On the first day of Law & Order, Chris Noth gave to me,
        A detetive named Mikey.

        On the second day of Law & Order, Chris Noth gave to me,
        Two pairs of handcuffs...

        On the third day of Law & Order, Chris Noth gave to me,
        Three different partners...
        
        On the fourth day of Law & Order, Chris Noth gave to me,
        Four leather coats...

        On the fifth day of Law & Order, Chris Noth gave to me,
        Five roughed-up perps...

        On the sixth day of Law & Order, Chris Noth gave to me,
        Six cups of coffee...

        On the seventh day of Law & Order, Chris Noth gave to me,
        Seven search warrents...

        On the eigth day of Law & Order, Chris Noth gave to me,
        Eight assorted girlfriends...

        On the ninth day of Law & Order, Chris Noth gave to me,
        Nine interrogations...

        On the tenth day of Law & Order Chris Noth gave to me,
        Ten sarcastic comments...
        
        On the eleventh day of Law & Order, Chris Noth gave to me,
        Elevn U.S. flag pins...

        On the twelth day of Law & Order, Chris Noth gave to me,
        Twelve plaid ties...

If you want them all in a row...
        12 plaid ties, 11 U.S. flag pins, 10 sarcastic comments, 9
interrogations, 8 assorted girlfriends, 7 search warrents, 6 cups of
coffee, 5 roughed-up perps, 4 leather coats, 3 different partners, 2
pairs of handcuffs, and a detective named Mikey!!!

I'm going to sing a lttle ditty about an old man and a farm..ready? 
here goes.... 

Old McCoy had a farm e-i, e-i-o. 
And on his farm Mikey was a rooster, e-i, e-i-o 
With a cock-a-doodle here and a cock-a-doodle there, here a cock there a 
   cock, everywhere a cock-cock 
Old McCoy had a farm e-i, e-i-o! 

Old McCoy had a farm e-i,e-i-o. 
And on his farm Lennie was a hound dog e-i,e-i-o 
With a bow-wow here and a bow-wow there 
Here a bow, there a bow everywhere a bow wow 
Old McCoy had a farm e-i,e-i-o! 

Old McCoy had a farm e-i, e-i-o 
And on his farm Oivet was a duck e-i-, e-i-o 
with a quack, quack here and a quack quack there 
here a quack there a quack everywhere a quack quack 
Old McCoy had a farm e-i, e-i-o! 

Old McCoy had a farm e-i, e-i-o 
And on his farm Cereta was a cow e-i, e-i-o 
witha moo-moo here and a moo-moo there 
Here a moo there a moo everywhere a moo-moo 
Old McCoy had a farm e-i, e-i-o! 

Old McCoy had a farm e-i, e-i-o 
And on his farm Greevy was a mule, e-i-, e-i-o 
with a hee-haw here and a hee-haw there 
Here a hee there a hee everywhere a hee-haw 
Old McCoy had a farm e-i, e-i-o! 

Old McCoy had a farm e-i, e-i-o 
And on his farm Cragen was a Bull, e-i, e-i-o 
With a snort-snort here and a snort-snort there 
Here a snort there a snort, eveywhere a snort-snort 
Old McCoy had a farm e-i, e-i-o! 

Old MCoy had a farm e-i, e-i-o 
And on his farm Stone was a pig e-i, e-i-o 
with an oink oink here and an oink-oink there 
here an oink there an oink everywhere an oink-oink 
Old MCcoy had a farm e-i, e-i-o!!!!!!!! 

Old McCoy had a farm e-i, e-i-o
And on his farm Profaci was a sheep, e-i, e-i-o
With a baaa- baa here and a baaa -baaaa there
Here a baaa there a baaa everywhere a baaa-baaa
Old McCoy had a farm e-i, e-i-o!
Everybody sing!!!!!!!! 

Now to explain: 
Mike - Rooster - struts around and the "cock" thing just seemed to fit.  
Lennie - hound dog - always by your side 
Olivet - duck - deal with a lot of "quacks" 
Cereta - cow - provider and care giver 
Greevy - mule - stubborn 
Cragen - Bull - hot headed 
Stone - pig - intelligent 
Profaci - sheep -because of his sweater vests!