This page has been visited times since April 20, 1999. Which is my birthday :-). Happy Birthday to me, happy birthday to me.....and so on....

1. Your dorm room at college is an X-Files shrine.
2. You try to make your shoulder-length reddish hair look just like Dana Scully's during Season 4.
3. You pass a truck full of propane tanks and think: "Look. Lots of fat little white Nazi storm troopers."
4. You try to avoid public restrooms - and always make a point of checking out the toilet bowl before you sit down.
5. You see a little girl who [you think] looks just like Samantha Mulder and call out to her while thinking: "If I can just get her to stay here until Mulder comes...."
6. You're asked when you're free for a meeting/date and respond that any time can be worked around except for Sunday nights.
7. You notice a Ford Taurus with government plates and look to see who's inside - and seriously believe that it might be Mulder and Scully. [and when you see it's only one man, hold out that it could be Mulder.]
8. You hear songs and think about whether the lyrics sound like something Scully or Mulder would say.
9. You read a book containing FBI agents and try to see resemblances to Mulder or Scully.
10. Your friends give you an X-Files birthday card. 
11. Your social event of the week is watching the X-Files with your dormmates.
12. You fantasize about Mulder and Scully and Co. and turn some of those fantasies into fanfic.
13. You visit your grandparents and wake up in the middle of the night to add to your "You might be an X-Phile when..." list before you forget your new ideas.
14. You are given an assignment of doing an English oral report on a work of your choosing and despite the advice of your "saner" friends, decide to do it on the X-Files.
15. You decide your senator looks just like The Puppet. [The killer bellhop in Clyde Bruckman. Played by Stu Charno.)
16. You compare other random people you meet to X-Files' characters.
17. You go into a manic, crying, panic attack when you realize your mother's old VCR can't tape FX. [but spend 12 hours trying to get it to anyway.]
18. You take notice whenever you see the numbers 1013 or 1121.
19. You consider it good luck whenever you look at a clock when it reads 10:13 or 11:21.
20. Your roommate is a little late coming home and you worry that she might have been abducted by aliens.
21. You check the back of your neck for implants and encourage your mother to do the same.
22. You have a masking-taped "X" on your window.
23. The masking-taped "X" on your window actually brings the occasional informant.
24. You see a group of military men and trucks on the side of the road and look for where the alien body may be hidden.
25. You convince (well, sort of...) your mother that her dog is really an alien sent down to spy on the inhabitants of earth and unfortunately was originally misled that Pomeranians were really the species in charge, but is now unable to fix his mistake and must live out the time on earth until his people come again in a three-pound and very dependant body.
26. You're accused of being paranoid at least three times a day.
27. You no longer think Star Trek Conventions are weird.
28. Your dreams start involving X-Files characters.
29. You daydream about what your part would be on the X-Files if CC ever discovered you.
30. You "see" references to the X-Files in the Bible.