"I feel like I am caught in a scene from the Titanic. Is that my leg or a piece of the ship...oh wait I feel a hand. Oh no thank God, it is mine."
"Ohmigawd! I just realised I'm the most beautiful person on earth! I have to ring me mum!!!!"
"I'm sorry, but there's something up your nose. A little to the right, no other nostril. Yeah, yeah you got it."
"What? The hair too much? I told them to curl it under, but it was like too much. What ya think?"
"I'm famous, I don't have to clean damnit. And I want curly hair, is that too much to ask? I can try at least, I am just a white little girl."