Note from the Editor: EarTell failed to report in time, so I'm taking over. Read on for the best in news that the other papers won't print!Thieves, Tramps, and Tyr - Oh My!
- Brothels, bars, and seedy rendezvous. Ah, the excesses of sin associated with the bored and desperate. All of these you would not associate with an upstanding church.
- However, what would you say if I told you that the Church of Tyr owns at least one of these?
- That's right! Our illustrious paladin V'Tar is part owner of The Grumbling Goblin, a shack that serves patrons with fewer morals than a high priest of Ciric! Can you believe it! It's located in that small caravan town called Boarskyre Bridge, south of Waterdeep.
- Furthermore, the law of the town, the Sheriff Barim Stagwinter and his sidekick, another Priest of Tyr, Theskull Mirroreye, turn a blind eye to this endeavor - no doubt because of the fact they serve Tyr as well.
- Although the word's out that V'Tar and company plan on tearing down the joint and building another one on the spot, all indications point that it'll be a veneer polish overcoating covert operations - especially since V'Tar's personal rogue is handling all the affairs.
- However, fear not readers. I am here to keep track of just such things. Keep reading and I'll expose all.
- That's all for now. Ta ta!