Bleach
Choose a song... Blew Floyd The Barber About A Girl School
Love Buzz Paper Cuts Negative Creep Scoff
Swap Meet Mr Moustache Sifting Big Cheese
downer

Blew

If you wouldn't mind I would like to blew 
If you wouldn't mind I would like to lose
If you wouldn't care I would like to leave 
If you wouldn't mind I would like to breathe

Is there another reason for your stain?
Could you believe who we knew stress or strain?
Here is another word that rhymes with shame

You could do anything


Floyd The Barber

Hello Cobain come on in 
Floyd observes my hairy chin 
Sit down (in the) chair don't be afraid 
Steamed hot towel on my face  

I was shaved  
I was shaved 
I was shamed  

Barney ties me to the chair 
I can't see I'm really scared 
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip 
Pee-pee pressed against my lips  

I was shamed [3X]

I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume 
They take turns and cut me up 
I die smothered in Andy's clutch

I was shamed
I was shaved
I was shamed


About A Girl

I need an easy friend
I do, with an ear to lend
I do think you fit this shoe
I do, but you have a clue

I'll take advantage while
You hang me out to dry
But I can't see you every night
Free

I'm standing in your line
I do hope you have the time
I do pick a number too
I do keep a date with you

Take advantage while
You hang me out to dry
But I can't see you every night
Free


School

Won't you believe it, it's just my luck [4X]

No recess [3X]

You're in high school again [8X]


Love Buzz

Would you believe me when I tell you
You're the queen of my heart
Please don't deceive me when I hurt you
Just ain't the way it seems

Can you feel my love buzz?

[solo-like thing]


Paper Cuts

When I'm feeling tired
She pushes food through the door
I crawl towards the cracks of light   
Sometimes I can't find my way 
Newspapers spreaad around
Soaking all that they can
A cleaning is due again
A good hosing down

The lady whom I feel maternal love for 
Cannot look me in the eyes 
But I see hers and they are blue 
And they cock and twist and masturbate 
I, I said  so, I say  so, I say so
Nirvana [6X]

Black windows of paint
I scratch with my nails 
I see others just like me 
Why do they not try to escape?
They bring out the older ones
They point in my way 
They come with a flash of light
And take my family away  

And very later I have learned to 
Accept some friends of ridicule 
My whole existence is for your amusement 
And that is why I'm here with you
To take you with me, your right
To nirvana [8X]


Negative Creep

This is out of our range
This is out of our range
This is out of our range, oh
This is getting to be
This is getting to be
This is getting to be drone
I'm a negative creep
I'm a negative creep
I'm a negative creep and I'm stoned
I'm a negative creep
I'm a negative creep
I'm a negative creep ahhhh

Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more [6X]

This is out of our range and it's grown
This is getting to be uncontrolled
I'm a negative creep and I'm stoned
I'm a negative creep and I'm ahhhh

Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more [6X]

Fuck
Yeah 
Drool
Stoned

Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more [12X +]


Scoff

In my eyes, I'm not lazy 
In my face, It's not over 
In your room, I'm not older 
In your eyes, I'm not worth it 

Gimme back my alcohol [6X]
Gimme back my, gimme back my, gimme baaaaaaack

Heal a million, kill a million
Peel a million, feel a million
Heal a million, kill a million

[repeat all 2X]


Swap Meet

They need a lifestyle that is comfortable 
They travel far to keep their stomachs full 
They make a living off of arts and crafts 
The kind with seashells, driftwood and burlap
They make a deal when they come to town 
The Sunday swap meet is a battleground 
She loves him more than he will ever know 
He loves her more than he will ever show 

Keeps the cigarettes close to his heart 
Keeps the photographs close to her heart 
Keep the bitterness close to their heart 

[repeat verse]

Keeps the cigarettes close to his heart
Keeps the photographs close to his heart
Keep the bitterness close to their heart

[solo]

[repeat verse up to:]
She loves him more than she will ever know
He loves her more than he will ever show

Keeps the bitterness close to his heart
Keeps the photographs close to her heart
Keep the bitterness close to their heart


Mr. Moustache

Fill me in on your new vision 
Wake me up with indecision 
Help me trust your mighty wisdom 
Yes I eat cow I am not proud  

Show me how you question, question 
Lead the way to my temptation
Take my hand and give it cleaning
Yes I eat cow I am not proud  

Easy as an easychair 
Poop as hard as rock 
I don't like you anyway 
Seal it in a box

Now you, now you, now you

[repeat both verses and chorus]

Now you, now you, now you


Sifting

Afraid to grade, wouldn't it be fun?
Cross says floss, wouldn't it be fun?
Wet your bed, wouldn't it be fun?
Sun felt numb, wouldn't it be fun?

Your eyes, (the) teacher said, your eyes
Preacher said, your eyes, teacher said, teacher said

Don't have nothing for you

Spell the smell, wouldn't it be fun?
Search for church, wouldn't it be fun?
Wet your bed, wouldn't it be fun?
Cold in coals, wouldn't it be fun?

Your eyes, (the) teacher said, your eyes
Preacher said, your eyes, preacher said, preacher said

Don't have nothing for you


Big Cheese

Big cheese, make me
Mine said, go to the office
Big cheese, make me
Mine said, what the hell

Black is black, (no) trading back
We were enemies
Sure you are, (but) what am I?
We were enemies

Big lies, make mine
Mine said, go to the office
Big cheese, make me
Mine said, what's the code

Black is black, (no) trading back
We were enemies
She eats glue, how 'bout you?
We were enemies



Downer

Portray sincerity, act out of loyalty
Defend your country, wish away pain
Hand out lobotomies to save little families
Surrealistic fantasy, bland boring plain

Hold me down in restitution
Living out your date with fusion
Is the whole fleece shun in bastard?
Don't feel guilty, master writing

Somebody said that they're not much like I am, I know I can
Make up enough words for you to follow along, I sink and then some

Slippery pessimist hypocrite master
Conservative communist apocalyptic bastard
Thank you, dear God, for putting me on this Earth
I feel very privileged in debt for my thirst

Hold me down in restitution
Living out your date with fusion
Is the whole fleece shun in bastard?
Don't feel guilty, master writing

Somebody said that they're not much like I am, I know I can
Make up enough words for you to follow along, I sink and then some