(The setting opens in a filled arena with the pyros blazing out of the four corners of the ring, and the fireworks going off at the runway and the FNF theme music blaring across the PA.) Mike Ixnay: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another exciting edition of Friday Night Fire live from the Center in Chattanooga, Tennessee. I'm Mike Ixnay, and this is Bobby Strainin as we bring to you the hottest show on the planet, Friday Night Fire!!! As we closed this Monday, you saw Mr. Reaves lose an impromptu match against Warlock Hall for control of NEW. If not, the encore presentation of the match will be presented tomorrow night on the local news... Trey Murray of all people interfered in the end of that bout to cost Mr. Reaves control of the NEW... Bobby Strainin: Those two egomaniacs have been at each other's throats for months, and I say it is a simple case of jealousy on thier parts... Mike Ixnay: Well, Warlock has been having some "Fire Girls" rehearse some dancing behind the scenes for tonight, but unfortunately, three fell into the pyro display, one fell off the stage and had a miscariage, and the other two were fired for being 12 pounds overweight... Bobby Strainin: Bumbling fool... Mike Ixnay: Fans, let's opg to the ring for the first match on Friday Night Fire!!! ("Brain Stew" by Green Day plays as the Green Dragon approaches the ring.) Mike Ixnay: Here comes a realatively unknown man in the wrestling world, but now he is regarded as one of the top contenders for the NEW CruiserWeight Title... Bobby Strainin: I heard that Mr. Reaves had an announcement to make on that title tonight... Mike Ixnay: Indeed, since Wolverine and Foster got eliminated in thier match by a doubl DQ this Monday, that leaves Ares left... I don't know if that means he automattically gets the belt, or if they are going to order a rematch between Foster and Wolvie, but nonetheless, ares is the only man left... ("Back In Black" by AC/DC plays as Jeffery James Hart approaches the ring.) Mike Ixnay: And here coems the man that most consider to be greatest FoWWW World Champion of all time... Bobby Strainin: Not me... Mike Ixnay: I DID say most didn't I? Bobby Strainin: Got a point there... (bell rings) Jeffery James Hart v. The Green Dragon: Mike Ixnay: The bell rings, and JJ Hart with a roundhouse right. JJ hits Dragon with a kneelift. JJ Hart whips Dragon into the ropes and goes for a superkick, but Dragon ducks out of the way and goes for the Dragon Sleeper, but JJ Hart counters it with a snapmare takedown!!! Bobby Strainin: Oh wow! I haven't seen this kind of movement since my trip to The White House! Mike Ixnay: What are you talking about? JJ Hart pulls Dragon back up and whips him into the ropes. Dragon puts on the breaks and hits JJ Hart with a kick! Dragon goes for a vertical suplex, but JJ Hart blocks it. JJ Hart hits Dragon with a kick and goes for a suplex, but Dragon counters it with a small package....1....2.... kickout. Bobby Strainin: What action! Dragon hits JJ Hart with a rolling German suplex....1....2.... kickout. Dragon hits JJ Hart with a vertical suplex. The chants for Dragon are deafening. Dragon goes for an inverted atomic drop, but JJ Hart blocks it. Mike Ixnay: JJ Hart goes for a vertical suplex, but Dragon reverses it. Dragon goes for a bodyslam, but JJ Hart blocks it. JJ and Dragon exchanging blows here and JJ Hart nails Dragon with a dropkick. JJ Hart is going for the pin....1.....2... shoulder up. JJ Hart executes a power bomb on Dragon....1...2.... kickout. Bobby Strainin: I have a feeling it's going to take a lot more than that to put either of these men away... Mike Ixnay: JJ Hart takes Dragon down with a headlock takedown. JJ Hart takes Dragon down with a spin kick. JJ Hart runs into the ropes. Dragon hits JJ Hart with a shoulderblock. The Green Dragon is going for the pin....1...2... kickout. Bobby Strainin: Dragon locks JJ Hart in a double chickenwing submission. Mike Ixnay: But JJ Hart reaches the ropes and the ref calls for the break...1...2...3...4....5... Dragon with a clean break, and he pulls JJ up and nails him with a bodyslam. The Green Dragon whips JJ Hart into the ropes. Bobby Strainin: JJ Hart puts on the breaks and hits Dragon with a kick and takes him down with a vertical suplex. JJ pulls him back up and attempts to place Dragon on the turnbuckle, but Dragon blocks it. JJ Hart hits a superkick on Dragon. JJ Hart is going for the pin....1... kickout. Mike Ixnay: JJ Hart whips Dragon into the ropes. Dragon hits JJ Hart with a clothesline. Dragon nails JJ Hart with an elbowdrop. Dragon executes a vertical suplex on JJ Hart. Dragon chops JJ Hart. The crowd is behind The Green Dragon all the way. Dragon kicks JJ Hart. The crowd erupts. Bobby Strainin: The fans are really bewhind both ment tonight aren't they? Mike Ixnay: Indeed they are! JJ Hart hits Dragon. JJ Hart chops Dragon. The crowd is behind JJ Hart all the way. JJ Hart runs into the ropes. JJ misses with an elbow. Dragon nails JJ Hart with an inverted atomic drop. The Green Dragon throws JJ Hart out of the ring. Mills Lane counts: 1...2.... Bobby Strainin: JJ Hart slides back in the ring and Dragon right on the attack, whipping JJ Hart into the ropes, Dragon goes for a hiptoss, but JJ Hart counters it with a backslide....1....2...kickout. Mike Ixnay: JJ Hart hits Dragon with a dragon screw. JJ Hart goes for a headlock takedown, but Dragon throws him off. Dragon hits JJ Hart with a savate kick and takes him down with a side suplex, and the crowd is on its feet cheering for Dragon as he gives the sign for the Dragon Sleeper. Bobby Strainin: Dragon goes for the Dragon Sleeper, but JJ Hart ducks it... Mike Ixnay: Dragon kicks JJ Hart and follows up with a vertical suplex on JJ Hart. Dragon with a double chickenwing submission on JJ Hart. JJ Hart reaches the ropes and the ref calls for a break...1...2...3....4...5.... Bobby Strainin: Dragon breaks the hold and climbs to the top turnbuckle, but JJ Hart nails him in the stomach. Mike Ixnay: Dragon falls onto the top turnbuckle. JJ Hart goes on top and executes a superplex on Dragon.JJ pulls him back up, but Dragon kicks JJ Hart. Dragon with a punch, and Dragon sends JJ Hart out of the ring. Mills Lane counts: 1... Mike Ixnay: JJ Hart reenters the ring and hits Dragon with a doubleaxehandle. He goes for the pin...1...2...3. shoulder up... JJ Hart whips Dragon into the ropes and a kick to the midsection on Dragon. JJ Hart goes for the Snow Plow, but Dragon blocks it. Bobby Strainin: What is it going to take to put either man away? Mike Ixnay: I dunno, but now the two are exchanging blows and the crowd is going into a frenzy. JJ Hart punches Dragon. The chants for Jeffery James Hart are deafening. Dragon kicks JJ Hart. The Green Dragon throws JJ Hart out of the ring. Dragon goes for a flying cross body press, but JJ Hart moves out of the way. Bobby Strainin: OHHHHHHH, those highrisks hardly EVER payoff... Mills Lane: 1...2... Mike Ixnay: Dragon into the guardrails and JJ Hart takes Dragon down with a dropkick. JJ Hart knocks The Green Dragon into the ringsteps. The chants for JJ Hart are deafening. Mills Lane: 3...4...5... Mike Ixnay: They're brawling near the ring... Dragon whips JJ Hart into the guardrail. Now Dragon goes for an armdrag takedown, but JJ Hart counters it with a backslide Mills Lane: 6...7...8... Mike Ixnay: JJ Hart whips Dragon into the guardrail. Now JJ Hart with a fireman's carry on Dragon... HE DROPS HIM FACEFIRST ON THE GUARDRAILS!!! Mills Lane counts: 9...10...11... Mike Ixnay: JJ Hart knocks Dragon into the ringpost. The crowd is behind JJ Hart all the way as JJ Hart whips The Green Dragon into the guardrail. JJ Hart goes for a kick to the midsection, but Dragon moves out of the way... Mills Lane counts: 12...13... Mike Ixnay: Dragon reenters the ring and JJ Hart follows him back in, and he grabs him by the head... Dragon executes the Dragon Sleeper on JJ Hart! The crowd is on its feet cheering for Dragon. Dragon goes for the pin...1...2....3.... The Dragon wins! (bell rings) Mike Ixnay: The Green Dragon comes out victorious again on NEW!!! Fans, at this time, I understand we are going to hear from the new CEO of the NEW, Warlock Hall, as he has an important announcement to make... Gene? Scheme Gene: Fans, I stand by with Warlock tonight who has an important anouncement to make... Warlock Hall, you won against Mr. Reaves this past Monday Night on Massacre to become the new CEO of the NEW. What do you have to say Mr. Hall? (the fans erupt) Mr. Hall: Hey yo... (the fans go wild as Warlock speaks on this.) Mr. Hall: I may not know much about ruinning a company, and you may all think I'm some inhibriated fool, but I got somebody coming in that you all know and love from the past, and he's going to be my new Commish, so come this PPV, we have a new Commish with Mr. Murray's retirement... Scheme Gene: WHAT??? who is it? Can ya give me a clue? Warlock Hall: Well Gene, he is a ledgend in his own prime, and he is a former holder of the World Title in several differnt federations, so he will bring to us a NEW Era, so to speak... Scheme Gene: That's great news... (the fans begin to boo as Mr. Reaves walks out.) Mr. Reaves: Warlock, until the PPV, I know you may not like me and may not want to work with me, but you will need an assistant to run the cards so that we don't have another tragedy like the one with the "Fire Girls" earlier today... Warlock Hall: I dunno, it was cool watching them burn like that, but you are right, I will need help, so I will appoint YOU an assistant as well.... until the PPV, Mr. Murray will be your assistant, and things should run smoothly. Mr. Reaves: Sounds fine with me! (the fans boo as Reaves walks back to the bac, soon to be followed by Warlock) Scheme Gene: Well, times are a changing... let's get back to the ring with more action! Take it away Mike and Bobby! ("Turn To Dust" by Def Leppard plays as The Saltine Slayer approaches the ring.) Mike Ixnay: Fans coming up in this next hour, we will have The Powers That Be, a workd on the sudden dissappearance of Stunnin Steve in the hospitals, and something on the World CruiserWeight Title situation, but right now it is time for the introduction of a newcomer to the NEW... thsi "mysterious man of darkness". As we go to the ring. ("For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Metallica plays as The Man of DARKNESS approaches the ring.) Mike Ixnay: I recognize that music... and this towering figure looks slightly familiar too... Bobby Strainin: Are we pulling a WWF on the fans? Mike Ixnay: I don't think so, but I recognize him from somewhere... Bobby Strainin: Maybe he wrestled here at one time... (bell rings) The Man of DARKNESS v. The Saltine Slayer: Mike Ixnay: The bell has rung, and The Saltine Slayer is going to work on DARNESS already... he's trying to chop this big man down and DARNESS WITH A HEADBUTT! Bobby Strainin: WOW, that seemed to be worthless... Mike Ixnay: The Man of DARKNESS pulls The Saltine Slayer and nails him with a choke slam. The Man of DARKNESS goes for the The Last Chapter, but The Saltine Slayer blocks it!!! The Man of DARKNESS whips The Saltine Slayer into the ropes and hits The Saltine Slayer with a clothesline and he's now he's going for an elbowdrop, but The Saltine Slayer rolls out of the way. Bobby Strainin: I know this man is wearing a mask, but something about his style, and his shape reminds me opf someone... Mike Ixnay: I know, it DOES remind you of your mother doesn't it? Bobby Strainin: HEY!!! Mike Ixnay: The Saltine Slayer catches The Man of DARKNESS in a kneelock submission. The Man of DARKNESS reaches the ropes and the ref is callng for the break....1....2.....3....4.....5.... the ref breaks the hold, and The Man of DARKNESS sits back up. Bobby Strainin: WOW, this guy can take damage! Mike Ixnay: The Saltine Slayer helps him back up and whips The Man of DARKNESS into the turnbuckle. The Man of DARKNESS comes back and rocks The Saltine Slayer with a kick to the midsection. The Man of DARKNESS runs to the ropes and cames back for an elbow, but The Saltine Slayer rolls out of the way. Bobby Strainin: He needs to stay on this big man... Mike Ixnay: The Saltine Slayer hits The Man of DARKNESS with a bulldog, but he sits up. The Saltine Slayer uses a savate kick on The Man of DARKNESS and he sits back up. Bobby Strainin: What is going to put this big man away? The Slayer's attack is seeminly ineffective against him! Mike Ixnay: Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring as Slayer is trying to whip DARKNESS to the ropes, but he reverses... The Man of DARKNESS whips The Saltine Slayer into the turnbuckle and he charges into the corner with a clothesline and HE MISSES AS THE SALTINE SLAYER MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!! Bobby Strainin: Slayer needs to capitalize on him right away when he misses those moves... Mike Ixnay: The Saltine Slayer goes for a bulldog, but The Man of DARKNESS blocks it. The Man of DARKNESS uses a choke slam on The Saltine Slayer and now his pulling him up and IT'S THE LAST CHAPTER ON THE SALTINE SLAYER!!! The Man of DARKNESS goes for the pin....1....2....3.... The Man of DARKNESS wins, and the ring is quickly filling up with debris. (bell rings while the fans boo) ("Enter Sandman" by Metallica plays as Steve Slash approaches the ring.) Mike Ixnay: Steven Slash is on his way to the ring, and as we await the arrival of Trent Raven, as Commishioner Murray instructs us to go to the back at this time... (The camera fades in on a dark locker room. Trent Raven is sitting in the corner in the fetal position wearing ripped black jean shorts and a ripped and torn concert shirt. There are candles all over the room. The scene is all very gothic. In walks Commissioner Trey Murray. He is dressed in a three piece suit.) Trey Murray: Trent, your on next. You ready to make your big debut? Trent Raven: Ready for what? I used to be somebody. I am just a shell of my former self. Life sucks. I used to be on top of the world. I am a former champ in two different promotions. What did I get out of it? Trey Murray: Come on man, you still have some career left. You aren't a has been yet. Trent Raven: Yes I am, everyone here is sorry, and I am destined to be another sorry ass star in another sorry ass federation with another suck ass president. (Raven's theme music starts to play) Trey Murray: Look man, can we talk about this later? You're on. There's your music. (Raven shakes his head no) Trey Murray: Look you bastard, you have a contract with us, now either you go on, or we terminate you... Trent Raven: I'm not going anywhere. Trey Murray: Don't make me resort to this again! (Raven ponders this for a second and then gets up and with shoulders slumped walks out the door. Trey slaps Trent on the back and pats him on the butt.) Trey Murray: I knew you'd see it my way. Trent Raven: Shut up you freaking faggot. I'm only doing this because I don't have any money. Mike Ixnay: What was that about? Bobby Strainin: I dunno, I guess he is back to his old ways... Mike Ixnay: *sighing* Oh goodie... Well, here comes Trent Raven with a chair. Trent Raven throws in the chair, and STEVE SLASH GOES THROGH THE ROPES!!! Slash nails him into the guardrails!!! (bell rings) Steve Slash vs Trent Raven: Mike Ixnay: We are underway, and Steve Slash goes for the clothesline, but Trent Raven moves away.... Trent Raven is handed a frying pan and he hits Slash with the frying pan!!! Mills Lane counts: 1....2....3.... Mike Ixnay: Trent Raven reenters the ring, and he sets up the chair. Slash is back in now, and Trent Raven gets the Drop-toe hold on Steve Slash onto the chair!!! Mills Lane removes the chair from the ring. Trent Raven goes for a hiptoss, but Steve Slash reverses it. Bobby Strainin: Slash has never met anyone... quite like Raven before... Mike Ixnay: I know... Steve Slash throws Trent Raven out of the ring. Steve Slash goes for a somersault plancha, but Trent Raven moves out of the way. Jeffery James hands Trent Raven a strand of Barbed Wire. Trent Raven chokes Slash with the Barbed Wire, and whips Steve Slash into the guardrail and he bumps into Bigg Joe Joe and Jeffery James!!! Mills Lane counts: 1....2....3... Bobby Strainin: Slash causes Joe Joe to spill beer on his shirt!!! Bigg Joe Joe: Man, my $40 silk shirt... ruined!!! Jeffery James: He'll get his... Mike Ixnay: Trent Raven uses an armbar takedown on Steve Slash. Trent Raven sets up a table. Mills Lane counts: 4....5....6....7.... Mike Ixnay: Trent Raven goes for a backspin DDT, but Steve Slash blocks it. Steve Slash whips Trent Raven into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Bobby Strainin: Man what a fight! Mills Lane counts: 8....9....10.... Mike Ixnay: Steve Slash reenters the ring and Trent Raven follows him back in and Bigg Joe Joe jumps over the rails... he slides the table into the ring... Trent Raven takes a swing at Steve Slash with the Barbed Wire!!! Trent Raven executes the Evenflow DDT on the table!!! Trent Raven goes for the pin....1....2....3.... (bell rings) Mike Ixnay: Joe Joe and Jeffery James stole this one right out from under Slash as Joe Joe and Jeff walk off into the crowd... Bobby Strainin: And your winner, the former World Champ and two time former United States Heavyweight Champion... Trent Raven! Mike Ixnay: We'll be back with a word from our sponsors... (NEW's SuperBowl commercial speaking out against violence in sports plays while showing footage of Stunnin Steve v. Scotty G.) (The camera fades back in as "More Human Than The Human" by White Zombie plays on the PA. Matt Foster, Pimp Daddy Cain, and Bowen Danes are on their way out led by the new leader of The Powers, Grendel.) Mike Ixnay: Welcome back to Friday Night Fire folks, and coming out right now, are The Powers That Be, the most dominant stable of all time... Bobby Strainin: I'll say. We've seen a lot of them come and go... most recently Highway666, but this one will stay around for a good long time... Mike Ixnay: And the Man They Call Grendel looks like there is some business to discuss tonight... Grendel: Ares, when are you going to give it up? (The fans boo at the sound of the name "Ares".) Grendel: Damn, the name depresses us all doesn't it? Well boy, I have you at Carnage Bowl '99 alone. And then we will see who will be left standing in the end... as for Dutch Daon... "The Man They Call Grandma" huh? Well, if I'm grandma, then no one ate my cookies, and I'm pissed off! (the fans go wild) Grendel: Daon, I have you where I want you and I know it. If you have the balls, I'll take you on one more time at the PPV to put to rest all the rumours and all the doubt. I'm twice the man, and twice the wrestler you are, so it's put up or shut up time... Matt Foster: The PPV is looking to be "Powers Tha tBe Night", and all the ladies are invited as I take out that wannabe, Wolverine, and that even bigger wannabe, Ares... but Grendel, I promise to save you the leftovers of Ares... (Grendel pats Matt on the back) Matt Foster: I'm happy to just be here, but I'd be happier if "The Family" had the CW belt in OUR possession... Bowen Danes: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bowen Danes: Wolverine, Ares, you both have a big bulleye on your backs right now with The Powers, because you have what belongs to us... and Wylde, if you get my belt by some chance, you will have to be destroyed as well, just like your best friend, Daon, will be by the big man... Grendel, at the PPV. PDC: Tonight it begins again. And the PPV is the Renaissance of the NEW era... we few will come out and show the World why we have lasted, and Buck Master, you will be the first to find out what happens when you cross The Powers... just like Scotty found out against Steve... Grendel: The time is coming, and the sands are running out on the hour glass. Be ready... Mike Ixnay: PDC is on his way to the ring right now, and it looks like The Powers have a purpose for the week... and it looks like ALL title are in jeopardy to The Powers. Bobby Strainin: At once, all themembers of that group had a belt. I thinkwe are about to see another rise of this great group! ("Judgement Day" by Master P pkays as Punisher comes out through the audience.) Mike Ixnay: PDC is talking with a fan in teh front row, but he better look out... (bell rings) The Punisher vs Pimp Daddy Cain: Mike Ixnay: The bell rings, and Punisher catches PDC with a knee to the groin... Punisher goes for a punch, but PDC blocks... PDC WITH AN EYEGOUGE, and PDC break dances for the crowd. Bobby Strainin: The fans love it!!! Mike Ixnay: A small "PDC" chant is being started as PDC hits The Punisher with a swinging neckbreaker. The crowd is cheering on PDC as PDC whips The Punisher into the turnbuckle, but The Punisher reverses it... PDC comes back, but PDC with a swinging neckbreaker on The Punisher!!! PDC has the crowd going wild as he pulls Punisher back up. PDC attempts to whip The Punisher into the ropes, but The Punisher reverses it. Bobby Strainin: PDC is having a hard time with Punisher tonight isn't he? Mike Ixnay: I'll say... The Punisher hits PDC with a backdrop and sends PDC out of the ring!!! The Punisher goes through the ropes, and after PDC with a plancha, sending PDC into the guardrail... The Punisher pulls PDC up and nails PDC with a bodyslam. Bobby Strainin: This Punisher guy is punishing PDC... ref counts: ....1....2....3.....4.....5..... Mike Ixnay: Punisher pulls PDC up and Gorilla Press on PDC. The Punisher pulls him back up and whips PDC into the guardrail. The Punisher pulls him back up by the hair, and sends him into the ringsteps. The Punisher pulls PDC back up and whips PDC into the guardrail. ref counts: 6.....7.....8.....9......10....11....12.... Mike Ixnay: The Punisher pulls PDC back up and scoopslam on PDC. ref counts: 13....14.... Mike Ixnay: The Punisher reenters the ring and drags PDC back in. The Punisher goes to the top rope, and hits PDC with a diving headbutt. The Punisher back to the ropes, and he executes a splash from the second rope on PDC. Punisher pins...1...2... kickout... Bobby Strainin: Couldn't pull it off... Mike Ixnay: The Punisher attempts to whip PDC into the ropes, but PDC reverses it. PDC hits The Punisher with an elbow. Pimp Daddy Cain pulls Punisher up and sends him back down with a back suplex. Pimp Daddy Cain hits a kneedrop on The Punisher. The crowd is going crazy. Bobby Strainin: They're PDC 100% here tonight! Mike Ixnay: PDC pulls Punisher back up and goes for a suplex, but The Punisher blocks it. The Punisher kicks PDC in the gut and lands him with a power bomb!!! Bobby Strainin: What strength!1 Mike Ixnay: The Punisher pulls PDC back up and lands him with a Gorilla Press Slam!!! The Punisher pulls PDC back up and whips PDC into the ropes. The Punisher lands him with a dropkick, and he follows up with an elbowdrop. Bobby Strainin: Punisher could pull off an upset tonight... Mike Ixnay: The Punisher pulls PDC up and executes a DDT on PDC. The Punisher going to the top rope now, and he's going for the Flying Headbutt on PDC, but PDC MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!! Bobby Strainin: Bad move, bad rookie mistake... Mike Ixnay: Punisher lands hard, and PDC to the top and SOMOAN DROP ON PUNISHER!!! PDC pins...1....2...3..... PDC wins!!! Bobby Strainin: What a match! It could have gone either way!!! Mike Ixnay: PDC victorious over Punisher tonight in a hgard fought match. Fans, we have Scheme Gee standing by right now with Mr. Reaves and Ares at this time as it pertains to the CruiserWeight championship, so take it away Gene! (camera switches to the entrance ramp where Gene stands by with Ares and Mr. Reaves) Scheme Gene: Fans, as you saw this past Monday, Ares was victorious over The green Dragon, and Wolverine and Matt Foster fought until the action got too out of hand to call, so Mr. Reaves, I think you have something to say right now. REaves??? Mr. Reaves: First, before I say anything, I owe it to Wolverine and Matt for them to come out here while i say my peace, so Matt Foster, Wolverine, you might as well come down... (Wolverine and Foster come out onto the entrznce ramp.) Mr. Reaves: Ares, you are the only man left int eh tourney, leaving me to announce you as the tourney winner, and first ever CruiserWeight champion of the NEW. Congratulations. (Wolvie and Foster look insulted.) Mr. Reaves: As for you two... (Looking at Foster and Wolvie.) Mr. Reaves: You were jipped out of a fair match for this belt. I am sanctioning right now, a rematch for the PPV, in which the winner of the match will be the number one challenger for the CruiserWeight Title later that night... ALSO, Ares, will defend the title against a suitable top contender for that night to even up the odds. Wolverine: Okay... Matt Foster: Cool... Mr. Reaves: And it will be fought in an enclosed in a steel cage! (the crowd pops) Wolverine: WOOHOO!!! Matt Foster: Extreme eh? Ready to lose some blood Wolvie? Wolverine: I'm all game! Mr. Reaves: It's settled! Foster v. Wolverine at the PPV. The winner gets a shot at the CruiserWeight title that night! Scheme Gene: Thank you Mr. Reaves! Back to you Mike and Bobby! ("Comfortably Numb" by Pink Floyd plays as Sport Jones approaches the ring) Mike Ixnay: WOW, what an announcement! Bobby Strainin: I'll say! It's gonna get extreme on the 13th! Mike Ixnay: Up next is a match for the ETV Title, and in the main event tonight will be Wolverine v. Jason Wylde for the top contendership for next week so let's bring out the champion! ("Pretty Fly For A White Guy" by The Offspring plays as RipTide approaches the ring.) Mike Ixnay: This is shaping out to be some PPV isn't it Bobby? Bobby Strainin: Sure is Mike! Mike Ixnay: Steeler is the official for this match as we begin the match for the ETV Title! (bell rings) RipTide vs Sport Jones: Mike Ixnay: The bell rings and RipTide goes for a lariat, but Sport Jones ducks it... Sport Jones takes RipTide down with a German suplex....1....2... shoulder up. Bobby Strainin: Can't finish him off that quickly... Mike Ixnay: Sport Jones goes for a clothesline, but RipTide ducks out of the way. RipTide with a kick to Sport's midsection and he goes for a piledriver, but Sport Jones blocks it... Bobby Strainin: Bad move by Rip... Mike Ixnay: Sport with a back body drop on RipTide! Sport Jones goes for a clothesline as he gets up, but RipTide counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. RipTide goes for an inside cradle, but Sport Jones reverses it into a German suplex, but RipTide blocks it.... Bobby Strainin: RipTide knows his ring positioning and his reversals. He's spent more time on the canvas than Renoir and Rembrandt combined! Mike Ixnay: RipTide takes Sport Jones down with a snap mare and goes into a headlock... Jones tries to pull out of it but RipTide locks Sport Jones in an abdominal stretch... Bobby Strainin: I don't think he can hoold him long though... he doesn't have it on well enough. Mike Ixnay: Sport Jones reaches the ropes and Steeler counts...1....2....3....4....5... Steeler breaks the hold, and RipTide whips Sport Jones into the ropes. RipTide hits Sport Jones with a backdrop. Bobby Strainin: RipTide has mastered his way around the ring aned through the ropes. He is a true seasoned veteran... Mike Ixnay: RipTide pulls Sport back up and goes for a back suplex, but Sport Jones blocks it with a kick to the midsection. Sport Jones whips RipTide into the ropes and catches RipTide in an abdominal stretch!!! RipTide reaches the ropes and Steeler calls for the break..1....2....3....4.....5.... Sport Jones nails RipTide with a back suplex, and Sport's on Fire tonight!!! Bobby Strainin: Sport is looking good tonight! Mike Ixnay: Sport pulls RipTide back up and takes him down with a German suplex....1....2... shoulder up. Sport pulls RipTide up and RipTide with a facerake. RipTide whips Sport Jones into the ropes, but Sport Jones reverses it. Sport Jones hits RipTide with a clothesline, but RipTide reverses it with an abdominal stretch. Bobby Strainin: Let's see how he likes it on him now... Mike Ixnay: Sport Jones maneuvers out of it and hiptoss on RipTide. Sport pulls RipTide up for the Slam Dunk!!!1...2.... kickout!!! Sport pulls RipTide up for a German suplex, but RipTide counters it with a backward kick. RIPTIDE WITH THE TIDAL BURST ON SPORT JONES!!! Bobby Strainin: It could all be over!!! Mike Ixnay: RipTide is going for the pin, but STEELER PULLS HIM UP AND STEELEDRIVER ON RIPTIDE!!! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE??? Bobby Strainin: I can't believe it!!! RipTide just got screwed! Mike Ixnay: Steeler rolls Sport on top of RipTide and he counts.123 Sport Jones wins with the quickest three count in wrestling history?!? Bobby Strainin: How about the biggest screwjob in history??? Mike Ixnay: I don't think I have ever seen anyone gets screwed over more than Monica Lewinsky in the White House, Bret Hart and Steve Austin in the WWF, and Mr. Reaves' mother on a Friday Night... Bobby Strainin: HEY!!! You wanna get fired? Mike Ixnay: We'll be back after this... (Commercial for 31 Flavors merchandise plays, as McKai and Stunnin Steve prepare for thier move to the UWA in Tennessee. PLEASE buy the shirt! It's only 25 bucks! What a deal!) MAIN EVENT: Wolverine v. Jason Wylde: Mike Ixnay: They're brawling up the aisle. Wylde throws Wolvie over the guardrail. Wylde goes for a vertical suplex, but Wolvie reverses it. Wylde re-reverses it. Wylde enters the ring. Wolvie follows him in and brings the table into the ring. Wolvie takes Wylde down with a T-Bone Suplex on the table....1.. kickout. Wolvie runs into the ropes. Wylde hits Wolvie with a kick. Wolvie is bleeding like a faucet. Wylde goes for a roundhouse right, but Wolvie counters it with a punch. Wolvie sets up Wylde on the table. Wolvie tries to drive Wylde through the table with a legdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Wylde takes Wolvie down with a reverse neckbreaker. Wylde seemingly enjoys the boos. Wylde is going for the pin....1.. kickout. Wylde pulls up Wolvie and goes for a headbutt, but Wolvie blocks it. Wolvie nails Wylde with a takeover suplex. Wolvie punches Wylde. The crowd is cheering on Wolvie. Wolvie kicks Wylde. Wolvie nails Wylde with a savate kick. Wolvie goes for a punch, but Wylde counters it with a roundhouse right. Wylde whips Wolvie into the ropes. Wolvie hits Wylde with a kick. Wolvie goes for a front facelock, but Wylde blocks it. Wylde hits Wolvie with a ropeburn. Wylde goes for a powerslam, but Wolvie counters it with a sunset flip....1.. kickout. Wolvie places Wylde on the turnbuckle. Wolvie nails Wylde with a superplex. The crowd is really behind Wolvie. Wolvie runs into the ropes. Wolvie hits Wylde with a lariat. Wolvie goes for a back suplex, but Wylde counters it with a bulldog. Wylde hits Wolvie with a short clothesline. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Wylde. Wylde goes for a piledriver, but Wolvie blocks it. Wolvie hits a DDT on Wylde. There are lots of chants for Wolvie. Wolvie goes for a takeover suplex, but Jason Wylde counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Wylde hits Wolvie with a gutwrench suplex....1... kickout. Wylde goes for a forearm to the back, but Wolvie side-steps and Wylde only hits air. Wolvie nails Wylde with a stomp. Wolvie uses a tiger suplex on Wylde....1... shoulder up. Wolvie hits an Asai moonsault on Wylde....1....2.. kickout. Wolvie goes for a double underhook suplex, but Wylde counters it with a backdrop. Wylde whips Wolvie into the ropes, but Wolvie reverses it. Wylde hits Wolvie with a kick. Wylde executes a reverse neckbreaker on Wolvie. The cheers for Wylde are drowning out the boos. Wylde is going for the pin....1.. kickout. Wylde complains about a slow count. Wolvie hits an inside cradle on Wylde....1... shoulder up. Wylde executes a punch on Wolvie. Wylde hits Wolvie with a reverse neckbreaker. The boos are resurfacing again. Wylde goes for a back suplex, but Wolvie counters it with an elbowsmash. Wolvie runs into the ropes. Wolvie hits Wylde with a clothesline. Wolvie whips Wylde into the ropes, but Jason Wylde reverses it. Wolvie hits Wylde with a kick. Wolvie hits Wylde with a punch. Wolvie throws Wylde out of the ring. Wolvie jumps onto him with a flying cross body press. Wolvie goes for a punch, but Wylde counters it with a roundhouse right. They're brawling inside the ring area. Wylde throws Wolvie over the guardrail. Jason Wylde whips Wolvie into the guardrail. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Wolvie executes a T-Bone Suplex on Jason Wylde....1... kickout Wolvie goes for the Death Valley Driver, but Wylde blocks it. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Wolvie executes a German suplex on Jason Wylde....1...2... shoulder up. They're brawling down the aisle. Wolvie hits Wylde with an elbowdrop. Wolvie is handed Thumb Tacks. Wolvie hits him with the Tacks. Wolvie has the crowd going wild. They're brawling in mid-arena. Wolvie goes for a facerake, but Wylde blocks it. Wylde hits Wolvie with a piledriver. They're brawling up the aisle. Wylde uses a clothesline on Wolvie. Jason Wylde is handed a keyboard. Wylde hits him with the keyboard. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. They're brawling behind the guardrail. They're brawling up the aisle. Wolvie takes Wylde down with an elbowsmash. Wolvie throws Wylde back into the ring. Wolvie brings the table into the ring. Jason Wylde punches Wolvie. Wylde chops Wolvie. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Wolvie punches Wylde. Wolvie has the crowd going wild. Wolvie chops Wylde. Wylde hits Wolvie. Wylde doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Wylde hits him with the keyboard. The crowd is wildly cheering Wylde with only a few scattered boos audible. Wylde goes for a roundhouse right, but Wolvie counters it with an armbreaker. Wolvie goes for a front facelock, but Jason Wylde counters it with a backdrop. Wylde goes for a vertical suplex, but Wolvie reverses it. Wolvie whips Wylde into the turnbuckle. Wylde comes back and rocks Wolvie with an elbow. Wylde uses a punch on Wolvie. Wylde chops Wolvie. The cheers for Wylde are drowning out the boos. Wylde punches Wolvie. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Jason Wylde. Wolvie chops Wylde. The crowd is going crazy. Wylde chops Wolvie. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Wolvie punches Wylde. Wolvie has the crowd going wild. Wylde hits Wolvie. Wylde goes for a ropeburn, but Wolvie blocks it. Wolvie goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Wylde counters it with a DDT. The crowd is wildly cheering Wylde with only a few scattered boos audible. Wylde nails Wolvie with a powerslam....1...2... kickout. Wylde goes for a piledriver, but Wolvie blocks it. Wolvie chops Wylde. Wolvie punches Wylde. Wolvie has the crowd going wild. Wolvie leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Wolvie sets up the chair. Wolvie executes a bodyslam onto the chair on Wylde. Wolvie throws Wylde out of the ring. Wolvie jumps onto him with a flying cross body press. Wolvie whips Wylde into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Wolvie throws Wylde over the guardrail. Wolvie is handed a fire extinguisher. Wolvie hits him with the fire extinguisher. Wolvie hits a tiger suplex on Wylde....1....2... kickout. Wylde attempts the Cash In on Wolvie, but Wolvie moves out of the way!!! Wolvie is rolling on top of Wylde and IT'S THE DAS!!! (bell rings) Mike Ixnay: Wolverine wins the toughest fought match between him and Wylde to date! this one will definately go down as one of the best matches in history!!! Fans, for NEW, this is Mike and Bobby saying good night everyone, and we'll see you Monday Night!!! (cut to copyright)