Calgone

calgone

dripped d
tasdeostrated by justin"spankotronic"shirah

intro thing
its bass so dont bother. 
when the dustoted bass comes in use a slide for that 
ascending thing.

main thing
D|---------5-----|
A|-4-2-2-4-3-4-2-|
D|-4-2-2-4---4-2-|

verse thing
e|-------------0--|
b|-------------0--|
G|-------------0--|
D|-xx-8h9-x9x9----|

other other thing
b|-0-----0------0-----0----0--|
G|-3-----3------3-----3----3--|
 with chorus. right before next thing

next thing
D|-4-----------4--------4----------4-------7--|
A|-2--4-7-4-7--2-4-7-4--2-4-7-4-7--2-4-7-4-5--|
D|----4-7-4-7----4-7-4----4-7-4-7----4-7-4----|

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calgone

on my way home police car pulled me over
after they left i puttered out of gas
triple a came but my card was expired
i had to walk home and of course it rained half the time
i tried to get some shut eye then i was abducted
they put cold things in my butt
they sampled a bit of my DNA
they left me on top of my sheets
i dreamt i went potty then woke up drenched in me
this day sucked hardest ever
i woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
a little bit less than nothing would go my way
got up to toss my soiled sheets 
the hallway was dark and i stubbed my big toe
it was then that i sensed the irony burning me
then i heard a voice say: come sail aboard the ss nepenthe
i suppose im to blame 
i woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
a little bit less than nothing would go my way
thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds
suppose im to blame for getting pulled over
i guess im the culprit for running out of gas
lets assume im the guy who didnt pay his triple a fee
in actuality i let the zetas probe me
yesterday was all my fault
i let negativity get the better of me
thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds
they temporarily set free this quandary
i woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
a little bit less than nothing would go my way
i woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
a little bit less than nothing would go my way
* * *
gavin-ah fuck
brandon-god look what you fuckin did gavin you fucking almost 
        erased the entire track please fuckin be careful
gavin-alright dude im sorry man cause this thing has a zoom lens i was 
      fucked up
brandon-dude i know but youre fuckin like dont get anywhere near this
gavin-im sorry man hey i apologize dude i was tryin to get like.. im
      just sittin here tryin to film man im sorry
brandon-did you see that?
dynomike-did it erase it?
brandon-no no but it could have very easily 
gavin-alright man sorry hey im sorry dude i seriously man.. it was
      just a filming mistake
dirk-haha you fucked up so bad
gavin-im stayin in this one spot
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