KIM: Wasabi! Were back to do yet another interview with N'Sync! YEAH! KRISTY: Chris is fine. KIM: N'Sync is meeting us here in the lobby of their hotel. KRISTY: Which we can't specify because were afraid of eleven year olds mobing them. KIM: Or us. KRISTY: Hey maybe I'll actually talk to them this time. KIM: Really? KRISTY: I said maybe. Don't get your hopes up. KIM: Hey look there they are! (points to 5 short guys getting off of an elevator) Dude something is different. KRISTY: I don't see anything, wait...where's Chris? KIM: No, no. Are they shorter or something? KRISTY: Maybe it's because were sitting down. KIM:*shrugs* Hi guys! Nice to see you again! ABS: Yeah that uh- last time was a blast. KRISTY: Truly. Richard: So uh Kristy tell us again about how much you like me. KRISTY: Excuse me? Richard: You know...I'm Chris. KRISTY: Where's your dreds? And I never said I liked you- but I do. Richard: I uh am psychic. When your famous you- uh can do stuff like that. KRISTY: You didn't answer my question, where's your dreds? Richard: I cut them off. KRISTY: Okay. KIM: So guys- last time you never sang a clip of your songs to us. Kristy and I would love to hear you live! Kristy: Speak for your- (Kim elbows Kristy) Ouch! 5ive: Okay! *sings* "Baby when the lighs go out...every single word I can't express the love and tenderness. I'll show you what it's all about..." KIM: *confused look* KRISTY: *disgusted look* KIM: Hey Joey- you haven't eaten one thing yet. Are you on a diet or something? J: *major british accent* Yes the managers said that I- KIM: Hey what is up with the accent? Are you guys spending too much time in England? Sean: We have been- KRISTY: Something isn't right Kim. I don't think this is Chris. (points to Richard) I know for a fact that Chris didn't shave his goatee thing. KIM: Yeah I think so Kristy. I really don't think they were that short. Plus their music sucked more then usual. 5ive: HEY! KRISTY: So what does this mean? KIM: I haven't figured it out yet. Maybe it means they aren't N'Sync. KRISTY: Damn your smart! You think they aren't? KIM: I didn't think the guys were capable of British accents. KRISTY: You're right! I think this is that poser group 5ive from England. J: We are and damn proud of oursleves! KIM: Then how come you didn't just tell us you were 5ive in the first place? J: Uh I never thought about that. KRISTY: Could've covered up your accents too. Richard: Oops. KIM: And for one thing J- we know that Joey is so much fatter then that. Do you think were stupid? KRISTY: Why did you guys pretend to be N'Sync? ABS: Because they are so much more popular then us. We need the publicity more then them. KIM: Maybe it's because you suck. KRISTY: I think it's time to kick some poser ass. KIM: Hell yeah. KIM & KRISTY: *chase after 5ive and when the posers run like pansies out of the hotel they stop* KIM:*panting* They *pant* aren't worth my energy. KRISTY: I want a Dr. Pepper.
We thought they looked different...We want our money back! Where's N'Sync?