calgone dripped d tasdeostrated by justin"spankotronic"shirah intro thing its bass so dont bother. when the dustoted bass comes in use a slide for that ascending thing. main thing D|---------5-----| A|-4-2-2-4-3-4-2-| D|-4-2-2-4---4-2-| verse thing e|-------------0--| b|-------------0--| G|-------------0--| D|-xx-8h9-x9x9----| other other thing b|-0-----0------0-----0----0--| G|-3-----3------3-----3----3--| with chorus. right before next thing next thing D|-4-----------4--------4----------4-------7--| A|-2--4-7-4-7--2-4-7-4--2-4-7-4-7--2-4-7-4-5--| D|----4-7-4-7----4-7-4----4-7-4-7----4-7-4----| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ calgone on my way home police car pulled me over after they left i puttered out of gas triple a came but my card was expired i had to walk home and of course it rained half the time i tried to get some shut eye then i was abducted they put cold things in my butt they sampled a bit of my DNA they left me on top of my sheets i dreamt i went potty then woke up drenched in me this day sucked hardest ever i woke up on the wrong side of the bed today a little bit less than nothing would go my way got up to toss my soiled sheets the hallway was dark and i stubbed my big toe it was then that i sensed the irony burning me then i heard a voice say: come sail aboard the ss nepenthe i suppose im to blame i woke up on the wrong side of the bed today a little bit less than nothing would go my way thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds suppose im to blame for getting pulled over i guess im the culprit for running out of gas lets assume im the guy who didnt pay his triple a fee in actuality i let the zetas probe me yesterday was all my fault i let negativity get the better of me thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds they temporarily set free this quandary i woke up on the wrong side of the bed today a little bit less than nothing would go my way i woke up on the wrong side of the bed today a little bit less than nothing would go my way * * * gavin-ah fuck brandon-god look what you fuckin did gavin you fucking almost erased the entire track please fuckin be careful gavin-alright dude im sorry man cause this thing has a zoom lens i was fucked up brandon-dude i know but youre fuckin like dont get anywhere near this gavin-im sorry man hey i apologize dude i was tryin to get like.. im just sittin here tryin to film man im sorry brandon-did you see that? dynomike-did it erase it? brandon-no no but it could have very easily gavin-alright man sorry hey im sorry dude i seriously man.. it was just a filming mistake dirk-haha you fucked up so bad gavin-im stayin in this one spot ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~