This is the home of many strange and wonderful items.
All images are Copyright 1998.


Limosine Zebra:

This bizarre creation is a product of our Biological Anomalies Department. It is a zebra, elongated through horrific and unbearable processes to create a Limosine Zebra. It's true purpose is unknown, perhaps deservedly. This abomination has served in 14 major wars and 38 minor skirmishes, earning various medals and honors.


Ninja Dude with a Machine Gun:

This vicious killer was a product of our Soldier Training and Undercover Preparational Instinct Department. Over the course of six months, he killed 34,126 enemy soldiers in hand to hand combat or with small automatic weapons. However, he has escaped and is no longer under our control. He is believed to be somewhere in California, and is considered extremely dangerous. Should you see him, you won't have time to run, he will most likely kill you where you stand before your brain can even process the imagery gathered by your eyes.



Miniature Crossbowman:

This is another vicious killer, however, he is a product of our Coeval Renewal Associates Program. He was created to stop the aformentioned Ninja Dude, but has gone berserk of his own causes. He has shot hundreds of people with miniature crossbow bolts, and will probably continue to do so in the future.



Bill Platt, Private Eye:


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You can read about the ongoing investigation of Bill Platt, Private Eye.


Incidentally, I am experiencing deja vu while writing the HTML for this page. In fact, I remember writing this line.



MUAHAHAHAHA!! Using a liquid known as Jolt Cola, we have created an...
Uber-Chipmunk!
After imbibing the caffeine-laden soft drink, it proceeded to kill 43 other chipmunks, three bottle caps, and one doberman pinscher.

Here it is quaffing the potion:Squirrel drinking Jolt Cola (tm)

Here it is mercilessly attacking a bottle cap:Squirrel destroying a bottle cap

The other pictures aren't here because the amount of blood makes them inappropriate for younger viewers.

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