This Response (from the Oval Office?):
"Damn, first Vanity Fair and now this!"
(Hmmm--must have been the Piece Prize.)
Dear Monica,
It's nice to finally see an article that
doesn't mention anything about you being
too fat. Actually, Kiddo, I never thought
you had a weight problem! (I mean, except
for your brain--and I don't mean it's too
heavy.) Here's a picture you'll remember!
+ + + + + + +
I WANT YOU
AS MY WHITE
HOUSE INTERN
+++++++++++++
Now be sure to watch for our next feature:
Live--from the hills of Maryland now comes
"The Sound of Monica"--Yes, it's the hi-tech
Hi-jinks of that wire-tapping Tripp family!
