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(DD): All right everybody, word up, word up, word up. Come on everybody, word up, gather round.

For those of you who haven't taken my splits and hurky jerky jump workshops, I'm Dale Havner, The Havinator, and your at the spirit stick compinition here at Camp Paula Abdul. (Does that breath thing)

everybody take a seat over there, and get ready to pump up the jam. (Breath thing) On a serious note, not to bum anybody out, but whomever cut the front off my speedo, not cool, because, well, it's my only speedo, and well enough said.

lets here it for our first group who call themselves Pep Daddy.

Kraig, and Ariana: All aboard!!!! Butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt UGLY. Your butt ugly.

We are the might spartans riding up your astroterph. People say your so ugly godzilla gave you birth.

Note: at this point I'll be calling them, D , A and K.

A : Hey? Whose that spartan gettin' a weggie?

K: It's me, it's me.

A: Whose that Spartan gettin' a weggie?: It's me, it's me.

A and K: Uha, uha, uha, uha, uha. String, come on it's not just for (D: Woo jumps cross screen, I'm sorry about that) strippers anymore.

D: You guys should be called hallipenious 'cause you(breath thing) are so hot.

lets find out more about Kraig and Ariana

A: Well,(Breaths heavly for a bit) My name is Ariana, and um I'm just like Mary Taylor Moore, only I don't have a Jewish friend. (giggles) I'm uh coming to terms with my small chest, and um dispite my bike accident I'm still technically a virgin.

D: Sex can wait!!

A and K: Masterbate!!!! (They all jump around for 30 secs like morons very excited)

D: Kraigs turn, how about you, how about you.

K: Well I'm a Tauras which means I can be stuborn, and i'm afraid off water sports.

D: Uh oh, Someone doesn't like to take off their shirt. Back hair?

K: Guilty as charged. (puts up hand as if taking an oath)

D: Believe me I know how you feel. I have nipples the size of dinner plates.

K: Not attractive

A: Dinner plates

D: Flatware

do breathe thing and ways to calm down.

D: Are guys ready to do your power cheer?

A and K: Aightttttt!!!!

K: ok

A: ready?

K: okdeep breathes

A and K: The spartans hate to brag, but we're a real hum dinger. We're gonna kick your butt like a guest on Jery Springer. Say who you talkin' to, who you talkin' to, who you talkin' to uh(A pertends to hit K in stomach)

A: I am a hooker, aint got no teeth. i killed my husband with a x-mas wreath. (K clapping)

A and K: Say who you talkin' to, who you talkin' to, who you talkin' to uh(K hits A in nose)

K: I'm a transvestite, I'm dealing drugs, 'cause my red neck daddy never gave me hugs.(A claps)

A and K: say who you talkin' to. Filale thought. Jerry Springer.

A: Come on you guys get with the program less sploutation.(D jumps cross stage

D: You guys that cheer was funk-taggish. I think the judges are ready with your scores.

A and K: okay.

Annoncer : Creativity 0.3, (A and K happy) athletisism 0.6, (A and K happy) Difficulty 0.0 (A and K not happy). Lameness 10 (A and K happy)

A:' Kraig we nailed it Paula Abdul would be so proud.

D: You guys I've been tight with Paula since she was a Lacker girl and i know 2 things about her. 1 she likes to have her hair brushed, and 2 shes a stickler for high kicks and Booty work.

Snot 1: Attention all a$$ vacums.

A, and K: Yes? Snot 1:According to the rule book you have to have at least 4 in your group to get a spirit stick

Snot 2: Yes and 1, 2 you are both discalified.

A: ahh Kraig what are we going to do?

D: You guys if you don't mind, a 37 year old who collects Barbies I'd be happy to jion your squad.

K: Thanks Dale, but that's only 3.

D: right.

A: Kraig look a helicopter. I, I think it's Rosie Pereze.

K: no I think it's Debbie Allen.

D: If it's who i think it is I'm going to saturate my speedo.

Note: Paula Abdul is now PA.walks in they freak.

D: Oh my god, oh my god,........................................................................It's Paula Abdul. You are my goddess, can I, can i brush your hair?

PA: No Dale.

D: Ok is it, (breath thing) is it because I'm your co-worker?

PA: no Dale it's because your nipples are the size of dinner plates.

D: Oh, Not attractive.

PA: Here play with this. (pulls Barbie out of waist band of pants in back.)

D: Ohhhhh!!! It's Malibu Bubble Barbie!! Yes. completes the set.

A: Paula, striaght up now tell us are you here to be the fourth member of our squad. (sings)

PA: Actually I'm here to gst you registration fees.

A: Ahhhh!!!

PA: And be the 4th member of your super squad. A and PA jump around hugging and screaming.

PA: Lets kick it!!