You're probably asking, "What is WOW?" WOW is what my friends and I call our Words of Wisdom, little inside jokes, that I only put up here for them to see. (Note: music in background is also a sort of inside joke, it's "You Spin Me"). Well here it goes:
1.) "Don't run with the wedding cakes."
2.) "Never try to adjust it yourself."
3.) "He always disappears when I want him to do the dishes."
4.) "You don't own me."
5.) "You think you know everything cause you're a man and I know nothing becuase I'm a woman." "You're not a woman." "Oh you bastard!!!"
6.) "Look, we made Grandpa smile!"
7.) "I don't wear shoes cause they make me fall down."
8.) (for Chrissy) "Do they put air freshners on motorcycles?"
9.) "We told you NOT to talk to Newsweek!"
10.) "Shift your wait to the left leg and follow through."
11.) "We don't make 15 dollar bills."
12.) "Pick it up!"
13.) "Student by day, Batman by night."
14.) "Ronald doth say, 'Let there be TOBY!' and there was and the world was good."
15.) "It's cool, it's cool, it's all cool."
16.) "King Dubba!"
17.) "You used me as a weapon!" (Sarah)
18.) "Lomax Toby Dubba-Un!"
19.) "Eat me." "I'd rather have a McMuffin."
20.) "Come here!"
21.) "Walk like me."
22.) "Wild Cookie" (Sarah again)
23.) "You smell like cheese."
24.) "Now there's a man." (Dana)
25.) "Our popcornumentary."
26.) "Crap in a pixie stick?"
27.) "It's behind you."
28.) "mmm...sophisticated mama."
29.) "Oh what a, oh what a night."
30.) "Real People."
31.) "He's losing his mind, and I'm reaping all the benefits."
32.) "Hi I'm T."
33.) "Waw!"
34.) "Where's the fun?"
35.) "Go get the phone Chrissy!"
36.) "We have a physic connection."
37.) "Dance with us!"
38.) "Janet damnit!"
39.) "JUST JACK."
40.) "Go to sleep for me. Now stand on one leg."
41.) "This boy's genius is unparallel." (Sorry Chrissy)
42.) "Chrissy! We're not getting Meet the Deedles, just because Lance is in it!"
43.) "Whoopsy Daisies!"
44.) "Are you shutting me?"
45.) "Why do you build me up, build me up, buttercup baby, just to let me down, and mess me around and then worst of all, worst of all, you never call baby when you say you will, say you will, but I love you still. I need you, I need you, more than anyone darling, you know that I have from the start. So build me up, buttercup, don't break my heart."
46.) "MACHO MACHO MAN!"
47.) "Charlie's Angels!"
48.) "Janet! Dr. Scott! Janet! Brad! Rocky!"
49.) "Let's do the time warp again!"
50.) "Do I have mail?" "No...YES!!!!!"
51.) (singing)"Why, why, why we watching this?"
52.) Pescimobile..."Pesci! Pesci! Pesci!"
53.) "Kevin?"
54.) Smacking TV's.
55.) "Shower Curtain...."
56.) "It's a sequel....."
57.) Meet Joe Black.
58.) "Tu vuo fa l'americano....whiskey and soda...."
59.) "Hey, forget about it."
60.) Our swing dancing.
61.) "Suave Kristin!"
62.) "Keen...ky."
63.) "Pistachios!"
64.) "I'll wipe his tears..."
65.) "Brian with his pants down!"
66.) "Howard!"
67.) "This is to my number 1 fan..."
68.) "Piaf."
69.) "Pineapple!"
70.) "They just shed articles of clothing."
71.) "You go on, I can't make it...oooo Pineapple juice!"
72.) "You smell like cabbage!"