It was a cold and frosty '+timeofday+' in London, but '+yourname+' and friends were having a great time anyway!' +
' They were out shopping for Kangol '+clothing+' and Oasis bootlegs when '+friend+' thought he saw '+oasisfirst+' in one of the shops across the street. ' +
' They ran across '+celebname+' Street to the '+noun+' shop. When they got there, they realised that it was not '+oasisfirst+', but it was '+popstar+'!!! ' +
' Just as everyone was leaving the shop, a '+vehicle+' pulled up and out stepped '+oasissecond+'! '+yourname+' nearly fainted right there, but '+oasissecond+' said "'+phrase+'", and '+yourname+' felt a lot better. ' +
' Just remember, if ever you are in London, be sure to visit the '+noun+' shop on '+celebname+' Street. You never know just who you will run into!!!' +
'
'+yourname+' laughed and asked him for his autograph anyway, and told him that '+friend+' had mistook him for '+oasisfirst+'! ' +
'
'+popstar+' laughed and said "Speaking of Oasis, did you hear that Liam left Patsy for '+spice+'?" ' +
'
'+yourname+' gasped and said "Really???!!!" '+popstar+' said "Just kidding," and walked away. He turned out to be a wanker after all. ' +
'
Everyone asked '+oasissecond+' to sign their '+bodypart+'s, and '+oasissecond+' obliged! As if that was not enough, '+oasissecond+' invited '+yourname+' out for a '+alcohol+' at his favorite pub, the '+boozer+'! ' +
''+oasissecond+' and '+yourname+' got along splendidly and spent all night '+verb+'. ' +
'
It was the best day of '+yourname+'s life! ' +
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