Official Decision: Pimp Daddy Cain has his spot reserved in the tourney.
Scorpio & Nate Tesch v. Bobby Nice & RipTide: This was a fairly one-sided match with Scorpio still in the hospital. Nate Tesch put out his best efforts despite the odds, but in the end, RipTide finished off Nate Tesch with a hurricanrada off the top rope. After the Match, RipTide clled out Jason Wylde, but he didn't show. Rip Tide then announced that he would make his presence felt that night.
Winners: RipTide & Bobby Nice:
(The Monday night Massacre intro has just played, and it is immediately followed up with the chorus of "The Launch" by Boston blaring over the PA systems. the fans are going wild as Stunnin Steve and Grendel are powerwalking to the ring. Steven Slash is in his corner waiting for the match to start.)
Mike Ixnay: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Monday Night Massacre, and as we fcan plainly see, Stunnin Steve and Grendel are not in a good mood at all....
Larry Nabisco: I wonder if it has anything to do with Stunnin Steve v. Carzy Joe II???
(Stunnin Steve and grendel are in the ring and Stunnin Steve immediately interrupts Larry.) Stunnin Steve: Now I see how ya want it... Jason bagwell, get you stupid scrawny ass out here right now!!!
(the fans pop the roof)
Stunnin Steve: Jason Bagwell, The Wandering Traveler from the celing, all of ya... I am here right now you stupid jackasses, so why don't ya bring it to the ring right now and I'll take you out one on two!!! Grendel will stay out of it!!!
(pauses)
Stunnin Steve: Jason Bagwell, Dark man above, if you boys are in the building tonight, you better plan on getting an ass-whooping that you will never live down. I am calling you out right now. Bring it on!!!
(Steven Slash begins to mouth off at Stunnin Steve)
Stunnin Steve: You'll get your ass whipped soon enough boy, so why don't you know your role and shut the hell up before I jhand your stupid jackass over to ya?
(Slash continues to mouth off at Stunnin Steve)
Stunnin Steve: Grendel, let me have this one man...
(Grendel backs off for Steve)
Grendel v. Steven Slash: The match starts off with Stunnin Steve charging Slash with a clothesline into the corner and choking him out. Steve goes ruthless on him and chokes him out in the corner weith his foot and kicks him to the point that he can barely stand. Finally, the ref is able to get Steve to let him out of the corner and Slash charges Steve as Grendel comes back into the ring and darts Slash wth a clothesline from behind. Steve gets back up and pulls Slash up for him and Grendel to put him in a double chokeslam. They double chokeslam him into the corner and pound away at him in the corner. The ref tries to get on of them out of the ring and gets nailed by Stunnin Steve in the process. Steve and Grendel proceed to put Slash in a powerbomb/reverse stunner combo in the middle of the ring. Slash lies unconcious as the fans start littering the ring. The bell rings and several paramedics enter the ring to pull a nearly crippled Slash out of the ring.
Stunnin Steve: And that's what you get for fucking with Stunnin Steve!!! Bagwell, man from the roof, if you got the guts... COME AND FUCKING GET IT!!!
Mike Ixnay: Man this is sick, we'll be back!!!
(commercial break)
Mike Ixnay: Welcome back fans, and Slash is on his way to the hospital as we speak...
Larry Nabisco: Steve is a mad man tonight!!! Bagwell and this mystery man have really opened up a pandora's box here!!!
Mike Ixnay: As I understand it, Scheme Gene is standing at the runway for an interview at this time... take it away Gene!!!
("Got the Life" by Korn blares over the PA as Ru descends through the crowd towards the ring. Fans crowd around making his rush slow. He eventually hops the guard rail and slides into the ring to a big pop. Scheme Gene calls over Ru and pats him on the back before begining to speak)
Scheme Gene - Ladies and gentleman let's welcome back the former NEW United States Champion, Ru!
(the crowd gives a decent pop to the returnee)
Ru - Thanks, Scheme and I must say it's good to be back here in NEW. I've been away for a good 2 months but I'm glad to be back in one of the greatest organizations there is.
(Scheme Gene applauds and the crowd gives a standing ovation to NEW)
Ru - Now if I may, Scheme, I'd like to address Jason Wylde. You see a few days ago he accused me to losing to Dutch Daon and that he pinned me 1..2..3 right here in the middle of the ring. Well I never have been pinned here in NEW and I lost the United States Title in a 3 way dance while I was outside of the ring. Dutch Daon is a great wrestler but we never did have our rematch. Now, Jason Wylde, why don't you step in the ring with me Friday night and I'll just hand over your ass to you after I am done whoopin it.
(Ru pauses as the crowd cheers)
Scheme Gene - You're not only in FOWWW but you're in Lord of the Rings as well. You have to concentrate on three associations really. How can you do this?
Ru - Well you see, Scheme Gene, I've been prepared my whole life. I'm focused on winning the NEW World Championship. I have that embeded in my mind and nothing will take it away. As for the FOWWW I'm taking it slow with the action and seeing what comes my way. Here in NEW Jason Wylde is about to get a lesson in why you shouldn't run your mouth. He will experience Pain and Terror and I will take that little third string title from him. I will inflict great pain upon him
Scheme Gene - What is your future here in NEW after Jason Wylde?
Ru - Well hopefully I can lead NEW into the future being a champion. I will back down from no one and accept all challenges with or without being the champ. I do promise everyone in NEW this.....I will inflict pain on you all for I am the innovator of pain and the master of terror. Your time is up and you will meet your doom.....so it is spoken and so it is heard.....
("Got the Life" is drowned out by the chorous of cheers for Ru as he hops to the outside of the ring then leaping into the crowd. Scheme Gene turns the mic off and exits the ring. Back to Larry and Mike)
Mike Ixnay: Ru, a former United States Heavyweight Champion is now back in the NEW as one of the top contenders for the NEW World Heavyweight Title. As we have seen this past weekend, he was awarded OFFICIALLY a seed in the tourney after saving the day so to speak in a match between JJ Hart and Steven Slash from this past weekend.
Larry Nabisco: This youngster has come a long way in the short time he has been in the sport.
Mike Ixnay: Well, we have yet another qualifying match for you tonight as Spawn will face off against Tyrant in this round two match as we go to the ring...
Tyrant v. Spawn: This match basically stars in the locker rooms and eventually makes it ot the ring throught the crowd. Along the way, they get some guardrails and chairs involved in the brawl and basically fight in teh crowd most of the match. Finally the match is forced to the ringside area where they break three tables, destroy $1000's of recording equipment, choke each other out with cable, and do a lot of high impact power moves to the bare concrete. Spawn finally gets somewhat of an edge over the match and does a few highflying moves such as a plancha and a swandive off the top rope to the outside. Tyrant would then turn the tide by dodging a highflying move and send Spawn into the ring where Spawn would regain the edge by reversing a clotheline into a tornado DDT. spawn would then attemp to wrap up the match with a hurricanrada only for it to be reversed to a powerbomb and to be pinned in a close call.
Winner: Tyrant
Mike Ixnay: I can't believe it!!! Fans, we will be back and hopefully we can get Stunnin Steve cantained here...
Mike Ixnay: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Masscre as we are about to bring to you a match featuring our World Television Champion up against the newest member of The Rave...
("Unforgiven 2" by Metalica plays over the PA system as the Nugget World Order come out.)
Mike Ixnay: what's goin on here???
#1: Well, we're back yet again. So, what's up?
Larry Nabisco: Not these goofs again!!!
(Some fans cheer, others boo)
Nugget #2: Jeese, what did we do to you?
Nugget #1: Do you remember that we told you we would take out every tag tean in this fed. Hey, Joe Blow back there in the trailor, roll the footage.
(tape plays)
Mike Ixnay: Whoa, this is The Freak and Head!! in there locker room.
Larry Nabisco: Yeah, and they are knocked out. There is Nugget World Order stuff everywhere.
(tape fades back to the ring)
Nugget #1: Well, it looks like The Freak and Head!! are hurt.
Nugget #2: Ohh...I might want to visit them idiots in the hospital.
Nugget #1: OK, down to buisness. I challenged that idiot PDC. Did he accept? Nope. He is just a big chicken. I mean...I am a nugget. Who would be scared if a Nugget. Well, I will get him tonight or Friday. He WILL feel my rath. He needs to remember this: Nuggets don't by themselves.
(they throw the mics down and exit through the crowd as "Unforgiven 2" plays over the PA)
Mike Ixnay: Let's get to the next match already!!!
Wolverine v. Hatchetman (TV Title Match): Both man are introduced to the ring, but Hatchetman comes out with former Prez, Dan Ashe and the current United States Champion, Danny Raven. Wolvie stays at a disadvantage all throughout the match with Danny Raven and BDC distracting Wolvie throughout the match. Finally, EnFuego makes a gues appearance and uses his "throne" on Wolvie and leaves the ring as the ref disqualifies Hatchetman. StoneCold comes out from teh back to help Wolvie, but to no prevail. Finally Wolvie gets back up and takes out Hatchetman with a T-Bone and chases Danny Raven and BDC out of the ring.
Mike Ixnay: WOW, this one almost blew up!!! We'll be right back with the main event folks!!!
Mike Ixnay: Up next is our featured bout for the night bewtwee...
(NAO Music begins to play)
PDC: (from backstage) Oh, you didn't know?
Mike Ixnay: (as if unexpected) What the Hell?
(music continues)
PDC: Than your ass better call somebodyyyyyyy!!!!
(PDC comes out dressed as Road Dog, Buck as Bad Ass, both wearing DX t-shirts)
They enter the ring, as fans are going wild.
PDC: Cut the Music. (music stops) Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Children of all ages. The Powers That Be, in association with NEW Extreme Wrestling, proudly bring to you its N-E-W Tag Team Champions of the.......
BM: Wait a Minute! That's not our gimmick.
PDC: What?
BM: That's what the New Age Outlaws do.
PDC: Oh yeah... let me start over then. Fans laugh.
PDC: Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Children of all ages.... You've got your sights set on the BEST DAMN TAG TEAM IN THE WORLD. First, the two time Extreme Champion, a true phenom in every sense of the word, and the man that just last night, did more things to Jason Wylde's girlfriend than you can read about in the Kama Sutra, THE BUCKMASTER!!!!
(Fans go wild...)
PDC: Next, there's me. I am your role model. I am your champion. And if you're a ho, I am probably your employer.....(fans laugh) I am the best damn athlete in the world today, the PIMP DADDY CAIN!!!!
(Fans go wild again....)
PDC: WE ARE THE MOTHERF*CKING LADY KILLERS!!!!! (FANS GO WILD)
PDC: Let's start out tonight with the Head!!! and the Freak. Now, I don't know what gave you the idea that you deserve a title shot, but apparantly, you're getting another one. Hey, if the Brass wants us to defend these straps against a few jabronies like yourselves, that's fine. So, what we'll do, for the second straight Friday, is walk to the ring, kick your asses, keep our belts, and celebrate with Candi and Brittany.
BM: I thought their names were....
PDC: (Interrupting) Buck, do names really matter? Now, on to the Nuggets. You two are a joke, plain and simple. First off, I had a match tonight, so I couldn't accept your challenge. Second, you come out and say you're gonna get me? Well, watch your back, because I'm gunning for you two. And if you want to take out some tag teams, try to aim a little higher than those jobbers. Now, Buck, don't you have a match tonight?
BM: You're damn right. Jason Wylde.....(Fans start to boo) Wow, Wylde, just by mentioning your name the crowd gets depressed. You know, you really bring the room down. Wylde, that belts as good as mine, and you know it. I've won it before, and I can certainly take it from someone like you. I'll give the devil his due, you're good......but not great. That's where I come in. I am great, and I will take the gold today.
Mike Ixnay: We'll go undrway with this one after a quick word from our sponsors...
Buck Master v. Jason Wylde (Extreme Title Match): This match starts off real slow with no man having any rel advantage until Buck busts Wylde's lip. Wylde then gets a fire up under him and gains an advantage that lasts a few minutes. He gets a few near pinfalls until he messes up and Buck ducks a clothesline. Buck then turns the match completely around with him using some of his primary moves to get a strong push with the crowd. buck gets many near falls and is finally ready to set Wylde up for his buck Bomb off the top rope. He connects, but he is winded after the move and falls to the ropes. Rip Tide then enters the ring and pulls Jason Wylde up and Side suplexes him and goes to work on him. The ref calls for the bell and disqualifies Buck Master and when Buck sees what is going on, he becomes unglued and pulls Riptide off of Wylde and mouths him off. the two get into a fight in the middle of the ring that ends with the locker room emptying into the ring to brek up the fight, but it turns into a full scale war in the middle of the ring.
Mike Ixnay: Oh my, this one has become out of control!!! Fans, we will be back, I just got word that Stunnin steve is on his way back to the ring!!!!
Larry Nabisco: Oh my!!! Don't go!!!
Mike Ixnay: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Massacre. As you can See, Stunnin Steve is on his way back to the ring as we speak. He is looking pretty mad right now.
Larry Nabisco: Have you ever known him to be happy?
Stunnin Steve: Well, well, well... Grendel and I found the two sissies that are Jason Bagwell and that loser from the rafters in the back hiding from us... Grendel, Scorpio, bring em on out...
(Scorpio and Grendel walk out dragging two midgets by the arm. They are dressed up like Jaosn Bagwell and the man from the rafters.)
Mike Ixnay: What is the purpose of this???
Stunnin Steve: You boys have been a pain in my ass long enough, it is time for you to get what you deserve... Grendel, Scorp, let them have it!!!
(Grendel and Scorpio are giving both midgets a wedgie and the fans are laughing. Grendel shoves the one dressed as Bagwell in first. Steve pummels him with a right hook and gets on teh ground and pummels him continuously and bites his face while Scorpio and Grendel continue to double wedgie the other midget on the outside.)
Mike Ixnay: What is the point of all this??? He has the cheerleading outfit!!! Steve is going to put both men in the chearleading outfits!!!
Larry Nabisco: Who is that coming up behind Grendel and Scorpio?
Mike Ixnay: The mystery man has come out of the audience and he nails Scorpio from behind!!! Scorpion Death Drop on Grendel from behind!!!
Larry nabisco: Steve sees him and they are staringa t each other face to face!!!
Mike Ixnay: We got to go!!! See you this Wednesday on Warfare!!!!
Larry Nabisco: The man is getting in the ring and they are going at it!!!
(abrupt cut to copyright)