This ride starts and ends in Secaucus NJ, but can be easily modified for New York City and points surrounding. Distances are estimates, with a rider from NYC expecting to log 400 miles.

Estimated
Total Leg    Turn        To
  0.0  0.0   START       Plaza Diner — Secaucus
  0.0  0.0   EXIT RIGHT  Paterson Plank Road — North toward Paterson
  0.4  0.4   RIGHT       NJ 3 West — Clifton
  2.5  2.1   EXIT RIGHT  NJ 17 North — Rutherford
 30.0 27.5   EXIT RIGHT  Mobil — Crossroads — Mahwah — TOP OFF
 33.0  3.0   EXIT RIGHT  NY 17 North — Last Exit Before Toll
 35.0  2.0   EXIT RIGHT  RC 72 West — Sterling Forest — Ringwood — West Milford
 39.0  4.0   RIGHT       Margaret King Avenue
 41.0  2.0   RIGHT       PC 511 North — STOP — T
 42.0  1.0   RIGHT       East Shore Road
 50.0  8.0   LEFT        Waterstone Road — STOP
 50.3  0.3   RIGHT       NY 210 North — Windermere Road
 50.6  0.3   STRAIGHT    NY 17A North — NY 210 ENDS
 50.7  0.1   BEAR RIGHT  OC 5 North — Monroe
 55.7  5.0   LEFT        OC 45 West — Laroe Road
 56.7  1.0   RIGHT       Bull Mills Road
 57.4  0.7   BEAR LEFT   Bull Mill Road
 61.4  4.0   LEFT        NY 17M West — STOP — T
 61.9  0.5   RIGHT       OC 51 North — Craigville Road
 65.9  4.0   LEFT        NY 94 South — Follow OC 51 — STOP — T
 66.0  0.1   RIGHT       OC 51 North
 66.1  0.1   BEAR RIGHT  OC 51 North
 71.1  5.0   LEFT-RIGHT  OC 8 West — OC 77 North — Egbertson Road — STOP — T
 72.7  1.6   RIGHT       NY 207 North — STOP — T
 73.0  0.3   BEAR LEFT   NY 416 North — Montgomery — YIELD
 75.8  2.8   BEAR RIGHT  NY 211 North — Montgomery — YIELD — T — NY 416 ENDS
 77.0  1.2   LEFT        NY 17K West — NY 211 ENDS — LIGHT — T
 77.2  0.2   RIGHT       OC 14 North — Albany Post Road
 80.4  3.2   STRAIGHT    LIGHT (NY 52)
 82.3  1.9   STRAIGHT    STOP (Bruyn Turnpike)
 87.5  5.2   STRAIGHT    STOP (US 44 / NY 55)
 88.5  1.0   RIGHT       UC 7 North — STOP — T (After Gibbons)
 90.1  1.6   LEFT        Albany Post Road (After Yankee Folly)
 91.1  1.0   STRAIGHT    STOP (NY 299 / UC 8)
 92.3  1.2   LEFT        UC 6 West — Mountain Rest Road — STOP
 97.3  5.0   LEFT        UC 6 West — Aligerville
101.0  3.7   RIGHT       US 209 North — STOP — T
101.9  0.9   LEFT        UC 2 North — Kripplebush
106.3  4.4   RIGHT       Grassy Ridge Road — STOP — T
107.3  1.0   RIGHT       Sheldon Hill Road — STOP — T
107.6  0.3   RIGHT       UC 3 North — STOP — T
107.9  0.3   LEFT        High Point Road
110.9  3.0   LEFT        UC 42 West — Peekamoose Road — STOP — T
121.9 11.0   BEAR RIGHT  UC 46 West
124.2  2.3   RIGHT       Sugar Loaf Road
128.4  4.2   LEFT        Red Hill Road
130.6  2.2   LEFT        Denning Road — STOP — T
132.4  1.8   RIGHT       SC 157 — Willowemoc — Frost Valley — Big Indian
156.4 24.0   LEFT        NY 28 West — STOP — GAS
162.4  6.0   LEFT        UC 49A South — Bell Ayre/Highmount
169.4  7.0   LEFT        UC 49 — Dry Brook Road — STOP — T
170.7  1.3   RIGHT       Mill Brook Road
184.7 14.0   LEFT        Reservoir Road — STOP — T
190.7  6.0   RIGHT       Barkaboom Road — STOP — T
194.7  4.0   LEFT        NY 30 South — East Branch — STOP — T
211.7 17.0   LEFT        Warren Drive — Entering Downsville
214.7  3.0   RIGHT       To NY 30
215.0  0.3   LEFT        NY 30 South — East Branch — STOP — T
226.9 11.9   LEFT        Gas on Left
227.0  0.1   RIGHT       DC 17 West (Don’t Take NY 17)
231.0  4.0   BEAR RIGHT  DC 17 West — YIELD
231.3  0.3   LEFT        DC 28 — Fish’s Eddy
242.3 11.0   LEFT        NY 97 South — STOP — T
298.3 56.0   STRAIGHT    US 6 East
299.5  1.2   RIGHT       OC 15 South to NJ 23 South
299.6  0.1   LEFT        I-84 East — Newburgh
302.8  3.2   RIGHT       Exit 2 — Mountain Road
303.1  0.3   LEFT        OC 35 South — STOP — T
303.3  0.2   LEFT        US 6 East — STOP
304.3  1.0   RIGHT       OC 1 East — Westtown — Pine Island
311.3  7.0   LEFT        Follow OC 1 East — STOP — T
315.8  4.5   STRAIGHT    OC 1A East — BLINKER
319.1  3.3   LEFT        NY 94 North — STOP — T
319.9  0.8   RIGHT       NY 17A East — LIGHT
328.0  8.1   BEAR RIGHT  NY 210 South
328.3  0.3   LEFT        Waterstone Road
328.5  0.2   RIGHT       Sterling Road — STOP — T
336.5  8.0   LEFT        PC 511 — Greenwood Lake Turnpike — STOP — T
342.5  6.0   LEFT        Skyline Drive
349.5  7.0   LEFT        West Oakland Avenue — LIGHT
350.0  0.5   RIGHT       US 202 — Ramapo Valley Road — LIGHT
351.2  1.2   LEFT        Long Hill Road — LIGHT
356.3  5.1   FIRST RIGHT BC 89 South — High Mountain Road — CIRCLE
358.3  2.0   BEAR RIGHT  Belmont Avenue — FORK
361.6  3.3   LEFT        West Broadway — LIGHT — T
362.0  0.4   RIGHT       Curtis Place — First Right After Bridge
362.2  0.2   RIGHT       Van Houten
362.6  0.4   RIGHT       NJ 19 SOUTH
364.4  1.8   BEAR LEFT   Garden State Parkway South — No Toll
366.8  2.4   EXIT LEFT   Exit 153 — NJ 3 East — Lincoln Tunnel — $0.25 Toll
374.8  8.0   EXIT RIGHT  Meadowlands Parkway
      END