Steve, Brandon, Dylan
chorus: Steve, Brandon, Dylan what choice could be more thrilling Steve, Brandon, Dylan what choice could be more chilling verse1: when you want some wacky hottness your thoughts may turn to Steve If you want a month long party Steve is what you need But sometimes you think you need something with a little more substance... But then it turns to substance abuse (put down that bottle Dylan!) Chorus verse 2: But with that dysfunction comes something deep HeÕs troubled, but his sensitivityÕs something you want to keep But itÕs hard to hold onto a boy like Dyl Maybe you want a hottie whoÕs more stable still (who could that be? Brando!) chorus verse 3: He provides hottness but stability Total idealism, but still the desire to party But the boyscout image has itÕs limits too It might be too wholesome and predictable for you Maybe you need Steve, Maybe heÕs the one ThereÕs more to him than just having fun (it hurts when people make fun of The Hartley House! And he was adopted!) chorus bridge: letÕs not forget David, LetÕs just say HeÕs not a scrawny geek anymore, heÕs come a long way From ÒyouÕre so precious to meÓ to ÒKeep it TogetherÓ chorus