Monday Night Massacre (Nov. 1, 1999)

> (The camera opens up in the back parkinglot/loading dock area where you see a white '66 Mustang pull up. The car stops and out comes Sniper to a huge pop that can be heard all the way outside the arena. Sniper grabs a dufflebag and walks into the arena. the camera cuts to the back where you see Stunnin Steve, GRENDEL and Sport Jones talking in the locker rooms.) > Sport Jones: This is messed up man... > (You hear a tremendous pop from the fans in the arena) > Sport Jones: Where the hell is he? I'm supposed to get married tonight here on Massacre, and he's nowhere to be found... > Stunnin Steve: I don't know what to say... > (Right then, Bowen Danes rushes into the room.) > Bowen Danes: Hey guys!!! > (the fans pop once again) > Bowen Danes: Wassup? > Stunnin Steve: Pastor Mark Brian is not here, and not only does this guy have a wedding he is supposed to cermon, but he has a tag title defense tonight... > Bowen Danes: No prob man, I can fill in for PMB in the tag match!!! > (The camera fades out of the lockerroom and into a filled Alltel Arena with around 14,000 fans loaded in the arena all holding various signs.) > Mike Ixnay: Ladies and gentlemen, we are sold out at the Alltel Arena in Little Rock, Arkansas!!! Ladies and gentlemen, I am Mike Ixnay, and alongside of me is Larry Nabisco as we kick off another exciting episode of Monday Night Massacre!!! > (Cardinal's music plays as the fans give him a huge pop. Cardinal is carryign with him the Cruiserweight Title.) > Mike Ixnay: This is strange... Cardinal is not even scheduled to wrestle tonight, and he is out here with the Cruiserweight Title... Fans, this is kind of sudden, but we're going to go with it... let's hear what The Champ has to say... > Cardinal: And finally, THE CARDINAL IS FINALLY BACK IN LITTLE ROCK!!! > (the fans give Cardinal a huge pop) > Cardinal: The Cardinal is here tonight to show all of you inbred imbiciles why I am "The Great One"... > (The fans begin to boo) > Cardinal: Why I am "The Chosen One"... and why I am the man that will go into the Y2K as the man that will carry the NEW on his back as the GREATEST Cruiserweight of all time... > (00Pimp's music begins to play as 00Pimp anderson comes out with two fine ho's following him. The fans are going wild with anticipation for what could happen next.) > 00Pimp: What does everybody want? > fans: CARTROCKER!!! > 00Pimp: What does everybody need? > fans: CARTROCKER!!! > 00Pimp: What does CARTROCKER eat? > fans: PANCAKES!!! > 00Pimp: Cartrocker, you may rock the cart like nobody can, but everybody knows that I am the man that will lead the Cruierweight division into the next millenium, and that I am the greatest young wrestler of all time... > (Tommy Matrix's music starts up as he appears on the vidoe wall... apparently he is in the back.) > Tommy Matrix: All of you are such fools... Cardinal, you may have the cruiserweight belt, but if my memory serves me right, you laid down for literally everyone in the NEW before you became the man you are now... 00Pimp, you may have the ho's and Cardinal, you may rock the cart, but everyone knows that I am the object of desire and the talent of the crop... > (The fans boo) > Tommy Matrix: And everyoen knows that I am the man that will lead the cruiserweight division into the next era... > Cardinal: Whoa whoa whoa wait guys... you two think you have what it takes? I'll tell you what, You two face each other tonight... the winner will be the #1 contender to this belt, and then you will get to face me next week in a first blood match. We'll see who the rightful champ is... > ("The Outlaw Torn" By Metalica begins to play as Sherman Willis walks down the intrnce to a mixed reaction.) > Mike Ixnay: Fans, you heard it from Cardinal... the winner of the bout between Tommy Matrix and 00Pimp Anderson is a top contender's match, and the winner will face Cardinal next week in a first blood match. This is going to be wild, and here comes Sherman Willis... > Larry Nabisco: This guy has shown some promise when he's shown up. > (DEMONICS theme plays as he sprints to the ring and drills Sherman Willis into the turnbukle.) > Mike Ixnay: HERE COEMS DEOMINC... LOOK OUT WILLIS... > (bell rings) > Sherman Willis v. DEMONIC > Larry Nabisco: Demonic showing his desire to win with that entrance. He shows a lotta spunk, but he gets a little too rambunctious sometimes. > Mike Ixnay: What the hell are you talking about Larry, he gets way in over his head sometimes. But so far it doesn't look that way as Demoic rakes the eyes of Sherman Willis. He unloads with a series of jabs now before kicking him squard in the balls. > Larry Nabisco: Ouch! Sherman Willis falls to the grounds. He in perfect position for.....YES IT IS.....DEMONIC BACKS UP, RUNNING SPRITN...BRONCO BUSTER!!!!!! DEMONIC goes for the quick pin. 1....2....kickout. Demonics frustration shows. Willis up now, double arm smash to the back of Demonic. Demonic falls to the ground. > Mike Ixnay: Sherman climbs up on the turnbuckle. He jumps off, he's spread eagle and crashes into Demonic. Wilis now pulls up Demonic and gives him a couple of good knife edge chops before sending him into the turnbuckle. He set Demonic up on the top turn buckle. 10 count punches. > Fans: 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10!! > Larry Nabisco: Oh no, Demonic tips over backwords and falls off the turnbuckle backwords. He lands on the steel steps very awkwordly, he could be hurt seriously. OH NO HE"S NOT MOVING!! Sherman Willis looks concerned. He climbs out of the ring and walks over to Demonic. He bend down to check for a pulse. > Mike Ixnay: Demonic reaches up and grabs Willis by the neck! It was just a prank. He choke slams willis onto the Steel steps. He grabs Willis by the shirt and throws him over the gaurd rail. They are now fighting out in the crowd. Demoic is jabbing the hell out of Willis. > Larry Nabisco: Demonic now picks up Willis and throws him up onto the top of several fans. WILLIS IS BODY SURFING!!! They move him all the way to a vending machine and drop him right on his head onto the cold concrete. Demonic runs back to Willis and throws him onto the pocorn stand. He knocks out the vendor and grabs the butter. He sprays it all over Willis, he now has a whole bag of salt, he dumps it all over Willis. > Mike Ixnay: He pushes the stand over and now Willis is trapped under it. Demonic pulls Willis out from under it. He trows him down on the ground. Demonic now climing to the top of the NEW-tron. He has an evil smile o0n his face now. Willis is starting to get up and Demonic is just staring him like a stalker. Willis sees Demonic now, Demonic is getting ready to jump off onto him. Wait Willis runs to the NEW-tron and begins to shake the bottom of it. Demonic cant keep his balance. He falls off.The two men are now on the entrance way duking it out. Here comes Chaos. He runs out and spears Willis. He pulls a tazer out of his back pocket and stuns Willis twice. Now he pulls out a night stick. He busts Willis open with it. Now hes choking Willis. Chaos leaves just as Demonic is staring to wake up. Demonic cover Willis. 1....2...3. Demonic wins with an assist to Chaos. > (bell rings) > Larry Nabisco: It's really a shame that this wasn't a fair match. It could've been a great one. Well Demonic gets his first win. We'll see how much closer that brings him to his quest for the TV title. > (The camera cuts to the back where you see TYRANT walking through the back throwing stuff around. He grabs a ref who is sipping on a beer and he tosses him into some barrels. The camera cuts to Jade Diamond and Trey Reed walking in the back toward the locker rooms to a huge pop from inside the arena.) > Trey Reed: Man this is going to get ugly... > Jade Diamond: What? You're not the one in a Texas Death Match tonight... > Trey Reed: Oh yeah... good luck... > (They split up.) > Jade Diamond: Good luck... > (The camera cuts bck to the arean where SNF's theme is playing as the fans give them a huge pop) > Mike Ixnay: This is going to get interesting... TYRANT attacking people in the back... I think he's ready to tear up Sniper tonight... > Larry Nabisco: He seems to be pretty mad... > Mike Ixnay: No, I think he's psyching himself up... here comes the former Tag Team champs, Saturday Night Fever... > (the fans respond with boos as The Darkhold sneaks up behind SNF and attacks them. The bell rings) > The Darkhold v. Saturday Night Fever > Mike Ixnay: Oh my god, they got things off to a quick start as The Darkhold attacked SNF from behind and now Trevor Haven and Proctor Meridan are fighting amongst each other... what's up with this??? Proctor takes Mikey and rolls him in and Bernard is up and he catches Trevor with a spin heel kick as he turns around and Proctor is kicksing Mikey while he is down... Proctor is on top of Mikey choking him, and Bernard grabs the steel steps and rams them into Trevor!!! Proctor is pulling up Mikey and Mikey with an elbow... and another... Proctor with an axehandle as Trevor gets up and low blow on Bernard... Proctor whips Mikey to the ropes, and Trevor catches his leg... Mikey is caught up in the ropes and Proctor is confused... Proctor with a running crossbody, and Mikey catches him abnd fall forward!!! Trevor is upset, and Bernard hits him!!! Mikey with a sharpshooter in the middle of the ring!!! > (bell rings) > Mike Ixnay: What the hell??? Saturday Night Fever is are the winners of the match, and now Trevor is in the ring... he is yelling at Proctor, who is getting back up, and Trevor shoves him... PROCTOR KICKS TREVOR!!! PROCTOR WITH A ROCKBOTTOM!!! WHAT THE HELL??? > Proctor Meridan: Enough of this crap... TYRANT, I don't need your damn help... you said that you got me back in NEW, but I need to be subservient to you... screw you!!! And what the hell kind of name is Proctor Meridan? I am Lance Slade... I am not some jabronie... and I'm going to show the NEW what I am made of by taking you out first Trevor... next week, you and I one on one!!! > (Scene cuts to the back where there is TYRANT going to get a soda) > Mike: We're in the back fans and there's Trey Reed! Tyrant is now starting to walk after him! Trey Reed tells him to bring it! Wait! There's the profit$! They all jump Tyrant! Jader with a chairshot! TREY REED has a lead pipe! OHHH! A wack across the skull! TYRANT's down! Wait, what's Trey Reed doing? > Larry: He's pinning Tyrant!?!? Cardinal counts! He hits his hand against the concrete three times! Trey is walking up to our backstage camera! > Trey Reed: Look front office, you wanted Trey Reed vs. TYRANT? You just got it! And it's going to be the same when we have it for the Hardcore title #1 contendership! May that be a lesson to you all... > Mike: Here comes the Fallen! They scare off the Profit$! They're chasing them down while Scarecrow comes to the aid of TYRANT! > (The camera cuts back to the arena where Tombstone's theme plays over the loudspeakers... The crowd goes crazy! Heather accompanies him to the ring. He slowly walks up the stairs and holds the ropes down for Heather.) > Mike: You knwo what that means... it's time for TombStone... > Larry: AND THE PUPPIES!!! > Mike: You pervert!!! Don't look at Heather's puppies!!! > (Larry is barking like a dog in heat, and Mike slaps him.) > Mike Ixnay: Fans, TombStone is in action next as we await the arrival of the former NEW World Champ... Shawn Steele... > (Steele's music plays. He runs to the ring to huge boos and slides under the ropes, but stops dead) > Mike Ixnay: Here he comes with a look of determination on his face and he wastes no time getting to the ring!!! > (bell rings) > Shawn Steele v. TombStone > Larry: Steele's looking straight up at the big man Tomb$tone! Tomb stomps him! Tomb is mad! After this whole TYRANT saga he had. And I think Rick Derringer almost being killed has done it, becauise the fire is lit in Tomb$tone! He picks Steele up and knocks him down with a HARD RIGHT HAND! He's stomping him! Steele looking for a way outta the ring! He's in the corner! TombStone is stomping him! Forarm! Again! European Uppercut! Tomb backs up! Huge splash! Steele is falling down and Tomb helps him with a Drop Toe Hold! > Mike: Tomb lifts Steele right back up! Steele with a poke to the eyes! Oh! A REALLY hard lowblow kick! Oh that looks painful! > Larry: Poor Tomb and Heather! There won't be any bed buddying tonight! > Mike: Shut-up Larry! Steele with a big right knee, left, right, left, and a REALLY hard right knee! Steele, wait, Steele's taking TombStone by the hair, he throws him over the top rope! Steele on the ring apron...Double Axehandle across the back brings Tomb down! Wait, Steele throws the ring announcer down...He grabs a chair! HUGE CHAIRSHOT! Oh my god! TombStone just got completly busted open! Steele now punches the bloodied face! There's blood across the knuckles of the Violator! Look at him! Look at Steele grinning! > Larry: Steele with a hard knee to the gut! DDT! Oh man, whatta DDT! Beautiful! And now Steele stomps him! Over! And over! TombStone is rising to his feet! Steele twists his nose! Yeah! Steele's the greatest! He's almost as smart as I am! Anway...Steele punches Tomb into the corner! He stomps him down! Steele now going to climb and pummel! > Mike: 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10...11...12... > Larry: Ohh! TombStone just threw Steele across the ring, with, a powerbomb like move! > Mike: Oh my! TombStone now picks up Steele! Gorilla Press slam! Steele gets straight back up! He's really tough! Oh! He falls right back down on his face! Both men are down, now the ref starts the mandatory ten-count! > Ref: 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8 > Larry: No! Steele's up! Tomb's now up! Steele clotheslines him down! He picks him up, BODY SLAM! Oh my! And Steele throws on an Adombable Stretch! The ref is checking on Tomb, oh! Steele's got the ropes! The ref looks and he lets go of them! Whatta genious! Steele does it again! TombStone is in pain! > Mike: The ref catches him, he hits Steele's hand away from the ropes! TombStone with a hiptoss! But both men are down now! Whatta fight this has been! Wait, Tomb is getting up, and SOMEONE through in a chair! > Larry: TombStone is up! And he's got the chair! Steele trips him into the chair! Oh my! Steele now choaking the life outta TombStone! Wait! He sees the chair! He stabs Tomb in the gut with the chair! CHAIRSHOT ACROSS THE BACK! STEELE IS WORKING ON HIS BACK! Wait! Steele is going up to the top rope now! Tomb holding his back and is on his knees...Steele with a top rope elbow drop onto TombStone's back!!! Steele now stomping on the back! Wait, Steele's crossing TombStone's legs! He puts his knees in Tomb's back! ahhh! He grabs Tomb's legs and neck...BOW AND ARROW! Oh man! That move is sooo painful! > Mike: It sure is! TombStone has NO WAY to get out of that move either! Wait! Steele's lifting his feet up now! Ohhh! An extended bow and arrow! OUUUUCH!!! > Larry: Heather runs into the ring and pulls Steele off! Uh-oh! Bad idea! Steele's gonna hit heather! TOMBSTONE WITH A ROLL-UP! TOMBSTONE WITH A ROLL-UP! One! Two! Thr--KICKOUT! When is this match over!?!? MY god, these men have been beating the crap out of eachother for almost 30 minutes now! Steele gets right back up from the roll-up and FOREARMS TOMBSTONE! Steele has snapped! He's kicking the crap outta Tomb! Forearms! Bionic elbows! Elbow drops! Stomps! Driving fist! He bounces off the ropes, legdrop! He pins! 1-2-kickout! With force too! > Mike: TombStone is up and alive! He gives Steele a right! Wait, Steele returns it! > Larry: Now TombStone with rapid punches! > Mike: Steele gives them right back! This is an all out brawl! Steele and TombStoen are throwing punches! Blood spewing EVERYWHERE! This is a massacre on Monday Night Massacre! Steele with a thumb in the eye! He spits on TombStone! Oh my God! That was blood he just spit! > Larry: Well, his lip is broken you idiot, no wonder he spit blood! > Mike: ohhhh... > Larry: Steele with a Vertical suplex! He pins! 1-2-3! STEELE WINS! STEELE WINS! No, wait! The ref says it's a two count! noooooo! TombStone just barely lifted up the shoulder again! > Mike: This is a great match! Steele spins TombStone around, reverse neckbreaker! He pins! It's over! 1-2-kickout! Oh man! TombStone barely got out of that! > Larry: Steele is frustrated! He's signalling for the SteeleDriver! Yeah! Wait! Heather is getting on the apron! WHOOHOO! She's doing that exotic dance for Steele! Steele is distracted, and so is the ref! > Mike: TombStone with a roll-up! 1-2-three! No! Two! Kickout! Steele is still alive! Steele with a lowblow! He whips TombStone into the ropes! Tomb spins around Steele AND COMES BACK WITH THE BAD HOLIDAY! TombStone just hit the bad holiday! He pins Steele! 1-2-3! TombStone wins the match! Fans, Steele has been on a low for a while now since hsi return... but this guy is one of the best in the industry... > (suddenly, a voice is heard from the entrance ramp.) > voice: Shawn Steele... > (The fans boo as you see that it is House of Pain) > Mike Ixnay: Oh no... > HOP: So you still having trouble since your little tour earlier this year? Oh, come on, you know what I am talking about... the shooting at the school? > Shawn Steele: You bastard!!! > HOP: Hey dude, I may be low... I may have had a hand in the fate of Scheme Gene's family, but I wouldn't stoop that low... or would I??? > (The lights go out again VERY breifly. The fans are going wild, and when the lights go back on, you see Shawn Steele slipping around in the ring doused in Faygo. Wicked Clown is running up the ramp and he catches HOP with a hig five.) > HOP: Steele!!! I got you again!!! The tour was fun, but this... this is too much!!! Steele, yes I did shoot you earlier this year, but what are you going to do about it now??? > (Steele exits the ring adnd runs up the ramp.) > Mike Ixnay: Oh my god, I can't believe this!!! HOP shot Steele, and STEELE IS CHASING HOP AND CLOWN!!! > (The camera cuts to the locker room where you see Wolvie gearing up for his Television Title defense as the fans give him a big pop. The camera cuts to anohter locker room where you see Jonas preparing for a match. The camera cuts back to the arena where Trent Raven is on his way to the ring with the Hardcore Title. Raven gets huge pop.) > Mike Ixnay: Fans, here comes the Hardcore Champion, Trent Raven!!! this has been an unbelieveable night so far, what is going to happen next??? > Larry Nabisco: I dunno, but this oughtta be good... > Trent Raven: Hey all, I know how much you all want to see me take out The Powers That Be... > (The fans give Raven a big pop) > Trent Raven: But unfortunately it is not going to happen... > Mike Ixnay: Huh? > Trent Raven: My career is over as of now... > (The fans begin to boo, and a small chant of "YOU SOLD OUT!!! YOU SOLD OUT!!!" begins.) > Trent Raven: No, I didn't join the IWA... > (The chant stops and the fans laugh) > Trent Raven: There is another baby on the way, and it is time for me to settle down. Stunnin Steve knows I've been doing this a long damn time, and I just need to do it before my body gets sloppy like his... > (The fans laugh more) > Trent Raven: So now it is officially over... but not before I do what any respectable wrestler does... it is time for another to let the show go on... Chaos... come out... > (Chaos' music starts up as Chaos comes out top a good reaction) > Mike Ixnay: Trent Raven is retiring? And he is going to pass the torch tonight? What a happening!!! > Trent Raven: Chaos, this is the Hardcore Title... tonight, it is officially yours, and you are also the man that will lead Salvation into the future... son, do this belt justice... > (Trent hands the belt over to Chaos as Ru rolls into the ring with a kendo stick to a big pop) > Mike Ixnay: Oh my god... TRENT, TURN AROUND... RU JUST SMACKED TRENT IN THE FACE WITH THE KENDO STICK AS HE TURNED AROUND!!! Now Chaos shoves Ru, and RU WITH A KICK TO THE GUT!!! RU IS BEATING CHAOS SENSELESS WITH THE KENDO STICK!!! Ru drops the stick and he places the Hardcore Title on the mat... he pulls up Chaos and IT'S THE TIGERDRIVER 91 ON THE BELT!!! > Ru: Chaos, it is time you learned what Hardcore is all about... > Mike Ixnay: HERE COMES ARES!!! ARES IS IN THE RING, AND RU BAILS OUT THROUGH THE AUDIENCE!!! > Trent Raven comes out and retires and passes the torch to Chaos. Ru runs in and attacks the new and former Hardcore Champs in Raven and Chaos wearing a brace. > (The camera cuts to the locker room area where you see Riptide sitting down with a guy wearing a mask over his head. They are talking and the fans pop) > Riptide: So you understand the idea? > (The man nods) > Riptide: Let's go... > (The two men leave as the camera opens back up to the arena where "Comfortably Numb" by Pink Floyd plays as Sport Jones approaches the ring with the Ultimate Athelete's Title with a big pop) > Mike Ixnay: Fans, up next is the Television Title Match. Last week, Wolvie shocked us all when he showed up to take the Television title from Mikey in an unsanctioned bout, but tonight, Sport Jones is looking to take that title away from Wolvie to add to his "collection"... > Larry Nabisco: Some thought that Wolvie hadn't earned it or that he didn't deserve it... Wolvie has been here almost since the promotion started and he has gotten us out of some bad situations... I think that his past speaks for itself.... > Mike Ixnay: I agree... fans, we are at the top of the second hour as we bring you our Television Title Match... > ("Closer" by NIN plays as Wolvie comes to the ring holding the Television Title to a huge pop) > Mike Ixnay: Fans, Here comes our Television Champ, the man that some say is the savior of the NEW; the man that has beaten some of the greats such as EnFuego, Ares and Stunnin Steve... > Larry Nabisco: I don't think anyone can deny that Wolvie is a great wrestler, but I think that Sport Jones is letting some of his past aggression against Wolvie out on this one... > Mike Ixnay: This may be a situation where cool heads prevail, and... > (Wolvie slides in the ring, Sport catches him with kicks to the kidney area as the bell rings) > Wolvie v. Sport Jones (Television Title) > Mike Ixnay: This one is already underway with Jones kicking away at the Television Champ, and he pulls Wolvie up... Jones with a chop to his chest and he whips him to the ropes... Jones is going for a back body drop, and Wolvie leaps over him... Wolvie misses a sunset flip entirely, and Jones is confused as Wolvie is trying to reach his tights... > Larry Nabsico: (laughing) These guys are too much... > Mike Ixnay: Jones looks confused and he falls back as Wolvie catches him...1... JONES CATCHES WOLVIE WITH A FULL HEAD SCISSORS AND HE SNAPS HIS HEAD BACK!!! Jones has him in that excruciatingly painful headlock as Wolvie is trying to get to the ropes... Wolvie grabs the rope with his legs... the ref is calling for a break...1...2...3....4...5... the ref is trying to pry Jones off of Wolvie, and he lets the hold go... Jones straddles Wolvie and he's ripping him a new one!!! Jones is banging Wolvie's head against the mat, and he pulls up Wolvie... BODYSLAM!!! Jones with a legdrop!!! Jones stomps Wolvie and now he is going to the top rope... Jones is on top now, and he dives off... MONEYSHOT!!! Jones is pinning Wolvie...1...2..shoulder up!!! Jones pins him again...1...2..kickout... Jones craddles Wolvie and grabs the tights...1...2..kickout!!! JONES WITH A CHOKE...1...2...3...4...5... break!!! Choke again...1...2...3...4...5... break!!! Jones is grinding his forearm into the face of Wolvie and the ref is trying to pull him off of Wolvie... Jones is up and he is arguing with the ref... Wolvie is dazed and he is trying to get back to this feet... Wolvie rolls up Jones...1...2..kickout!!! Jones runs and Wolvie with an armdrag!!! Jones back up, and Wolvie with another armdrag!!! Jones is up again, and Wolvie goes for another armdrag, but Jones blocks and HE'S TRYING TO PUT WOLVIE IN THE DAS!!! Wolvie is getting up and WOLVIE DROPS JONES WITH A DVD!!! > (huge pop) > Mike Ixnay: Wolvie is going for the DAS!!! Wolvie has Jones in a DAS, but he doesn't have him hooked too well... Wolvie is trying to sinch it in, but Jones is rolling it back... Wolvie is on his shoulders...1...2..Wolvie reverses to a backslide...1...2...Jones kicks out, and he is dazed... Wolvie is up and DDT!!! Wolvie is playing to the crowd and the DDT rolled Jones back with such force he bounced back to his butt!!! Jones is getting back up and the fans can't believe it!!! Look out Wolvie!!! Wolvie turns around and Jones with a kick to the gut... IT'S THE SLAMDUNK BY JONES!!! Jones pins...1...2..kickout!!! Jones pulls up Wolvie and IT'S THE ANGLER!!! JONES PINS...1...2...3... SPORT JONES WINS!!! > (bell rings) > Larry Nabisco: What a match!!! > Mike Ixnay: Sport Jones is the new Television Champion!!! Fans, we'll be right back after this message... > (Commerical for November to Dissember plays) > (The camera fades back to the arena where 00Pimp's music is playing as 00Pimp Anderson approaches the ring.) > Mike Ixnay: Welcome back fans. Up next is the match to determine the #1 contender to the Cruiserweight Title... > (Tommy Matrix runs out and attacks 00Pimp from behind. Tommy rolls 00Pimp in as the bell rings) > 00Pimp v. Tommy Matrix > Mike Ixnay: And this one is off to a fast start... 00Pimp meets Matrix in the center of the ring and both men start with fists of fire. 00Pimp is being beaten back to the ropes and Matrix sends him into the ropes and misses with a clothesline and 00Pimp with a standing sidekick. 00Pimp goes to the outside and throws in a chair and he quickly gets back in and Matrix attempts to hit 00Pimp with it but he hits the ref!!! The ref is out and here comes Cardinal!!! Cardinal in with a flying forearm smash to 00Pimp and he grabs the chair and lays out Matrix!!! The ref is up and he calls for the bell. > (The camera cuts to the back where Sport Jones is seen with the Television Title and he is talking to Jason Wylde of all people. the fans pop.) > Jason Wylde: I haven't seen him all day. I don't know what to say... > Sport Jones: I guess the wedding will have to happen some other time... this sucks, where is he?!?!? > (Just then, Pastor Mark Brian hobbles in on crutches to a huge pop.) > Sport Jones: Where have you been, and what happened to you??? > PMB: I dunno, but my flights have been cancelled mysteriously for the past few weeks, and I got jumped outside of my hotel last night... I did good getting out so I could show up... > Sport Jones: What is going on here??? > Jason Wylde: I dunno, but something smells fishy... > (Jason picks up the phone) > Sport Jones: Who you callin? > Jason Wylde: An old friend... > (The camera fades back to the arena where "Walk" by Pantera starts up. However, no lights fade down. Jade Diamond simply walks through the elaborate entranceway, his head held high. No posing for pictures. No dancing or pre-match jokes. Simply a look of new determination. He enters the ring, shouts something at Michael Buttbuffer, and is tossed a mic.) > Jade: Jonas, I always said that I would never fight, my brother. I have a love for you. But, when you entered NEW this past summer, you toyed with everything that I hold dear. You took away Kimberly, the love of my life, you resurrected Lance Slade, in the form of Proctor Meridian. You've made my life a living Hell on earth. So, I have no choice. There is no alternative to this. There can only be the clear, simple choice of pain. Jonas... Prepare for war. > (The lights in the Igloo do a quick fade, and, suddenly, sommenly, Metalliac's "Harvester of Sorrow" begins. No lights come on. After nearly twenty seconds of darkness, the house lights come back up. However, Testament is nowhere to be found.) > Jade: Enough Jonas. Once and for all, let's do this!! > (Suddenly, a figure is spotted on the NEW-Tron. Clad in a rugged leather jacket, a Sandman t-shirt, and a pair of tattered jean shorts, he is unmistakable)) > Jonas: So, Jade, you were serious all along. You have > come to accept that the only truth in life is pain. MY PAIN. Jade, what do you know of pain? In tour life, you were always the one bringing pain to others. Now, the sides are reversed. You true nature is free, and it frightens you... > (Jonas continues to babble on, all the while a dark, lone figure dashing down the steps through the crowd. It is identiacle to the one on the NEW-Tron. He makes his way to ringside. In his hand is a thick lead pipe. He jumps into the ring, and approaches the unknowing Jade.) > Jade Diamond v. Jonas Testament (Texas Death Match) > MI: My God, the real Jonas just hit Jade with that pipe! The one on the Tron must've been an imposter! Pre-recorded voices abound! Oh, Jonas hits Jade again, and again, and again! Now, he throws Jade to ringside, and grasps a chair. He runs at him, and waffles Jade over the head! Jade is bleeding. Now, he sets the chair on the ground, and delivers a thundering DDT onto it! Jonas grabs the twisted chair, sets it up, and picks up Jade. Jonas sets him up, and a powerbomb across that opened chair! Jade's head was bounced off the seat! Jonas takes the chair again, and throws it into the ring. He tosses Jade in, and follows. Jonas sets the chair on the ground, and whips Jade into the ropes. Oh, a drop-toe hold across that seat! Jade's head is ripped open. Jonas pulls up Jade, and throws him right over the top rope! My God! Now, Jonas goes under the ring. He pulls out a table, a piece of steel, and two sawhorses! What's Jonas gonna do!? > LN: Jonas sets up the table, and rolls the hurt Jade on top of it. Then, he climbs up with him. What are we gonna see here!? Jonas raises Jade into a vertical suplex...No, he drops Jade on his head, with a DDT! What a DDT variation by Jonas! Now, Jonas rolls out of the heap of wood, and sets up the sawhorses. He sits the steel across it, forming a makeshift table! What it this? Jonas goes back under the ring, and pulls out a bottle of kereosine. Oh no, he dumps the flammable liquid all over the piece of steel. Now, Jonas goes into his pocket, and extracts a book of matches. He lights one, sets it against the rest of the pack, and then drops the whole flaming pack onto the table! My God, it's an inferno! > MI: Now, he picks up Jade, and sets him up for a double underhook suplex...Oh, my GOD, a double underhook powerbomb, right through that flaming table! No, Jade's on fire!! Jonas isn't looking too good either! Oh my GOD, Jade is rolling around. Finally, the fire subsides! Now, Jonas grabs Jade, and drags him to the backstage area. They walks beside the entranceway, and Jonas irish-whips Jade smack into a wall! Jade's head bounces off the wall. Now, Jonas grabs him, and whips him again into a nearby concession stand! Jade hits the cart, and flips over it! Hot dogs everywhere! > LN: Jonas goes to the fallen Jade, but Jade stands and kicks Jonas! Another kick, and another! Jade is showing some offense here! Now, Jade grabs Jonas, and tosses him into another food cart, this one fore pretzels! Jade pulls him up, and whips Jonas into the cooking area! Attendants are running from the kitchen, screaming! Jade goes to the french fryer, and pulls a basket of hot fries out of the 400 degree oil! Oh, he nails Jonas square across the head! Jonas must have second degree burns! Jonas is screaming, but Jade has a sort of hollow look on his face. He doesn't seem to even notice, let alone care! Now, these two are brawling put of the kitchen, and into the parking garage. Jade tosses Jonas into the side of a big Chevy van! Now, Jonas recovers, and kicks Jade. He then delivers an awesome Pedigree onto the concrete! Wow, Jade's face may be broken! Jonas is now climbing the back ladder to that van. He's up on the final rung, but Jade is up too. He leaps onto the ladder, grabs the turned-around Jonas, and delivers an amazing German suplex from seven feet off the ground! That was incredible! > MI: Jade starts to climb back up to the top of the van, followed shortly by Jonas. They're both on the top of that van, and Jade immediately grabs Jonas! A powerful hopping DDT onto the roof! There's a huge dent where Jonas' head was bounced! Jade picks up Jonas, sets him up for a vertical suplex off the side?! No, a Diamond Dream, right onto the concrete nine feet below! My God, Jonas' neck is snapped! That's it! Jade covers Jonas...1..kickout! How the in Hell!? A one count! Jade looks really surprised! He pulls up Jonas, and begins to move back towards the building. Where can they go next!? > LN: Well, I guess they can go to the loading area next! Jade and Jonas aren't even doing any moves, they're just brawling! Oh, Jade whips Jonas onto a loading elevator! Now, Jade hits a switch, and these two are mobile! They're traveling up around twenty feet! The elevator stops, and Jade executes a beautiful brainbuster onto the steel lift! He goes to he railing, looks over, and shouts something. Jade grabs Jonas, and drags him over to the drop-off side! Is he gonna throw him over the side!? > MI: Look down there, Trey Reed pushing a trash dumpster right under Jonas! It looks like it's filled with chairs! Jade squats down, and hops into a Dream Kick! Oh, Jonas goes over the side, falls twenty feet, and lands right in that dumpster!! Oh my God! Now, Jade walks to the railing, peers down, then leaps onto the railing, and performs an amazing springboard frogsplash!! Twenty feet down! Oh my sweet Jesus!! I don't even know if he landed on Jonas!! Trey laughs, and then runs off! Now, Jade is climbing out of that dumpster! He grabs Jonas, and tosses him out of it. He covers...1...kick out! No, how in the name of God himself did Jonas kick out!! He can't be human! Jade looks shocked! He goes to the dumpster, opens the side compartment, and pulls out a steel chair! Oh, chair shot across Jonas' head! Two, three, four, five, six, seven!! Jonas is still standing! Jesus, he's a damn robot! Jade tosses the chair at Jonas. Testament catches it, and Jade nails a Dream Kick!! Jonas goes down! > Cover...1...2.kickout! My God, Jonas is still up! Now, Jade sets the chair on the ground, and pulls up Jonas. Oh, a spike piledriver onto that chair! The steel is twisted way out of place! He pulls Jonas up again, and nails another spike piledriver! Oh, Jonas has to be out!! But, Jade isn't covering. Instead, he's pulling him up, and dragging him over to a window! What's Jade thinking! Jade sets Jonas up for a crucifix powerbomb...Oh my God, a crucifix powerbomb, through that glass window, and into the parking lot! That's a thirty foot fall!! The cameraman gets a shot...My God, Jonas landed on a parked Mazda...His back...It has to be broken... No...he's moving. Jesus, how can Testament be > moving? How...Well, Jade is running towards a nearby door. That leads to the stairway. Jade dashes down the two flights of steps. Now, Jade is in the parking lot. He looks around, and finds the Mazda. The hood is crushed in...But, where's Jonas!? What the Hell?! Jonas walks to the front of the car, and looks around, to see if Jonas is there. No where to be found. Wait, that car door opened. That's Jonas! He starts the engine, and slams on the gas! Oh my God, that car just ran down Jade at nearly thirty miles per hour! Jade is thrown twenty feet! His back may have been snapped! Jonas steps out of the car, and walks toward Jade. He kicks him hard in the ribs. Now, he lifts him up, and delivers a brutal Rock Bottom onto the concrete! Jade is down again! Jonas pulls him right back up, and executes a double underhook DDT! Jonas, wasting no time here! He lifts up Jade, and rolls him onto the front of that car. He follows, and lifts Jade into a Gorilla Press...No, he flows into a Mickinokou-Driver! My God, right onto the windshield! The glass just crashed in! Jade must be unconsscious! Now, Jonas goes to the roof of the car, and pulls Jonas along. Jonas lifts his arms, and completes a crucifix. Now, Jonas grabs Jade, and hits a front gourdbuster onto the roof! My God!! The front just dented right in! Both men have crashed right into the interior of that car! My God! Jonas is up, and he tosses Jade back down the hood. Jade rolls off, and lands twelve feet in front of the car. Jade stands, and stumbles out! He's about thirty feet in front of that car now. Jonas starts the engine, and...Oh God, he ran over Jade again! Jade rolls up onto the hood now!! Jonas starts to drive! We're gonna hit the expressway! Jonas swerves, and attempts to toss Jade off the front. Jade is hanging on for dear life! Oh, Jonas spots something up there! It's a parked tractor trailer! Oh no, Jonas is headed right for that truck!! No, he hits it!!!! Jade is tossed right into the side!!!! He just cruised right through the side wall!!! They were going at least seventy miles per hour!!!!!! Jade's gotta be dead!!!! That's like running right into a concrete wall at seventy miles per hour, and then crashing right through it!!!!! The door swings open, and Jonas literally falls out of the Mazda!! Jade's in the center of that truck somewhere!! Jonas climbs into the hole, and looks inside. My God, Jade is huddled in the corner!! Is he breathing!? Jonas walks over to the opposite, and grabs two wooden shipping crates.�He stacks them right on top of one another! He's still got offense on his mind! He pulls Jade up now, and signals the crucifix again! Now, he sets Jade up for a powerbomb. No, he lets him set on his shoulders, and screams something!! Now, he drops him in a ...Sitout Dominator!! A sitout Dominator!! Oh My God!!!! Those two wooden crates just were crushed under that weight! Jonas stands, and goes back to the corner. He pulls out a wooden board. He sets it catticorner, against the wall. Remember what Taz did to Sabu in this situation! It looks as if Jonas is trying to likewise break his neck! Wait, he's leaving the cab. He goes around to the front of the truck, looks in the broken windshield, and screams something at the driver!! He's telling him to drive the truck! Now, Jonas climbs back into that truck! > MI: He grabs Jade, and walks to that board. Oh, the truck is moving. Jonas pulls Jade up into a DVD. Wait, Jonas begins to spin around. He's gonna try to drop Jade in a Airplane Spin! Jonas is going back to wrestling's olden days! Wait, Jade moves, and reverses it into a makeshift Tornado DDT!! My God, right through that diagonally set table! Jonas' neck was hit at an unnatural angle!!! The truck is still moving through. Jade grabs Jonas, and...Oh God, he tosses Jonas out the speeding truck, and onto the highway! Jonas might be hit by a car. Jade stands, and goes to the doorway to the driver's area. He tells the driver to stop the truck. Leaping out, he runs into the opposite lane, and finds a Ford Tempo stopped right alongside the road. He breaks through the window, and opens the door. The keys are in it, and he drives it wildly into the next lane, parking right next to the truck. Now, he runs to Jonas, and lifts him up. Both men walk to the back of the truck, and climb up the ladder! What are we gonna see here? That's about a twenty feet fall down onto the Tempo. Jade pulls up Jonas, and lifts him up for a vertical suplex. No, I think he's gonna go for a Diamond Dream here! He holds Jonas in the air, letting the blood drain. Now, he's gonna leap forward! No, Jonas wiggles around, and swings forward. He hits Jade with a Diamond Cutter, right onto that car that was parked next to the car twenty feet below!!! Twenty feet down!!!!! Oh my God!!! That's gotta be it! Wait, he lifts Jade up again!! No, for God's sake, take the win! > LN: He doesn't wanna win, he wants to break Jade and end his career! He lifts the front hood of the car, exposing the engine! He rolls Jade under the hood, and slams it shut! Jade is stuck under that car hood!�Now, Jonas returns to the back, and climbs the ladder! Oh my God, what's he gonna do!? Jonas stands up on top of the truck, and screams: > Jonas: I'll see you in Hell, little brother!!!!! BURN!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahhahahhahahahha!!!!!!!!! > MI: With that, Jonas leaps down twenty feet, somersaults once, and lands right on the car hood!!! Jade was under there, but now that hood is twisted to Hell!!!! Jade's gotta be killed! That's it!!!!! Jonas and Jade somehow make their way out of the wreckage!! Jonas rolls Jade over, and cover...1...2...3!!!!!!! It's over!!!!!! Jonas has beaten Jade!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dear Lord, what a match!!!!!!!! > LN: Jade's body is covered from burns from that hot engine!!!! Jonas face is mangled!!!!! This is bad!!! > Mike Ixnay: Up next is our match for the NEW Tag Team Titles as we rehash what we have seen so far... Cardinal screwed Tommy Matrix and Anderson out of a Cruiserweight Title Match; Jonas Testament has probably just put Jade out of the Sport; Trent Raven announced his retirement and handed the torch to Chaos and was them attacked by Ru, who took out both Trent and Chaos until Ares arrived; Sport Jones is the new Television Champion; PMB just arrived but he is in a mess.... they finally have Jade out of there... Hopefully we will have work on his condition later... > ("Kashmir" by Led Zepplin plays as HII approach the ring) > Mike Ixnay: What a night we have had so far, and now here come the former Tag Champs... this one could be good. > Larry Nabisco: Well home Improvement Inc. are a up and coming tag Team who beat Menace 2 Society to get thier first tag title shots. I think it is safe to say that they have a lot of potential... > Mike Ixnay: HII is in the ring as we await the arrival of the champions... > ("Comfortably Numb" by Pink Floyd plays as Sport Jones and Bopwen Danes approach the ring.) > Mike Ixnay: Here comes Danes and Jones, tonight's defending champs... Danes is subbing for PMB who was apparently a no show tonight, but we saw him just a little while ago and he talked about how his flights were mysteriously cancelled and he was jumped outside of a hotel... I don't knwo what to make of this, but the champs are in the ring... > (bell rings) > The Reighteous (Sport Jones & Bowen Danes subbing for Pastor Mark Brian) v. Home Improvement Incorporated (The Carpenter, The Electrician, The Plumber) (Tag Team Titles) > Mike Ixnay: And this one is underway as Jones and Electrician start things off. Jones and Electrician lock up and Electrician with an armlock. He clamps down on Jones' shoulder as Electrician tags in Plumber... Plumber to the top rope and he comes off with a chop to the shoulder of Jones. Plumber takes the armlock and tags Electrician... they send Jones to the ropes and now HII going for a double clothesline... Jones ducks and HII turn around, Jones takes Plumber down with a vicious clothesline, but Electirician ducks... Electrician with a sleeper hold and Jones snapmares him. Jones moves to his corner and tags in Danes... Danes looks schocked but enters anyway... Danes goes to work on Electirician as Plumber rolls out... Danes with kicks to the back of Electirician, and Plumber flips off Danes... Danes swings at Plumber and Electrician with a rollup...1...2..kickout, and Danes clotheslines him... Danes with a tag to Jones... Jones pulls up Electrician and IT'S THE SLAMDUNK ALREADY!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! Jones is going for the pin, but he sees Plumber entering the ring... Danes in and he takes out Plumber, and Carpenter is getting on the apron... Jones goes to deck him and Electrician is getting back up... Carpenter slips Electirician a lightbulb... Jones turns around and right into a lightbulb!!! Jones is bleeding, and Electirician catches him with a T-bone suplex!!! Electrician pins...1...2.kickout!!! Danes is duking it out with Plumber and Jones is getting up... Danes whips Plumber off the ropes and Plumber is runnign toward a dazed Jones... Plumber seizes the opportunity and he clotheslines Jones!!! What the hell??? Jones is down and Danes can't believe what he just did!!! Electirician takes Danes out with a clothesline out of the ring and Carpenter immediately goes to work over Danes on the outside... Plumber puts Jones up on his shoulders and Electrician goes to the top... HII with a Steiner Bulldog!!! Electrician pins Jones...1...2...3... HII are the Tag Champs again!!! > (bell rings) > Mike Ixnay: I can't believe it!!! HII regain the Tag Team Championships, and look at this... Danes is in and he is shoving Jones... > Bowen Danes: You imbecil, you cost The Powers the Tag Titles... > Sport Jones: What??? You moron, you cost me the belts... > Mike Ixnay: And HERE COMES JASON WYLDE!!! Jason is out here and he is talking to Jones and Danes!!! What is going on here??? Jason is holding off Danes as he speaks with Jones, and who is that coming in from the crowd??? That's... THAT'S DUTCH HEAVYMETAL DAON AND HE HAS A GUITAR!!! > (A loud "smack" is heard to be followed by a huge pop) > Mike Ixnay: Daon just laid out Danes and JASON WYLDE AND SPORT JONES ARE GOING TO WORK ON BOWEN DANES!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! > (The camera cuts to the back where you see Trevor Haven and Lance Slade fighting.) > Mike Ixnay: This one has boken out in the back!!! Get security back there!!! Fans, we'll be back after this... > (Commerical for Rogaine plays as Stunnin Steve is trying it on his massive dome.) (When Worlds Collide By: Powerman 3000 begins to play over the PA system as Tyrant wlks down to the ring to a mixed reaction. He climbs into the ring and an eerie feeling enters the room.) (Break Stuff by Limp Bizket begins to play as Sniper walks down to the ring with the World Title strapped around his waist and a deadly look on his face. He hands the belt to the ref as the bell rings.) Mike Ixnay: Fans we've been waiting for this one for a long time. Its finally here though. Tyrant starts things out with a kick to the midsection of Sniper when send him reeling. Tyrant follows up with an elbow to the back that sends Tyrant to his knees. Larry Nabisco: Tyrant nowing tauting Sniper, he turns his back to the man, Sniper gets up, Ax kick to the head of Tyrant. That sends him down. Sniper, now goes over to Tyrant, he applies the figure 4, oh my god. Mike Ixnay: Tyrant though spreads his legs apart and breaks the hold very easliy. Tyrant and Sniper now lock up. Tyrant gets the advantage, Gargoyle Suplex. Tyrant pulls the champ to his feet and kicks him square in the nut sack. Larry Nabisco: Sniper falls to the ground, the ref warns Tyrant, TYRANT chokes slams the ref. he steps out of the ring now and looks under the mat. Sniper is now back up and Tyrant is not looking. Sniper flys over the top rope and tackles Tyrant with the high risk manuver. This match is starting to heat up as Sniper pulls Tyrant up and spears him. Sniperbomb. 1....2...3..the ref is out cold. Tyrant is back up. He grabs Sniper and choke slams him 1....2....3 the ref is still out. Sniper is back up Tyrant with an uppercut to Sniper, Sniper gives him one back, they are trading punches. Mike Ixnay: Tyrant with a kick now to Snipers face, Sniper falls backwords and hits his head on he gaurd rail. He's bleeding now. Tyrant admires his work. He turns around to taunt Sniper again. You would think he learned his leason the first ime, but no. Sniper back up. He kicks Tyrant in the back and falls down in the ramp way. They are takeing this thing outta here. They are trading punches back and forth as they leave the ring area, they are back stage now. Whats happening somebody get a damn camera back there. Larry Nabisco: There we go. Sniper is down and Tyrant is stomping Snipers face into the ground. He picks Sniper up and throws him into a pop machine. Sniper is now bleeding profusly all over. Tyrant looks at Sniper now with an evil smile, he fails to notice that Sniper has grabbed ahold of a near by garbage can. He smashes it over Tyrants head. Tyrant is busted wide open now. Sniper tips the pop machine over on top of him as the ref limps out. Sniper lays over the pop machine 1...2...whats this Tyrant throws the pop machine and Sniper off of him just before the three count. Both men are now bleeding profusely. Mike Ixnay: Both men are now almost out in the parking lot. fans are running out of the areana to see this. The two men are are tradin lefts and rights, each one is covered in blood. Sniper smashes Tyrants head against the windshield of a brand new BMW breaking the windsheild, Tyrant smashes Snipers head over the windsheild of a classic vette shattering it. Wait here comes a speeding car, ITS STEVES CAR! STEVE AND GRENDEL ARE BEHIND THE WHEEL. THEY ARE RACING RIGHT TOWARDS TYRANT. TYRANT SEES IT IN TIME AND THROWS SNIPER INFRONT OF IT. OH MY GOD THEY JUST RAN OVER SNIPER. Stunnin Steve: Oh shit!!!! Grendel: Turn it around! Larry Nabisco: The Powers turn the car around and run over Tyrant now, they speed off. were's my cell phone. Mike Ixnay: what the hell are you doing? Larry Nabisco: Is this the police? yes what is the reward for reported hit and runs? Ok, I have one I'd like to repo--- Mike Ixnay: Give me that *takes the cell phone and throws it into the audience*. Both me are laying unconcious now. Jonas Testement sneaks out of the corner with barbed wire and wrapes it around Snipers head then lays Tyrant ontop of him just as the ref runs out into he parking lot. 1...2...KICK OUT! Oh my god. Sniper head buts Tyrant. head buts again. he pulls the barbed wire off his head and shoves it down tyrants throat. He stomps on Tyrants mouth. This is just a bloody mess. Sniper covers, 1..2....kick out. Larry Nabisco: both men are giving their bodies for this. They are now fighting in the street. HERE COMES A SEMI! IT BARELY MISSES TYRANT, BUT IT RUNS OVER SNIPER LEGS. HERE COMES A BIG FOOT, IT GETS TYRANT IN THE LEGS. BOTH MEN ARE STRUGGLING TO GET OFF THE ROAD. they crawl off the road just as a huge 18 wheeler sppeeds by. They are now in front of the ACME Chemical Plant. Sniper struggles to get to his feet. He cant do it, they are broken. Tyrant, only one of his legs appears to be broke, stands on one foot and pulls Sniper up. He throws him right into the brick building. The ref nows runs across the street. Tyrant pins 1...2...3..kick out. no pin. only 2 and a half. Mike Ixnay: Tyrant is getting frustrated, he pulls the bloody Sniper up and throws him through the door of the plant, THAT WAS A METAL DOOR. Tyrant pins. 1...2...kickout. How the hell did he do that. That shows a helluva a lot of heart. Tyrant is pissed. He wipes the blood from his eyes, spits out some of the blood from his mouth and grabs Sniper by the hair and walks up 3 flight of stairs. You can hardly tell thats a man that he's dragging behind him now, its so mangled. He picks Sniper up,OH MY GOD HE'S GOING TO THROW SNIPER DOWN THE STAIRS, BUT WAIT BLOOD DRIPS IN HIS EYES, HE DROPS SNIPER BACKWORDS, SNIPERS OK BUT TYRANT TRIPS AND FALLS DOWN THE STAIRS. THE REF IS ABOUT READY TO CALL FOR THE BELL, NEITHER ONE OF THESE GUYS IS IN ANY SHAPE TO CONTINUE. Slim Cross runs through the building before he can call for it. Slim Cross: Your ass is fired, dont even think of calling for the bell, I'm refereeing this match now. Mike Ixnay: Slim Cross is now ref, Sniper pulls himself up with the stair rail an makes his way down to Tyrant. He pins. 1....2....KICKOUT. Oh my god. Tyrants other leg is broke. he tries to hit Sniper but Sniper ducks and Tyrant punches the wall instead which breaks his wrist. Sniper once again pulls himself up. He pulls Tyrant up and carries him up the stairs and props him up against a door. He takes a step back....AND SPEARS HIM THROUGH THE DOOR!!!! HE SPEARS TYRANT ONTO THE CATWALK. DOWN BELOW IS A HUGE TANK FILLED WITH BUBBLING TOXIC CHEMICALS. IF ONE OF THEM FALLS OFF THE CATWALK HE WILL SURELY DIE!!! Larry Nabisco: both men are laying on the catwalk unable to move. Slim Cross cant take this now. He's about ready to call for the bell. WAIT HERE COMES BIG MONEY BEN G!! Ben G: Call for that bell and you are out of a job, I'm refing this one now, go back to the areana and make sure it doesn't break out into a riot. Mike Ixnay: Big Money is now the ref. Sniper crawls over to Tyrant and lays an arm over him. 1....2.....KICKOUT! This match will never end. Sniper climbs to his feet somehow. Tyrant is on his feet. The two bloody men stand toe to toe and just stair each other down. suddenly Sniper extends his hand to Tyrant. Tyrant looks down amazed. Tyrants reaches for the hand. IT WAS ONLY A TRICK SNIPER GRABS TYRANTS HANDS AND PUSHES HIM OVER THE CATWALK!!! HE'S DEAD...NO WAIT HE GRABBED AHOLD OF A WIRE. TYRANT IS PLEADING FOR SNIPERS HELP. SNIPER WALKS OVER TO STEP ON TYRANT HAND. TYRANT GRABS SNIPERS FOOT. HE YANKS SNIPER DOWN. SNIPER SPIRALS DOWN INTO THE PIT OF TOXIC CHEMICALS!! SOME OF THE CHEMICALS SHOOT UP AND BURN THROUGH TYRANTS BOOT, THERES NO WAY SNIPER SURVIVED. Larry Nabisco: Ben pulls Tyrant up. He grabs the title and hands it to Tyrant. He never pinned Sniper though. Mike Ixnay: but Snipers dead, and after what he put himself through he deseves it. Ben leads Tyrant down the steps and into his car. our cameras are folloing the car, its pulling up at the areana. Ben and Tyrant step out, they are heading to the ring. Ben has a mic. Ben: Ladies and Gentalmen, It is with a heavy heart that I name our new World Champion, Tyrant! But we are burdened tonight with the loss of another champion, a tremendous athlete, a great freind, and an all around good guy, Sniper. There will be an MNM tomorrow, however it will be dedicated to Sniper. I need to get Tyrant to the hospital. Goodnight, and keep Sniper and his family in your prayers. Larry Nabisco: Dear lord what a tragety. We will have more on the death of Sniper on MNM, but we are out of time. Goodnight fans. scene fades to copyright.