOING TO HIT THE BOOKS AND MAKE SOMETHING OF YOURSELF. AND I'M GOING TO MAKE THINGS UP TO YOU, TOO, STARTING WITH WHAT I'LL DO TO ANYONE WHO TREATS YOU WRONG, INCLUDING NICK HUDSON. TITO: HEY, LOOK, DON'T GO TALKING TO HIM. I MEAN, YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE IT ANY WORSE. PAULINA: OK. BUT IF HE MESSES WITH YOU AGAIN, ALL BETS ARE OFF. TITO: MAN, YOU'RE TOUGH. PAULINA: NOBODY MESSES WITH MY KIDS. END OF STORY. TITO: NOBODY'S EVER STOOD UP FOR ME BEFORE. I LIKE IT. PAULINA: WELL, YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE THIS, TOO. TITO: OH, COME ON. NO MORE MONEY. PAULINA: NO, NO, IT'S NOT MONEY. WELL -- NOT YET. THE TRUSTEE FOR MY TRUST FUND IS BACK FROM VACATION. I SPOKE TO HIM THIS MORNING ABOUT GETTING MY HANDS ON SOME OF THOSE FUNDS. AND THE BANK JUST NEEDS YOUR SIGNATURE ON A FEW OF THESE FORMS. HERE. TITO: SO, THAT'S IT. I JUST HAVE TO SIGN IT? JOE: ALL THIS PAPERWORK LOOKS OFFICIAL. WHAT GIVES? VICKY: YOU'RE NOT MAKING THIS EASY. I'M NOT A FREE AGENT, YOU KNOW. I'VE GOT KIDS. GRANT: YOUR MOTHER'S HERE. AND WE NEED TO GET CONNECTED AGAIN WITHOUT A JEALOUS EX OR A CURRENT SPOUSE TO BREAK THE MOOD. YOU KNOW, WHEN I SAW YOU AT THE AIRPORT LAST NIGHT, IT OCCURRED TO ME IT WOULD BE JUST WONDERFUL TO TAKE YOU AWAY FROM ALL THIS. YOU DON'T NEED TO STAY IN AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP, YOU KNOW, NOT FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDREN. THIS COULD BE A NEW BEGINNING FOR YOU. KIRKLAND WOULD LOVE IT. STEVEN WAS FOND OF ME, AT LEAST BEFORE JAKE TURNED HIM AGAINST ME. IT COULD BE THE BEST THING FOR ALL OF US. COME ON. GRAB A TOOTHBRUSH. I'LL BUY YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED DOWN THERE. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO NEED MUCH -- A COUPLE OF BATHING SUITS AND A BEAUTIFUL SILK ROBE TO WEAR WHEN ROOM SERVICE ARRIVES. VICKY: WELL -- AS USUAL, YOU'VE THOUGHT OF JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING. BUT I CAN'T JUST DISAPPEAR ON MY KIDS LIKE THAT. GRANT: THEY'LL BE FINE. VICKY: NO, BUT THEY'RE STILL GRANT: THEY'LL BE FINE. VICKY: NO, BUT THEY'RE STILL VERY ATTACHED TO JAKE, YOU KNOW, AND EVEN THOUGH HE IS IN JAIL, I -- HOW ABOUT THIS -- COME ON, YOU CAN GIVE ME A FEW DAYS, RIGHT? AND WE CAN DO THIS WHOLE THING THE RIGHT WAY. GRANT: I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. VICKY: YOU'RE NOT MAKING THIS EASY. GRANT: WHAT'S DIFFICULT? I WANT YOU. YOU WANT ME. YOU DON'T WANT McKINNON. AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY. VICKY: WELL, THAT'S THE TRUTH. I COULD HAVE KEPT HIM OUT OF JAIL LAST NIGHT, BUT I DIDN'T, DID I? GRANT: I CAN'T WAIT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU AGAIN. VICKY: I JUST -- I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW I COULD DISAPPEAR RIGHT NOW. BESIDES, JAKE WOULD -- HE'D FIND US. HE'D COME AFTER US, AND I -- GRANT: I'LL HANDLE McKINNON. DON'T WORRY. VICKY: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? GRANT: I MEAN I'VE HANDLED BIGGER PROBLEMS THAN McKINNON BEFORE, ALL RIGHT? MEET ME IN MY APARTMENT IN THREE HOURS. VICKY: I CAN'T DO THAT. I -- GRANT: FIND A WAY. CALL A FRIEND. CALL A NANNY IN THE YELLOW PAGES. JUST BE THERE AT 3:00. VICKY: I'LL BE THERE. GRANT: GOOD. THAT'S JUST THE BEGINNING. VICKY: OH, MY GOD. [DOOR OPENS] VICKY: JAKE. JAKE: IT'S ALL RIGHT. HE DIDN'T SEE ME. I KNEW HE'D BE HERE, SO I PARKED MY CAR AT THE GELLERS' AND I WALKED. VICKY: I HAD PAULINA PAY YOUR BAIL, THEN I CAME RIGHT BACK HERE TO WAIT FOR YOU. I MEAN, I DIDN'T CALL HIM TO COME OVER HERE. JAKE: DID YOU TELL HIM IT HAD TO STOP, VICKY? DID YOU TELL HIM IT HAD TO STOP? DID YOU TELL HIM THAT LETTING YOUR HUSBAND SPEND THE NIGHT IN JAIL MADE YOU COME TO YOUR SENSES? VICKY: JAKE, IT'S GOING TO BE OK. JAKE: NO. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT BY THE SMILE HE HAD AS HE WAS WALKING OUT OF HERE. VICKY: IF YOU WOULD JUST LISTEN TO ME -- JAKE: NO, YOU LISTEN TO ME. NOW, I KNOW YOU THINK THIS IS ALL ABOUT NAILING GRANT. BUT IT'S GOT TO STOP, VICKY. IF YOU HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR ME, FOR THOSE KIDS, OR ANY RESPECT FOR YOURSELF, IT'S GOT TO STOP. OTHERWISE, WE'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE IT. FELICIA: NO -- MOVE IN WITH ME. SERGEI: WHAT -- FELICIA: NO, YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH ME. SERGEI: BUT WHY NOT? I AM CLEAN. I AM GOOD COOK. FELICIA: OH, DON'T GIVE ME YOUR RESUME, PLEASE. YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH ME. OF COURSE YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH ME. YOU'RE A MAN -- AN IMPOSSIBLE ONE, I MIGHT ADD. AND EVERYONE WILL THINK I JUST HAVE THIS BLOND HUNK STASHED AWAY IN MY PENTHOUSE. SERGEI: I AM NOT HUNK! I AM ARTIST! FELICIA: WELL, THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY'S GOING TO THINK. SERGEI: WELL, WHO EVERYBODY? THESE IMPORTANT PEOPLE LIKE THIS MR. LAWYER GUY FRIEND OF YOURS? FELICIA: YES, YES, CASS! HE WILL THINK I COMPLETELY LOST MY MIND. SERGEI: FELICIA, I AM OUT ON SIDEWALK. FELICIA: ALL RIGHT, WHAT ABOUT YOUR LANDLADY? YOU TOLD ME SHE LOVED YOU. WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU DO? SERGEI: SHE SAYS I PLAY THE PIANO TOO LOUD. FELICIA: WHAT TIME OF THE DAY? SERGEI: MORNING. FELICIA: I SEE. SERGEI: EVENING -- AN ARTIST MUST TO PLAY. FELICIA: DOES AN ARTIST "MUST TO PLAY" IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT? ANY CHANCE OF THAT? SERGEI: WELL, YOU CAN'T TELL INSPIRATION WHEN IS GOOD TIME. IT'S THE SAME FOR YOU. FELICIA: OH, NO, IT'S NOT! IF I GET AN INSPIRATION, IT GOES FROM MY BRAIN TO THE PAPER -- VERY QUIETLY. WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY TO ME? DID YOU START BANGING ON THE KEYS AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING? WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP? SERGEI: FELICIA, PLEASE, THIS JUST GOING TO BE TEMPORARY UNTIL I GET THE BIG LUCK. FELICIA: NO! SERGEI: PLEASE. YOUR APARTMENT IS FULL OF ENERGY, FULL OF THE WRITING THE MUSIC, EVERY DAY, DAY AND NIGHT, THE FIREWORK COMING -- FELICIA: OH, YEAH, YEAH. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M AFRAID OF. SERGEI: YOUR EYES WILL SHINE. FELICIA: NO, THEY WON'T. SERGEI: YOU WILL LOVE IT. I WILL LOVE IT. WE WILL LOVE IT TOGETHER. FELICIA: I WON'T LOVE ANYTHING! NO! NO, I WON'T LOVE IT. I'LL BE IN A CONSTANT STATE OF EMERGENCY, FOR GOD'S SAKE. OH, LOOK, I LIKE YOU. I ADMIRE YOUR WORK. I HAVE ENORMOUS RESPECT FOR THE GUMPTION IT TOOK TO GET AS FAR IN LIFE AS YOU'VE GOTTEN ALREADY. SERGEI: YES, AND I GOT HERE BECAUSE OF YOU. YOU ARE MY MUSE, FELICIA. FELICIA: OH, NO, I AM NOT THE ANSWER TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS. SERGEI: AH, BUT I AM ANSWER FOR YOUR PROBLEM. FELICIA: NO, YOU'RE NOT. I DON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS. FOR GOODNESS SAKE, I LIVE A VERY ORDINARY LIFE. SERGEI: LOOK, THE MOUSE! [FELICIA SCREAMS] SERGEI: OH, MY GOD. PLEASE, I HAVE FIND IT. [FELICIA SCREAMS] SERGEI: I THINK THIS IS COUSIN OF MOUSE WE JUST PUT IN THE PARK. WAIT, COME HERE, LITTLE MOUSEY. DON'T WORRY, FELICIA. I WILL CATCH HIM. COME HERE, LITTLE MOUSEY. PAULINA: LOOK, BEFORE YOU GO -- BEFORE YOU GO CRAZY, THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON HERE THAT SHOULDN'T BE GOING ON HERE. IT'S ALL LEGAL. I'M JUST ARRANGING A TRANSFER FROM MY TRUST FUND INTO AN ACCOUNT I'VE OPENED IN TIM'S NAME SO HE CAN GO TO COLLEGE. JOE: NO KIDDING. PAULINA: I DIDN'T TELL YOU BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT. JOE: THAT MONEY -- YOU KNOW, THAT'S ALL PAULINA HAS FROM HER FATHER. DID SHE TELL YOU THAT? PAULINA: I CAN DO WITH IT WHAT I WANT, JOE. JOE: RIGHT. SO YOU'RE GOING TO WRITE A CHECK DIRECTLY TO THE COLLEGE, RIGHT? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO MAJOR IN, TITO? TITO: I DON'T KNOW. PAULINA: ACTUALLY, JOE, I'M WRITING A CHECK DIRECTLY TO TIM. I MISSED OUT ON MY CHANCE TO TREAT HIM LIKE A CHILD. HE'S A GROWNUP, AND I WANT TO RESPECT THAT. TITO: HE THINKS I'M STILL SCAMMING YOU. JOE: YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A CON MAN TO MAKE MISTAKES WITH MONEY, ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE NOT USED TO HAVING IT. PAULINA, HE COULD BLOW THE WHOLE THING -- WITHOUT MEANING TO, OF COURSE. TITO: YOU KNOW, IF THE MONEY THING'S GOING TO BE A BIG PROBLEM, I DON'T WANT IT. JOE: GOOD! PAULINA: JOE, WILL YOU STOP? JOE: WHAT? PAULINA: STOP! YOU'RE TAKING THE MONEY, TIM. TITO: NO. NO WAY. IT'S OK. PAULINA: TIM -- TITO: ALL RIGHT. THANKS, ANYWAY. I'VE BEEN ON MY OWN BEFORE. I CAN DO IT AGAIN. IT'S NO USE. NOTHING IS. PAULINA: ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? HE WAS ALREADY FEELING BADLY ABOUT HIMSELF. JOE: AND GUESS WHAT -- ONE CHECK MAKES HIM FEEL ALL BETTER. PAULINA: WELL, IT'S MY MONEY AND MY SON. JUST STAY OUT OF IT. JOE: YOU KNOW, YOU USED TO LIKE IT WHEN I LOOKED OUT FOR YOU. YOU USED TO SAY I MADE YOU FEEL SAFE. PAULINA: I'M SORRY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE YELLED AT YOU LIKE THAT. BUT IT JUST SEEMS LIKE YOU WON'T GIVE HIM A BREAK. JOE, I KNOW, HE'S GOT A LONG WAY TO GO. HE'S NOT EXACTLY RESPONSIBLE OR RESPECTABLE, BUT WHOSE FAULT -- WHOSE FAULT IS THAT REALLY? JOE: YOU WERE A KID, PAULINA. PAULINA: I GAVE MY SON AWAY. NO, I DIDN'T EVEN DO THAT. I -- I SOLD HIM FOR MONEY. JOE: YOU DID THE BEST YOU COULD. PAULINA: THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT, JOE. YOUR MOM IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE PERSON YOU CAN COUNT ON, AND TIM NEVER HAD THAT. IF I GAVE HIM EVERY CENT I EVER MADE MY WHOLE LIFE, IT STILL WOULDN'T MAKE UP FOR GIVING HIM AWAY. DON'T -- DON'T SAY I'M TRYING TO BUY HIM BECAUSE IT'S NOT THE MONEY. IT'S WHAT THE MONEY CAN DO FOR HIM -- GET HIM AN EDUCATION, MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE HE'S IMPORTANT TO HIS MOTHER, MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE HE MEANS AS MUCH AS DANTE. JOE: DOES HE? PAULINA: NO. NOT -- NOT YET, NOT -- NOT IN THE SAME WAY. BECAUSE I DIDN'T GET UP WITH HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. I NEVER MADE THE BOGEYMAN GO AWAY. NOBODY DID. JOE, YOU HAVE THE BEST MEMORIES OF YOUR MOTHER. CAN YOU IMAGINE GROWING UP WITHOUT THAT LOVE? THAT'S TIM. THAT'S ALL HE'S EVER KNOWN. I HAVE A CHANCE. I HAVE A CHANCE TO MAKE THINGS BETTER FOR HIM NOW. AND I KNOW IT'S A LOT TO ASK, BUT I -- I CAN'T HELP IT. JOE: WHAT? PAULINA: I CAN ONLY HOPE THAT YOU LOVE HIM, TOO, SOMEDAY AND THAT WE CAN BE A FAMILY. TITO: MS. B. A PREVIEW OF SPRING. I NOTICED YOU LIKE PURPLE. ETTA MAE: WHAT IS THIS, A BRIBE? TITO: YOU BETCHA. ETTA MAE: YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND. AND YOU NEED TO GET OVER YOURSELF. BUT, YOU KNOW, I'M EVEN MORE OUT OF MY MIND FOR HIRING YOU BACK, BUT I NEED A MANAGER. JUST DO YOUR JOB, TITO, OK? AND DO NOT INSULT MY CUSTOMERS. TITO: THANKS. REMY: THANK YOU. I LEFT IN KIND OF A HURRY. TITO: FOR YOU. REMY: THANK YOU. TITO: YOU -- THINGS STILL BAD WITH NICK? REMY: I WAS SO SURE THAT HE WOULD UNDERSTAND. TITO: ABOUT YOU AND ME? COME ON, YOU WERE DREAMING. REMY: YOU KNOW, YOU TOLD ME THAT HE WASN'T FOR ME. I JUST -- I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR IT. TITO: WELL, IT'S GOOD TO KNOW THAT I'M RIGHT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. REMY: WELL, I'M GLAD SOMEBODY FEELS GOOD BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE THROWING MYSELF UNDER A BUS OR SOMETHING. TITO: YOU KNOW, YOU AND I ARE TAKING WAY TOO MUCH CRAP FROM PEOPLE. SO, LET'S GO HAVE SOME FUN! REMY: DID YOU JUST STEAL THAT? TITO: AS MANAGER, I GET A SHARE OF THE TIPS. IT'S JUST A TINY ADVANCE. COME ON. I FOUND THIS ARCADE ON THE SOUTH SIDE. THEY HAVE TURBULATOR. REMY: TUR-- I ALWAYS KICKED YOUR BUTT AT THAT ONE. TITO: ALL RIGHT. WELL, MAYBE I'M IN THE MOOD TO GET MY BUTT KICKED. REMY: TITO, IT'S NOT YOUR MONEY. TITO: OK. THEN WHAT WE'LL DO IS WE'LL TAKE SOME OF YESTERDAY'S STALE BREAD, AND WE'LL RECYCLE IT -- GO DOWN TO THE DOCKS, AND WE'LL FEED THE DUCKS, GIVE THEM A LITTLE FEAST. REMY: I LOVE IT. TITO: I KNOW. REMY, UNLIKE SOME RICH, PREPPY TYPES, I KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE. REMY: YEAH, I FORGET THAT SOMETIMES. TITO: YEAH. WELL, YOU BETTER NOT LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN. REMY: WHAT ABOUT WORK? TITO: OH, LOOK, I'LL DEAL WITH IT LATER. RIGHT NOW IT'S JUST YOU AND ME AND THE WORLD. PAULINA: GOOD, TIM. REMY. SERGEI: HA! FELICIA: GET HIM? SERGEI: OH, YEAH. FELICIA: DID YOU? SERGEI: YES. FELICIA: THANK GOD. OH, GOD. NOW, WAIT -- WHERE ARE YOU GOING? SERGEI: I GO BACK TO PARK TO REUNITE THIS ONE WITH HIS COMRADE. OK? OW! FELICIA: OH! SERGEI: OH. OH, I -- OH. STUPID ME. OW. FELICIA: WELL -- SERGEI: OH. I HAD MOUSE, THOUGH. THIS MOUSE I HAD RIGHT -- FELICIA: YEAH, WELL, IT LOOKED LIKE MAYBE I'M THE ONE WHO'S JUST BEEN HAD. SERGEI: OH. FELICIA: THAT WAS QUITE A PERFORMANCE, COMRADE. SERGEI: YOU WILL PLEASE TO FORGIVE ME, FELISHKA. FELICIA: YEAH. BOY, YOU MUST THINK I'M AN EASY MARK. I MEAN, I'M JUMPING UP ON THE COUCH, SCREAMING MY LUNGS OUT. SERGEI: NO, IS BEAUTIFUL. YOU SHOULD NEVER, EVER -- FELICIA: YOU LIED TO ME. SERGEI: NO. THIS NOT LIE. THIS, FOR ME, SURVIVAL. FELICIA: YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S A LOT OF BULL BECAUSE YOU'RE A HEALTHY YOUNG MAN. YOU CAN CERTAINLY FIND A JOB AND PUT A ROOF OVER YOUR OWN HEAD. SERGEI: YES, BUT ROOF IS NOT ENOUGH. UNDER ROOF MUST BE WARMTH, THE KINDNESS, FEELING BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE -- NOT JUST WOMAN AND LITTLE DOG OR SERGEI RADZINSKY IN BOARDING HOUSE ALONE PLAY PIANO. FELICIA: THIS IS MY HOME, TCHAIKOVSKY, NOT YOURS. SERGEI: YES, BUT WHERE YOU ARE, THERE IS THE WARMTH AND THE KINDNESS. I MISS SO MUCH OF THIS. FELICIA: THEN GO HOME. WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME? I'M SURE THAT YOUR MOTHER MISSES YOU VERY MUCH. SERGEI: MY SWEET LITTLE MOTHER -- SHE'S SMILING THAT SERGEI IS IN AMERICA BECAUSE SHE WORK ALL THOSE YEARS SO HARD SO THAT MY MUSIC CAN BE HEARD. AND UNTIL THE PEOPLE OF THIS GREAT COUNTRY LOVE THE MUSIC OF SERGEI RADZINSKY, I CANNOT GO HOME, NOT UNTIL SHE CAN BE PROUD. THEN I CAN FOR RETURN. FELICIA: THIS ISN'T ANOTHER CON, IS IT? SERGEI: I WISH. LOOK AT ME. I FEEL SO INTENSELY THE THINGS PEOPLE JUST LAUGHING AT. WHO WOULD WANT LIFE LIKE THIS? FELICIA: OH. GOD. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. YOU CAN MOVE IN WITH ME. SERGEI: YES? FELICIA: YES. BUT ONLY FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS, ALL RIGHT? UNTIL YOU FIND YOUR OWN PLACE. WE DO UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER, DON'T WE? SERGEI: FELICIA, ALWAYS WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER, YOU AND I, BECAUSE WE ARTIST. FELICIA: BOY, ARE YOU LUCKY THAT I'M SO AFRAID OF MICE. SERGEI: OH! FELICIA: OH, WATCH IT. SERGEI: I'M LUCKY. YOU SEE, SINCE I MEET YOU, I'M LUCKY BIG-TIME. PAULINA: WERE YOU TWO ON YOUR WAY SOMEPLACE? TITO: OH, NO, JUST -- JUST OUT. REMY HERE, SHE WANTED TO BLOW OFF SOME STEAM. PAULINA: IS SOMETHING WRONG, HONEY? REMY: NO -- WELL, NICK AND I, WE HAD A FIGHT. PAULINA: AND YOU TURNED TO TIM? YOU GUYS ARE GETTING TO BE PRETTY GOOD FRIENDS, THEN, HUH? WELL, THIS IS GREAT! I -- YOU KNOW WHAT? HOLD ON A SEC. HERE. TITO: WHAT'S THIS FOR? PAULINA: YOU TWO NEED A FEW GOOD LAUGHS. NOW, TAKE IT BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND, PLEASE. TITO: AH. THANKS, MOM. YOU'RE THE BEST. PAULINA: AND YOU FEEL BETTER, SWEETIE. TITO: OOH. REMY: WHAT DID SHE GIVE YOU? TITO: 100 BUCKS. OK. HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO. WHY DON'T WE DO THIS? WE'RE GOING TO GO TO THAT HARBOR CLUB. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE LUNCH. REMY: YOU'RE GOING TO BLOW THAT ALL ON ONE MEAL? TITO: NO, PEACHES, I'M GOING TO BLOW IT ALL ON YOU. SEE, YOU ARE -- YOU'RE SOMEWHAT SPECIAL TO ME, AND SOMEBODY NEEDS TO START TREATING YOU THAT WAY. REMY: HOW COME YOU ALWAYS TAKE SUCH GOOD CARE OF ME? TITO: I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS OLD HABITS ARE TOUGH TO BREAK. ETTA MAE: TITO? TITO: OH. COME ON. LET'S GO. REMY: HA! JAKE: I'M CALLING THIS GAME, VICKY. I MEAN, GRANT HARRISON COULD BUY THE UNIVERSE FIVE TIMES OVER, AND ALL I'M TRYING TO DO IS TAKE CARE OF MY FAMILY. VICKY: WE'RE ON THE SAME SIDE, JAKE. JAKE: DIDN'T SEEM LIKE IT LAST NIGHT. VICKY: HE -- HE WANTS ME TO GO AWAY WITH HIM FOR A FEW DAYS. THAT'S -- THAT'S WHAT HE CAME HERE TO TELL ME. JAKE: YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT DOING IT. YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT GOING AWAY. VICKY: JAKE, I HATE HIM. JAKE: OH, I KNOW. VICKY: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TRUST THAT I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING? JAKE: DO YOU CARE ABOUT ME? VICKY: THAT IS A STUPID QUESTION. JAKE: WHY DON'T YOU JUST HUMOR ME AND ANSWER THE QUESTION. VICKY: OF COURSE I DO. JAKE: YOU WANT ME IN YOUR LIFE? VICKY: FOREVER. FOREVER. HOW CAN YOU EVEN ASK -- JAKE: YOU'RE LOSING IT. YOU'RE LOSING IT BECAUSE YOU'VE GONE TO SOME SCARY PLACE THAT I CAN'T EVEN GET TO. VICKY: NO. NO, I'M RIGHT HERE. I'M RIGHT HERE. I'M RIGHT HERE. JAKE: VICKY, YOU BELONG TO ME, NOBODY BUT ME. VICKY: RIGHT. [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY PROCTER & GAMBLE PRODUCTIONS, INC.] [CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.] [PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE]