From The LP "Born in the U.S. of HAY" released on Pass the Buck records "Party in the Supermarket" verse 1: Aww Yeah (uh-huh) I think I know what time it is (what time is it?) I think I feel a PARTY comin' on I'm gonna grab my girl and a couplea Coors I'm gonna kick it with Hootie and all my friends cuz it's a... CHORUS PARTY IN THE SUPERMARKET A PARTY AT THE P+C A PARTY IN THE SUPERMARKET A PARTY IN AISLE THREE AND NO BAG BOY'S GONNA STOP US CUZ THIS PARTY IS DESTINY! verse 2 All the frat bros are gonna be there All the Sexy Chicks too And if you come to our party You'll get some free brew CHORUS verse 3: I can have a party where ever I want to have it Even if that's at the supermarket So you all can just deal with it chorus verse4: They say to have a party we need a permit as if they have the power to or to not permit us to have a party So anyway, we're gonna have.. chorus bridge: So where's the party? At the Supermarket! Which aisle? Aisle three! Who's gonna be there? Everybody! And who's gonna stop it? NOBODY! chorus spoken: We'd like to dedicate this to the brave frat brothers Of Cornell University in Ithaca New York Who dedicated part of theire end of school party in the street that they had without a permit to telling the cops that they thought after their year of school that they should be able to have a party without a permit so for them, this is it: Chorus "The Kinko's Story" We were chillin at the Kinkos Liz, Jess, and Hottie Ted "Oh no look thataway" Ted Said We all spot the Wacky Mack Set for a big MACK ATTACK But oh good we're saved, thru the door comes Mr.E He all struts in carrying a case of SUNNY FUCKIN' D Chuggin' the Sunny D ICB is a blastin' We were gonna groove a little but the Wacky Mack's too nasty! But Ted was like "fuck it, c'mon, take a chance" Then in comes Jake so we watch him JakeDance The Wacky Mack went behind the counter to attend to some bussiness we said "whatcha doin'?" He said "none of your business!" So we said fuck you and made 100 color copies and when we paid we said we only made 2 copies We are all dancin', just hangin' out And we're like, this is fun, but what's tonight really about? So Ted pretends to gag and we all laugh He asks for some much unneeded help from the Wacky Mack The Wacky Mack brags, pretends like he knows what he's doing Little does he know our new scam'sa a brewin' His attention is diverted and it's our opportunity to head on over to the supplies vacinity and load up our pockets with glue sticks and white out The deed is done it's time for us to check out Ted sees our secret signal, and he knows where it's at He disses the Wacky Mack: "You ain't all that in a paper hat just cuz you the motherfucking WACK E MACK!" Adios, we are outtie and that's the end of our Kinko's story "The Name Change Song" chorus You can't just go and change their names That's just really not cool How can I be an avid fan if you keep changin' the rules? verse1: Nancy Martin, what's up with that? You can't just have it in the first season Mother-Daughter fashion show Then let it fall flat for the record, it's Felice Jesse Chochran, where'd that name go? Why do you play these games? Just cuz you're in the Rippers doesn't mean that you get another name Ever since you stopped being an exterminator And your Greek relatives came Things just haven't been the same For the record, it's Jesse Katsopalis bridge: Arnold squared to Milton Arnold Scott Scanlon to Scott Scott I could kinda understand that Cuz at least it made a good plot chorus "Brad Can't Swim" Brad can't swim, no no etc One day this guy came he said he was gonna shut down the ranch If not everyone could pass the swimming test Brad certainly couldn't cuz she can't swim what were we gonna do? Had to be a set up, had to be a set up Ted pretended to drown he wanted her to save him But she thought she really had to The guy was watching from the bushes with Mr. E Brad Jumped in She jumped in She saved him She saved Ted Even though it was a fix She passed the test Cuz the guy was watching The Ranch stayed open Thank god the ranch stayed open Brad can't Swim We're glad she did Brad can't swim Thank god she did! "Piffle" verse 1: Forever in the house, in the tree the Bear family has lived together so happily, untill... One day some Pandas moved in next door and Papa said maybe we shouldn't live here anymore with a mornful glance out the window he simply said with a sigh... chorus: piffle piffle piffle piffle piffle he said piffle piffle piffle piffle piffle he said... verse 2: "we've always lived together so happily, our beautiful BEar family in this house in a tree, but now..." "wait!" said Mama Bear, with an intense stare, "respect all kinds of bears, not just ones like us!" Everyone understood, all of them, all at once. Time for a visit to the Bucking duck but...it's gone! Now There's just the Bucking Frog! And they all said with a sigh... chorus "PKC #3:NPOTB" NPOTB-New Punk on the Block NPOTB-New Punk on the Block He looks kinda old school maybe he is cool where did he come from and where did he go? Maybe I'll see him tonight at the show with I Farm and 607 But this isn't Ithacore '97 No out-of-towners allowed to sit on the Pavillion I know all the Ithapunks, where's this guy been? He's wearing a bondage bracelet and a Crass t-shirt, I feel threatened in my Marilyn Manson t-shirt I feel threatened, I feel threatened, my punkness feels threatened I looked at him, I think he saw me He's not the kinda punk I'd wanna take home to mommy where we'll have stovetop maybe he likes it but he can't chill on the commons, no it's our block it's our block it's our block it's our block if you don't like stovetop get off our block! it's our block our block our block our block! NPOTB-New Punk on the block NPOTB New Punk On the Block I don't think I like this, no not at all I kinda wish this hottie punk would just go away "I Remember" chorus: I remember the good times at the ranch When Lucy taught us lessons When Jake taught us how to dance I remember back at good old Bar None We all stuck together when Cassie dissappeared and we pondered "the Diffiant Ones" Verse 1: "I am the Viking" was Danny's fave tune Buddy froze shakin' Tawny Dawn's hand Ted would be leavin' soon, we missed him a lot, thank god he came back soon Cuz Kyle was not as good chorus Verse 2 The Vlecks came and fucked up the Baseball game Nothin' was ever the same Another sports memory was when Mr. E had to be the Masked Marauder He kinda looked hot-t-t, he kinda did not-t-t, but at least he won chorus bridge: oh the mystery oh the suspense would Brad and Ted ever get it on? Maybe when they were handcuffed together, but no chorus "Alf-One Fun Luvin' Alien" Verse 1: One thing I always know Is just where I can go For a party for a great time Just go where I'll find... chorus ALF! He's one fun luvin' alien ALF! The cat-eating alien ALF! Secret from the neighbors alien ALF! One fun luvin' alien verse 2 He's from Melmac, where I've found THey really know how to get down Party party party till you drop Party party party, the party never stops for... chorus bridge he looks good in a Hawaiian shirt and some shades If his spaceship got fixed he'd have it made ALF knows how to ROCK 'N ROLL ALF knows how to ROCK 'N ROLL ALF knows how to LOSE CONTROL ALF KNOWS HOW TO LOSE CONTROL chorus to fade out
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