You know you're EEP from a certain stratum...




You know you're Old EEP if:

- You played Magic in the EEP room kitchen way before playing in the game room.
- You played Domination. A lot.
- You laughed at newer EEP students by forcing them to play Mao.
- You remember Jacob when he was little, hyper, and really annoying.
- You played Moria on the old 8088.
- You never really decided what to major in.
- You remember programming in Basic on the CPM.
- You remember the old flock.
- One of your parents drove you to school for a while.
- You remember the Magic Mountain debacle.
- You helped paint a wall blue.
- The phrase "gwabba ne jabba jabba" means anything to you.
- You remember how Minh broke his nose.
- You've ever bought a uterus from Nikki.
- You know that the name "Chris" can never mean anything good.
- You secretly think all the televisions should be thrown out.
- You remember when there were 15 males to every female in eep.
- You know who's fault everything is.
- You want to blow up the admin building with non-dairy creamer.
- You know where all FOUR EEP rooms have been.
Bonus: You stayed at Cal State LA upwards of four years.


You know you're Middle EEP if:

- You played muds. A lot.
- You laughed at the freshmen just because they were new, but accepted them.
- You know who replaced JonC.
- You played Angband on the 386.
- You knew you were going into Biology from day 1.
- You always took the bus to get to Cal State LA.
- You harbor some sort of ill feeling towards "Arties."
- You remember the bean dip incident, the secret service incident, the MTA incidents, the Mayoryk incident, etc., etc., etc.
- You think all the freshies are scum.
- You're suprised at the implication of the last question that only middle aged eep thinks that.
- You've played the old "eep test", the little magnetic ball game.
- Successfully.
- You will never name a child "Gilbert."
- You despise the math department for taking over the real room.
- You are from Hacienda Heights.
- You remember the Jan days.
- You've read Artur's "poetry."
Bonus: You only stayed at Cal State LA as long as it took to graduate or transfer.


You know you're New EEP if:

- You played Quake, Goldeneye, Street Fighter, or any other game involving graphics.
- You never played cards, you played basketball.
- You just didn't like any newer or younger EEP students.
- You haven't declared your major yet, but it's a science.
- You never used DOS, or anything besides Windoze 95.
- Your group doesn't really have many characteristics as a whole, because you have only been in the program a year or two.
- You think the "eep test" is the same as the "ko challenge."
- You accept non-biology majors among yourself, and think of us as normal.
Bonus: You're still at Cal State LA, and haven't matriculated yet.

All is in good fun, and I hope nobody takes insult to any of these.


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