This game is pretty self-explanatory: take a drink whenever you see an item
on the list below. Take note that some items require more than one drink and
take heed when participating in the "For Hard Drinkers Only" section.
Enjoy!

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

1. Someone makes fun of Clive
2. Clive makes fun of Tony
3. Someone's fashion sense is questioned
4. Someone forgets the alphabet
5. Someone mentions 'Twigglets'
6. Someone screws up an accent
7. Josie's hairstyle changes
8. Tony's hair is gross and greasy
9. Someone mentions a well known british actor who is unknown in America
10. "Standing, Sitting, Lying" gets screwed up
11. Licking is mentioned
12. Paul Merton is rude
13. Tony can't figure out all his guests in "Party Quirks"
14. Paul Merton sings badly (3 drinks)
15. Mike McShane has bushy hair
16. Steve Frost wears an ugly shirt
17. Someone does Agatha Christie in "Authors"
18. Clive openly laughs
19. Someone is on the show only once
20. Someone swears (3 drinks)
21. Someone falls over
22. Suggestions of bestiality
23. Greg Proops makes fun of Clive's neck, or lack thereof
24. Someone laughs during "Hoe Down"
25. Chip serenades a woman in the audience
26. Tony dances (2 drinks)
27. Someone loses their turn after one try on "Questions Only"
28. Someone suggests a foreign soap opera
29. Mike McShane sings in the style of rock'n'roll or blues
30. Colin Mochrie repeats 'really' in "Hoe Down"
31. Josie sings heavy metal
32. Tony Slattery undoes his pants (2 drinks)
33. Steve Frost shows his crack during "Old Job, New Job"
34. Clive explains a new game that probably won't work
35. More than one woman is on the show (3 drinks)
36. Someone tries to make fun of Clive in "World's Worst"
37. Ryan Stiles 'gets fed' in "Helping Hands"
38. Someone's nose gets picked, or gets a finger in their mouth during
"Helping Hands"
39. Someone gets felt up in "Helping Hands" -keep an eye on Josie
40. Clive makes fun of an audience suggestion
41. John Sessions acts like a pretentious wanker
42. Tony gets kissed (2 drinks)
43. Caroline Quentin wears leggings
44. Tony wins
45. The credits are read in the style of a disgruntled viewer
46. In "Film and Theatre Styles" the situation is never mentioned
47. A Brit makes a crack about America and vice versa
48. Clive refers to Colin as an American
49. A duet is suggested in "Song Styles"
50. Someone has a crush on the bartender as a problem
51. Tony wears ugly clothes
52. Clive doesn't understand something
53. Someone makes fun of Sandi Toksvig's height
54. America is mentioned
55. Mike has no hair
56. Someone grumbles because they have to sing
57. Tony puffs out his chest and/or has hands on hips
58. Someone is appointed 1 million points or more
59. Mike does ballet (3 drinks to get through it)
60. Someone makes a reference to Monty Python
61. Someone goes for the obvious in "Props"
62. Someone points out a phallic symbol in "Props"
63. Clive takes away someone's points
64. Tony fixes his hair or shakes it
65. The person with the most points does not win
66. Ryan rambles on during "Foreign Film Dubs"
67. Someone calls someone else a bitch, tosser or wanker
68. Someone hits on Josie
69. Tony or Mike wipes his face with a handkerchief
70. Someone makes fun of Hugh Grant (later episodes)
71. Horror is used in "Film and Theatre Styles"
72. Someone screams when horror is called
73. Mike's beard takes up more than 60% of his face
74. Someone gets 'hurt' (watch Mike and Ryan in ballet)
75. Someone goes right up to the camera and yells into it (keep an eye on
Mike and Tony)
76. Someone breaks a prop (watch John)(3 drinks)
77. Greg wears a shirt with skulls on it
78. Someone wears a t-shirt under their suit jacket
79. Clive gives points to someone who's not even on the show
80. In Questions Only, Colin asks "Is the Pope Catholic?
81. A long penis is mimed
82. Clive gives 69 points
83. Tony makes a joke about Lt. Uhura (Star Trek)
84. Clive asks an American: "You have those in America, don't you?"
85. Someone says "sod off!"
86. Clive makes a joke
87. When the theatre style is pantomime, one contestant tells the other:"Let's sing our favourite song...You start!"
88. Clive gives someone points for mentioning a celebrity
89. Someone puts on a hat in Helping Hands
90. Desert Island theme
91. Someone eats something in Helping Hands
92. Someone has trouble with a prop
93. You hear the hoe-down music
94. Someone wears a bolo tie
95. Tony looks like Col. Sanders (The KFC guy)(look at his ties)
96. Drug reference
97. Clive says "This is me, Clive Anderson, saying goodnight. Goodnight."
98. There is a singing game
99. Someone gets their hands spat on in "Helping Hands"
100. The cheezy "alien stuck to face" schtick
101. After a drug reference, Clive reminds the audience to "Just say no!"
102. All 4 contestants win
103. Xylophone is used for X in Alphabet
104. Someone wants to do porno (watch Paul)
105. Someone burps (watch Tony)
106. Someone is helped in Alphabet

1. Josie puts on a stupid voice
2. Someone behind Clive, in the audience, is odd looking
3. A sexual innuendo is made
4. An audience member makes a bad suggestion:
suggests a person as a style
suggests a theatre style that no one knows, and it is performed
suggests a 'real' superhero
5. Clive wears a suit and tie
6. Clive presses the doorbell or buzzer
7. You see or hear Richard Vranch mentioned

BONUS ROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you are still standing, drink every time you see a WLiiA alumnus on another show or ad (examples include Tony on "Tibs and Fibs", Ryan on "The Drew Carey Show", Colin or Greg in an ad...)
Whenever you see Richard Vranch lit from behind with soft 80's lighting, bad hair and an angelic smile!

 SPECIAL TONY-RELATED BONUS!!!!!!!!!!
If you see the episode where Tony splits his pants, chug your whole pint (glass, whatever) down!