The advantages of mythical trips,
no lost luggage, frugal tips
sedates me thinking everywhere
is like here in my easy chair
 
Where weed's not separate from the chaff
I punctuate and cry and laugh
and think there must be more than 'fun'
but I'm not fooling anyone.
 
Those times I travel in the flesh
I find impossible to mesh
the scenes that travel books insist
with what for me's always red mist.
 
I told Me there's more and laughed
and Me did too and said I'm daft.