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By the  oWo (Otis World Order)
   

As you can see Mr. Gurprasad's report no longer exists.  I have decided to
change face (appropriate for a wrestling column).  I have also added an
understudy named Otis Smart.  Although this chap will not write for this
column much he may when I am not free.  From this day on this column shall
be about the wrongs of the wwf since I am     ed with them for many
reasons.

I have not seen RAW is some time now and am quite anxious for next Monday
when I will be able to watch it.  I would comment on some of the bad angles
the wwf is taking on but seeing as that I have not seen them first hand and
have only heard about them I won't comment on this.

Many fans of the wwf are upset over the fact that Bret Hart has left. 
These foolish people are turning to wcw now to watch their hero Bret. 
Although what the fans watch is none of my business; switching
organizations just for one chap doesn't seem right.  Yes, Bret may be one
of the premier wrestlers there is but why would one watch all the other no
talent fools in the wcw just  to see Bret every fifth week? The wcw claims
the best wrestlers, but they can't act for @#$$%.  The wwf has better
gimmicks, and has more raw talent than the wcw.  The former greats of the
wcw attract fans but there isn't anyone there that is a fan favourite.  The
wcw has basically built its organization on people fans fell in love
 with
when they were in other organizations.

That's all I have to say today

Wrestler of the week Aguila:

That's right, the wwf has got a REAL Mexican talent who can "high fly" like
no one else.  If you have ever watch true Mexican wrestling you would see
there are so many talents in wcw triple A that are just waiting to be
brought up.  Wwf triple a has pure bs.  They bring up one of their few
decent guys, Aguila and he is sensational.  When are we gonna see Atlantis,
El Scorpio, and The Black Shadow in wcw?...Never they're too dumb!