SMALL SOLDIERS TRANSFORMERS
written by Scott nWo Oliverson

More Than Meets The Eye 9

The Elite continues watching helplessly as the nWo starship continues rising into the heavens.

KIP KILLIGAN: It's over Major, we lost.

CHIP HAZARD: No, not yet. <Calls> Guyman. Give me your rocket-pack.

GUYMAN: My rocket-pack?

CHIP HAZARD: Now soldier! I gave you an order.

GUYMAN: Uh, yeah, right. <Hands it over>

BUTCH MEATHOOK: <Straps it on> This is crazy sir, you'll never catch them.

CHIP HAZARD: I'll be back Lieutenant.

Firing the thrusters the leader of the Elite rises into the sky
in hot pursuit of the enemy...Meanwhile onboard the starship.

DOOM: It's done. We've seen the last of the Alliance and Chip Hazard.

BELLEDONA: Not yet doctor, Chip is right behind us.

DOOM: <Glances out window> That's impossible. Open the weapon systems.

The missiles and lasers power-up...

DOOM: FIRE AT WILL! <The guns open up>

Hazard unable to avoid being hit is slammed by the explosions and goes falling helplessly out of control back towards the ground below.

BRUTE FORCE: You got him, you got him!

DOOM: Colossus, full power. We're going home, our home.

The starship goes into hyperspace-lightspeed. Meanwhile Chip
continues falling towards the ground. The Elite look on in horror.

BUTCH MEATHOOK: It's the major, he's hit!

DUKE NUKEM: He's going to crash!

Hazard falls, hits the ground and tumbles until he winds up
laying facedown on the ground.

TRACER: Don't move sir, we'll take care of you.

CHIP HAZARD: Uuuugh, I'm fine, I'm alright.

LINK STATIC: Better let Kip check you out.

CHIP HAZARD: I said I'm fine, thank you.

CHARLIE: You did all anyone could do Major.

CHIP HAZARD: I don't know, maybe...<Does double take> Where's Nitro and Anabelle?

ITCHY: That's strange, I saw Anabelle before during the fight.

SASHA: She's gone now, wherever she went.

DAVID: Oh good grief. <Sounds like Charlie Brown>

Back onboard the starship...

DOOM: At last, total victory is within my grasp.

BRUTE FORCE: Not yours doctor, mine! <He aims his phaser on him>

BELLEDONA: And mine too! <She prepares to hurl her fireball>

DOOM: Hmhmhmhmhmhm, I see you've learned nothing Brute Force, Belledona.

BELLEDONA: Wrong! I've planned a great deal, I won't miss this time.

BRUTE FORCE: Ohohohoho, are you going to get it.

DOOM: Beware B.F. if you asassinate me, there will always be someone waiting to terminate you.

BRUTE FORCE: Oh let them try.

BELLEDONA: I've waited a long time doctor, and my time is now hahahaha!

Suddenly Nitro and Anabelle materalize on the flight-deck.

NICK NITRO: Time to go off with a big bang!

ANABELLE: You'll never return to the future, I'll stop you!

And the angel whippet fires her heavenly powers hitting the computers, as Nitro also releases a salvo of firepower destroying the control systems. Angered the witch drops her twin cousin-sister and Brute Force takes down Nick. Unfortunately Doom nails both goons from the blindside.

DOOM: Extinsion to all traitors!

COLOSSUS: Starship losing power. I can't maintain control.

Private Pain, Brash Knuckles, Ben Hurt, Skull Duggery, All American Boy, Killer & Carface rush to put out the fires as alarms go off...Colossus is still fighting to keep ship from stalling.

DOOM: Do something Colossus, regain control!

GPWS: STALL...STALL...SPEED...SPEED...

COLOSSUS: Control impossible, she's not responding. <Unable to bring the nose up> She's stalling, going down! Prepare for impact.

GPWS: WHOOP-WHOOP-PULL UP!...WHOOP-WHOOP-PULL UP!...

SLITHER: We're going to crash, we-we're going to die.

CARFACE: Nooooooooo!

KILLER: Aaaaaaaah!

DOOM: No, you can't let us crash Colossus. Do something, DO SOMETHING!

The ship lurches, nose drops down and it begins to spin,
trailing fire and smoke. Anabelle and Nitro prepare to abandon ship.

ANABELLE: I'll say hello to Chip Hazard for you Doom, happy landing ta-ta, toodoloo!

NICK NITRO: Bye-bye witch, ding-dong the wickid witch is dead, hahahaha!

BELLEDONA: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! <Screams again>

DOOM: Stop them!

NICK NITRO & ANABELLE: LOOK OUT BEEEEEEEELOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!

Both Commando and Angel Whippet dive headfirst out the open hatch and freefall towards the ground. The starship continues spinning helplessly, flames erupting from the rear fuselage. From below the Elite spot what's happening and Hazard warns his troops.

CHIP HAZARD: They're going to crash, everybody get down!

Dropping prone to the ground the dogs and alien soldiers watch as the flaming ship zooms overhead and plunges nosefirst into the waters just beyond the Golden Gate Bridge with a giant splash, then nothing. Everyone begins cheering.

CHIP HAZARD: The nWo Empire are gone, our path is clear now.

BUTCH MEATHOOK: <Puzzled> They were on their way to Alpha Prime, must have been a mechanical failure.

BRICK BAZOOKA: I don't think it was a mechanical failure Lieutenant, look! <He points into the sky>

What they see is Anabelle floating gently to the ground and Nitro coming down via paraglider chute. Once again the marines and dogs shout and cheer in triumph.

CHIP HAZARD: We knew you were anxious to get back to Alpha Prime, but at least you could have waited for us.

NICK NITRO: Sorry sir, the ship was full.

ANABELLE: Standing room only, hahahahahahahaha.

CHIP HAZARD: Well done Nitro.

NINA WILLIAMS: Well let's get back to base. We have a ship of our own
to repair.

DAVID: Can I go back to Alpha Prime with you?

CHIP HAZARD: Maybe you should ask your friends.

DAVID: Can we Charlie, Itchy?

ITCHY: Sounds like a good idea.

CHARLIE: Only if I can go with you.

SASHA: And me too.

CHIP HAZARD: Alright let's go home. Commandos transform! <And the soldiers morph into vehicle forms again and return to HQ>

So later the dogs finish dictate their diary notebooks.

CHARLIE: Because the Alliance stopped the Empire from stealing earth's energy resources, the President of the United States together with the United Nations have agreed to give Chip Hazard the energy he needs to revitalize Alpha Prime.

ITCHY: It's probably the first time the President ever agreed on anything.

SASHA: Well that's it from earth, next stop Alpha Prime.

CHIP HAZARD: <Calls to them> Ready dogs? Almost ready to blastoff.

DAVID: We'll be right there sir! <Finishes one last entry> One more thing, I sure am glad we don't have to worry abou Dr. Doom and all those nWo wrestlers anymore.

But far below the surface of the ocean, the starship lies in a wreck. Suddenly the hatch blows open and Doom emerges, anger on his face behind the facemask helmet. Beside him is Belledona who is also angry! Together the villians rise to the surface threatening to get their revenge!

THE END

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