Who am I?
Who am I?
I'm a walrus.
I am a walrus.

If you haven't seen "The Breakfast Club," don't even ask...

Ok, ok, if you want to know more about me, here you go. My name is Brenda and I'm a 19 year old college student. I attend Fairleigh Dickinson University, in New Jersey, with marine biology as my major. I love to dance, write, and eat chocolate. I love to be scared, and even though most of my friends around here don't, I manage to drag them to horror movies every once in a while. Edgar Allen Poe and Jane Austen are my all time favorite authors. I wish I had a catsuit like Emma Peel. I hate to talk about myself.

There, that's it. You want more dirt, then ask me (or one of my esteemed friends).

Oh yeah, I almost forgot, my aliases. I have many, and add to the list almost daily. You may know me as: Bren, Loganette, Plaid Princess, Lordess of Leather, Polish Princess, Bagel Girl, Bren-FRIGGIN-da, Brend-o-matic, Miss Bren, Bagel Gypsy, Femme Fatale, CrazyBoutCuffs, Titrating Tartan Temptress, Bayliss's Backup, Kellerman's Kismet, Kellerchik, or a few others that I simply can't remember at the moment.

Wow, I have many people to thank, I hope I don't forget anyone...

First and foremost, I must thank my family who tolerate my little whims/big obsessions, and allowing me to use the computer all the time. Especially my brother Arden, who is always there for me...even when he doesn't want to be.

Next come my friends at college. They patiently listen to me babble on about the X-Files and L&O and don't even bat an eye. I love you all, and I hope you get a kick out of this guys! Thank you Camille, Christine, Fred, Karen, and Michelle!!!

Then, my friends from Dance Arts Academy. I have known most of them for years, and though they like to tease me, they're always there when I need them. Thank you Rising Star Dancers!!!

Moving on...my friends from high school. I don't see you / hear from you half as much as I'd like to, but we will always share the memories of Lakeland... Thanks Beth, Cathy, Carrie Ann, Katy, Jess, Steph,and Travis!!!

Last, but certainly not at all least, I must give thanks my internet posse. I don't know what I'd do without you. You keep me company late at night, you actually keep in touch, and you lust after the same people I do! I am eternally grateful to you all, especially Cynthia, Michelle, Olga, Sara, and Alison!!! You keep me dreaming of plaider pastures...

***Extra-special thanks to my fellow Incorrigibles! You make sure that my mind never strays far from the gutter...***