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Mavis has munched Balls since January 17, 1998
Sit back and relax. It's time for a little story.
Mavis Goes to Washington!
We last saw Little Miss Mavis Chivohvoh after snacking on the balls of
her favorite Uncle. She seemed to be content. What’s this? A phone call from
the President? It’s an invitation for Mavis to visit the White House for a
grand tour. Her eyes widen. Her little brain starts to flash. Ah, the fun she
could have. The things she could encounter. Without a second thought, she
immediately makes plans for her trip.
Here we find Mavis at the airport. She glances around for balls.
around, she sees a potential customer walking into the men’s room. She trots
along behind him, inconspicuously. A loud scream is heard. Mavis exits,
grinning. Uh oh. Looks like it’s time to board the plane. She proudly enters
the loading zone, ticket in teeth.
The plane taxis toward the runway. She’s so excited! After take off, a
flight attendant asks Mavis if she’d like a drink. She orders a gin and tonic
to help her relax. About two hours into the flight, Mavis begins to notice the
scenery below. Hmm. There’s a lot of trees. Mavis orders another drink. She’s
feeling very mellow now. Again, she looks out the window. More trees.
seems confused. The plane lands and Mavis trots out into the airport. She sees
a big picture of a tall skinny thing with a large top that resembles a space
ship. It said something about a needle. She starts to panic. This doesn’t look
like the White House.
Outside, it was cold and rainy. All of a sudden, her
face became flushed. It was then she realized that she had forgotten to say
D.C. After all, she is a dog. She doesn't like apples.
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