Dr Chad's Hate Bill Gates Page

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Welcome to my hate bill gates page. This page is dedicated to making a total mockery of Mr. monopoly head CEO of Micro$oft, Bill Gates himself !

The reason this page is here is that there are several people out there including myself who disapprove of what Bill And Micro$oft are doing. Micro$oft has an unfair advantage over other companies such as Netscape due partially to the fact that Micro$oft Internet Explorer is deliberately imbedded in the windows 95 and 98 operating systems as well as Micro$oft Office so that you Can't remove it from your computer without your whole operating system crashing!! Micro$oft is perpetually stomping on any good companies that come along,... that is after he steals their software ideas for his own use. Somehow bill is convinced that the whole damn world wants his Crappy browser that Dies every five minutes when they can download a REAL browser for free ( like Netscape ) Well anyway, On With The Show!

I Created The Above Image With Animation Shop (Part Of Jasc Paint Shop Pro 5)

And Now For Your Viewing Pleasure Straight From A Top Secret Microsoft Document.....really i swear i didn't write it ...He He..

Dear Subjects,
I am proud to announce that due to ME we have successfully overthrown netscape for the
time being. Keep working on our "eccentric" artificial java that only works with Microsoft Internet Explorer and crashes on any other web browser. I was unfairly yelled at by the department of justice a few weeks ago and they forced me to take the icon for my wonderful Internet Explorer off the desktop of windows 95 and 98, however i did manage to lie to them and convince them that windows 95 and 98 won't run without the actual program being there which thanks to Me can't be uninstalled anyway. Good work on the fake news articles we secretly published thanks to the help of dollars from the launch of Internet Explorer being pumped up the ass of poor desperate journalists But the horrible evil law finally caught us doing that. We have to stop creating fake positive publicity for the time being so we will have to think of other sneaky ways of getting good publicity. Keep inflating our programs with those outstanding little memory consuming animated icons that twirl around and entertain people keep on working and remember to notify me immediately if a good company comes along that wont sell itself to us.

Links To Other Anti Bill Sites

Microshaft Home Page
This Page Is By Far The Funniest Spoof On Bill Gates I've Ever Seen
Click Here To Go To Microshaft !

Interactive Links & Fun Stuff

(Note These Things Use Shockwave And Won't Run On AOL's Retarded Browser)

Click Here To Go To The Gates O' Matic Site Where You Can Dress Bill Gates In
Everything From A Space Suit To Women's Clothing ! Have Fun!!

Click Here To Go To A Site Where You Can Punch Anybody From Bill Gates To

Ronald Mc Donald Or Even Slap A Spice Girl !!

THIS PAGE IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION AND STILL IN IT'S INFANCY , PLEASE COME BACK SOON , I HOPE TO HAVE EVERYTHING HERE BY NEXT WEEK!

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Last Modified: Sunday, June 28, 1998 at 03:20 PM