CINDY: "SINCLAIR
BROTHERS: HEROES," HUH?
"CAMERON AND GARY SINCLAIR HAVE
RETURNED TO BAY CITY
FROM BOCA LYNDA."
 BRUNO: HOW YOU DOING
WITH THOSE ARM REPETITIONS,
MRS. H?
 CINDY: PEACHY!
DANDY. GREAT.
JUST GREAT.
GREAT WORKOUT. UH-HUH.
"GARY SINCLAIR HAS BEEN FLOWN
TO BAY CITY UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL
AND IS STILL HOSPITALIZED."
 BRUNO:  BREAKFAST 
 CINDY: OH.
YOU KNOW, REALLY, NO, THANKS.
GREEN'S JUST NOT MY COLOR.
 BRUNO: INSTANT PROTEIN.
YUM, YUM, YUM.
 CINDY: YEAH.
UH-HUH.
 CINDY'S VOICE: GARY'S BACK.
THANK HEAVEN.
HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN
HELP ME.
I GOT TO TALK TO HIM.
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS DITCH
THE NURSE FROM HELL.

 JOSIE: NOTHING'S EVER BEEN
EASY FOR US, HAS IT, TIGER?
WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN STRONGER THAN
ANY TROUBLE WE'VE COME AGAINST.
 JOSIE: LOVE BROUGHT YOU BACK
TO ME.
AND I KNOW -- I KNOW IT'S GOING
TO BE STRONG ENOUGH TO HOLD US
TOGETHER.
I KNOW.
[ALARM SOUNDS]
 GARY: JOSIE.
 JOSIE: HONEY, IT'S OK.
 GARY: JOSIE.
 JOSIE: I'M RIGHT HERE.
RIGHT HERE.
 NURSE: ARE YOU IN PAIN,
MR. SINCLAIR?
 GARY: I COULDN'T BREATHE.
[ALARM STOPS]
 GARY: I THOUGHT --
I THOUGHT I LOST YOU.
 JOSIE: NO, NOT A CHANCE, OK?
 NURSE: WHY DON'T YOU GO GET
SOME COFFEE.
I'LL STAY WITH HIM.
 JOSIE: IT'S OK.
I'LL BE FINE.
I'LL STAY HERE.
 GARY: DO WHAT SHE SAYS.
I'LL BE HERE WHEN YOU COME BACK.
I PROMISE.
 JOSIE: OH, MY GOD.
MY GOD, WHAT H I DONE TO HIM?
WHAT HAVE I DONE?

 PAULINA: HEY, HEY,
REMY, YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE
DOWN.
ARE YOU OK?
 REMY: YEAH, JUST I HAD A BAD
NIGHT, THAT'S ALL.
 PAULINA: DOES IT HAVE
SOMETHING TO DO WITH NICK?
 REMY: SOMEHOW I MANAGED
TO MESS THINGS UP, AS USUAL.
 PAULINA: UH-UH, UH-UH.
IT TAKES TWO. REMEMBER THAT.
 REMY: NO, NICK WAS GREAT.
I BLEW IT.
 PAULINA: WELL, CAN YOU TALK
TO HIM?
 REMY: WE TALKED.
I SAID ALL THE WRONG THINGS.
I ONLY MADE IT WORSE.
 PAULINA: YEAH, WELL, I KNOW
THAT ONE.
 REMY: I NEED TO TAKE A COURSE
OR SOMETHING, YOU KNOW -- HOW
TO ACT AROUND GUYS.
I'M JUST GOING TO STICK TO WORK
FOR NOW AND FORGET ABOUT
THE REST OF IT.
 PAULINA: NOT A CHANCE.
NICK, HI.
 NICK: HEY.
 PAULINA: PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT.
PLEASE.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
HOW YOU DOING?
 NICK: OH, SO-SO.
WHAT'S THE SPECIAL?
 PAULINA: AC
ON THE HOUSE.
 NICK: THIS ABOUT REMY?
 PAULINA: SHE HAD NOTHING
BUT GOOD THINGS TO SAY ABOUT
YOU, AND SHE BLAMES HERSELF
FOR WHATEVER HAPPENED.
MY QUESTION IS, IS THERE ANY WAY
YOU TWO CAN WORK THINGS OUT?
 NICK: I'M NOT SURE.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE SHE'S
COMING FROM HALF THE TIME,
PAULINA.
 PAULINA: ISN'T THAT PART
OF THE ATTRACTION?
 NICK: WELL, IT USED TO BE,
BUT NOW IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL
OFF BASE.
I NEED THINGS TO BE OUT
IN THE OPEN, SIMPLE.
THAT WAY NO ONE GETS HURT.
 PAULINA: YOU MEAN LIKE
RT *H FIA?
 NICK: MAYBE I'M JUST NOT
READY FOR ANY KIND OF
RELATIONSHIP.

 JAKE: QUIT
SHE CAN'T QUIT!
 WOMAN: HER DESK'S EMPTY,
COFFEE MUG'S GONE.
SO IS SHE.
 JAKE: OK. ALL RIGHT, OK.
WHO ELSE IS GOING TO WRITE
THE "ASK THE LOVE LADY"?
 WOMAN: DON'T LOOK AT ME.
 JAKE: OH, COME ON.
I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS
AGAIN.
I'M NOT DOING THIS AGAIN.
 VICKY: SOUNDS LIKE CAFFEINE
WITHDRAWAL TO ME.
 JAKE: HEY, HI, YOUNG LADY.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A JOB
WITH THE "HERALD"?
 VICKY: SORRY.
CONFLICT OF INTERESTS.
 JAKE: NO, YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
I MEAN, IT'S GOT A LOT OF PERKS,
THE SALARY'S GREAT
WHAT, DID IT START RAINING?
 VICKY: NO.
 JAKE: WHAT'S WITH THE COAT?
 VICKY: THERE'S A VERY SMALL
WINDOW OF TIME WHERE WE COULD
STILL MAKE A BABY, AND I THINK
WE SHOULD DO IT RIGHT NOW.
 JAKE: HONEY, THERE'S NOTHING
MORE THAT I WANT TO DO THAN JUMP
THROUGH THAT WINDOW WITH YOU,
BUT I CAN'T LEAVE.
I GOT A CRISIS GOING ON.
 VICKY: WELL, WHO SAID
ANYTHING ABOUT LEAVING?
I SAY WE DO IT RIGHT HERE.
 JAKE: HERE?
 VICKY: RIGHT HERE.
 JAKE: OH, THE DESK?
 VICKY: ON THE DESK.
 JAKE: WELL, THAT IS ONE
OF MY FAVORITE FANTASIES.
 VICKY: YEAH, WELL, I'M HERE
TO MAKE YOUR FANTASIES COME
TRUE.
 JAKE: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I HAVE A CRISIS GOING
ON RIGHT NOW --

 CHRIS: "SINCLAIR
BROTHERS: HEROES," BY CHRIS
MADISON.
NOT BAD.
CHRIS MADISON! THAT'S ME, YEAH!
 MARLEY: HI.
 CHRIS: HEY. MARLEY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN HERE?
 MARLEY: JAKE.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS?
 CHRIS: JAKE?
 MARLEY: MM-HMM.
 CHRIS: AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I DO.
HE WOULD BE IN THE OFFICE.
 MARLEY: OK, THANKS.
 CHRIS: YEAH.

 JAKE: WHAT IF YOU WOULD HAVE
BEEN IN AN ACCIDENT?
 VICKY: IT WOULD HAVE GIVEN
THE PARAMEDICS SOMETHING TO TALK
ABOUT.
YOU ARE SERIOUSLY OVERDRESSED.
 JAKE: YOU KNOW, THERE --
VIC, THERE IS AN ENTIRE ROOM
OF NEWS PEOPLE RIGHT
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT DOOR.
 VICKY: THE DOOR'S LOCKED.
 JAKE: YEAH.
NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I HAVE TO FIND A NEW LOVE LADY.
 VICKY: BABY, I'M THE ONLY
LOVE LADY YOU NEED.
 JAKE: MMM.
 MARLEY: JAKE?
JAKE, ARE YOU IN THERE?

 MARLEY: JAKE, IS THIS A BAD
TIME?
 VICKY: YES, IT'S THE WORST
TIME.
PRETEND LIKE YOU'RE NOT HERE.
 JAKE: VICKY, THE ENTIRE STAFF
KNOWS I'M IN HERE.
 MARLEY: THE DOOR'S STUCK.
 JAKE: THEY'RE GOING TO BE
KNOCKING IT DOWN ANY SECOND NOW.
 VICKY: WHAT IS SHE DOING
HERE?
 JAKE: THAT'S WHAT I WAS
TRYING TO TELL YOU.
LISTEN, MARLEY, I'LL BE RIGHT
THERE.
I'M -- I'M ON THE PHONE,
LONG-DISTANCE.
SHE HAD AN APPOINTMENT
WITH A PLASTIC SURGEON, OK?
SHE FELT A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE
ABOUT GOING BY HERSELF,
SO I VOLUNTEERED AND I TOLD
HER I WOULD GO WITH HER.
 VICKY: YOU KNOW, I'M STARTING
TO THINK MARLEY IS TRYING
TO STOP US FROM HAVING A BABY.
I MEAN, SHE KEEPS INTERRUPTI.
 JAKE: THE DAY'S NOT OVER.
HEY.
 MARLEY: HEY.
 JAKE: MARLEY.
UH, COME ON IN.
 MARLEY: HEY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT.
HI. HI, VICKY.
 VICKY: SURPRISE.
 MARLEY: WHAT'S WITH
THE RAINCOAT?
IS IT SUPPOSED TO RAIN?
 VICKY: IT COULD.
 JAKE: YOU KNOW VICKY.
YOU KNOW VICKY.
SHE'S LIKE -- LIKE A BOY SCOUT.
SHE'S JUST ALWAYS READY TO GO.
 VICKY: KNOW SOMETHING, JAKE?
WHY DON'T I TAKE MARLEY
TO THE DOCTOR?
THAT WAY -- YOU'RE BUSY.
IT'S A BIG CRISIS HERE.
HE'S JUST SWAMPED.
 MARLEY: OH.
 VICKY: AND THAT'LL FREE
YOU UP FOR LATER.
 MARLEY: YEAH, YEAH, SURE.
THAT'S GREAT.
IF YOU WERE GOING TO BE TIED UP,
YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST LET ME
KNOW.
 JAKE: HAD AN EMERGENCY
SITUATION.
SOMEBODY JUST QUIT.
AND ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE READY
TO GO SOMEWHERE RIGHT NOW?
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THE FORECAST
CHANGED.
THEY'RE NOT EXPECTING ANY RAIN
NOW.
NO RAIN.
 VICKY: THANKS FOR THE TIP.
 JAKE: YOU'RE WELCOME.
 VICKY: I HAVE TO GO HOME
AND CHANGE, AND THEN WE'LL GO
TO THE DOCTOR, OK?
 MARLEY: WELL, I DON'T HAVE
TIME.
MY APPOINTMENT'S IN JUST A FEW
MINUTES.
IT'S OK. I CAN GO BY MYSELF.
 JAKE: I'LL GO WITH YOU.
 MARLEY: NO, I DON'T WANT
TO TEAR YOU AWAY.
IT'S FINE.
 JAKE: MARLEY, I CAN SPARE
AN HOUR, OK?
I MEAN, AFTER THE FIRE, I TOLD
YOU THAT I WOULD HELP
YOU THROUGH THIS RECOVERY --
 MARLEY: IT WILL ONLY TAKE
AN HOUR.
 JAKE: GREAT. SO --
 MARLEY: AN HOUR.
 JAKE: RIGHT.
AFTER YOU.
 MARLEY: OK.
 JAKE: AFTER YOU.
 VICKY: CATCH YOU LATER.
 JAKE: I HOPE SO.
LISTEN, I'M GOING TO BE OUT
FOR ABOUT AN HOUR, OK?
I'M GOING TO BE GONE FOR ABOUT
TWO HOURS.
TWO HOURS.
 VICKY: I WILL SEE
YOU AT HOME.
 JAKE: COUNTING ON IT.
 VICKY: YOU'LL LET ME KNOW
WHAT DR. RANDALL SAYS?
 MARLEY: YEAH, I WILL.

 WOMAN: WHAT SHOULD I DO
WITH THESE LETTERS?
 JAKE: WHY DON'T WE JUST PUT
THESE IN THE RECYCLING BIN.
 JAKE: HEY, CHRIS.
CHRIS, I WANT TO COMPLIMENT
YOU ON THAT BOCA LYNDA STORY.
I DON'T THINK ANY -- ANY
REPORTERS COULD HAVE DONE IT
WITH SUCH INSIGHT.
 CHRIS: WHATEVER YOU WANT,
THE ANSWER'S NO.
 JAKE: NO, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING
TO DO?
I'M JUST TRYING TO PAY MY TOP
MAN A COMPLIMENT.
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
YOU'RE THE BEST MAN,
THE BEST -- YOU ARE
THE HAPPENING DUDE HERE.
YOU HAVE TO BE THE MOST
VERSATILE REPORTER THAT
THE "HERALD" HAS ON ITS PAYROLL.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
 CHRIS: ANYBODY ELSE SMELL
A CON JOB?
 JAKE: I'M JUST TRYING TO GIVE
YOU YOUR NEXT ASSIGNMENT,
AND THIS IS THE WAY
YOU TREAT ME?
 CHRIS: I CAN'T BELIEVE M
GOING TO ASK THIS.
 JAKE: I'M TALKING ABOUT --
 CHRIS: ARE YOU FOR REAL HERE?
 JAKE: NO, LIKE I USED TO DO.
THIS IS A STORY THAT I WOULD
HANDLE.
WHO ELSE COULD I TURN
TO BUT YOU?
 CHRIS: ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, I BITE.
WHAT IS THE ASSIGNMENT?
 JAKE: CHRIS MADISON,
YOU ARE THE "HERALD'S" NEW
LOVE LADY.
LET'S GO.
 CHRIS: [HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
FOR ME?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
[NORMAL VOICE]
YES, I DO -- HELL, NO! NO!
NO, NO, NO --
 JAKE: NO, WE'VE GOT TO GO
BECAUSE SHE'S GOT TO GO
TO THE DOCTOR.
 CHRIS: TAKE THESE WITH YOU.
 JAKE: NO, THIS IS
AN EMERGENCY SITUATION.
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY SITUATION,
AND YOU ARE MY MAN.
YOU ARE MY -- NO ONE COULD DO
THIS BETTER THAN YOU.
 CHRIS: EXCEPT FOR YOU.
 JAKE: WHAT ARE YOU TALK--
IT'S NOT SUCH A HARD JOB.
I USED TO DO IT MYSELF.
 CHRIS: YOU USED TO BE
THE LOVE LADY?
 MARLEY: YEAH, HE WAS
THE BEST.
 CHRIS: YEAH.
 JAKE: YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY
A HUMAN INTEREST STORY,
IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
 CHRIS: OH, MAN, NO, NOT THIS.
LOOK, YOU CAN SEND ME
TO A BURNING BUILDING, A HOSTAGE
CRISIS, ANYTHING, BUT NOT THIS.
 JAKE: WHAT, ARE YOU
A HYPOCRITE?
READ A COUPLE.
YOU READ --
 CHRIS: I DON'T EVEN READ
THE COLUMN, MAN, LET ALONE WRITE
THIS MUSH.
 JAKE: IT'S NO BIG DEAL,
CHRIS.
I'LL COME BACK, I'LL PICK OUT
A COUPLE LETTERS, YOU'LL WRITE
THE RESPONSES.
 CHRIS: A COUPLE OF LETTERS?
 JAKE: YEAH.
 CHRIS: JUST TODAY.
NO REAL NAMES USED,
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
 JAKE: JUST TODAY.
LET'S GO, MARLEY.
 MARLEY: YOUR SECRET'S SAFE
WITH ME.
 CHRIS: BECAUSE YOU ARE
THE ONLY PERSON I TRUST HERE.
 JAKE: COME ON, HOW LONG HAS
IT BEEN SINCE WE DID A STORY
TOGETHER?
COME ON.
 CHRIS: GET AWAY FROM ME.
GET AWAY FROM ME.
OH, OH, OH, OH!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
ALL STARING AT?
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
WHAT?
JAKE ASKED ME TO PUT THESE
ON HIS DESK FOR THE LOVE LADY,
WHOEVER SHE IS GOING TO BE.
AND I SUGGEST YOU WIPE THAT
SMILE OFF YOUR FACE OR IT COULD
BE YOU.
 CHRIS: TOLD HER.
PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHAT
THEY MESSING WITH AROUND HERE.

 PAULINA: NICK,
YOU KNOW, I WAS QUICK TO JUDGE
REMY AT FIRST AS WELL.
 NICK: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TELLING ME.
YOU'RE TELLING ME NOT TO BAIL
ON HER, PAULINA.
 PAINA: I AM NOT TELLING
YOU WHAT TO DO ONE WAY
OR THE OTHER.
 NICK: THEN WHY DO I FEEL LIKE
I JUST GOT BLINDSIDED
BY WHAT'S-HER-FACE -- "ASK
THE LOVE LADY"?
 PAULINA: FINE.
I'LL GET YOUR FOOD.
 NICK: THANK YOU.
 PAULINA: BUT, YOU KNOW,
LIFE CAN GET PRETTY DARN DULL
IF YOU DON'T HAVE A FEW
CHALLENGES HERE AND THERE.
 PAULINA: HMM.
REMY, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THIS
OVER TO NICK'S TABLE.
 REMY: NO, I'VE GOT TWO PEOPLE
AHEAD OF HIM.
 PAULINA: I WOULDN'T LET THIS
ONE GET AWAY IF I WERE YOU.
YOU TWO ARE A LOT ALIKE.
 REMY: YEAH, WELL, WHAT CAN
I DO?
HE WON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME.
 PAULINA: I'M SURE YOU CAN
FIND SOME WAY TO MAKE HIM.
GO.
 REMY: NO.
 PAULINA: GO.
 REMY: NO.
FOCUS.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
 REMY: OH.
CARLINO'S.
NO, SHE'S RIGHT HERE.
HOLD ON ONE SEC.
PAULINA, IT'S THE BABYSITTER.
SHE SOUNDS A LITTLE WEIRD.
 PAULINA: ALICE,
EVERYTHING OK?
OH, HONEY, NO.
ALL RIGHT, JUST WRAP IT
IN A KITCHEN TOWEL.
THERE'S SOME CLEAN ONES
TO THE RIGHT OF THE SINK,
IN THE DRAWER.
YES, JUST DON'T WORRY.
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
I'M ON MY WAY. I GOT TO GO.
 REMY: WHAT'S WRONG?
 PAULINA: WELL, SHE HURT
HER HAND.
IT SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S GOING
TO NEED STITCHES.
I'VE GOT TO PICK HER AND DANTE
UP AND TAKE HER TO THE HOSPITAL.
YOU'VE GOT TO COVER FOR ME.
 REMY: OK.
IT'S JUST --
YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN
HANDLE ALL THESE PEOPLE.
 PAULINA: YOU CAN DO IT.
YOU CAN DO IT.
 REMY: ALONE?
 PAULINA: ASK NICK TO HELP
YOU.
 REMY: NO, I'LL CALL SOFIA.
 PAULINA: NO, SHE'S TOO BUSY
AT WORK.
YOU SHOULD ASK HIM, REALLY.
 REMY: NO, I CAN'T!
 PAULINA: ASK HIM,
ASK HIM, ASK HIM.
 REMY: OK, OK, DO WHAT
YOU NEED TO DO.
I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.
 PAULINA: GREAT.
 REMY: DON'T WORRY.
 PAULINA: THANKS.
AH, HI. HI.
THAT BEAUTIFUL YOUNG LADY OVER
THERE WOULD BE GLAD TO HELP YOU.
SHE'S TERRIFIC.

 CINDY'S VOICE: GARY'S THE ONE
PERSON WHO'LL BELIEVE ME.
NOBODY ELSE WILL -- NOT
WITHOUT PROOF.
AND GRANT DISAPPEAD
WITH THE ONLY PROOF I HAVE.
WHY DID I THINK THAT TAPE WOULD
BE SAFE IN THAT DUMB STUFFED
DOG?
THAT TAPE COULD PUT GRANT AWAY
FOR LIFEAND NOW IT'S HISTORY.
 BRUNO: YOU PLAY POKER?
 CINDY: YEAH -- NO.
WHAT'S POKER?
 BRUNO: FORGET ABOUT IT.
 CINDY: WELL, HERE'S MUD
IN YOUR EYE.
 BRUNO: IT'LL MAKE YOUR DAY.
 CINDY: MM-HMM.
MM-HMM.
 BRUNO: IT'S GREAT.
 CINDY: UH-HUH.
MM-HMM.
YEAH. WHOO!
SURE PACKS A PUNCH,
THOUGH, DOESN'T IT?
 BRUNO: MM-HMM.
 CINDY: YEAH.
WHOA.
SERIOUS HIGH.
MY GOODNESS.
NO WONDER YOU LIKE THIS STUFF.
WHOO-HOO-HOO!
GO WITH THE GREEN.
OH.
 BRUNO: PROBLEM?
 CINDY: STOMACH CRAMP.
I'LL BE FINE.
 BRUNO: MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO
LIE DOWN.
 CINDY: YEAH, MAYBE
I SHOULD -- OH.
ANYBODY EVER BEEN ALLERGIC
TO THAT STUFF?
 BRUNO: IT'S JUST A LITTLE
BREWER'S YEAST AND CHLOROPHYLL
EXTRACT.
MRS. HARRISON, WHAT'S WRONG?
WHAT'S WRONG?
COME ON.
COME ON, MRS. HARRISON.
SHE'S ALLERGIC -- OH,
ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE ALLERGIC
TO THE DRINK.
DAMN IT.
OK. HOLD ON.
I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU
TO THE HOSPITAL.
YOU'RE GOING TO BE FINE.
KEYS.
WHERE ARE MY CAR KEYS?

 MARLEY: THANKS FOR BEING
THERE.
 JAKE: ANYTIME.
WHAT'D YOU DECIDE?
 MARLEY: I DIDN'T.
 JAKE: WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
DR. RANDALL SOUNDED REAL
POSITIVE ABOUT THAT PROCEDURE.
 MARLEY: GETTING RID
OF THE SCARS WAS VERY IMPORTANT
TO ME ONCE, BUT NOW I JUST --
I JUST HAVE A LOT TO THINK
ABOUT.
 JAKE: YOU KNOW, WHEN
DR. RANDALL SAID HE COULD MAKE
YOU GORGEOUS, I WANTED TO TELL
HIM YOU ALREADY ARE GORGEOUS.
BUT IF YOU DON'T FEEL THAT WAY,
YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
MAYBE YOU SHOULD BITE THE BULLET
AND HAVE THIS ONE LAST
PROCEDURE.
YOU AREN'T GOING TO HAVE TO DO
IT ALONE.
VICKY'S GOING TO BE THERE
FOR YOU.
I'M GOING TO BE THERE FOR YOU.
AND AFTERWARD --
AFTERWARD, WE'LL HAVE A GREAT
BIG CELEBRATION.
 MARLEY: CELEBRATION?
 JAKE: MM-HMM.
 MARLEY: I'D LIKE THAT.
 JAKE: YOU KNOW, MARLEY,
I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO LET
FEAR STAND IN THE WAY
OF SOMETHING THAT YOU REALLY
WANT TO DO DOWN DEEP.
 MARLEY: THANKS.
THANKS.
YOU'VE GIVEN ME A LOT TO THINK
ABOUT.
 JAKE: LOOK, DO YOU MIND
IF I TAKE OFF?
 MARLEY: OH, NO, NO.
I KEPT YOU FROM WORK LONG
ENOUGH.
 JAKE: NO, IT'S NOT WORK.
VICKY -- SHE'S AT HOME WAITING
FOR ME.
 MARLEY: OH.
WELL, THEN YOU BETTER GET GOING.
 JAKE: OK.
YOU LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED
ANYTHING, ALL RIGHT?
 MARLEY: OK. BYE.
 CINDY: OH, GARY.
GAR--
OH, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS THIS
BAD.
YOU'RE MY ONE FRIEND, GARY.
I AM SO SORRY FOR WHAT I'M ABOUT
TO DO TO YOU, BUT I NEED YOU.
I NEED YOU.
I MAY NOT HAVE A LOT OF TIME.
GRANT'S CLOSING IN ON ME,
AND I'M AFRAID OF HIM,
BUT NOBODY BELIEVES ME.
THEY THINK THAT MY BRAIN'S
TURNED TO MUSH.
GARY, PLEASE HELP ME.
YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN
SAVE ME.

 REMY: I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU,
I SWEAR.
 NICK: WHERE'D PAULINA GO?
 REMY: A FAMILY EMERGENCY,
SORT OF.
IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL, BUT SHE HAD
TO LEAVE.
HERE YOU GO.
PANCAKES AND SAUSAGE.
WE'VE GOT SOME WAFFLES
AND BACON.
WHOOPS.
WRONG TABLE.
I'M SORRY.
JUST START WITH THOSE ROLLS.
THEY'RE HOMEMADE.
THEY'RE DELICIOUS.
 NICK: YOU NEED HELP.
 REMY: YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.
HERE YOU GO.
I REALLY APPRECIATE --
I AM SO SORRY!
I'LL PAY FOR THE CLEANING.
I AM SO SORRY.
 WOMAN: GET AWAY.
 REMY: REALLY --
 WOMAN: NO, STOP, STOP.
 NICK: GO GET THE
CLUB SODA, OK?
 REMY: CLUB SODA, RIGHT.
 NICK: OH, I'M SO SORRY.
SIT DOWN.
WE'LL GET THE CLUB SODA.
WE'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.
 WOMAN: LIKE IT'S GOING
TO HELP?
LOOK AT THIS.
 NICK: SIT DOWN.
TAKE IT EASY.
TAKE IT EASY.
YOUR FOOD'S COMING RIGHT UP.
YOU CAN'T LEAVE JUST YET.
HERE, READ THE LOVE LADY.
I LIKE HER.
REALLY, SIT DOWN, PLEASE.
LOOK, IT'S COMING RIGHT UP,
I PROMISE.
 REMY: I'M GOING TO LOSE
MY JOB, I KNOW IT.
 NICK: DO YOU WANT MY HELP
OR NOT, HUH?
 REMY: HERE.
THE TABLES BY THE DOOR HAVEN'T
EVEN ORDERED YET.
 NICK: OK.
 REMY: THANK YOU.
 NICK: YOU'RE WELCOME.
GO.
 REMY: PLEASE ME HELP.
PLEASE -- NO, I CAN FIX IT.
 WOMAN: NO, IT'S NOT GOING
TO HELP.
 REMY: YES, IT WILL.
 WOMAN: YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS
BETTER.
 REMY: YES, I --

 CINDY: COME ON, BUDDY.
COME ON, I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.
OPEN YOUR EYES BEFORE GRANT'S
GOON GETS ME.
GARY?
GARY.
HI.
 HI.
TELL ME -- TELL ME YOU KNOW WHO
I AM.
 GARY: CINDY.
 CINDY: YES! YES!
I'M SORRY.
OH, DOES IT HURT TO TALK?
 GARY: IT HURTS TO BREATHE.
 CINDY: OK, OK, THEN
I'LL TALK.
I AM SO SORRY TO DO THIS TO YOU,
GARY.
 GARY: DO WHAT?
 CINDY: I REMEMBER.
I REMEMBER EVERY LOUSY THING
THAT GRANT EVER DID TO ME.
SEE?
YOU SAID -- NO, NO, NO, NO.
DON'T FADE ON ME.
COME ON, GARY, LISTEN TO ME,
LISTEN TO ME.
YOU SAID THAT I COULD REMEMBER
IF I KEPT TRYING, AND I DID.
I EVEN REMEMBERED WHERE
THE EVIDENCE IS.
IT'S A TAPE.
IT'S A TAPE, AND IT'S GOT ENOUGH
EVIDENCE ON IT TO PUT GRANT
IN THE SLAMMER FOR THE REST
OF HIS LIFE.
 GARY: YOU DID IT, RIGHT?
 CINDY: UH-HUH.
I DID IT BECAUSE OF YOU,
BECAUSE YOU BELIEVED IN ME.
THAT'S WHAT KEPT ME GOING.
THAT'S --
YOU KNOW, WHEN I THOUGHT
YOU WERE DEAD, IT WAS LIKE
A LITTLE PIECE OF ME --
IT WAS --
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
I'M REALLY GLAD YOU'RE BACK.
 GARY: ME, TOO.
 CINDY: YEAH.
WE'RE GOING TO MAKE GRANT PAY
FOR EVERYTHING THAT HE HAS EVER
DONE TO JOE AND PAULINA
AND YOU AND ME.
 GARY: YOU DID GOOD.
I'M PROUD OF YOU.
SO, WHERE'S THE PROOF, THE TAPE?
 CINDY: IT'S SEWED UP
IN PUFFY, MY DOG.
 JOSIE: CINDY.
 CINDY: HI.
I HAD TO SEE HIM.
 GARY: HEY, HONEY, IT'S OK.
 JOSIE: NO, HONEY,
IT'S NOT OK.
YOU CAN LEAVE NOW.

 WOMAN: MARLEY.
GLAD I CAUGHT YOU.
 MARLEY: DID I FORGET
SOMETHING?
 WOMAN: YOUR NEXT APPOINTMENT.
YOU HAVE TO SCHEDULE ONE.
 MARLEY: WELL, I MAY NOT BE
NEEDING ANOTHER APPOINTMENT.
 WOMAN: DR. RANDALL'S
SCHEDULING SURGERY.
WE NEED TO DO SOME LAB
TESTS AND --
 MARLEY: YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T
YOU JUST DO ME A FAVOR AND NOT
TELL ME WHAT I NEED, ALL RIGHT?
WHAT I NEED I CAN'T GET,
ALL RIGHT, AND NO DOCTOR
OR NO NURSE CAN CERTAINLY GIVE
IT TO ME, SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST
LEAVE ME ALONE.
 TYRONE: MAR--
 MARLEY: TYRONE.
 TYRONE: WE HAVE TO STOP
MEETING LIKE THIS.

 JAKE: VICKY, I'M HOME!
I'M HOME, MAMA, AND I'M COMING
UPSTAIRS!
 JAKE: YOU'RE DRESSED.
 VICKY: YOU'RE NOT.
WE -- WE BLEW IT.
 JAKE: WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"WE BLEW IT"?
I MADE IT HOME AS FAST
AS I COULD.
 VICKY: I KNOW, BUT STEVEN'S
BUS IS GOING TO BE HOME ANY
MINUTE AND --
 JAKE: A MINUTE?
A MINUTE
IS A MINUTE
IS A MINUTE.
 VICKY: IS A MINUTE.
I DON'T KNOW.
HOW'D IT GO -- HOW'D IT GO
FOR MARLEY?
 JAKE: OH, IT WAS FINE.
IT WAS VERY, VERY, VERY,
VERY, VERY, VERY POSITIVE.
AT LEAST, THE DOCTOR WAS --
ALL RIGHT, I'LL BITE.
WHAT'S UP?
 VICKY: OH --
SIBLING RIVALRY.
I WANT YOU AND MARLEY WANTS
YOU AND --
 JAKE: I PROMISED, VICKY.
 VICKY: I KNOW, I KNOW.
SHE MADE THIS APPOINTMENT MONTHS
AGO AND SHE'S SUFFERED ALONE
SO MUCH AND SHE DOESN'T DESERVE
ANY MORE PAIN AND --
I MEAN, I KNOW ALL OF THAT --
I DO -- AND I WANT HER TO BE
HAPPY.
I WANT TO BE PREGNANT.
I --
I SOUND SO INCREDIBLY SELFISH.
I JUST --
I WANT THIS BABY SO MUCH.
 JAKE: HOW MUCH?
 VICKY: JUST --
 JAKE: THIS MUCH?
 VICKY: WELL, NO, I WANT THIS
MUCH.
 JAKE: REALLY, YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR SOMEONE ELSE.
 VICKY: OH, SO MUCH.
 JAKE: MMM, GOOD.
 VICKY: OH, THE SCHOOL BUS.
 JAKE: MAKES LOTS OF NOISE.
WE'LL HAVE PLENTY OF WARNING.
 VICKY: I'LL RACE
YOU UPSTAIRS.
 JAKE: WHOA.
I'M THINKING, WHY GO UPSTAIRS
WHEN WE GOT A PERFECTLY GOOD
FLOOR RIGHT UNDER OUR FEET?
 VICKY: I LIKE THE WAY
YOU THINK.

 MARLEY: I WISH THE EARTH
WOULD JUST OPEN UP AND SWALLOW
ME WHOLE.
 TYRONE: DIDN'T DR. RANDALL
GIVE YOU THE NEWS THAT YOU WERE
HOPING FOR?
 MARLEY: HOW COME YOU'RE
ALWAYS AROUND WHEN I'M
AT MY WORST?
 TYRONE: JUST LUCKY, I GUESS.
 MARLEY: "JUST LUCKY."
 TYRONE: I WAS HERE VISITING
A CLIENT, AND WE STARTED TALKING
BUSINESS, RIGHT?
NEXT THING YOU KNOW IS THE GUY'S
OUT COLD.
TALK ABOUT REJECTION.
 MARLEY: YEAH, I'VE HAD
MY SHARE OF THAT TODAY.
 TYRONE: WHAT, THAT GUY AGAIN?
 MARLEY: I'D GO THROUGH
A MILLION SURGERIES IF I THOUGHT
IT WOULD MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE
TO HIM --
I MEAN, THE WAY I LOOK WOULD
MAKE A DIFFERENCE ABOUT HOW
HE FEELS, BUT IT WON'T, SO WHAT
IS THE POINT?
 TYRONE: MARNIE, YOU WANT SOME
ADVICE FROM A GUY'S POINT
OF VIEW?
TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL.
 MARLEY: OH, I CAN'T.
 TYRONE: WELL, HE MIGHT
SURPRISE YOU.
 MARLEY: NO, HE --
HE HAS SOMEBODY ELSE NOW.
 TYRONE: MARNIE, THE LONGER
YOU KEEP IT INSIDE, YOU'RE NOT
REALLY LIVING.
NOW, IF YOU CAN'T TELL HIM,
THEN WRITE HIM.
BUT FIND SOME WAY TO EXPRESS IT.
 MARLEY: DO YOU REALLY
THINK --
YOU REALLY THINK IF HE KNEW HOW
I FELT, HE MIGHT WANT ME?
 TYRONE: WELL, YOU HAVE
TO FIND OUT ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
 MARLEY: I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT
WRITING HIM A LETTER.
 TYRONE: WELL, GIVE IT A TRY.
 MARLEY: OK, I'LL THINK
ABOUT IT.

 GARY: HONEY, SHE SAYS SHE HAS
THE PROOF TO PUT A CERTAIN
PERSON AWAY FOR A VERY LONG
TIME.
 JOSIE: WELL, THAT'LL
KEEP, OK?
 CINDY: NO, IT WON'T.
 JOSIE: LOOK, THE ONLY THING
THAT MATTERS RIGHT NOW IS GARY'S
HEALTH, OK?
YOU AND YOUR PROOF ARE NOT GOING
TO GET IN THE WAY OF
HIS RECOVERY.
GOOD-BYE, CINDY.
 NURSE: I'LL SEE YOU OUT.
 CINDY: GARY, YOU WON'T FORGET
WHAT I SAID?
 GARY: I WON'T FORGET.
 CINDY: WHAT?
I'M SORRY.
 BRUNO: THERE SHE IS.
 JOE: CINDY, THIS GUY'S BEEN
LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU.
 CINDY: WELL, I'VE BEEN RIGHT
HERE -- HERE AND HERE
AND HERE --
 BRUNO: MRS. HARRISON'S
MY PATIENT.
I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.
 CINDY: PATIENT?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "PATIENT"?
I'M NOT SICK.
 BRUNO: YOU'RE TELLING ME?
 JOE: CINDY, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING IN THE HOSPITAL?
YOU OK?
 CINDY: I KNOW YOU.
 JOE: WHY'D YOU BRING HER IN?
 BRUNO: FALSE ALARM.
 CINDY: NO, I CAME TO SEE --
A FRIEND OF MY HUSBAND'S,
GARY SINCLAIR.
YOU KNOW HIM?
 JOE: YEAH, LITTLE BIT.
 CINDY: I BET HE'D LIKE IT
IF YOU VISITED HIM.
 BRUNO: GOOD.
TIME TO GO HOME NOW,
MRS. HARRISON.
 CINDY: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
DO WE HAVE TO?
 BRUNO: YES.
 CINDY: I HOPE I SEE YOU SOON.
RACE YOU!
 BRUNO: MRS. HARRISON!
YOUR HUSBAND'S NOT GOING TO LIKE
THIS!

 JOSIE: JOE. HEY.
 JOE: OH, JOS, HEY.
 JOSIE: THANKS FOR COMING.
 JOE: HOW'S HE DOING?
 JOSIE: HE'S ASLEEP RIGHT NOW,
BUT I THINK IT'S BECAUSE HE'S
EXHAUSTED FROM BEING HARASSED
BY CINDY HARRISON.
 JOE: YEAH, SHE'S TOTALLY OUT
OF IT, I THINK.
 JOSIE: OH, NO, SHE WASN'T OUT
OF IT WHEN SHE WAS IN THERE
WITH GARY.
 JOE: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
 JOSIE: WELL, THERE WAS
A NURSE IN THE ROOM, AND SHE --
SHE WAS WATCHING WHAT SHE WAS
SAYING, BUT WITHOUT MENTIONING
GRANT'S NAME, SHE SAID SHE HAD
PROOF THAT COULD PUT HIM AWAY
FOR GOOD.
 JOE: SHE CALLED PAULINA
TO TELL HER THAT, TOO, AND SHE'S
BEEN TRYING TO GET ME
ON THE PHONE TO TELL ME THE SAME
THING.
I'M STARTING TO WONDER,
JOS, IF THERE'S ANYTHING
TO THIS.
 JOSIE: MAYBE IT IS TRUE,
BUT I CAN'T WORRY ABOUT GRANT
OR ANYTHING ELSE RIGHT NOW.
 JOE: NO, NO, NO, NO.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
I'LL DEAL WITH IT, OK?
 JOSIE: THANKS. THANKS.
 JOE: IT'S JUST HARD
TO BELIEVE AFTER ALL THIS
TIME THAT
CINDY MIGHT ACTUALLY COME
THROUGH FOR US.

 NICK: THANKS FOR COMING.
I'M GLAD YOU ENJOYED YOURSELF.
 NICK: WHERE DID ALL
THE PEOPLE GO, HUH?
 REMY: ENJOY IT WHILE IT
LASTS, BECAUSE THE LUNCH CROWD
STARTS SOON.
THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING.
YOU WERE REALLY GREAT.
 NICK: DIDN'T I TELL YOU ABOUT
ALL MY YEARS IN RESTAURANT
BUSINESS?
 REMY: NO.
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
 NICK: YOU LOOK PRETTY GOOD
WITH MUSTARD ON YOUR NOSE.
 REMY: I HAVE MUSTARD?
WHERE?
 NICK: IT'S ON YOUR NOSE,
RIGHT THERE.
 REMY: NO. OH, GROSS.
 NICK: I THINK IT'S KIND
OF CUTE.
 REMY: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL GIVE YOU CUTE.
 NICK: HOW ABOUT A LITTLE
KETCHUP WITH THAT, HUH?
 REMY: OK, YOU KNOW WHAT?
RIGHT AFTER DESSERT.
 NICK: HEY. WAIT, WAIT, WA--
HEY, WAIT.
 REMY: WHAT?
READY OR NOT, HERE IT COMES.
 NICK: THAT'LL COME OUT
OF YOUR SALARY.
 REMY: OH, I DIDN'T THINK
OF THAT.
 NICK: HERE, LET ME GET YOU.
WE MAKE A GOOD TEAM.
 REMY: YEAH.
 NICK: MESSY,
BUT GOOD.
 REMY: I'M SORRY ABOUT
THE OTHER NIGHT.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I DO SOME
OF THE THINGS I DO.
 NICK: I'M SORRY, TOO.
I OVERREACTED.
IT'S JUST WHEN I FOUND OUT
YOU WERE KEEPING A FILE ON ME,
I FELT --
 REMY: LIKE YOU HAD COME HOME
AND SOMEBODY HAD TOSSED
YOUR APARTMENT.
 NICK: KIND OF.
 REMY: YEAH.
 NICK: I MEAN, IT IS LIKE
A ROBBERY, EVEN THOUGH ALL
YOU WERE STEALING IS
INFORMATION.
 REMY: I KNOW, I KNOW.
IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN,
I PROMISE.
 NICK: IF YOU WANT TO KNOW
SOMETHING ABOUT ME, JUST ASK.
 REMY: I'LL REMEMBER.

 JAKE: I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE.
 VICKY: YEAH, WELL,
STOP THE CLOCKS.
 JAKE: I WANT TO TELL
YOU SOMETHING.
I LOVE YOU.
 MARLEY'S VOICE: "I'VE KEPT
MY LOVE INSIDE FOR SO LONG,
IT'S BECOME A WAY OF LIFE.
YOU LOVED ME ONCE.
IT WAS THE HAPPIEST TIME
OF MY LIFE.
WE WERE BOTH SO HAPPY THEN.
IT WAS SUCH A SWEET, SHORT TIME.
THEN I LOST IT ALL --
MY FIRST LOVE,
MY ONLY LOVE.
I WAS 18, AND I WOULD HAVE
TURNED MYSELF INSIDE OUT
TO PLEASE HIM.
I STILL WOULD,
IF HE'D LET ME.
I NEED TO KNOW IF I'LL EVER HAVE
THAT LOVE AGAIN.
WILL I, JAKE?
IS THERE A CHANCE?
SHOULD I GIVE UP OR WAIT?
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN
ANSWER.
I LOVE YOU.
I NEED TO KNOW IF YOU LOVE ME,
TOO."

 JOSIE: HI.
 GARY: HEY.
WHAT?
NO CINDY, NO NURSES?
 JOSIE: NO.
JUST US.
 GARY: GOOD.
 JOSIE: I'M SORRY ABOUT CINDY.
I HOPE SHE DIDN'T UPSET YOU.
 GARY: HEY,
AS LONG AS I'VE GOT YOU,
THERE'S NOTHING'S GOING TO GET
TO ME.
 JOSIE: GARY?
 GARY: YOU KNOW, THAT'S
THE REASON WHY I MADE IT THROUGH
THAT TUNNEL --
KNOWING YOU WERE OUTSIDE,
WAITING FOR ME, LOVING ME.
IT'S WHAT KEPT ME FIGHTING.
IT KEPT ME FIGHTING WHEN
EVERYTHING ELSE IN ME WANTED
TO GIVE UP.
 GARY: HEY?
 JOSIE: I'M JUST --
I'M JUST GLAD THAT WE CAN
BE ALONE LIKE THIS, YOU KNOW.
 GARY: HEY --
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
AND AS SOON AS I GET OUT OF THIS
BED, I'M GOING TO PROVE IT
TO YOU,
ONE DAY AT A TIME, EVERY DAY.
WE GOT NOTHING BUT HAPPINESS
COMING OUR WAY
FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.
NOTHING BUT HAPPINESS.
OK?

 REMY: YOU KNOW THAT FILE
THING?
I GOT THE IDEA FROM A BOOK
I READ.
 NICK: A BOOK?
 REMY: YEAH, A BOOK.
I TOLD YOU I GET ALL MY IDEAS
FROM BOOKS.
I JUST -- I HAVE A LOT TO LEARN
ABOUT PEOPLE.
 NICK: WHAT'S TO LEARN?
JUST BE YOURSELF, REMY.
 REMY: IF I HAD A CLUE WHO
THAT WAS, I WOULD.
 NICK: I THINK I'M GETTING
A CLUE.
 REMY: OH, YEAH?
 NICK: MM-HMM.
SEE, SHE CAN HANDLE HERSELF
IN A CRUNCH LIKE SHE DID WHEN
PAULINA LEFT HER IN CHARGE --
 REMY: OH.
 NICK: AND SHE MIGHT BE
A LITTLE WILD, BUT ALL
SHE REALLY NEEDS TO LEARN IS
THAT SHE DOESN'T NEED TRICKS
OR GAMES TO GET PEOPLE TO LIKE
HER.
EVEN IF SHE DOES HAVE MUSTARD
ON HER NOSE.
 REMY: IT'S STILL THERE?
 NICK: MM-HMM.
HERE, GIVE MET THIS --
NAPKIN.
I'LL TAKE THIS TO THE KITCHEN.
 PAULINA: WELL, LOOKS LIKE
WE'RE STILL IN BUSINESS.
 REMY: YEAH.
 JOE: THE PLACE LOOKS
TERRIFIC.
 REMY: PIECE OF CAKE.
 PAULINA: I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
BE ON A GURNEY BY NOW.
IN FACT, I EXPECTED TO FIND
YOU IN THE E.R.
 REMY: OH, NO, NO.
I HAD HELP, LIKE YOU SUGGESTED.
 PAULINA: GREAT.
AHEM.
 JOE: "AHEM," WHAT?
 PAULINA: I TOLD YOU THAT
EVERYTHING WOULD BE OK.
 JOE: OK, SO YOU KEPT
THE FAITH AND IT WORKED OUT.
 PAULINA: MM-HMM.
 JOE: THIS TIME.
 PAULINA: YOUR DADDY WORRIES
ABOUT ME TOO MUCH.
 JOE: SEE, I DON'T HAVE
A CHOICE BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER IS
ALL HEART.
SHE TAKES EVERYBODY IN AND THEN
SHE ENDS UP GETTING HURT.
 PAULINA: REMY'S NOT CINDY.
 JOE: DID I SAY SHE WAS?
 PAULINA: YOU WERE
THINKING IT.
 JOE: THAT'S A WOMAN FOR YOU.
 PAULINA: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT I JUST GET
THE FEELING REMY WOULD NEVER
HURT ME.
 NICK: HEY, EVERYBODY.
 PAULINA: HEY, NICK.
 NICK: HI.
HOW YOU DOING, JOE?
 JOE: WHAT --
ARE THEY AN ITEM NOW?
 PAULINA: COULD BE.
 REMY: THANK YOU AGAIN
FOR EVERYTHING.
 NICK: I HAD FUN.
 REMY: WELL, GOOD.

 JAKE: I'M TELLING
YOU SOMETHING, CHRIS, THERE IS
NO OTHER COLUMN IN OUR NEWSPAPER
THAT GETS YOU THE LOVE
AND ADORATION OF YOUR READERS
LIKE THIS.
 CHRIS: YOU WANT LOVE
AND ADORATION?
YOU BE THE LOVE LADY,
BECAUSE THIS IS A ONE-TIME GIG
FOR THE KID.
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.
 JAKE: HMM.
I THINK I'LL TAKE IT.
 CHRIS: ALL RIGHT, JUST GIVE
ME THE LETTERS YOU WANT ME
TO ANSWER, AND I WILL FIGURE OUT
SOMETHING.
 JAKE: I GOT HERE LATE.
I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD A CHANCE
TO READ ONE YET.
 CHRIS: OH, YOU HAVEN'T READ
THEM?
WELL, I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE
TO CANCEL THE COLUMN.
SEE YA.
 JAKE: NO, NO, WE'RE NOT GOING
TO CANCEL THE COLUMN.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
THIS IS RIGHT UP THERE
WITH THE HOROSCOPE AND
SYNDICATED CARTOONS.
 CHRIS: AND YOU GAVE IT
TO ME.
 JAKE: YEAH.
 CHRIS: HOW SWEET.
IS THAT MY EGO YOU'RE
DANCING ON?
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
 JAKE: LISTEN TO THIS --
CAN I HOLD YOUR HAND?
"I'VE KEPT MY LOVE INSIDE
FOR SO LONG, IT'S BECOME A WAY
OF LIFE."
 CHRIS: THAT'S SO SAD.
NEXT.
 JAKE: "HE LOVED ME ONCE.
IT WAS THE HAPPIEST TIME
OF MY LIFE.
WE BOTH WERE HAPPY THEN,
FOR SUCH A SWEET, SHORT TIME.
THEN I LOST IT ALL -- MY FIRST
LOVE, MY ONLY LOVE."
FIRST LOVE?
NOW, THAT SELLS.
 CHRIS: WHAT IS SHE, MAN, 16?
PUPPY LOVE.
 JAKE: "I WAS 18, AND I WOULD
HAVE TURNED MYSELF INSIDE OUT
TO PLEASE HIM."
 CHRIS: OH, AND CO-DEPENDENT.
 JAKE: YOU'RE A CRUEL MAN.
 CHRIS: THAT'S WHAT I'M
SAYING.
I'M NOT RIGHT FOR THE JOB.
BYE-BYE.
 JAKE: SIT DOWN.
"MATTER OF FACT, I STILL WOULD
IF HE'D LET ME.
I NEED TO KNOW IF I'LL EVER HAVE
THAT LOVE AGAIN.
WILL I --"
 CHRIS: WHAT?
WHAT, YOU FALL ASLEEP?
WHAT? DON'T STOP.
WHAT? WHAT?
 JAKE: I DON'T THINK THIS WILL
HOLD THE INTEREST OF OUR AVERAGE
READER.
 CHRIS: WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING -- LOOK, LOOK, IT'S TOO
LATE NOW.
 JAKE: NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
NO, NO, NO.
 CHRIS: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT?
 JAKE: WE'RE GOING TO PICK
ANOTHER LETTER.
 CHRIS: FOR WHAT?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT ONE?
WHAT ARE YOU -- GIVE,
GIVE, GIVE, GIVE.
 JAKE: NO "GIVE, GIVE,"
NOTHING.
 CHRIS: WILL YOU STOP?
 VICKY: HI, GUYS.
 JAKE: HI.
 CHRIS: HI.
 VICKY: FOUND A NEW LOVE LADY?
 CHRIS: NO.
 JAKE: YES.
WAIT A MINUTE -- I THOUGHT
YOU WERE GOING HOME WITH STEVEN.
 VICKY: I WAS, BUT STEVEN GOT
ALL WRAPPED UP SEEING THE FRONT
PAGE PUT TOGETHER.
CAN I USE YOUR PHONE, ACTUALLY?
HE LEFT SOMETHING AT A FRIEND'S
HOUSE, AND I NEED DIRECTIONS
TO STOP BY AND PICK IT UP.
 JAKE: BE MY GUEST.
MATTER OF FACT, LET ME GET
YOU SOME OF THIS STUFF OUT
OF THE WAY HERE.
BESIDES, THIS ALL BELONGS
ON YOUR DESK ANYWAY, CHRIS.
 CHRIS: DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT IT.
 JAKE: I'M JUST KIDDING.
I WAS KIDDING.
 CHRIS: YEAH, YEAH.
YOU HEAR LAUGHTER COMING
FROM HERE?
 JAKE: NO LAUGHTER.
Hey, I liked that raincoat thing
a lot.

 VICKY: HI, MRS. BALDWIN,
IT'S VICKY McKINNON CALLING.
YOU HAVE IT?
GREAT.
ALL RIGHT, WE'LL STOP
BY AND PICK IT UP.
I JUST NEED -- I NEED SOME
DIRECTIONS TO YOUR --
TO YOUR HOUSE.
RIGHT, OK, CHESTNUT STREET.
YEAH.
AND A RIGHT, AND THE NEXT LEFT.
ALL RIGHT, GREAT.
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
THANKS A LOT.
BYE-BYE.

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