Winner: Tombstone
After the match, Buck master chased Tyrant off to the back as the announcers called for a commercial break.
(commercial break)
Bobby Nice v. Riptide: This match was fairly short with Bobby nice turning his back before the bell rang and RipTide jumping him from behind. RT went to the attack early on and went for some of his primary moves to try for a quick finish. He soon missed one clothesline and was met with a boot to the groin and three punches to the forehead by bobby nice. Bobby went for a whip to the corner and tried to follow up with a clothesline, but RT moved out of the way and did a reverse side suplex to him out of the corner and rolled him up wiht a handfull of tights for a fast 3 count.
Winner: RipTide
Debonair Hauer v. Wolverine: In this amazing bout, Wolverine and Stonecold came out at the front of the match and said that after the match tonight, they were going to take Debbie's girl and show her what real men are like. This set up for a hot match between Hauer and Wolvie. Throughout the matcfh, Stonecold was flirrting with Tawny on the outside until she finally slapped him. On the inside, wolvie and hauer were exchanging the momentum for the early moments until Hotohori got on the ring apron and clothelined wolvie from behind after Hauer whipped him to the ropes. hauer then went for a Deubachee, but wolvie countered with a T-bone. Then wolvie went for hoto and clotheslined him with Stonecold still flirting with Tawny on the outside. As Hauer got back up, Wolvie went for the ever popular DVD and then the DAS. Then Hotohori finally regained conciousness and got back ont eh ring apron distracting the ref. As this appened, Hauer tapped out and the fans went wil, but no ref! Wolvie went to try to get the ref's attention, and Debonair got back up and nailed Wolvie from behind with a Deubachee. Hauer then got the victory wiht a clean 3 count.
Winner: Debonair Hauer
Mike Ixnay: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Friday Night Fire!!! As we all saw earlier this week, Dan sweeny lost a match between him and Jason Wylde due to an outside interferance. Now as we understand, Dan is on his way out here right now to...
(the crowd pops boos as Sweeny comes out of the back area with a frown on his face.)
Larry Nabisco: Speak of the devil....
MI: He is on his way out right now to... I guess address the loss. I dunno...
Dan Sweeny: Now if you stupid people would shut the hell up out there, I have something to say!!! (the crowd boos Sweeny)
DS: I am not one to whine or complain, but I GOT SCREWED by Mr., Reaves Wednesday, and I can prove it!!!
(the crowd boos louder)
I have proof as this behind the scenes tape shows you that Reaves paid off The Lady Killers, Riptide and Ru all to cost me the match!!! Roll the film!!!
-----------------video feed begins on wall
(Reaves and co are in the loading area having a secret meeting.)
Mr Reaves: Now you guys, this is an important match. If Sweeny happens to get the win tonight, I am toast! I want Wylde to win at all costs!!! Got that???
(the men are nodding ans Reaves notices the cameraman.)
Mr. Reaves: Hey you, get that camera out of here!!!
(the four men huddle around the cameraman as it snows out.)
------------------------- end of feed
Dan Sweeny: Now Reaves, if you ain't got the balls to let the best damn wrestler in this hole have the World Title, then you mighty as well give it to the Green Dragon or something... yeah, what happened to that guy anyway??? Reaves, you ain't got no balls!!! You aint got no manhood in ya, that's why the wife comes to me, but enough of her scanchy ass!!!
Mr. Reaves: Sweeny!!!
(the fans boo at Reaves)
MR: you are a disgrace to me and this company... if I would fire you I could, but... since I am AM after all the REAL owner of the NEW, and the SOUL booker of this jig, then I will do this to show you that i am not TOTALLY unfair...
(the audience boos Reaves as he smiles at the crowd.)
MR: AFTER your match with Reno, Rude, and Tseng at LOTR... IF you beat them, you will get a shot at the United States Heavyweight Title!!!
(the crowd cheers as Sweeny's face lights up)
MR: If you can beat these three men with NO help, you will get a shot at the US Title on a day of your choice!!!
DS: I accept!!!
MI: Whoa!!!
MR: Get ready to go through hell NEXT Friday then...
MI: It's signed!!! If Sweeny wins at the PPV, he gets a shot at the US Title!!!
The Powers That Be v. The KFC Bandit & The Watermellon Fellon: This match started off with a relatively new team being introduced to the NEW. The match itself was fairly bboiring, but near the end, a new man to the NEW came out called "The Saltine Slayer". He had with him a bucket of KFC and The KFC Bandit oleft the ring apron to go talk to The Slayer. Grendel and Steve continued to double team The Fellon in the ring and all of a sudden, The Bandit's face lightens up and he runs to the ring and he pulls Grendel and Steve off of The Fellon. He speaks to him...
KFC: Hey nigga, dis fool sez dat dey got a specia' goin on at KFC wit Fried Chickin an Wallamellon fo $5.99!
WF: $5.99?!?!?!?!? Less go!!!
KFC: See you crackas on the flipside!!!
(The two men then leave the ring to a countout by the ref. A shocked Steve and Grendel look at each other and count down with the ref.)
winners: The Powers That Be by countout
MI: I have never seen anything like this...
LN: They sold out for some cheap chicken and watermellon...
MI: We'll be back folks!!!
(KFC special runs, 10 pc. and Watermellon meal deal for $5.99!!! You can't beat it!!!)
Mike Ixnay: Well fans, we're bac, adn we just got through seeing a very um... interesting turn of events...
Larry Nabisco: The Saltine Slayer??? This makes NO sense what so ever...
Mike Ixnay: Standing by is Scheme Gene wating for an interview... Gene???
Scheme Gene: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight on the hotline right after Friday Night Fire... are the rumours true about a secret alliance being formed in the NEW? Who is it forming the alliance and what will it mean for the future of the organization? This and much more on the hotline tonight, so get on the horn tonight and call me at 1-900-909-FUCKMEINTHEGOATASS!!! That number again is 1-900-909-FUCKMEINTHEGOATASS. Kids, you don't even need your parent's permission before dialing! I would like to introduce to you at this time, the man that claims that he will be the next NEW World Heavyweight Champion, RU!!!
("Got the Life" by Korn blares over the PA as Ru makes his way through the crowd. A swarm of hot chicks surround Ru and flash their tits in his face as he is soon smothered in cleavage. Ru get's groped and fondled and recieves dozens upon dozens of phone numbers before hopping the rail and sliding into the ring where Scheme Gene awaits him.)
Scheme Gene - Welcome to Friday Night Fire, Ru. It's certainly been a busy week for you as things have heated up between you, Pimp Daddy Cain and Jason Wylde.
Ru - That's right Gene Scheme. Jason Wylde, The Rhinestone Cowboy, certainly has got in my face this past week but later tonight I will inflict tremendous pain upon him. That Village People wannabe can go hook up with that indian Pimp Daddy Cain and go on "tour" together if you know what I mean.
Scheme Gene - Yes, I think we all know what you mean. You've been ordered by MISTER Reaves himself to cut the homosexual remarks.
Ru - Well Gene Scheme, I'm in the festive mood. HO, HO, HO!
Scheme Gene - Santa Claus?
Ru - No, Jason Wylde's mom, Pimp Daddy's mom, and MISTER Reaves' WIFE!
(The crowd erupt in laughter and applause Ru. Scheme Gene chuckles a bit as well.)
Scheme Gene - I think we all know about MISTER Reaves' wife. Anyways, it looks as if you're declaring war on all three of these men.
Ru - Well Mean Gene after having MISTER Reaves' wife I'd say I'd forfeit to him. Damn going to bed with that thing everynight would take a lot of courage. I say MISTER Reaves is the NEW World Champ to overtake that task and not letting any of us men do it.
(Once again the crowd laughs at the antics of Ru, who has never showed a comedic side like this...well...EVER)
Scheme Gene - So what about Jason Wylde?
Ru - Well Scum Gene, The Rhinestone Cowboy can take his fruity attitude and hit the road because I'm the sure bet on the Lord of the Rings for I am the King of the Streets. You might say he's a Queen.
(Ru flops on his back laughing as the crowd bursts into tears over this new found humor from Ru. Scheme Gene helps Ru to his feet.)
Ru - thanks Levi Jean, I'm sorry but I'm just a regular knee slapper tonight, aren't I?
Scheme Gene - This humorous attitude certainly is a turnaround from your normal dark and twisted attitude.
Ru - Boy, Gene Pool, you sure do your homework. After this tournament is over I'll grant you another interview. Village People Cowboy, you're number is up tonight and I will destroy you in the ring!
("Got the Life" by Korn blares over the PA as Ru hops over the ropes to the floor below and hops over the rail where all the hot chicks are sitting. They swarm Ru once again and leave with him back to his dressing room.)
MI: Thank you Gene for that interesting interview... up next is a match surrounded in controversy as this new faction called "The Nugget Side.... um World Order takes on the NEW World Tag Team Champs, The Lady Killers...
The Lady Killers v. The Nugget World Order: This match stays wrapped up in controversy as The Nuggets spend most of the time trying to keep the masks on. The match heats up as The Lady Killers finally decide to do some double team work over The Nuggets, and toward the end, The Lady Killers decide to try and take off the masks. They finally gt both men down and have the fans count to three with them as they rip off the masks to reveal The Head!! and The Freak as the Nugget World Order. The fans and the announcers are in shock as well as The Lady Killers as they thought that The Nuggets were some other people. The Nuggets leave the ring covering up thier faces and yelling at The Lady Killers telling them that "it's not over yet! It's not over till your mommies sing to us!". The ref counts out The Nuggets and The Lady Killers win by countout while staring at The Nugget World Order baffled and bedazed.
Winners: The Lady Killers
Jason Wylde v. Ru: This match starts off with Ru in the ring first mouthing off about Jason Wylde being the space cowboy and how he humped his mom and stuff like that. Little does he know that Wylde is coming in through the audience with a baseball bat.Finally Ru turns around before Wylde gets in the ring and says something along the lines of, "Oh, so you think you are going to sneak up on me like that huh? You won't look so smart with that bat shoved up your ass like your dildo on a Friday night!!!". As Ru continues to bad mouth Wylde, RipTide comes in through the crowd with a chair and slams it into Ru's back. Wylde then drops the bat and gets in the ring and helps RipTide double team Ru. With security now entering the ring, Wylde and Tide take them out and continue to work on Ru. Finally, the man from the rafters comes in and takes out both Wylde and RipTide with a pair of Scorpion Death Drops. the match is officially thrown out as Stunnin Steve is now headed to the ring.
Official Decision: No contest
Stunnin Steve enters the ring and confronts the man from the rafters. Steve shoves him and speaks into his mic.
Stunnin Steve: Well well well young man, you finally came to my home turf. I don't know what you think you are doing, but I think I know why you are here. Listen man, if you think that you can just...
Man: (interupting) Silence!
(The crowd is now in anticipation as the man from the rafters speaks for the first timeon national television)
Man: You and I have a past old man. I doubt the people of this organization kow about it, and I doubt that most of these fans know about it, but you may know me, but I know you. We have had a past together and I think we need to settle it once and for all, but not here... Steve, you will get your chance to be destroyed at the PPV my friend, but for now... you can call me your Silent Assassin who will take you out at Lord of the Rings...
MI: Wait, THAT"S BAGWELL BEHIND STEVE!!!
LN: He just nailed Steve from behind with a clothesline and they are both doubleteaming Steve now... what is going on here and who is that man???
(The Silent Assassin stands over Steve as Bagwell grabs him by the hair.)
SA: Steve, you think i was going to be here alone??? you damn wrong!!! Bagwell is here to watch my back, and you will be extinguished at the PPV. you can count on it...
MI: Here comes Grendel and Scorpio!!! And The Silent Assassin and Bagwell are leaving the ring!!! Fans we are out of time, we'll see you at Monday Night Massacre!!!
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