I have been giving you the benefit of the doubt up until now, through your
silly-assed flame war over a nick, your piss-poor netiquette, and your
dragging of your lame-assed, blood-drinking, pretentious hint dropping,
fake fang wearing, heavy metal spelling, vampire wannabe crap into this
newsgroup
-Jack
One liners are fun. Mine just shit genius
-David Gerard
Can i give my humble opinion? ;) In fact i think he type like someone
who is using only one hand to type while the other is shaking a lot in
a vertical move ;) That kind of heavy shaking, also referred as
"spanking" make all the body shake a bit and transmit the wave to the
other hand : that make the typing fingers slip (especially if the
keyboard is already covered with slippy substance ;))
heh
Sorry ;) heh
-Ze Carcass(e)
Submitted By Roni:
Some people just don't get the point until you napalm them
-Jack
I try to avoid the fight...but noooo...first Pan has to toss a loaf at
me..then you have to send confections flying at my forehead.
-Nytwind
You're in the wrong newsgroup, troll.
-oddlystrange
Most of alt.gothic has gotten used to me by now, some have killfiled me, some
ignore me, and some just grin and pat my little cyber head and let me play.
It's your choice.
-Twilight
Submitted By Shadowp1ay
Semi-automatic weaponry is your God-given right
-David Gerard
Submitted By EdVamp:
1) it's ok to be a slut on alt.gothic,
In fact it's required.
2) if you're going to think you're a vampire for godsakes *please* make
yourself a 400 year old vampire since that's at least the norm age for
vampire modeling. I mean 19 years just proves you don't have the
experience the industry is looking for.
You know how the modeling business is. After 200 no one wants you
anymore. Maybe if you're lucky you'll get some promo spots.
-Edvamp
>and the embrace of darkened realms and gothic imagery
You mispelled cheap theatrics.
-Edvamp
> I know Gothic laughter as that of ancient sylphs, sidhe, vampyres and
other such concepts which turn away from our society's pathetic
reality.
Translation: I'm pretentious and can't deal with the real world.
-Edvamp
There is no gothic philosophy, no gothic beliefs, no gothic secret fucking
handshake.
-Edvamp
>This NG seems to be the forum for every twisted deviate and troller in
existence...[sigh]
There's an easy way to tell them apart. The twisted deviants are the
regulars...
-Edvamp
Before you can take the rights of free speech seriously you have
to have something to say.
-Edvamp
>Ghodless heathen gothic faggot fuck.
Gee, good to see that the hate the sin, love the sinner ideal is
still emblazoned in Christianity.
-Edvamp
Submitted By BlackRose:
>Sunyii
>: kill all gothics
Reply....
Not before ripping out your spleen with a rusty pair of tweezers and
forcibly inserting it back into your body through your rectum with a
sharkskin lined baseball bat.
-Jeff-boy
Submitted By Individuation:
: Lily has fast become the most flamed person on alt.gothic at the
: moment. This inspires me to believe she is flame resistent.
-MadHippie
reply...
You appear to have misspelled 'clue'
-S.M. Slamon
Ah, yes. Some jackass who read Details or Rolling Stone, or some other
pop-culture rag, saw what they defined as 'Goth' and thought "Hey, i like those
no-talent, sell-out bands, and i thought the Crow was a cool movie, sign me
up!"
And now he found alt.gothic.
And now he's going to get a very rude awakening,
Next time, read the FAQ and lurk awhile.
-Lord Rev. Dr. Paul Soth
[1]. Fag ash refers to cigarette ash, not the charred remains of a
homosexual :)
-Kathryn Quinn
Submitted By Leonora:
You say potato, I say you're stupid. Let's call the whole thing off.
-Pariah
Submitted By necroangel:
I stole Mr. Happy Fucking Sunshine!
-necroangel, in response to Re: Who stole Mr.Sunshine?
Submitted By Zoe:
I don't think that when two men
who are stuck in a trench with bombs exploding and machine gun fire
whiring over head, one is going to turn to the other and say, "So, come
here often?
-spider
Submitted By Jealousy:
violence seems amusing until you're the one in traction
-klaatu
Submitted By fx:
Would I like to to have badly-highlighted hair in a little pony-tail
on top of my head, a fake tan, 'minimal' make-up with the kind of
colourscheme that makes one's face look all blotchy, blue denim jeans
and unimaginative t-shirts, a quilted jacket, a boyfriend with hardly
any hair who beats up faggots in his spare time, two small accidental
children, a crumbling high-rise council flat, a boring nine to five job
I hated, and an IQ of twelve? Nope - I'm opting for wierd every time.
:)
-Jennie Kermode
Lily, you've been chastened by a dildo.
Where else could this happen but alt.gothic?
-Albatross
to a newbie:
In short, you are an overinflated presuming twit who should declare his
lack and at least fucking PANHANDLE for a clue, okay?
-Xandraius Wormwood
on the strangely gothic orks in a computer game:
Clearly orks who never heard the phrase 'We are ork.gothic, we will
kick your ass without even smearudging our eyeliner' (or something to
that effect).
The Reply....
I'm sorry, but I really don't see orks going 'Grot, 'elp me wit da
eyelinerz.'
-Edvamp
Submitted By David Gerard:
what was said...
:>I guess there's no hope for me... as far as "being gothic".... there are no
Goths here.
the reply....
Oh cry me a river angst boy. I'm up in northwestern Wisconsin. That's 2 hours
from the nearest major city. You want to talk about "no goths" in an area, try
coming here. You're near a big city, big cities have scenes. Stop your
damnedable whining and get out of the house for once, you're not gonna find any
goths under you computer desk.
-necroangel
Submitted By Dranith:
what was said....
>Besides, I don't think I want to be in that MacDonald's when
>you actually snap and start blowing people's heads off.
the reply....
I can see it now: little McD.'s twerps scraping the floor for burger meat
and ketchup.
-Dranith
But that's the nature of farts. All wind, no substance. Adding substance
makes it "shit". Though, from the general consensus, I'd have to say
ou're
filled with substance.
-Dranith
Submitted By golab:
Troll as Teacher:
(to paraphrase a Buddhist teaching)
A troll was wandering through Usenet, when he came upon a goth hanging
out in A.G. The troll asked "What are you doing?" To which the goth
replied "I am contemplating patience and self-control."
The troll began flaming the goth, who promptly jumped up and yelled "WHY
ARE YOU FLAMING ME!?" "To help you PRACTICE patience and self-control"
the troll replied.
-golab
Submitted By Jack:
in response to that guy who posted his ex's personal info...
Translation: My hot little doomcookie ditched me, and THEN when I tried
to bug her on the 'Net, all those alt.gothic people were *mean* to me! So
now I'm mad at ALL of those snotty, stuck up goths out there and I'm going
to pout and come on the 'Net and say mean things about them!
Marco, you're pathetic. You are a twit, and you are a wanker, and no goth
girls will *ever* sleep with you because they can *sense* your innate,
wankerishness simply by looking at you.
This snubbing by goths isn't personal, it's just that most goths can
recognize something that just washed out of the shallow end of the gene
pool when they see it, and they go out of their way to avoid stepping in it.
Don't take it too hard though, even if the goths won't play with you,
there's always the Church of Scientology.
-Jack
Submitted By Treason Symphony:
I admit, I have trolled a group before. Back in 1995 I trolled the most
used group on the 'net... alt.test
Yup I called them all wankers and ran off laughing.
What dorks.
-Treason
Submitted By Gruamach:
I said I don't like violence. Guns are just about killing people.
That's different...
-Gruamach
Submitted by Kali Nichta:
I would say that almost everything by Pink Floyd is.
Listen to the lyrics.
-Cymbeline
Reply...
I'd say this is more like proto-industrial than gothic.
-OMAC
Reply....
I'd say it's sludgy hippy shite that I died in five punk wars to kill,
and here are you kids embracing it.
(And last time I said that on alt.gothic it got me laid, so that's
strong motivation to say it again. Apart from it being true of
course.)
-David Gerard
The warm chill of infinitude absorbed into every fiber of her being as
he extruded his iceing of love onto the freshly-baked cheesecake of her
soul.
-Rat Bastard
A Conservative tells you 'I don't approve of what
you're doing and you better stop it'. A Libertarian says 'I dislike greatly what you're doing, but since it's
your life-- have fun and do it'.
-Brother Cadfael
The Reply....
A conservative tells you 'the founding fathers didnt beleive in anal
intercourse'. A libertarian tells you 'the aliens are coming, the alines
are coming, we need to be free to build our egg-shaped houses.'
-Albatross
Submitted by Virginia:
the point of goth is the ice pick i am about to shove through your
throat and pin you to the wall with.
-Leonora
Submitted by Xandraius:
I'm supposed to be impressed? I don't care if you CAN pull a puppet
out
of your ass with a hatpin!
-Xandraius
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