Ten reasons why the Enterprise-D would defeat a Star Destroyer

10. Stupid Imperial commanders mistake the Enterprise for an
Imperial freighter.                           

9. Vader uses Turbolaser power to charge his batteries.

8. TIE Fighter pilot sneezes inside his helmet, crashes into
Star Destroyer's bridge by mistake. 

7. Data beats the Star Destroyer's main computer at 3-D Chess. 

6. Geordi lets loose with a 30 minute stream of Technobabble,
Star Destroyer spontaneously combusts. 

5. Enterprise crew beams over Wesley. Crew doesn't stand
a chance. 

4. Wedge appears suddenly and the Star Destroyer high-tails 
it out of there. 

3. Jean-Luc gives a long speech about ethics, Star Destroyer
crew dies of boredom. 

2. Star Destroyer fires at Enterprise, Helm explodes. 
Enterprise fires back, Star Destroyer partially damaged. 
Repeat 100 times. 


And the Number 1 reason why the Enterprise-D would defeat
a star destroyer is . . .


1. Two words: Picard Maneuver!

Star Wars vs. Star Trek - which kicks ass and which bites!?

I personally enjoy Star Trek better than Star Wars but who am I to talk? I have no place criticizing one of the best trilogy's of all time but I do have my say. Above you will see a list that criticizes both Star Trek and Star Wars and the pic below shows Voyager kicking some rebel and empire ass (complete with sound). I do also like the Star Trek CCG better than the Star Wars one but again who am I to talk, it is one of the most played and bought CCG's! I do hope you have caught my drift, Little Green Man.



Would you like some sound with that?

Arm all phaser banks!: