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Last Updated on Friday, March 13, 1998
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Mavis ate Uncle Laughingboy's Balls!!

It was just another dreary day at the old apartment. Same old same old. Mavis lounged by the fireplace, with a sparkling gleam in her right eye. This usually meant trouble. Beneath that sweet innocent Chihuahua face, lay something truly evil. Mavis had a way about her. She was very sly. Her mission in mind at that particular moment was one that even a Rottweiler wouldn't consider.



It just so happened that, amazingly enough, Uncle Laughingboy was sleeping.



Mavis knew this would be her only opportunity to proceed with her devilish deed.



Nobody really knows the how or why of what happened next. This we do know. Uncle Laughingboy awoke with a blood-curdling scream. Rushing into the living room, we found him lying there, with a silly grin on his face. We asked him what was wrong, and in a high pitch tone he replied, "Nothing."
No lilt here, folks. Just a mere `nothing'. Mavis was sitting in the corner of the room, licking her paws like so many dogs do. We were somewhat baffled. Why was Uncle Laughingboy grinning sheepishly? What happened to his voice? Did he finally go over the edge? He remained on the couch for days. The smell became horrendous. We finally had to call an ambulance.


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