STATE OF THE JIGGY ADDRESS

Hello, my name is Andrew J(iggy) Jones. I am Jiggy, and I want you to be, too.
If you are unfamiliar with Jiggy, then please read on. You have much to learn. Jiggy
can never be defined, any who try are fools and do not understand Jiggy. Jiggy
can not be explained. It can only be trusted, believed and loved. Jiggy is an
intangible that most people have. Some mistakenly call it Charm. Nay...it is
not Charm. Charm has boundaries - limits. Jiggy knows no boundaries. Jiggy is
so much more than Charm. However, it is well known that most people have a
little Jiggy. I have a lot of Jiggy...perhaps the most of any person ever. I
endeavor to spread the word of Jiggy, to share my Jiggy experiences, and let
others know of Jiggy so that they may benefit. Jiggy is not Ego. Nay....Jiggy
survives on humility. Ego and Jiggy annihilate one another. Do not mistake this
for Ego, or self-centeredness. One cannot be Jiggy and have a big head. One
must maintain a humble life, with humble surroundings, and humble friends.
Otherwise, you will lose your Jiggy.

        Jiggy has many powers and it has a few limitations...very few. Its powers range
from simple comfort on a bad day, to getting you more than your 15 minutes of fame.
It can help you on a test.  It can boost your confidence. It can spark a new flame, or it
can rekindle an old one. It can win you championships, and console you over
championships lost. It can churn out essays.  It can keep you awake during an all-nighter.
Jiggy even can save lives, or it can give you a life. The list goes on. The few limits of
Jiggy that I know so far: It can not physically move you from one location to another.
It can not produce food, or water. Nor does it supply money. But these limitations are
trivial in comparison to the powers it does have.

        I do not know why I was blessed with so much Jiggy. But I want to use my
gifts for others. To let them know of the Jiggy that is out there. A Jiggy that is
not shared is not a Jiggy worth keeping. Therefore, I am developing a course in which
local people, perhaps such as yourself, can learn to be Jiggy. It appears to be a very
intensive training. For Jiggy can not be learned in the classroom alone. It can not be
understood through homework and assignments. It must be seen and demonstrated.
One must interact with the Jiggy to learn the ways of the Jiggy. I can share my experiences
with the Jiggy to those who want to learn, and I can show them how Jiggy works, but it
is up to the student to let Jiggy become part of his or her life. Only then, then will the
Jiggy work for the individual. Jiggy can not be forced. A forced Jiggy is not the true Jiggy.
Those who force the Jiggy, do not have Jiggy. I know there are people who have no Jiggy,
and I am here to help them. To exorcise the demons of Anti-Jigginess from their bodies and let
the light and hope of Jigginess help them. That, I believe, is my place on this Earth. To help
those who are Jiggy deficient.

        I hope that you learned a little about Jiggy, and why I am doing what I am doing. I
do hope you see the benefits of the Jiggy, and will continue onto the rest of the site and
look through my selection of Jiggy topics. Please, email me with your concerns or questions
about Jigginess. I am here to help, and always aim to please.

                                                                                                   Thank you.

                                                                                                    Your friend in Jigginess,
                                                                                                   Andrew J(iggy) Jones
                                                                                                   SrRedWings@aol.com

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