Thank you so much, StarFire, for this beautiful flower.
It will get lots of sunshine here and will share it's beauty with many friends that come to visit and relax.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN.....

* You answer the door before people knock.
* Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
* You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
* You speed walk in your sleep.
* You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
* You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
* You sleep with your eyes open.
* You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
* You lick your coffeepot clean.
* You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
* You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
* Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
* You chew on other people's fingernails.
* The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
* Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
* You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet.
* You don't need a hammer to pound nails.
* Your only source of nutrition comes from "NutraSweet".
* You don't sweat, you percolate.
* You buy half'n'half by the barrel.
* You've worn out the handle on your favourite mug.
* You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
* You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
* Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
* You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
* People get dizzy just watching you.
* Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
* Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
* Instant coffee takes too long.
* You channel surf faster without a remote.
* When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
* You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
* Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
* You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
* You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
* You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar".
* Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
* You can outlast the Energizer Bunny.
* You short out motion detectors.
* Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
* You don't tan, you roast.
* You don't get mad, you get steamed.
* You can't even remember your second cup.
* You help your dog chase it's tail.
* You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
* Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.
* You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."
* Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an IV hookup.
* You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.

This page was updated on October 29th, 2000.

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