1)I know a bear that you don't know Yogi, Yogi I Know a bear that you don't know Yogi, Yogi Bear. Yogi, Yogi Bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear. I know a bear that you don't know, Yogi, Yogi Bear. 2)Yogi's got a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo 3)Yogi like's it in the fridge, Polar, Polar 4)Yogi takes it up the arse Brown Bear, Brown Bear 5)Yogi uses Featherlite Care Bear, Care Bear 6)Yogi's got a cheesey knob Camem, Camem 7)Yogi's gone is long and green, Cucum, Cucum. 8)Yogi does it all night long Threadbare, threadbear 9)I would shag it all night long Dani, Dani 10)Yogi likes it nice and rough Grizzly, Grizzly 11)Yogi takes it up the chimney Sooty, Sooty 12)Yogi does it up in trees Koala, Koala 13)Yogi wears womens' underwear Teddy, Teddy Plus any other clever bear jokes anyone can think up, in the same format. If you aren't British you may not get some of these jokes. Just take it as read that we think they're funny. More so when Pished.