Harry: I've had a team working on this over and over the past few weeks, and what we've come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts...One... people are not wearing enough hats. Two...matter is energy; in the Universe there are many energy fields which we cannot normally percieve. Some energies have a spiritual source which acts upon a person's soul. However, this soul does not exist ab initio, as orthodox Christianity teaches; it has to be brought into existence by a process of guided self-observation. However, this is rarely achieved owing to man's unique ability to be distracted from spiritual matters by everday trivia.

Max: What was that about hats again?

The Nazis Are Coming! The Nazis Are Coming!

A tender parable, told in the loveable fashion of an 18th Century children's schoolbook. A+

No Wife, No Horse, No Moustache

Marinated in a special sauce, and roasted to a tasty brown goodness, "No Wife, No Horse, No Moustache" is a favorite among the "Hoi Polloi" of the cutting edge.

No Thought, Artaud

You will uncover the truth in many strange and odd places. You may begin to become afraid, but it is far too late. You are continually crossing the point of no return.