This morning, the radioactive, giant lizard
Godzilla was found dead this
morning by the Protectobots in his underwater home in California
this
morning. Apparently, he and his roomate Trypticon had a spat and
neighboring whales reported hearing nuclear yield explosions and
laser fire
before the tide had gone out. Godzilla had apparently been dead
for several
hours. His asexual offspring were with Godsaurus relatives near
the Bikini
islands and were traumatized yet unharmed by radioactively
mutated asexual
giant lizard offspring's standards. Friends and family could not
be reached
for comment on Planet X. His neighbors in Japan are shocked and
Montra is
in grieving at the possible loss of his favorite
show...Newsradioactive
(Sorry, I know that isn't funny) and the recent disappearance of
Troy
Mclure. As Trypticon apparently heard Prowl arriving on the scene
of the
crime, he was believed to have transformed to city mode without
transforming his head module, thus beheading himself. Decepticons
all over
are grieving over they're loss. What a day this has been... In
other news,
the Quintissons have recently fallen into a civil war with their
faces
nolonger in agreement with one and another. Also, to further
complicate
matters on Quintessa, it has been discovered that Wheelie was
also capable
of asexual reproduction and it has been over run
with...wi...argh..AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by Jeremy Ng