(Childcare Business – print add only)

In addition to being solely responsible for the production of thefollowing events, I also branded them and wrote all respective marketing copy

(www.icmny.com, an unprecedented gathering of over 50 corporate executives

brought together to discuss the issue of home networking)

12 CIOs and CTOs including those of Blue Cross Blue Shield, the Census Bureau, the CIA, and 24 other top IT executives from Fortune 500 companies, 21 winners, finalists and laureates of the Malcom Baldrige National Quality Award, the Smithsonian Computerworld Awards and the CIO Enterprise Award programs were personally recruited for DQMS. Washington, DC, Oct. 29th-30th & Silicon Valley, San Jose CA Nov. 9th –12th, 1998

As i age i have more i want more and need less. nascent didactic money-maker by trade, first-born wordsmith at play. my deficit of memory breeds creativity. can eat six strips of bacon and not feel guilty. still have to dig out at least one bit of shell from the yolk. my trek home is occasionally broken by storefront bird watching. have learned a roommate's unwashed dishes are not intolerable, they're charming. from white bread to university bred and well read, to tin trays and silver spoons, and of knowing little to knowing less. still struggle to be honest without injury, sensitivity never being my forté. looks count, winning is something, money buys love and sappiness. brevity is the soul of wit, and surprise is its essence. always stand behind the orange line on the platform and look both ways before crossing. only chew half a stick of gum at a time. chrome and silver soothe me. if there was no sun I would always wear black. liable to change my name once a decade. feel fortunate to be a legend in my own mind. find the worst in a few, the best in many and the mediocre in most. can find treasure in thrift, the new in the old and the old in the new. once ran away from home by climbing on my rooftop. accompanied a blind Russian for a marathon. faith: believing is seeing. vision makes up for what memory lacks. partial to the extremes, fearful of the middle. likely to be whisked away by the charm of wind-swept chimes. can say hello in four languages, good evening in five, good night in six and good morning in seven. hold a special affinity with CuriousGeorge. my screensaver says "blah, blah, blah, blah....something intellectual to show how smart and witty I am...blah, blah, blah." my acquired tastes cross generations. giving trees bestow shells and silver. proud 2 not know who won the Stanley Cup, World Series (okay, Yankees, but that’s only cause I live in New York), and the Superbowl. resigned to never be an armchair athlete. seen only one episode of Seinfeld, it was on an airplane; absolute only time i've seen George Clooney act was in a movie; couldn't name one friend on Friends; and David Hasselhoff is a singing sensation in Germany. the black is tied not clipped, tips have wings, cuffs are French, and all breasts single. hip without the hop. choose classic over contemporary. can convey disbelief, device, a ruse, cunning and mischief with a furrow, a squint, a lift, a smirk, or a smile. seducing, swaying, swooned. Accentuating a connoisseur’s repast: sapphire to disarm, cabernet to complement, courvousier to crown, meglia d'oro to whet and lindt extra fine to soothe. guinness is GOOD for you and altoids are curiously STRONG.